Cam Girls for middle east!

[Dan Epstein]

Well, not sure how I ended up being such a subject on a thread that I am only a very tangential part of, that has nothing to do with me, when the OP has already been banned on top of it. But, just for the fun of it, I wrote a reply in a paragraph, using 11 different languages I know a bit of. My apologies that some of these languages are only transliterated as they don't use this alphabet and I can't type them out in their proper characters, and that here and there my grammar may suck. I'm not a linguist for a living, and don't claim to be fluent in all of these. I just know enough to get by in the things that I have needed them for. Some I am better in than others.

For the other models, I thought you all would have fun trying to name all the languages - bonus points to anyone who can list all 11 in their correct order! (but some are a bit more obscure, plus not using the right lettering, so it would be hard to get them all) The langages/colloquialisms span 4 continents.
+1,000,000 points if you can actually translate the whole thing, which few people would be able to do probably on Earth... Hell, given the brain damage this disease has caused me, I'm amazed I can even do it! Half the time I can barely speak English... But I would bet there will be people on here who can understand a few of them, because lots of people on here speak more than just English.

When someone questions the veracity of your entire life on the internet, there is not really much you can say about it. But I can at least prove that I have traveled, and I study. And, I do know a bit about culture. People are free to love or hate me. I have been very fortunate in my life to have some fierce love from a number of people that has grounded me through the tougher times. But I am at least what I say I am.

So, have at it! Each separate language in the paragraph is numbered:

1. Selam, Ebdehsu. Min ti-fel igaleh? Eh ref. Libdash!
2. Non credi – dubitar non mio cor. Credilo pur, e se timor t'assale, aprimi il petto e vedrai scritto in core: la verita.
3. Ana uhad-dir ad-duktoorah. Ana a’mal’ala injaaz fikra li-kitaab. Ana a’mal fil-bait.
4. Por eso, !vete a echar pulgas a otra parte! Lo siento que su vida es lleno de miseria, pero no sabe de que habla. Por favor, para de ser lenguasuelta – esas no son mas que mentiras.
5. C’est vrai, j’etudie les femmes et je travaille a l’universite. Je suis celibataire, en ce moment.
Pourquoi riez-vous? Est-ce que mon francais est si mauvais que ca?
S’il vous plait, laissez-moi tranquille!
6. En ymmarra – puhutteko englantia? Nakemiin.
7. Ich muss jetzt aufhoren. Lassen Sie mich bitte in Ruhe.
8. Laila tov. Bevakasha, tzetech l’shalom, ve shuvech l’shalom.
9. Dos vidanya (dovidjenja) – spaceba bolshoi!
10. Zaijan.
11. Sayonara. Owarimashita.



My best to all of you ladies. And to the women of the Middle East, Salaam. As-salamu alaykum.

You got me at Shalom, wa-aleykum a-salam

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Well, not sure how I ended up being such a subject on a thread that I am only a very tangential part of, that has nothing to do with me, when the OP has already been banned on top of it.

Perhaps @heybarkeep misinterpreted some of your words?

It's one thing to fight for the equality of women. For the right to simply live their lives as full human beings, the same as men. It's quite another to risk their lives for pure profit, all for the glorification of men's useless dicks.

Professor, the language we use is so important; but then, I doubt someone with your background needs that pointed out for them.

It is important to realize that "fight for equality" seems to have been hijacked by a number of bad actors. It has been twisted into a perverse postmodern doctrine of perpetual dissatisfaction; it's adherents tend to seek out situations where they can grandstand, claiming the moral and intellectual high ground one minute, then basking in an aura of victimhood and misfortune the next.

They borrow the pain of others, and even worse they steal their voice. Some perhaps well-intentioned, others simply on the prowl for situations where they can unload some of the hatred and bitterness they harbor in their broken souls in a manner that appears justified.

Considering you used a phrase that could be interpreted as denigrating a whole gender while claiming to defend another one (which is something these harbingers of genocide are renowned for), I hope @heybarkeep confusion on this matter can be viewed as understandable (if not excusable).

 

[bud9752]

Well, not sure how I ended up being such a subject on a thread that I am only a very tangential part of, that has nothing to do with me, when the OP has already been banned on top of it. But, just for the fun of it, I wrote a reply in a paragraph, using 11 different languages I know a bit of. My apologies that some of these languages are only transliterated as they don't use this alphabet and I can't type them out in their proper characters, and that here and there my grammar may suck. I'm not a linguist for a living, and don't claim to be fluent in all of these. I just know enough to get by in the things that I have needed them for. Some I am better in than others.

For the other models, I thought you all would have fun trying to name all the languages - bonus points to anyone who can list all 11 in their correct order! (but some are a bit more obscure, plus not using the right lettering, so it would be hard to get them all) The langages/colloquialisms span 4 continents.
+1,000,000 points if you can actually translate the whole thing, which few people would be able to do probably on Earth... Hell, given the brain damage this disease has caused me, I'm amazed I can even do it! Half the time I can barely speak English... But I would bet there will be people on here who can understand a few of them, because lots of people on here speak more than just English.

When someone questions the veracity of your entire life on the internet, there is not really much you can say about it. But I can at least prove that I have traveled, and I study. And, I do know a bit about culture. People are free to love or hate me. I have been very fortunate in my life to have some fierce love from a number of people that has grounded me through the tougher times. But I am at least what I say I am.

So, have at it! Each separate language in the paragraph is numbered:

1. Selam, Ebdehsu. Min ti-fel igaleh? Eh ref. Libdash!
2. Non credi – dubitar non mio cor. Credilo pur, e se timor t'assale, aprimi il petto e vedrai scritto in core: la verita.
3. Ana uhad-dir ad-duktoorah. Ana a’mal’ala injaaz fikra li-kitaab. Ana a’mal fil-bait.
4. Por eso, !vete a echar pulgas a otra parte! Lo siento que su vida es lleno de miseria, pero no sabe de que habla. Por favor, para de ser lenguasuelta – esas no son mas que mentiras.
5. C’est vrai, j’etudie les femmes et je travaille a l’universite. Je suis celibataire, en ce moment.
Pourquoi riez-vous? Est-ce que mon francais est si mauvais que ca?
S’il vous plait, laissez-moi tranquille!
6. En ymmarra – puhutteko englantia? Nakemiin.
7. Ich muss jetzt aufhoren. Lassen Sie mich bitte in Ruhe.
8. Laila tov. Bevakasha, tzetech l’shalom, ve shuvech l’shalom.
9. Dos vidanya (dovidjenja) – spaceba bolshoi!
10. Zaijan.
11. Sayonara. Owarimashita.



My best to all of you ladies. And to the women of the Middle East, Salaam. As-salamu alaykum.

I'm a well educated linguist and I can translate every one of your languages except Greek
so here is my answer to your challenge
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[heybarkeep]

Perhaps @heybarkeep misinterpreted some of your words?


Professor, the language we use is so important; but then, I doubt someone with your background needs that pointed out for them.

It is important to realize that "fight for equality" seems to have been hijacked by a number of bad actors. It has been twisted into a perverse postmodern doctrine of perpetual dissatisfaction; it's adherents tend to seek out situations where they can grandstand, claiming the moral and intellectual high ground one minute, then basking in an aura of victimhood and misfortune the next.

They borrow the pain of others, and even worse they steal their voice. Some perhaps well-intentioned, others simply on the prowl for situations where they can unload some of the hatred and bitterness they harbor in their broken souls in a manner that appears justified.

Considering you used a phrase that could be interpreted as denigrating a whole gender while claiming to defend another one (which is something these harbingers of genocide are renowned for), I hope @heybarkeep confusion on this matter can be viewed as understandable (if not excusable).

I appreciate your attempts to bring logic and reason to the conversation but I am over it. I'll find comfort in the fact that most places and people won't defend such scummy behavior. Sucks but it is just how things are here.