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AmberCutie said:D'aww I wish I would have seen that. Zoey is one adorable lady, but add baby chicks and it's cute overdose I'm sure!waogo said:"You all just got a poop show for free." - GoddessZoey last night after one of her baby chickens pooped on her hand, while she was holding it. Not that you could see anything, but... lol
No one bothered to watch this did they? DOOO EEEET!Jupiter551 said:The preview of this video (10 seconds) is fucking hilarious :lol:
http://xpeeps.com/video/161091
Jupiter551 said:No one bothered to watch this did they? DOOO EEEET!Jupiter551 said:The preview of this video (10 seconds) is fucking hilarious :lol:
http://xpeeps.com/video/161091
Every been dirty talking and been either lost for words or said the wrong thing? Yeah me too, but I didn't video it and put it as a preview clip!
Ataboy said:Maybe not on topic, but i do not want to search for the thread about silly things models say.
A couple of typos by the model. I will let you figure out what the topic SHOULD have read:
TOPIC: "100 tokens or Masturbation"
Ataboy: I choose Masturbation
TOPIC: "500 tokens to see my finger"
Ataboy: I have seen models charger ridiculously high prices, but this one is the worst yet
SmartModel: You cheap fuck...my price is rather low...
Ataboy: Oops...doesn't matter. I just saw all 10 of your fingers and I didn't pay a thing
I DEEED EEEET. Yah, pretty much a fail on her part. I was waiting for the cat or whatever walked behind the couch to get her... :lol: :lol:Jupiter551 said:No one bothered to watch this did they? DOOO EEEET!Jupiter551 said:The preview of this video (10 seconds) is fucking hilarious :lol:
http://xpeeps.com/video/161091
Every been dirty talking and been either lost for words or said the wrong thing? Yeah me too, but I didn't video it and put it as a preview clip!
Yeah I can't figure out what that is hahahah! A dog I think, can just see its back or something. I love her eyes searching, then looking slightly "grr" as she realises she's fucked up then forges ahead anyway :lol:SoTxBob said:I DEEED EEEET. Yah, pretty much a fail on her part. I was waiting for the cat or whatever walked behind the couch to get her... :lol: :lol:Jupiter551 said:No one bothered to watch this did they? DOOO EEEET!Jupiter551 said:The preview of this video (10 seconds) is fucking hilarious :lol:
http://xpeeps.com/video/161091
Every been dirty talking and been either lost for words or said the wrong thing? Yeah me too, but I didn't video it and put it as a preview clip!
SoTxBob said::lol: LOL... I have seen many such typos. Even with the girls that speak English as a native language, you can't count on any of them seeing the same humor in it as we do.... My pops was one of those folks that took absolutely everything in its most literal sense, as it was said or written.... it was a pain sometimes simply bc he rarely saw the humor or sarcasm.
Ataboy said:Maybe not on topic, but i do not want to search for the thread about silly things models say.
A couple of typos by the model. I will let you figure out what the topic SHOULD have read:
TOPIC: "100 tokens or Masturbation"
Ataboy: I choose Masturbation
TOPIC: "500 tokens to see my finger"
Ataboy: I have seen models charger ridiculously high prices, but this one is the worst yet
SmartModel: You cheap fuck...my price is rather low...
Ataboy: Oops...doesn't matter. I just saw all 10 of your fingers and I didn't pay a thing
Body Decorations: shaved all time dont ask me again
Tips for request
Taking off half black sweater for 35
Taking off half white sport bra for 35
Taking off blue jean or blue jog or white short for 40
Taking off panties for 40
Stand up for 40
Sit down and open my legs to show you my pussy for 40
If you wanna to zoom of my pussy for 40
First when I cum... for 40
Riding my bottle for 40
Hairbrush for 40
Zoom for 100
Cum again for
Show my ass/doggy style for 40
Finger inside my anal for 50
Wanna to see my feet for 100
One foot for 50..
If u wanna me to view male's cam and give me tip for 35 more.....
Jupiter551 said:Pretty specific...
Tips for request
Taking off half black sweater for 35
Taking off half white sport bra for 35
Taking off blue jean or blue jog or white short for 40
Taking off panties for 40
Stand up for 40
Sit down and open my legs to show you my pussy for 40
If you wanna to zoom of my pussy for 40
First when I cum... for 40
Riding my bottle for 40
Hairbrush for 40
Zoom for 100
Cum again for
Show my ass/doggy style for 40
Finger inside my anal for 50
Wanna to see my feet for 100
One foot for 50..
If u wanna me to view male's cam and give me tip for 35 more.....
mynameisbob84 said:Jupiter551 said:Pretty specific...
Tips for request
Taking off half black sweater for 35
Taking off half white sport bra for 35
Taking off blue jean or blue jog or white short for 40
Taking off panties for 40
Stand up for 40
Sit down and open my legs to show you my pussy for 40
If you wanna to zoom of my pussy for 40
First when I cum... for 40
Riding my bottle for 40
Hairbrush for 40
Zoom for 100
Cum again for
Show my ass/doggy style for 40
Finger inside my anal for 50
Wanna to see my feet for 100
One foot for 50..
If u wanna me to view male's cam and give me tip for 35 more.....
"Let's see... I'll take a Stand Up, bb... Mmmmm...What can you show me in the way of Sweaters coming off?.. Black? Sold, bb... What else? Hmmm.... I'd like to see a Foot... Both? No, just the one, bb... I'll take a Zoom for 100... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand give me one of your Fingers Inside Your Anal... No, that's all, bb"
Ataboy said:Let's look past the obvious language barrier which I know is hard sometimes. So to be fair: At least she IS very specific. She doesn't leave room for much ambiguity. Remember, many <and by many, I mean MANY> models use loopholes from their ambiguous topics to get out of doing shows. We can't do or say anything about it. But with her, if she doesn't perform, it is blatant lying. I like that list!!
LovelyLemon said:Ataboy said:Let's look past the obvious language barrier which I know is hard sometimes. So to be fair: At least she IS very specific. She doesn't leave room for much ambiguity. Remember, many <and by many, I mean MANY> models use loopholes from their ambiguous topics to get out of doing shows. We can't do or say anything about it. But with her, if she doesn't perform, it is blatant lying. I like that list!!
I disagree, if you send me a $100 home depot e-card for a Scat Video without first confirming that it's ME scatting and not a clip compilation of horses and cows pooping THAT'S YOUR BAD. It's not my job to educate you on the ins and outs of properly negotiating scat videos like a well informed adult. I provided scat, you should have been more specific.
LovelyLemon said:I'm a little amazed there aren't more blog posts furiously crying out, "LEMON IZ THE BIGGEST SCAMMER ON THE INTERNETZ"
LovelyLemon said:I disagree, if you send me a $100 home depot e-card for a Scat Video without first confirming that it's ME scatting and not a clip compilation of horses and cows pooping THAT'S YOUR BAD. It's not my job to educate you on the ins and outs of properly negotiating scat videos like a well informed adult. I provided scat, you should have been more specific.
Ataboy said:LovelyLemon said:I'm a little amazed there aren't more blog posts furiously crying out, "LEMON IZ THE BIGGEST SCAMMER ON THE INTERNETZ"
But thank you for being honest and actually coming out and saying that you intentionally mislead members. Probably would have been turned off by the lesser known spelling of the word "is" anyways.
Ataboy said:LovelyLemon said:I'm a little amazed there aren't more blog posts furiously crying out, "LEMON IZ THE BIGGEST SCAMMER ON THE INTERNETZ"
But thank you for being honest and actually coming out and saying that you intentionally mislead members. Probably would have been turned off by the lesser known spelling of the word "is" anyways.
The_Brown_Fox said:LovelyLemon said:I disagree, if you send me a $100 home depot e-card for a Scat Video without first confirming that it's ME scatting and not a clip compilation of horses and cows pooping THAT'S YOUR BAD. It's not my job to educate you on the ins and outs of properly negotiating scat videos like a well informed adult. I provided scat, you should have been more specific.
LOL. True!
A person who's dumb enough to "jump the gun" and send money without first discussing details shouldn't get pissy and accuse a model of scamming. For example, nagging a model to do a public cum show when she's made it clear that she doesn't do them, and then dropping a big tip with the note "NOW will you do it???" LOL. Don't get pissy when she still tells you no. It's not her fault you wouldn't listen. Next time use your brain and take her private, like you should've done in the first place.....
Ataboy said:On your point about discussing it first: I always ask questions. I have actually been banned for doing just that...asking questions about a topic that is a little vague to me. If you feel the need to ban someone for wanting you to clarify what it is you'll do, then I will call you a scammer...ALL DAY!!
The_Brown_Fox said:Ataboy said:On your point about discussing it first: I always ask questions. I have actually been banned for doing just that...asking questions about a topic that is a little vague to me. If you feel the need to ban someone for wanting you to clarify what it is you'll do, then I will call you a scammer...ALL DAY!!
Well good for you for asking questions. :thumbleft: More guys need to do that instead of showing off (their "high roller" status) and dropping large tips only to later whine about something the model didn't agree to in the first place (example: tipping me for a cum show when I specifically told your hard-headed self that I DON'T do public cum shows).
Anyway, one reason I can think of to ban someone for asking a question would be if the guy is intentionally being a dick and giving the model a hard time. I'll assume you have enough sense to not be one of those guys. And here's an example of what I mean...Someone asks me for info about a Skype show, I respond, and then he says "That's bullshit. Why is your Skype rate the same as the MFC private show rate? And why won't you take PayPal? Don't you want money? And why does the Skype show have to be 10 minutes or more?" :roll: LOL. THAT fool would deserve a ban for being a disrespectful, whiny cheapass (like SoTxBob said once, take your bargain-basement ass somewhere else). :lol:
Oh, and your comment to LovelyLemon was uncalled for. She was making a JOKE, which was obvious to the rest of us in the thread.....
Ataboy said:Honestly though...I was not expecting anything for free as it was obviously just a couple minor typos. Had I really thought it was deceiving advertising, my tone would have been much stronger. I was just hoping to drop to a couple sarcastic hints and make for silly conversation.
mynameisbob84 said:"Let's see... I'll take a Stand Up, bb... Mmmmm...What can you show me in the way of Sweaters coming off?.. Black? Sold, bb... What else? Hmmm.... I'd like to see a Foot... Both? No, just the one, bb... I'll take a Zoom for 100... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand give me one of your Fingers Inside Your Anal... No, that's all, bb"
mynameisbob84 said:For the record, Ataboy (if that is your real name), my joke was not some thinly veiled attacked on the integrity of the originator of that list, nor was it a criticism of the functionality of lists in general... it was a joke, ya know :?
And I reckon Lemon was being ironic. Just sayin'.
Jokes and irony, eh? What a world :?
The_Brown_Fox said:Ataboy said:On your point about discussing it first: I always ask questions. I have actually been banned for doing just that...asking questions about a topic that is a little vague to me. If you feel the need to ban someone for wanting you to clarify what it is you'll do, then I will call you a scammer...ALL DAY!!
Well good for you for asking questions. :thumbleft: More guys need to do that instead of showing off (their "high roller" status) and dropping large tips only to later whine about something the model didn't agree to in the first place (example: tipping me for a cum show when I specifically told your hard-headed self that I DON'T do public cum shows).
Anyway, one reason I can think of to ban someone for asking a question would be if the guy is intentionally being a dick and giving the model a hard time. I'll assume you have enough sense to not be one of those guys. And here's an example of what I mean...Someone asks me for info about a Skype show, I respond, and then he says "That's bullshit. Why is your Skype rate the same as the MFC private show rate? And why won't you take PayPal? Don't you want money? And why does the Skype show have to be 10 minutes or more?" :roll: LOL. THAT fool would deserve a ban for being a disrespectful, whiny cheapass (like SoTxBob said once, take your bargain-basement ass somewhere else). :lol:
Oh, and your comment to LovelyLemon was uncalled for. She was making a JOKE, which was obvious to the rest of us in the thread.....
Ataboy said:But, I did when a model promised a "cum show" for "X" amount of tokens...she got them...then stopped in the middle because people stopped tipping...AFTER she got the token goal. Did I have the right to call her out? I believe I did.
Ataboy said:I just wish people would realize that this is a business. As customer, I am spending money. I have a right to ask as many questions I feel I need to, in order to get the product or service I want. I also have the right to comment, on what I feel is a sub-par product or service. People make comments about my company all the time..positive and negative. It is my job to sort out the ones that are most helpful..and also exclude those that are way off base. A good model...as a business woman...should do the same. Am I really that far in right field for feeling this way?