This is crazy! We are all crazy people if any were, as was I, not so aware. I have not been able to eat for, I think, more than a week. Yet it has become so trivial in measure, compared to the forced fast of zero internet connection. I now seriously wonder if anyone named Gandhi ever existed, b/c, hell starving is really nothing to give a shit about if you have no internet. Mark my words, - we have given life to a monster of unimaginable power. Yes, we are all crazy, that we imagine we are still sane. Rant through! I will now try to calm myself enough to write a reasonable post, about,,, what? Oh yea, juicing, right, juicing. WTF, JUICING AT A TIME LIKE THIS? Juicing is not the answer to the end of the world!!! Wait, it’s not the end of the world for anyone but me, Right Vic, right, just remember what you said, “I'm Dorothy, - Dorothy, on a bad trip, and everything is still there, just the other side of the curtain. The Emerald City will reopen and the wizard will return right after the holiday and send me, and you Vic, and the rest of the resident trolls that lease space in your noodle, back to the interlife soon. (Call some of your old slingin' buddies, one of em's sure to have some Valium. On second thought, just sweat it out pussy!)
So, I found a simple combo that is really sort of pleasant. The ingredients are relatively inexpensive, so I might be less restricted to juices dictated by the free-be's I gather, at least early in the month whilst my money holds. The two ingredients are also two of the most common found out back on the compost pallets too, so it would probably be the case that one, if not both, might always be on hand.
Apples and carrots are not so very bad at all. In fact I would say quite good in about a 70/30 mix. Apples are only less common a pallet fruit than the ever present hands and hands of bananas. And here at least, carrots are the most common veggie on the way out. I can not find a logical reason for this, as some other more perishable veggies might make more sense?
The juice i finished just now, was the end of my Apples, which produced about 8oz of juice. Allowing the froth (put a pin in that) to settle out gained maybe 2oz more. Then starting with a clean catch pitcher I juiced the hard meat of 5 golf ball size half mature peaches I thinned from our first year peach tree. The tiny, mostly green peaches have set on in such abundance that their clusters in places threaten to break some of the younger, lower, outstretched limbs. I nibbled at one and found it much less bitter than I had expected. They made only 1.5/2 oz, but gave the whole kitchen the smell of green orchard. That smell that's a little bit moist dirt, but mostly green branch wood, like the taste of a green twig if you stick it in your mouth. To this I juiced 5or6 lg carrots. It all mixed to fill a 24oz cup when poured over 5or6 ice cubes.
Update: it is now the 5th, and still no connection here and no computer there, but I am down 11 lbs more to 226 in as many days. I think 2 or 3 of that 11 are due to dehydration though. A bit depressed, I slept most of Friday, and Saturday, and drank nothing.
Further update it is now the 13 and shortly after the last update I went shopping for produce. I experimented trying to find a combo that I liked, that was not mostly apples. I had little success, finding only those that were palatable at best every time I pushed beyond about 30 % vegetable. Knowing that I needed to take in more veggies, I started making salads with my produce. There is something very alien about only taking in liquids even if you are getting enough nourishment. It felt good to be eating again. That was about a week ago and I had to check myself today, because that salad had morphed in to, first, an English muffin with the salad, then a tomato and mayo sandwich on an English muffin, and then the consumption of a ½ gal of ice cream over two days, that I rewarded myself at the end of the day for not having eaten fast food that day. I tried to tell myself it was OK because it was actually Mandarin sherbet, not ice cream, and as everyone knows, fruit flavored sherbet, unlike ice cream, can loosely be defined as fruit. :lol:
I have started anew this morning, and still hope to have results enough worth documenting at the 60 day mark from my original start. Oh, and I have only recently been connected again, but was not so frantic to get back on after the first couple of days of withdrawal. I realized I had never left Kansas, and where I was frantic to get back to, was not home, but Oz. I had become confused about where home really was. That said, I am glad to be back with all my straw stuffed, metal clad, and fur bearing friends. (OK, yes, I missed the witches too.)
PS I saw I had been missed, that's nice. :-D
Now I'm off to declare myself a special snow flake, and dash the hopes of those who had perhaps started to believe they were once and for all rid of the king of confusion, the baron of befuddlement, the duke of delusion, the vicar of verbosity, the czar of bazaar, CamStory, I'm back bitches! :banana-linedance: