Man Accused Of Leaving Sex Toys At Women's Doorways

[AshleyMarks]

http://www.news9.com/story/18502901/mid ... s-doorways

OKLAHOMA CITY - The Oklahoma County district attorney has charged a 41-year-old man with distribution of obscene materials after two women said he left lewd toys and magazines at their front doors.
A 22-year-old woman said she came home to her apartment on April 8 and found a plastic bag hanging from her doorknob. When she looked inside she found pornographic movies and magazines, as well as a sex toy. The woman said a few minutes after she arrived home, a man she didn't know knocked on her door. He said his name was "Jamie" and he'd seen a "brown-skinned male" walking around the complex taking pictures.

The woman called police and gave them the bag. They examined the contents and found fingerprints belonging to Jamison Marchette. The victim later identified Marchette as the man who knocked on her door and called himself "Jamie."

Police said on April 10 around 4:30 a.m., another woman discovered Marchette standing on her patio staring at her through the blinds. She yelled at him and called police. The woman told officers about a week before the incident, someone had left a plastic bag filled with sex toys and pornographic materials at her door.

Prosecutors have now charged Marchette with two counts of distribution of obscene materials, and one count of loitering around a residence to watch an occupant.

Wow. Hope nobody leaves sex toys and magazines at my door anytime soon.

 

[Rose]

Lol, I'm sure those women were upset (I'd probably be too) but this 'crime' is fairly comical. I'd be startled if it happened to me but I'd laugh at it after the fact.

 

[AshleyMarks]

Lol, I'm sure those women were upset (I'd probably be too) but this 'crime' is fairly comical. I'd be startled if it happened to me but I'd laugh at it after the fact.

It would be funny for a minute, but he would soon find a 22 pointed at his head by my boyfriend.

 

[Shaun__]

I am a little confused. Did he think the women would just start masturbating uncontrollably the second they had porn and sex toys in front of them? If that is the case I am a little embarrassed to be the same gender as him .

 

[AshleyMarks]

I am a little confused. Did he think the women would just start masturbating uncontrollably the second they had porn and sex toys in front of them? If that is the case I am a little embarrassed to be the same gender as him .

It says he was peeping in on them as well. CREEPY. I guess he thought they would start masturbating and he would be lucky enough to watch.

 

[Rose]

I am a little confused. Did he think the women would just start masturbating uncontrollably the second they had porn and sex toys in front of them? If that is the case I am a little embarrassed to be the same gender as him .

It says he was peeping in on them as well. CREEPY. I guess he thought they would start masturbating and he would be lucky enough to watch.

Sounds like he has more than a few wires crossed! If it was me, I wouldn't have touched the bag at all and would have just called the cops.

Then laughed about it on facebook with my parents later at how ridiculous he was.

 

[SoTxBob]

:scared-eek: O.M.G. ... another escapee from the lounge :auto-ambulance: :laughing6:

 

[Preslye]

Wow my fedex man leaves me porographic material and dildo's all the time...... :lol:

 

[AshleyMarks]

Wow my fedex man leaves me porographic material and dildo's all the time...... :lol:

Mine too. LOL

 

[Rose]

Wow my fedex man leaves me porographic material and dildo's all the time...... :lol:

Mine too. LOL

We must all have the same fedex man!

 

[AshleyMarks]

Wow my fedex man leaves me porographic material and dildo's all the time...... :lol:

Mine too. LOL

We must all have the same fedex man!

Does yours wear a purple uniform too? Oh golly gee whiz! He drives a truck or van usually. I like the truck better though. :lol:

 

[Evvie]

I am a little confused. Did he think the women would just start masturbating uncontrollably the second they had porn and sex toys in front of them? If that is the case I am a little embarrassed to be the same gender as him .

Yeah... God bless the woman that uses mystery sex toys.

 

[Jobs4Adults.com]

If you are a sexy girl with a brain, you can leave sex toys, porn magz and even your home made adulv videos...at my door! Or you can send them by airmail, or through my Amazon wish list....

:thumbleft:

 

[SatanJonez]

First, I'm now REALLY glad we put up security cameras, lol. And what in the actual fuck could his train of thought be on doing this? How did he picture all that working out? "Oh thanks for the smut & dildo, please allow me to suck your dick to show my gratitude."

 

[AshleyMarks]

First, I'm now REALLY glad we put up security cameras, lol. And what in the actual fuck could his train of thought be on doing this? How did he picture all that working out? "Oh thanks for the smut & dildo, please allow me to suck your dick to show my gratitude."

THIS^. This dude was mentally deranged or something to think that his covert plan would even work out.

 

[Rose]

First, I'm now REALLY glad we put up security cameras, lol. And what in the actual fuck could his train of thought be on doing this? How did he picture all that working out? "Oh thanks for the smut & dildo, please allow me to suck your dick to show my gratitude."

I think his problem was that he wasn't thinking. :whistle:

 

[Shaun__]

I think his problem was that he wasn't thinking. :whistle:

No, these are the eyes of a man who thinks too much. I have to admit most of the thoughts are crazy and in several voices though.

 

[Rose]

When was the last time he bathed? His hair is extremely shiny and stringy.... :?

 

[Mork]

As creepy as it may be to some, I know many females that would have kept it all and made sure the locks were secure and gun loaded. :lol:

 

[AshleyMarks]

I think his problem was that he wasn't thinking. :whistle:

No, these are the eyes of a man who thinks too much. I have to admit most of the thoughts are crazy and in several voices though.

That is one greasy mofo. I agree. He needs to take a bath and use some Old Spice after he jumps into a vat of de-greaser.

 

[LadyLuna]

The porn I'd keep, but the toys would go in the trash unless it was

1. obvious that they had never been opened or used (I mean something it takes scissors to open still being in a perfect package)

AND

2. the kind I like (which is so damn doubtful, since I like mine smaller than your average sex toy)