Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[AmberCutie]

It almost sounds like you guys aren't down with the siccnezz

I'm Down with the Sickness, but siccnezz is the generic brand version which isn't as tasty.

 

[LilyMarie]

Hah yah, that's his reddit username. Would be funny if some anonymous accounts went and trolled him on there.

We also have his phone number. :whistle:

Just kidding.
Or am I...

 

[ComicOzzie]

DigMilfs: i want give didck. to your face. you take dick. say song about didck and virgin. yes.

Sheer poetry.

 

[Jupiter551]

Hah yah, that's his reddit username. Would be funny if some anonymous accounts went and trolled him on there.

Yeah...if we never wanna set foot in north seattle again!

 

[Jupiter551]

vigilant98754: your pussy gots to be wet
vigilant98754: i want to vacate your fanny

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

I LOLed reading this being an Hawaii boy

baby there is a Tsunami headed for Hawaii, I want to see boobies before I die

 

[ComicOzzie]

Another Mensa candidate...

sirliketits: What do you do at the Russian Federation?
MayLily: lol i live there
sirliketits: Oh i see, i thought its your work place

 

[LilyMarie]

reddit again.

from simpleboy24 sent 1 hour ago
can i know your real name?

from simpleboy24 sent 47 minutes ago
are you a camgirl, really? O.O

to simpleboy24 sent 34 minutes ago
Yes I'm a camgirl. No you cannot know my name. I'm not crazy

from simpleboy24 sent 25 minutes ago
can i ask for a sexy pic of you just for me?

from simpleboy24 sent 20 minutes ago


from simpleboy24 sent 14 minutes ago
Sorry, i forgot... please

to simpleboy24 sent 10 minutes ago
Do you not understand what a cam model does...? :/

from simpleboy24 sent 9 minutes ago
yes, i do.. so? Can´t i ask for a gift?

to simpleboy24 sent 4 minutes ago
Hahaha no you can't, I do this for money on a website.

from simpleboy24 sent 3 minutes ago
I know that. But i´m your biggest fan i want a demo hehe

to simpleboy24 sent 2 minutes ago
What makes you think you're a 'fan'?? My fans are the guys who support me!

from simpleboy24 sent 11 seconds ago
No, those are just clients of you and of many other camgirls. I´m a fan because i like your body over the other girls on here



Considering that reddit thinks it's the absolute shit and better than everyone, there's really quite a few 'simpleboys' on that site :?

 

[LilyMarie]

BlackmailMe: Hi Princess im loking for real blackmail, financial domination, moneyslavery, somthing long term, are u interested?
Aspen: (explains why she doesn't do that)
BlackmailMe: did u say somthing to me?
Aspen: yes, I answered your question
BlackmailMe: i missed it
BlackmailMe: i missed it iwasent in the room?
BlackmailMe: i missed your answer?
BlackmailMe: what did u say?

Why would you leave the room after you ask a model a question >_<

 

[LailaBaise]

lol just now on SM

hey kiss the camera, i want to pretend we are kissing

please?

 

[mynameisbob84]

lol just now on SM

hey kiss the camera, i want to pretend we are kissing

please?

To be fair to the guy, I often go here and lick the screen...

 

[LailaBaise]

To be fair to the guy, I often go here and lick the screen...

May I ask how a "super chunk fruit salad" is in any way related to a bacon cheeseburger?

 

[mynameisbob84]

To be fair to the guy, I often go here and lick the screen...

May I ask how a "super chunk fruit salad" is in any way related to a bacon cheeseburger?

I also queried that. Maybe it's an American thing?

"I'll have a bacon cheeseburger please"
"Would you like a super chunk fruit salad with that, sir?"
"Well, duh"

 

[LailaBaise]

"I'll have a bacon cheeseburger please"
"Would you like a super chunk fruit salad with that, sir?"
"Well, duh"

:lol:

I don't like the word "chunk". Makes me think of vom.

 

[mynameisbob84]

"I'll have a bacon cheeseburger please"
"Would you like a super chunk fruit salad with that, sir?"
"Well, duh"

:lol:

I don't like the word "chunk". Makes me think of vom.

Makes me think of Chunk

 

[ComicOzzie]

BlackmailMe: Hi Princess im loking for real blackmail, financial domination, moneyslavery, somthing long term, are u interested?
Aspen: (explains why she doesn't do that)
BlackmailMe: did u say somthing to me?
Aspen: yes, I answered your question
BlackmailMe: i missed it
BlackmailMe: i missed it iwasent in the room?
BlackmailMe: i missed your answer?
BlackmailMe: what did u say?

Why would you leave the room after you ask a model a question >_<

Clearly because his mistress told him to. :lol:

 

[LacieLaPlante]

BlackmailMe: Hi Princess im loking for real blackmail, financial domination, moneyslavery, somthing long term, are u interested?
Aspen: (explains why she doesn't do that)
BlackmailMe: did u say somthing to me?
Aspen: yes, I answered your question
BlackmailMe: i missed it
BlackmailMe: i missed it iwasent in the room?
BlackmailMe: i missed your answer?
BlackmailMe: what did u say?

Why would you leave the room after you ask a model a question >_<

OMG!!! HE DID THAT TO ME TOOO! I didn't answer him fast enough and I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW, so he left, even though I told him multiple times to send me messages about it.

 

[Jupiter551]

OMG!!! HE DID THAT TO ME TOOO! I didn't answer him fast enough and I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW, so he left, even though I told him multiple times to send me messages about it.

Maybe you came off as too desperate! :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

bigspender99: show tits
mcflirty__: read topic
Jupiter551: most ironic name for a beggar ever
mcflirty__: lol
Alesia_: yes and he hv 20 points
Alesia_: lol

 

[Ann_Sulu]

BlackmailMe: Hi Princess im loking for real blackmail, financial domination, moneyslavery, somthing long term, are u interested?
Aspen: (explains why she doesn't do that)
BlackmailMe: did u say somthing to me?
Aspen: yes, I answered your question
BlackmailMe: i missed it
BlackmailMe: i missed it iwasent in the room?
BlackmailMe: i missed your answer?
BlackmailMe: what did u say?

Why would you leave the room after you ask a model a question >_<

OMG!!! HE DID THAT TO ME TOOO! I didn't answer him fast enough and I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW, so he left, even though I told him multiple times to send me messages about it.

I recognise this guy as well :roll:

 

[Jupiter551]

lol it's probably an attention thing somehow, isn't 'long term money slave' pretty much the ferrari of potential camgirl customers?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

HCASH1: yes, i my bank don't had problems online, i had take you pvt, but i can't buy/pay things online now, becouse my bank have problems with that

yeah...had fun trying to read that first of all...plus he wanted me to view his cam for free, when I already said I don't view cams :roll:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

franksgay: get naked

A_Cute_Mew: :nobegging

franksgay: the worlds going to ennnddd

A_Cute_Mew: You have to tip 1st

franksgay: OMG THE WORLDS GOING TO END

A_Cute_Mew: ok (ban)

 

[Jupiter551]

HCASH1: yes, i my bank don't had problems online, i had take you pvt, but i can't buy/pay things online now, becouse my bank have problems with that

yeah...had fun trying to read that first of all...plus he wanted me to view his cam for free, when I already said I don't view cams :roll:

You're so cruel, the world's going to end, he has blue balls and he tried to explain it's not that he doesn't want to tip there's something wrong with his bank!

 

[Ann_Sulu]

You're so cruel, the world's going to end, he has blue balls and he tried to explain it's not that he doesn't want to tip there's something wrong with his bank!

:lol:

 

[jackie_O]

franksgay: get naked

A_Cute_Mew: :nobegging

franksgay: the worlds going to ennnddd

A_Cute_Mew: You have to tip 1st

franksgay: OMG THE WORLDS GOING TO END

A_Cute_Mew: ok (ban)

If the world is going to end you probably don't need any money anyway, why not tip?

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

If the world is going to end you probably don't need any money anyway, why not tip?

Nope he will need them. I have it on good authority that tokens are the official currency of Hell.
:mrgreen:

 

[AmberCutie]

I'd say he realized he wasn't quite helping when he deleted all these tweets! :lol:

My last reply was: it's a fair assumption that I'd know better than you.

The only thing worse than unsolicited advice, is AWFUL unsolicited advice.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

I'd say he realized he wasn't quite helping when he deleted all these tweets! :lol:

My last reply was: it's a fair assumption that I'd know better than you.

The only thing worse than unsolicited advice, is AWFUL unsolicited advice.

It's the advice that benefits him!

I got that so much as a new model and have had a few twitters like that.

"Get naked and do what turns me on for free and other people will pay you for it" Yeah.... STFU!

 

[IsabellaSnow]

member: Are your eyebrows lined in pencil or stuck on?

me: what???