Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[JimsX]

Dude: hello
you look like you like to suck some serious dick
haha
Me: Eh, not really, I can't deep throat so it doesn't happen much
Dude: do you have a boyfrend
Me: That's not relelvant.
Dude: hahahaha
very much so is
i want to show me my cox
Me: No, it's not relevant at all. The purpose of this site is to take me private and watch me masturbate while you masturbate. Whether I have a boyfriend or not has no effect on that.
Dude:....
you are tooo serious
Me: I'm honest.
Dude: you suck, if i would rate you anything it would be 1 star you have shitty customer serivces. mayve if you easied up and smiled a little more and werent so serious you would make money. have a nice day hooker

:lol: I don't think any answer would have made him happy.

I've recently noticed (rather late I'm sure) that when a model doesn't play along she suddenly goes morphs the woman the "dude" wants to a hooker. :lol:

 

[SaffronBurke]

Dude: hello
you look like you like to suck some serious dick
haha
Me: Eh, not really, I can't deep throat so it doesn't happen much
Dude: do you have a boyfrend
Me: That's not relelvant.
Dude: hahahaha
very much so is
i want to show me my cox
Me: No, it's not relevant at all. The purpose of this site is to take me private and watch me masturbate while you masturbate. Whether I have a boyfriend or not has no effect on that.
Dude:....
you are tooo serious
Me: I'm honest.
Dude: you suck, if i would rate you anything it would be 1 star you have shitty customer serivces. mayve if you easied up and smiled a little more and werent so serious you would make money. have a nice day hooker

:lol: I don't think any answer would have made him happy.

I've recently noticed (rather late I'm sure) that when a model doesn't play along she suddenly goes morphs the woman the "dude" wants to a hooker. :lol:

And that's not even much of an insult, either. For two reasons:

1 - Prostitutes have giant ladyballs for doing what they do, I consider being called one a compliment.

2 - "Hooker" is crafter slang for "one who crochets" and, uh, yeah, I do that shiz. You mad cause this hooker didn't make you a cthulu hat, bro?

 

[PrincessPerversion]

Dude: hello
you look like you like to suck some serious dick
haha
Me: Eh, not really, I can't deep throat so it doesn't happen much
Dude: do you have a boyfrend
Me: That's not relelvant.
Dude: hahahaha
very much so is
i want to show me my cox
Me: No, it's not relevant at all. The purpose of this site is to take me private and watch me masturbate while you masturbate. Whether I have a boyfriend or not has no effect on that.
Dude:....
you are tooo serious
Me: I'm honest.
Dude: you suck, if i would rate you anything it would be 1 star you have shitty customer serivces. mayve if you easied up and smiled a little more and werent so serious you would make money. have a nice day hooker

:lol: I don't think any answer would have made him happy.

I've recently noticed (rather late I'm sure) that when a model doesn't play along she suddenly goes morphs the woman the "dude" wants to a hooker. :lol:

And that's not even much of an insult, either. For two reasons:

1 - Prostitutes have giant ladyballs for doing what they do, I consider being called one a compliment.

2 - "Hooker" is crafter slang for "one who crochets" and, uh, yeah, I do that shiz. You mad cause this hooker didn't make you a cthulu hat, bro?

I just joined and this is my first post but I had a feeling this would be the absolute best thread. Lordie, that is too funny. I just set everything up this morning and am looking forward to getting started and seeing what kind of fun I get myself into. This forum is fantastic!

 

[ComicOzzie]

i want to show me my cox

Best line of that exchange.

 

[God]

(member) you must be from Ireland because when I watch you my penis be Dublin

 

[ComicOzzie]

jackyboy1989: hey there beautiful...you should go ahead and pop those perfect titties out so i can shoot this massive load

well, as long as you asked nicely... :thumbleft: :thumbleft:

 

[CourtneyJayne]

I had a model in my room last night shouting at me (seriously, all caps) to lick my nipples. I had a couple of guys shouting back at her in the chat which was hilarious but she kept doing it so I finally was like 'Dude, do you like it when people demand that you do stuff?! *ban*'

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I was nowhere near pillows, and no there were none in view on cam at all.

 

[Diana Blake]

Guys! Guys! I've met the man of my dreams!



:roll:

 

[mynameisbob84]

Guys! Guys! I've met the man of my dreams!



:roll:

You lucky so and so...

 

[Johndoe91]

I'm probably one of the members who says/does stupid shit and doesn't realize it, and all the things i see are probably listed in the 200+ pages of this thread. I do have to say though, after spending waay too much time on various cam sites, I don't think I could handle being on the other side of the cam lol

 

[JickyJuly]

Reported and banned. But, if anyone is curious as to why lactation is banned on some sites, dudes like this are the reason.

 

[eyeteach]

Guys! Guys! I've met the man of my dreams!



:roll:

Do we get invitations to the wedding? You can count on me being there, as long as you ain't getting married during college football season. :thumbleft:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

:lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Umm, the robodick2000 is 14 years out of date. It probably doesn't even have wifi.

 

[Kokoro]

-___-

 

[JimsX]

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How I wish I could think of a line that totally awesome.

 

[zippypinhead]

-___-

I dunno. I think you need to marry him.

 

[Johndoe91]

Just saw something to this effect:

Member: hi, do you speak German?
Model: no sorry
Member: oh good, me neither


That's a normal conversation, right?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Just saw something to this effect:

Member: hi, do you speak German?
Model: no sorry
Member: oh good, me neither


That's a normal conversation, right?

I guess they have something in common....

 

[YelloMit]

Guys! Guys! I've met the man of my dreams!



:roll:

Pretty sure this guy has stolen all of our hearts. :romance-heartstiny:

 

[ComicOzzie]

yesIlike2: nice pussy
yesIlike2: butt i would stick it in your farter

Thanks for sharing that... :handgestures-salute:

 

[xDollPartsx]

yesIlike2: nice pussy
yesIlike2: butt i would stick it in your farter

Thanks for sharing that... :handgestures-salute:

For some reason my brain initially processed that as a typo for "father". Either way. Both this guy and apparently my brain are warped.

 

[Eldgrim]

This is my first post but I've ben reading differents topics in this forum and must say I love this one !

Today I saw a guy poping in the room of a model and saying this :

love the long read hair, but if i was your boyfriend i'd have to cum all over it. i'd make you walk outside all sticky and messy like that too before you could shower it clean.
If I was your boyfriend, I'd jack off over your face while you slept. youn have brain

I really wonder why he is single

 

[LailaBaise]

DOYAM: you prefer thong or granny panties?

because there is obviously no inbetween. :?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

DOYAM: you prefer thong or granny panties?

because there is obviously no inbetween. :?

I was going to make a joke about Granny Thongs. But after i google image searched that phrase i lost all interest in joking. :shock:

 

[AerynShade]

DOYAM: you prefer thong or granny panties?

because there is obviously no inbetween. :?

I was going to make a joke about Granny Thongs. But after i google image searched that phrase i lost all interest in joking. :shock:

That made me literally laugh out loud in a maniacal, BWAHAHAHAHAHA, sort of way. :lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

You have Grongs bb?

 

[LilyMarie]

Model talks about being a vegetarian and that to her, eating an animal feels like eating a person, this is the several minutes long conversation that followed.

PeekNPerv: so if I bag a deer you wont partake in that festivities with me then?
PeekNPerv: cause hunting seasons opens in 19 days here
PeekNPerv: and I get to hunt deer for 5 months
PeekNPerv: restock the freezer
dreamweaver99: deer season starts in November
dreamweaver99: bow season before that...
GingerLaddie: lol multiple if your in the US
GingerLaddie: depending on your hunting style and state
PeekNPerv: it's conservation as well as sport.. I do it cause I love deer meat
dreamweaver99: Yes, there is a deer population problem in WV too many of them
PeekNPerv: Archery hunter in Ohio
purplebbeatr: I hunt for hare with my nephew, on his farm area -- all year round :haha
dreamweaver99: I get them in my yeard all the time
PeekNPerv: Ohio has an overpopulation of deer right now too

 

[DeezNA]

Model talks about being a vegetarian and that to her, eating an animal feels like eating a person

I was vegetarian for about 4 years, I hunt and eat meat now. I understand the cultural desire to chat about it around hunting season but for fuck's sake it's YOUR room. Put your foot down on it, it'll only get worse if it comes up in open season.