Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[AmberCutie]

Last night, dude comes in my public chat and is having this very heavily opinionated debate about why McDonalds and KFC are evil. Goes on and on, while I and a few regulars are lightheartedly arguing with him. About 10 minutes passes by, as I am trying to make another 1800 tokens or so before I leave in about 30 mins, I realize that his conversation is really derailing my efforts.

AmberCutie: Nuffy, I enjoy a good conversation as much as the next person, but if you insist on continuing this debate in my public chat, I'd like to request you toss a few tokens at me, I'd appreciate that.
theNuffy: okay ill leave
AmberCutie: Ok, see ya next time!
theNuffy: well, top models make over 10,000 dollars a month im sure a bit of interlectual debate wont make you starve... just saying.... bye
AmberCutie: there's a time and a place for everything, right now I'm here trying to entertain and meet a goal, I don't care how much you think models make

What a doucher.

 

[Evvie]

Last night, dude comes in my public chat and is having this very heavily opinionated debate about why McDonalds and KFC are evil. Goes on and on, while I and a few regulars are lightheartedly arguing with him. About 10 minutes passes by, as I am trying to make another 1800 tokens or so before I leave in about 30 mins, I realize that his conversation is really derailing my efforts.

AmberCutie: Nuffy, I enjoy a good conversation as much as the next person, but if you insist on continuing this debate in my public chat, I'd like to request you toss a few tokens at me, I'd appreciate that.
theNuffy: okay ill leave
AmberCutie: Ok, see ya next time!
theNuffy: well, top models make over 10,000 dollars a month im sure a bit of interlectual debate wont make you starve... just saying.... bye
AmberCutie: there's a time and a place for everything, right now I'm here trying to entertain and meet a goal, I don't care how much you think models make

What a doucher.

What a doucher is right. Douche.

 

[TashaDutch]

Oh holy shit. Maybe my "report as spam" actually worked!

i was very suprised also.. i think we all reported someone from out the forum before... and it toke them HOURS

 

[Nordling]

Last night, dude comes in my public chat and is having this very heavily opinionated debate about why McDonalds and KFC are evil. Goes on and on, while I and a few regulars are lightheartedly arguing with him. About 10 minutes passes by, as I am trying to make another 1800 tokens or so before I leave in about 30 mins, I realize that his conversation is really derailing my efforts.

AmberCutie: Nuffy, I enjoy a good conversation as much as the next person, but if you insist on continuing this debate in my public chat, I'd like to request you toss a few tokens at me, I'd appreciate that.
theNuffy: okay ill leave
AmberCutie: Ok, see ya next time!
theNuffy: well, top models make over 10,000 dollars a month im sure a bit of interlectual debate wont make you starve... just saying.... bye
AmberCutie: there's a time and a place for everything, right now I'm here trying to entertain and meet a goal, I don't care how much you think models make

What a doucher.

What a doucher is right. Douche.

Uber Douche. lol And that is why I try my best to avoid the cliche at the end of a sentence: "...just sayin." The way he used it is exactly the most common... snark--a meaningless phrase attempting to add weight to a contention that is loaded with mule poop in the first place. I much prefer :twocents-02cents: It just doesn't carry that level of snarkiness.

 

[Anonymous]

Last night, dude comes in my public chat and is having this very heavily opinionated debate about why McDonalds and KFC are evil. Goes on and on, while I and a few regulars are lightheartedly arguing with him. About 10 minutes passes by, as I am trying to make another 1800 tokens or so before I leave in about 30 mins, I realize that his conversation is really derailing my efforts.

LOL. This afternoon I enjoyed a McDonald's Big Mac and fries. "Evil" tastes sooooo good!

 

[Shaun__]

Last night, dude comes in my public chat and is having this very heavily opinionated debate about why McDonalds and KFC are evil. Goes on and on, while I and a few regulars are lightheartedly arguing with him. About 10 minutes passes by, as I am trying to make another 1800 tokens or so before I leave in about 30 mins, I realize that his conversation is really derailing my efforts.

LOL. This afternoon I enjoyed a McDonald's Big Mac and fries. "Evil" tastes sooooo good!

I am chaotic neutral which restaurants am I allowed to eat at? Am I allowed saving throws if I do not like them?

 

[LadyLuna]

Your dice make me wet...

 

[AllisonWilder]

SelloutN3gr0: if u were a cheeseburger at mcdonlands you'd be mcbeautiful

Thanks. :? :lol:

 

[theguitarrist]

Your dice make me wet...

Random thought: Dungeon Master camgirl? AD&D Role-playing show? :geek:

 

[Evvie]

Last night, dude comes in my public chat and is having this very heavily opinionated debate about why McDonalds and KFC are evil. Goes on and on, while I and a few regulars are lightheartedly arguing with him. About 10 minutes passes by, as I am trying to make another 1800 tokens or so before I leave in about 30 mins, I realize that his conversation is really derailing my efforts.

LOL. This afternoon I enjoyed a McDonald's Big Mac and fries. "Evil" tastes sooooo good!

I am chaotic neutral which restaurants am I allowed to eat at? Am I allowed saving throws if I do not like them?

You may eat at Subway, Wendy's and P.F. Chang's.

 

[LadyLuna]

Your dice make me wet...

Random thought: Dungeon Master camgirl? AD&D Role-playing show? :geek:

Already tried that one. I couldn't make it work. :crybaby: Maybe another model can.

 

[theguitarrist]

Random thought: Dungeon Master camgirl? AD&D Role-playing show? :geek:

Already tried that one. I couldn't make it work. :crybaby: Maybe another model can.

Wow, I wish I'd been there!

 

[LilyMarie]

This is not about an MFC member, but I figured it would fit here regardless.
A few messages I exchange with a guy from reddit who messaged me after seeing my picture there.

Him:
I cant wait to know you do you have a cell phone? i can give you my number
its really not like im just tryna hook up and get fucked, could care less about sex, its a constant
please hit me back soon
Me:
ridiculous
Him:
lol whats ridiculous? explain i was drawn to you the minute i seen your face you're a gamer as well huh?
Me:
no, the fact that you asked me for my phone number. i'm not a gamer.
Him:
sorry, i guess that is a little aggressive, i work a lot and when im not my friends usually have me out with them, thats sad you dont play games, i meet thousands of people from everywhere, i give my cell to the ones i like, then its not like they only exist online
Me, trying to be really nice and explanatory:
It really doesn't work because of my job.
Him:
where do you work?
Me:
I'm a webcam model.
Him:
nice, but what is a webcam model?
Me:
I chat and do different shows live on webcam for money.
Him:
ahh i guess thats cool while you're still young, i wouldnt imagine you actually enjoy it though, do you?
Me:
I enjoy it waaay more than any other job I've done, I would never do it if I didn't enjoy it.
Him:
okay heyy i think i might take off for a while and go hit up a friend, my cell is (enters his cell number) you dont have to text me, i'd like it though, maybe send you a pic or 2 so you know who i am
TTYL
Me:
I already told you I don't my phone number to random strangers on the internet I don't think that was SO hard to understand
Him:
sad face, i just got called a random stranger, im very well known in north seattle, i understand how you feel though, you have no idea who i am yet
Me:
I don't care about NORTH SEATTLE lol xD Sorry. Also, I don't currently have the time (or the need!) to meet new people on the internet, especially when they're the kind that thinks they could get the PHONE NUMBER of a woman from the INTERNET. I thought I'd made that clear.
Him:
oh wow sorry i bothered you, you'd give me your number face to face in a heart beat, but its whatever yo, you got my cell you can hit me up ANYTIME, i aint gonna get mad that you was rude with me, you dont know who i am, but go get paid, talk to them weird ass motha fuckers
PS i get girls numbers all the time on the internet, sorry you aint feelin me, i'd have sent you pics from my cell but fuck it


:shock:

 

[LilyMarie]

Oh Gooood look what I just had in my room -__-

M1santhrope: are you in dc area
Me: Does it matter where I am? Even if I was, I wouldn't want to meet you. Camgirls don't really do that.
M1santhrope: you're right

* Room Topic: The next 3 people who tip 77 tokens get my Full HD solo video! (It's usually 200!)

M1santhrope: if you were in dc area, we would arrange to fuck and talk dollars not tokens
Me: No... we wouldn't. I don't fuck people for money.
M1santhrope: you think so
M1santhrope: money talks baby
Me: I don't care, I don't do that!
M1santhrope: yeah right
M1santhrope: you're getting consideration in one way or another
M1santhrope: man
M1santhrope: you don't even know the internal contradiction you're talking
M1santhrope: watch your attitude change

Received a 100 token tip from M1santhrope!
M1santhrope: ohhhh thank you
M1santhrope: you're such a great guy
Me: thanks for the tip, but I still don't think you're a great guy!
M1santhrope: fuck outta here

* Room Topic: The next 3 people who tip 77 tokens get my Full HD solo video! (It's usually 200!)
Received a 78 token tip from M1santhrope!
M1santhrope: oh boy
M1santhrope: I fucking missed by one token (no you didn't, jerk -_-)
M1santhrope: send the video to m1santhrope@hotmail.com
Me: I don't send content via e-mail.
M1santhrope: tell me what you'd do for money baby
Me: Well I sure as hell don't have sex with anyone for money!
M1santhrope: speak the truth
M1santhrope: this country is corrupted by money


I didn't end up sending him the video. :? He's a fucking asshole and he didn't want it anyway.
He had a 4 digit number of reward points showing and was obviously just trying to mess with my mind sending the tips.

 

[inkydoo]

This is not about an MFC member, but I figured it would fit here regardless.
A few messages I exchange with a guy from reddit who messaged me after seeing my picture there.

blah blah, leading up to...

Me:
I already told you I don't my phone number to random strangers on the internet I don't think that was SO hard to understand
Him:
sad face, i just got called a random stranger, im very well known in north seattle, i understand how you feel though, you have no idea who i am yet
Me:
I don't care about NORTH SEATTLE lol xD Sorry. Also, I don't currently have the time (or the need!) to meet new people on the internet, especially when they're the kind that thinks they could get the PHONE NUMBER of a woman from the INTERNET. I thought I'd made that clear.
Him:
oh wow sorry i bothered you, you'd give me your number face to face in a heart beat, but its whatever yo, you got my cell you can hit me up ANYTIME, i aint gonna get mad that you was rude with me, you dont know who i am, but go get paid, talk to them weird ass motha fuckers
PS i get girls numbers all the time on the internet, sorry you aint feelin me, i'd have sent you pics from my cell but fuck it

:shock:

Lily, don't you realize you just got propositioned by Bill Gates?

(actually the behavior sounds more like Steve Ballmer, but he's not as famous for the purposes of a joke).

 

[Anonymous]

M1santhrope: tell me what you'd do for money baby

He's almost as bad as that Ken guy on MFC. Doesn't tip, and says things like "I'm sitting here trying to figure out what to do with all of this money." Then asks if he could pay to meet/fuck in person. Once banned, he PMs other members, in an attempt to be let back into the room. It's pathetic.

 

[ComicOzzie]

This is not about an MFC member, but I figured it would fit here regardless.
A few messages I exchange with a guy from reddit who messaged me after seeing my picture there.

Him:
I cant wait to know you do you have a cell phone? i can give you my number
its really not like im just tryna hook up and get fucked, could care less about sex, its a constant
please hit me back soon
Me:
ridiculous
Him:
lol whats ridiculous? explain i was drawn to you the minute i seen your face you're a gamer as well huh?
Me:
no, the fact that you asked me for my phone number. i'm not a gamer.
Him:
sorry, i guess that is a little aggressive, i work a lot and when im not my friends usually have me out with them, thats sad you dont play games, i meet thousands of people from everywhere, i give my cell to the ones i like, then its not like they only exist online
Me, trying to be really nice and explanatory:
It really doesn't work because of my job.
Him:
where do you work?
Me:
I'm a webcam model.
Him:
nice, but what is a webcam model?
Me:
I chat and do different shows live on webcam for money.
Him:
ahh i guess thats cool while you're still young, i wouldnt imagine you actually enjoy it though, do you?
Me:
I enjoy it waaay more than any other job I've done, I would never do it if I didn't enjoy it.
Him:
okay heyy i think i might take off for a while and go hit up a friend, my cell is (enters his cell number) you dont have to text me, i'd like it though, maybe send you a pic or 2 so you know who i am
TTYL
Me:
I already told you I don't my phone number to random strangers on the internet I don't think that was SO hard to understand
Him:
sad face, i just got called a random stranger, im very well known in north seattle, i understand how you feel though, you have no idea who i am yet
Me:
I don't care about NORTH SEATTLE lol xD Sorry. Also, I don't currently have the time (or the need!) to meet new people on the internet, especially when they're the kind that thinks they could get the PHONE NUMBER of a woman from the INTERNET. I thought I'd made that clear.
Him:
oh wow sorry i bothered you, you'd give me your number face to face in a heart beat, but its whatever yo, you got my cell you can hit me up ANYTIME, i aint gonna get mad that you was rude with me, you dont know who i am, but go get paid, talk to them weird ass motha fuckers
PS i get girls numbers all the time on the internet, sorry you aint feelin me, i'd have sent you pics from my cell but fuck it


:shock:

If only he had sent you a photo of his cock, it would have sealed the deal.

 

[mynameisbob84]

If only he had sent you a photo of his cock, it would have sealed the deal.

When are these guys gonna learn. You gotta whip a cock out before you go and open a dialogue with a lady. :?

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Lily where do you find these people??! Lol! What idiots!

I hate the guys who try and imply we'll have sex for money. I don't judge prostitutes for what they do and those who have done it. But it is so completely different, most women would be disgusted if a man implied they could pay them for sex and with cam girls it's really no different. As far as I'm aware calling a girl a slut for no reason is a big insult.
Plus there's a big difference if you're advertising something and someone takes you up on it and having someone sleaze on you like that. Even if I were an escort I would never meet up with any of the douchebags who come on mfc looking for sex.

This isn't that wtf, but it also kind of is anyway but in a different way. A guy comes into my room earlier and asks if I do skype, I say yes, it's 80 tokens a min but you need to be on my friendslist beforehand. He seemed pretty nice in the room and hung out a while (but didn't tip), he then sent me an e-mail.
"would you consider a skype where all you were asked to do was smoke cigarettes, fully clothed, and watch me stroke my 4.5 inches, hopefully comparing it unfavourably with bigger ones that you've had.
200 for 10 mins?"

I don't get where people get off thinking if I'm not naked then somehow a fetish show should be cheaper? 600 tokens cheaper in fact. In fact, with 200 tokens he could buy a 10 minute video, not a skype! I would far rather get naked and masturbate/pleasure myself than pollute my lungs and look at his cock.

So... a packet of cigarettes almost £8 atm, which I'd have to buy to do his skype show, which I would earn £6 for. He didn't ask if I smoke, so I would also be stinking out my flat, doing something harmful that I probably don't enjoy, having to watch his small cock and humiliate him about it, and it would only cost me £2?! Oh my god!!!! Bargain! Where do guys start thinking that a live one on one fetish show with a cam model should cost less than a take away?! It's not like I'm a struggling model with 3 people in my room and a 300 camscore. My camscore's 3k. My average tokens per 10 minutes is over 250, ahem, 50 tokens more than he was offering for his "show"

To me this is wtf, I guess some people just don't think things through.

 

[Jupiter551]

This is not about an MFC member, but I figured it would fit here regardless.
A few messages I exchange with a guy from reddit who messaged me after seeing my picture there.

Him:
I cant wait to know you do you have a cell phone? i can give you my number
its really not like im just tryna hook up and get fucked, could care less about sex, its a constant
please hit me back soon
Me:
ridiculous
Him:
lol whats ridiculous? explain i was drawn to you the minute i seen your face you're a gamer as well huh?
Me:
no, the fact that you asked me for my phone number. i'm not a gamer.
Him:
sorry, i guess that is a little aggressive, i work a lot and when im not my friends usually have me out with them, thats sad you dont play games, i meet thousands of people from everywhere, i give my cell to the ones i like, then its not like they only exist online
Me, trying to be really nice and explanatory:
It really doesn't work because of my job.
Him:
where do you work?
Me:
I'm a webcam model.
Him:
nice, but what is a webcam model?
Me:
I chat and do different shows live on webcam for money.
Him:
ahh i guess thats cool while you're still young, i wouldnt imagine you actually enjoy it though, do you?
Me:
I enjoy it waaay more than any other job I've done, I would never do it if I didn't enjoy it.
Him:
okay heyy i think i might take off for a while and go hit up a friend, my cell is (enters his cell number) you dont have to text me, i'd like it though, maybe send you a pic or 2 so you know who i am
TTYL
Me:
I already told you I don't my phone number to random strangers on the internet I don't think that was SO hard to understand
Him:
sad face, i just got called a random stranger, im very well known in north seattle, i understand how you feel though, you have no idea who i am yet
Me:
I don't care about NORTH SEATTLE lol xD Sorry. Also, I don't currently have the time (or the need!) to meet new people on the internet, especially when they're the kind that thinks they could get the PHONE NUMBER of a woman from the INTERNET. I thought I'd made that clear.
Him:
oh wow sorry i bothered you, you'd give me your number face to face in a heart beat, but its whatever yo, you got my cell you can hit me up ANYTIME, i aint gonna get mad that you was rude with me, you dont know who i am, but go get paid, talk to them weird ass motha fuckers
PS i get girls numbers all the time on the internet, sorry you aint feelin me, i'd have sent you pics from my cell but fuck it


:shock:

Wow you just passed up the most famous man in North Seattle! He doesn't care about sex (it's a constant!), he works out a lot, is famous and you would give him your number in a heartbeat face to face.

Guys that talk to you on webcam are weirdos, he on the other hand wants to exchange pictures internationally via cellphone - that's TOTALLY different!

 

[LadyLuna]

Careful guys, children don't understand sarcasm

 

[LadyLuna]

Sorry for the double post. This just in!

1966 what a year
it all started to bodly go

I said "I'm trying to figure out... did you mean boldly? If so, you missed an L. If you meant bodily, you missed an I, and if you meant badly you used the wrong vowel. And this is why spelling is important!"

 

[16_bit]

1966 what a year
it all started to bodly go

I said "I'm trying to figure out... did you mean boldly? If so, you missed an L. If you meant bodily, you missed an I, and if you meant badly you used the wrong vowel. And this is why spelling is important!"

Spellinz b 'ard yo :lol: (Bah, it took me way too long to spell badly). But yea, it's shocking when a member wants something or to really say something but can't spell so the model has to play codebreakers and work out what they mean. It gets even worse when they decide they have typed perfectly clear and get mad at the model for not understanding them.

 

[LadyLuna]

He didn't get upset, but he never said which he meant, even after I asked...

 

[Jupiter551]

evilepatxim: seriously though. have you ever let an earthworm crawl on your vajayjay? fucking amazing

 

[LilyMarie]

More from the guy on reddit who is a big deal in North Seattle.

[–] from siccnezz sent 20 hours ago
BTW the ones payin' you are a lot creepier than me, i know im scary though, imma gangster rapper drug dealer, so im always gonna be aggressive whether online or face to face, im with the siccnezz i dont fight it (I had to laugh sooo hard at that when I read it)
[–] to siccnezz sent 9 hours ago
They're not creepy - you don't know shit about them. Most of them are wonderful men. - Yeah keep on dreaming about the person you'd like to be lol.
[–] from siccnezz sent 20 minutes ago
the only way they'd be wonderful is with a rope around their neck, i need you to believe me, idc anymore, you've already proven yourself to be dumber than i could handle

I blocked him now. But it was hilarious while it lasted.

 

[Jupiter551]

More from the guy on reddit who is a big deal in North Seattle.

[–] from siccnezz sent 20 hours ago
BTW the ones payin' you are a lot creepier than me, i know im scary though, imma gangster rapper drug dealer, so im always gonna be aggressive whether online or face to face, im with the siccnezz i dont fight it (I had to laugh sooo hard at that when I read it)
[–] to siccnezz sent 9 hours ago
They're not creepy - you don't know shit about them. Most of them are wonderful men. - Yeah keep on dreaming about the person you'd like to be lol.
[–] from siccnezz sent 20 minutes ago
the only way they'd be wonderful is with a rope around their neck, i need you to believe me, idc anymore, you've already proven yourself to be dumber than i could handle

I blocked him now. But it was hilarious while it lasted.

wow great, death threats from a north seattle gangster kingpin. Thanks Lily, another place I can never go bscene-hanged:

 

[ComicOzzie]

More from the guy on reddit who is a big deal in North Seattle.

[–] from siccnezz sent 20 hours ago
BTW the ones payin' you are a lot creepier than me, i know im scary though, imma gangster rapper drug dealer, so im always gonna be aggressive whether online or face to face, im with the siccnezz i dont fight it (I had to laugh sooo hard at that when I read it)
[–] to siccnezz sent 9 hours ago
They're not creepy - you don't know shit about them. Most of them are wonderful men. - Yeah keep on dreaming about the person you'd like to be lol.
[–] from siccnezz sent 20 minutes ago
the only way they'd be wonderful is with a rope around their neck, i need you to believe me, idc anymore, you've already proven yourself to be dumber than i could handle

I blocked him now. But it was hilarious while it lasted.

siccnezz?

 

[AmberCutie]

More from the guy on reddit who is a big deal in North Seattle.

[–] from siccnezz sent 20 hours ago
BTW the ones payin' you are a lot creepier than me, i know im scary though, imma gangster rapper drug dealer, so im always gonna be aggressive whether online or face to face, im with the siccnezz i dont fight it (I had to laugh sooo hard at that when I read it)
[–] to siccnezz sent 9 hours ago
They're not creepy - you don't know shit about them. Most of them are wonderful men. - Yeah keep on dreaming about the person you'd like to be lol.
[–] from siccnezz sent 20 minutes ago
the only way they'd be wonderful is with a rope around their neck, i need you to believe me, idc anymore, you've already proven yourself to be dumber than i could handle

I blocked him now. But it was hilarious while it lasted.

siccnezz?

Hah yah, that's his reddit username. Would be funny if some anonymous accounts went and trolled him on there.

 

[mynameisbob84]

It almost sounds like you guys aren't down with the siccnezz