Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Kickaz]

This is a tipper that shows up in my room sometimes. He is not a huge tipper but still drops 100 here and there (even though his reward points are very high, but that's beside the point)
I am mostly kinda goofy and chatty on cam and he seems to like that. But when I finish a countdown for a strip dance lets say he sends me pms telling me to "behave" or if I get "nude" (wearing a bra and panties)hes out of there.
Anything of a sexual nature to him it's a reason to interrupt what I'm doing and preach me to be "good" or he will leave.

I don't get this guy... Sometimes I think he doesn't know he's on mfc or he simply has a controll issue.

 

[purelove]

SHIT ON THE FLOOR!! :?

 

[BabyGirlRed]

This is a tipper that shows up in my room sometimes. He is not a huge tipper but still drops 100 here and there (even though his reward points are very high, but that's beside the point)
I am mostly kinda goofy and chatty on cam and he seems to like that. But when I finish a countdown for a strip dance lets say he sends me pms telling me to "behave" or if I get "nude" (wearing a bra and panties)hes out of there.
Anything of a sexual nature to him it's a reason to interrupt what I'm doing and preach me to be "good" or he will leave.

I don't get this guy... Sometimes I think he doesn't know he's on mfc or he simply has a controll issue.

Maybe converting bad girls into good girls turns him on?

That's right, Kickaz. I called you a bad girl.

 

[Kickaz]

This is a tipper that shows up in my room sometimes. He is not a huge tipper but still drops 100 here and there (even though his reward points are very high, but that's beside the point)
I am mostly kinda goofy and chatty on cam and he seems to like that. But when I finish a countdown for a strip dance lets say he sends me pms telling me to "behave" or if I get "nude" (wearing a bra and panties)hes out of there.
Anything of a sexual nature to him it's a reason to interrupt what I'm doing and preach me to be "good" or he will leave.

I don't get this guy... Sometimes I think he doesn't know he's on mfc or he simply has a controll issue.

Maybe converting bad girls into good girls turns him on?

That's right, Kickaz. I called you a bad girl.

Damn right baby . I like being a bad one . being "good" is just too boring lol

 

[Jupiter551]

This is a tipper that shows up in my room sometimes. He is not a huge tipper but still drops 100 here and there (even though his reward points are very high, but that's beside the point)
I am mostly kinda goofy and chatty on cam and he seems to like that. But when I finish a countdown for a strip dance lets say he sends me pms telling me to "behave" or if I get "nude" (wearing a bra and panties)hes out of there.
Anything of a sexual nature to him it's a reason to interrupt what I'm doing and preach me to be "good" or he will leave.

I don't get this guy... Sometimes I think he doesn't know he's on mfc or he simply has a controll issue.

Yeah some kind of psychological fetish I would assume - I think there are a ton of guys on MFC who (most of them not so blatantly) try to "save" a girl while actually enjoying the "wanton-ness" of her not wanting to be saved...or something like that. I need more coffee. Anyway I saw a basic say this one and I thought it was pretty lame, even if true.

Loves2Tease: wow love to see those panties off
Loves2Tease: I wish I could tip but I cant
Loves2Tease: Im a marine just came off active duty

 

[CheeryAna]

08:06:17 PM tasahasa: you muslim ?
08:06:24 PM MissMrak: no
08:06:27 PM MissMrak: serb
08:06:32 PM MissMrak: we are orthodox
08:07:05 PM tasahasa: I admire muslim girls
08:07:19 PM MissMrak: i am not one
08:07:29 PM tasahasa: if I was there in war ... I would raped as many as I can
08:07:53 PM tasahasa: cannot blame who did it ... muslim girls are so hot and virgin
08:07:58 PM tasahasa: ok ok no ban please
08:08:01 PM tasahasa: unban me
08:08:05 PM tasahasa: I will say nothing

:roll: :roll: :roll:
BTW I change my model name, is there a way to change it here too?

 

[theguitarrist]

chickoverdic: be my fuck biddy
chickoverdic: budd\y
chickoverdic: if u wanna see me masturbate let me know
chickoverdic: wat if im famous

 

[Anonymous]

08:06:17 PM tasahasa: you muslim ?
08:06:24 PM MissMrak: no
08:06:27 PM MissMrak: serb
08:06:32 PM MissMrak: we are orthodox
08:07:05 PM tasahasa: I admire muslim girls
08:07:19 PM MissMrak: i am not one
08:07:29 PM tasahasa: if I was there in war ... I would raped as many as I can
08:07:53 PM tasahasa: cannot blame who did it ... muslim girls are so hot and virgin
08:07:58 PM tasahasa: ok ok no ban please
08:08:01 PM tasahasa: unban me
08:08:05 PM tasahasa: I will say nothing

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Wow. I would've immediately 60-day banned his ass for such a disgusting remark.

 

[LilyMarie]

Here's an excerpt from today's chat.

02:58:03 AM lilyyyyy (that was his name -.-): flah us
02:58:11 AM LilyMarie: IM GONNA FLAH U BB
02:58:13 AM LilyMarie: FLAH
02:58:14 AM LilyMarie: FLAH
02:58:17 AM LilyMarie: FLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
02:58:40 AM lilyyyyy: noo on cam
02:58:56 AM LilyMarie: lilyyy the word you were looking for is flash
02:59:01 AM LilyMarie: the currency you were looking for is tokens.
02:59:05 AM lilyyyyy: yes
02:59:21 AM lilyyyyy: wtf
02:59:29 AM lilyyyyy: why tokens
me: something like 'Because that's how this site works'
03:01:02 AM lilyyyyy: boobies damit
03:01:10 AM LilyMarie: tokens damit

(someone's talking about basic accounts)
03:04:13 AM lilyyyyy: wtf is a basic account lol
(I explain it, other guys are talking about something else)
03:06:05 AM lilyyyyy: ookay i honestly dont get this hole chat
03:07:00 AM lilyyyyy: wait you have to pay her to see her ? im so lost
03:07:59 AM lilyyyyy: im honestly lost someone explane to me how this shit works
03:08:09 AM LilyMarie: this SHIT is my job.
03:08:16 AM LilyMarie: you buy tokens, then you're a premium member. then you can tip models.
03:08:23 AM LilyMarie: then they do the things they said they would do.
03:08:25 AM LilyMarie: it's super easy...
03:11:00 AM lilyyyyy: when they pay you do they pay you real money or idk
me: 'no, it's actually Monopoly money', blah blah...
03:11:51 AM lilyyyyy: noo just im fucken lost lol and how do you get the money im sorry lik i said its my first time being on here
me: 'this is my job, they transfer the money to my bank account'
03:14:10 AM lilyyyyy: what do you mean by its youre job lik youre on here all the time doing this

 

[Anonymous]

Sheesh! What is he, some 5th grader perving on his uncle's computer?

I'm over here cracking up imagining you saying "FLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" to him on cam. :lol: That would've been hilarious.

EDIT: I take that back. Most 5th graders I know are a lot smarter than that guy, and I don't know how people can type like that with all the run-on sentences.

Bb lemme see wut u werkin wit i wuld tip u but i left mah cc out in da car i tip you when i get payed next week i promise cum on its not like i axed u to be my wife or sumthin dam gurl chill.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Sheesh! What is he, some 5th grader perving on his uncle's computer?

I'm over here cracking up imagining you saying "FLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" to him on cam. :lol: That would've been hilarious.

EDIT: I take that back. Most 5th graders I know are a lot smarter than that guy, and I don't know how people can type like that with all the run-on sentences.

Bb lemme see wut u werkin wit i wuld tip u but i left mah cc out in da car i tip you when i get payed next week i promise cum on its not like i axed u to be my wife or sumthin dam gurl chill.

He probably is actually, if he's a prem and doesn't understand how buying tokens work then there's no way he doesn't understand the workings, so sounds like he has found someone else's account and is using it.

 

[AmberCutie]

This isn't directly on-topic, but felt like posting it.

Guy with username "DaddyFuckMe" tips me yesterday. This person, or anyone named similar, will always only get a "thank you" from me. I refuse to give in to these guys' trickery to say "Thank you Daddy fuck me" or "Thank you, I want ur cock" or whatever they cleverly name themselves.

Now I have seen some cute ones that I WILL go along with. I enjoy the guy named "ForTippingMe". It's fun to say "Thank you for tipping me!"

 

[LadyLuna]

This isn't directly on-topic, but felt like posting it.

Guy with username "DaddyFuckMe" tips me yesterday. This person, or anyone named similar, will always only get a "thank you" from me. I refuse to give in to these guys' trickery to say "Thank you Daddy fuck me" or "Thank you, I want ur cock" or whatever they cleverly name themselves.

Now I have seen some cute ones that I WILL go along with. I enjoy the guy named "ForTippingMe". It's fun to say "Thank you for tipping me!"

I believe I would say "Thank you D.F.M." and ban him for his name.

Because having "daddy" in your name is an insta-ban in my room (If I notice it).

And yes, I do mean actually saying the letters.

 

[LilyMarie]

I'm over here cracking up imagining you saying "FLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" to him on cam. :lol: That would've been hilarious.

I typed it out for him, but it looked funny enough on the screen

its not like i axed u

Well that just sounds.. gory. :?

 

[LilyMarie]

The model was 710 tokens away from taking her shirt off.

nIXON187420: STFU AND TIP.....YELLOW WALL NOW!!!! (hasn't tipped anything, of course)

(Someone tips 777 tokens.)

nIXON187420: that deserves the shirt and the panties off if u ask me
nIXON187420: shit thats like 80 bucks in one shot!!!
guy who tipped the 777: I don't mind it
nIXON187420: thats about 50 lap dances at the strip club
theory22: o just STFU nix
nIXON187420: fuck u bro....ill slap u with my dick theory


Oh God. So threatening.
Also I don't think a lap dance at a strip club is a dollar sixty.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

The model was 710 tokens away from taking her shirt off.

nIXON187420: STFU AND TIP.....YELLOW WALL NOW!!!! (hasn't tipped anything, of course)

(Someone tips 777 tokens.)

nIXON187420: that deserves the shirt and the panties off if u ask me
nIXON187420: shit thats like 80 bucks in one shot!!!
guy who tipped the 777: I don't mind it
nIXON187420: thats about 50 lap dances at the strip club
theory22: o just STFU nix
nIXON187420: fuck u bro....ill slap u with my dick theory


Oh God. So threatening.
Also I don't think a lap dance at a strip club is a dollar sixty.

Two points - 1) He may be mentally still living in the Nixon era, so we'd need to adjust the buck sixty for 40 or so years of inflation.
2) "Dick Theory" would be an awesome name for a band.

 

[mynameisbob84]

This isn't directly on-topic, but felt like posting it.

Guy with username "DaddyFuckMe" tips me yesterday. This person, or anyone named similar, will always only get a "thank you" from me. I refuse to give in to these guys' trickery to say "Thank you Daddy fuck me" or "Thank you, I want ur cock" or whatever they cleverly name themselves.

Now I have seen some cute ones that I WILL go along with. I enjoy the guy named "ForTippingMe". It's fun to say "Thank you for tipping me!"

I need to change my MFC name to 'she_softly_spoke_as_the_attractive_man_with_the_chiseled_facial_features_and_herculean_physique_bestowed_a_simple_gift_upon_her' :-D

 

[Anonymous]

The model was 710 tokens away from taking her shirt off.

nIXON187420: STFU AND TIP.....YELLOW WALL NOW!!!! (hasn't tipped anything, of course)

(Someone tips 777 tokens.)

nIXON187420: that deserves the shirt and the panties off if u ask me
nIXON187420: shit thats like 80 bucks in one shot!!!
guy who tipped the 777: I don't mind it
nIXON187420: thats about 50 lap dances at the strip club
theory22: o just STFU nix
nIXON187420: fuck u bro....ill slap u with my dick theory


Oh God. So threatening.
Also I don't think a lap dance at a strip club is a dollar sixty.

I'm thinking that
A) he's never been to a strip club, and doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

Or...
B) he doesn't know how to do math, and he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

With big-mouth, aggressive guys like that in public chat, it's no wonder so many MFC members lurk and won't talk to us.

 

[Anonymous]

I need to change my MFC name to 'she_softly_spoke_as_the_attractive_man_with_the_chiseled_facial_features_and_herculean_physique_bestowed_a_simple_gift_upon_her' :-D

 

[Jupiter551]

Here's an excerpt from today's chat.

02:58:03 AM lilyyyyy (that was his name -.-): flah us
02:58:11 AM LilyMarie: IM GONNA FLAH U BB
02:58:13 AM LilyMarie: FLAH
02:58:14 AM LilyMarie: FLAH
02:58:17 AM LilyMarie: FLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
02:58:40 AM lilyyyyy: noo on cam
02:58:56 AM LilyMarie: lilyyy the word you were looking for is flash
02:59:01 AM LilyMarie: the currency you were looking for is tokens.
02:59:05 AM lilyyyyy: yes
02:59:21 AM lilyyyyy: wtf
02:59:29 AM lilyyyyy: why tokens
me: something like 'Because that's how this site works'
03:01:02 AM lilyyyyy: boobies damit
03:01:10 AM LilyMarie: tokens damit

(someone's talking about basic accounts)
03:04:13 AM lilyyyyy: wtf is a basic account lol
(I explain it, other guys are talking about something else)
03:06:05 AM lilyyyyy: ookay i honestly dont get this hole chat
03:07:00 AM lilyyyyy: wait you have to pay her to see her ? im so lost
03:07:59 AM lilyyyyy: im honestly lost someone explane to me how this shit works
03:08:09 AM LilyMarie: this SHIT is my job.
03:08:16 AM LilyMarie: you buy tokens, then you're a premium member. then you can tip models.
03:08:23 AM LilyMarie: then they do the things they said they would do.
03:08:25 AM LilyMarie: it's super easy...
03:11:00 AM lilyyyyy: when they pay you do they pay you real money or idk
me: 'no, it's actually Monopoly money', blah blah...
03:11:51 AM lilyyyyy: noo just im fucken lost lol and how do you get the money im sorry lik i said its my first time being on here
me: 'this is my job, they transfer the money to my bank account'
03:14:10 AM lilyyyyy: what do you mean by its youre job lik youre on here all the time doing this

Lol he thinks it's like chatroulette or something and the girls are just 'horny amateurs'

 

[LilyMarie]

Lol he thinks it's like chatroulette or something and the girls are just 'horny amateurs'

Well I can see how someone who has been on the site for about a minute - and hasn't witnessed a single tip happening - could think that. But everyone else.... no. It's a pretty unexplainable assumption.

 

[Nordling]

He may not be all that new...and using "newbiness" as an excuse to troll.

 

[Jupiter551]

A guy trying to convince a girl to anally fuck a hitachi...

smurfydupe: no way
smurfydupe: no f-ing
smurfydupe: WAY
smurfydupe: THATS ALMOST AS BIG AS ME
smurfydupe: almost
Jupiter551: wow, you're like one foot tall smurfy?
mr_goodtime1: damn your short
smurfydupe: anal with that thing
fdilli: do a spin so we can see that ass
smurfydupe: ive taken it in the ass and omg
smurfydupe: that would be way to much
Jupiter551: o.o
mr_goodtime1: i mean smurfy
Jupiter551: tmi
smurfydupe: you dont know till you tried
smurfydupe: well you might it feels good
smurfydupe: but this girl is stacked dude yummmm
Jupiter551: I haven't chopped my hand off with an axe either dude, but I think I'd rather not try and see if I like it
fdilli: thats a nice asss omfg
yuwant2know: Later everyone. Someone pickup where I left off. lol
smurfydupe: sexuality is not like chopping your hand off
Jupiter551: take care yu
Jupiter551: sticking a hitachi in your ass isn't sexuality either, it's madness lol
smurfydupe: where you from gurl?
yuwant2know:
yuwant2know: grande besos para ti
smurfydupe: si
smurfydupe: que está girando sobre mí
smurfydupe: i think i said that right
Jupiter551: now he's trying to get you to stick the hitachi in your ass, but in Spanish?
smurfydupe: hahha
NataliaXoXo: hahhhahahhaha

ryantoure: Have you ever got sex in the ass??????
l3tm3C: .... yeah
Jupiter551: lol
Jupiter551: she's never had sex anywhere Ryan, she's a virgin
Jupiter551: obviously
ryantoure: Do you like anal sex???
ryantoure: You like creampie baby
Jupiter551: maybe you can just mail her a list of questions Ryan
ryantoure: If I had her email I'd do alot more than that
Jupiter551: yeah which is exactly why you don't
ryantoure: Does she have Twitter???
Jupiter551: lol if she does you're gonna bug the fuck outta her aren't you
ryantoure: I'm not talking to you Jupiter so stfu

Yeah, I was feeling a bit mouthy today heh.

 

[AllisonWilder]

im so interesting my goddess i wish u love have romantic monogamy ltr with young smart man , may we talk?

 

[Jupiter551]

im so interesting my goddess i wish u love have romantic monogamy ltr with young smart man , may we talk?

He's a smart, interesting young man looking to meet a camgirl with a view to marriage.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

nobull0404: great body for sex
nobull0404: all holes
R3DBULLA: ?
R3DBULLA: da f........
Tigresslily:
R3DBULLA: she's all holes bb, ALLLL holes!!!!
R3DBULLA: sorry it's hard not to laugh at this but ilu nobull
Tigresslily: lol he's gone
R3DBULLA: i traumatized him
Tigresslily: Um, thank you XD
R3DBULLA: you're welcome ^^

Hahaha thanks FrenchKitty! Love it when you perv on me under your basic name, that R3dbulla, was hilarious! I hope to pay you back for that by traumatizing a moron in your room another time!

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Tigresslily

 

[FrenchKitty]

^^ anytime, bb! I love a girl that's all holes!

 

[ComicOzzie]

A guy trying to convince a girl to anally fuck a hitachi...

smurfydupe: no way
smurfydupe: no f-ing
smurfydupe: WAY
smurfydupe: THATS ALMOST AS BIG AS ME
smurfydupe: almost
Jupiter551: wow, you're like one foot tall smurfy?
mr_goodtime1: damn your short
smurfydupe: anal with that thing
fdilli: do a spin so we can see that ass
smurfydupe: ive taken it in the ass and omg
smurfydupe: that would be way to much
Jupiter551: o.o
mr_goodtime1: i mean smurfy
Jupiter551: tmi
smurfydupe: you dont know till you tried
smurfydupe: well you might it feels good
smurfydupe: but this girl is stacked dude yummmm
Jupiter551: I haven't chopped my hand off with an axe either dude, but I think I'd rather not try and see if I like it
fdilli: thats a nice asss omfg
yuwant2know: Later everyone. Someone pickup where I left off. lol
smurfydupe: sexuality is not like chopping your hand off
Jupiter551: take care yu
Jupiter551: sticking a hitachi in your ass isn't sexuality either, it's madness lol
smurfydupe: where you from gurl?
yuwant2know:
yuwant2know: grande besos para ti
smurfydupe: si
smurfydupe: que está girando sobre mí
smurfydupe: i think i said that right
Jupiter551: now he's trying to get you to stick the hitachi in your ass, but in Spanish?
smurfydupe: hahha
NataliaXoXo: hahhhahahhaha

ryantoure: Have you ever got sex in the ass??????
l3tm3C: .... yeah
Jupiter551: lol
Jupiter551: she's never had sex anywhere Ryan, she's a virgin
Jupiter551: obviously
ryantoure: Do you like anal sex???
ryantoure: You like creampie baby
Jupiter551: maybe you can just mail her a list of questions Ryan
ryantoure: If I had her email I'd do alot more than that
Jupiter551: yeah which is exactly why you don't
ryantoure: Does she have Twitter???
Jupiter551: lol if she does you're gonna bug the fuck outta her aren't you
ryantoure: I'm not talking to you Jupiter so stfu

Yeah, I was feeling a bit mouthy today heh.

Yeah, I've seen this ryantoure dude. He likes to ask models about their sex lives in public, and then gets pissed off if anyone other than the model answers him.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

A guy trying to convince a girl to anally fuck a hitachi...

smurfydupe: no way
smurfydupe: no f-ing
smurfydupe: WAY
smurfydupe: THATS ALMOST AS BIG AS ME
smurfydupe: almost
Jupiter551: wow, you're like one foot tall smurfy?
mr_goodtime1: damn your short
smurfydupe: anal with that thing
fdilli: do a spin so we can see that ass
smurfydupe: ive taken it in the ass and omg
smurfydupe: that would be way to much
Jupiter551: o.o
mr_goodtime1: i mean smurfy
Jupiter551: tmi
smurfydupe: you dont know till you tried
smurfydupe: well you might it feels good
smurfydupe: but this girl is stacked dude yummmm
Jupiter551: I haven't chopped my hand off with an axe either dude, but I think I'd rather not try and see if I like it
fdilli: thats a nice asss omfg
yuwant2know: Later everyone. Someone pickup where I left off. lol
smurfydupe: sexuality is not like chopping your hand off
Jupiter551: take care yu
Jupiter551: sticking a hitachi in your ass isn't sexuality either, it's madness lol
smurfydupe: where you from gurl?
yuwant2know:
yuwant2know: grande besos para ti
smurfydupe: si
smurfydupe: que está girando sobre mí
smurfydupe: i think i said that right
Jupiter551: now he's trying to get you to stick the hitachi in your ass, but in Spanish?
smurfydupe: hahha
NataliaXoXo: hahhhahahhaha

ryantoure: Have you ever got sex in the ass??????
l3tm3C: .... yeah
Jupiter551: lol
Jupiter551: she's never had sex anywhere Ryan, she's a virgin
Jupiter551: obviously
ryantoure: Do you like anal sex???
ryantoure: You like creampie baby
Jupiter551: maybe you can just mail her a list of questions Ryan
ryantoure: If I had her email I'd do alot more than that
Jupiter551: yeah which is exactly why you don't
ryantoure: Does she have Twitter???
Jupiter551: lol if she does you're gonna bug the fuck outta her aren't you
ryantoure: I'm not talking to you Jupiter so stfu

Yeah, I was feeling a bit mouthy today heh.

Yeah, I've seen this ryantoure dude. He likes to ask models about their sex lives in public, and then gets pissed off if anyone other than the model answers him.

Cool! Does that mean if we mess with him, it counts as counter-trolling instead of white-knighting? :mrgreen:

 

[Jupiter551]

Cool! Does that mean if we mess with him, it counts as counter-trolling instead of white-knighting? :mrgreen:

Lol I dunno but I don't think I was being a white knight, I really hope not. I think I was just being more of a smartass.