Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ComicOzzie]

same idiot as above...

asinsri1989: i hate romanian models here they are very rude
asinsri1989: i am sick of u romanians

The model was Colombian... :lol:

 

[sexyvanessa4u]

The thought makes me not want a burger anymore

Some dudes on Twitter have to turn every comment into something sexual, I swear! It's super annoying. You could say "I'm doing my calculus homework right now" and some guy would say "I wish I was doing YOU! hehe" or "Hope everyone has a great day!" Someone on Twitter would say "I'd be having a better day if you were here naked in my bed!"

 

[Shaun__]

I'm doing my calculus homework right now

Must resist making stupid innuendo joke.

 

[Kokoro]

In response to Asa Akira wearing a pregnant suit.

I wanna fuck you HARD in the pussy so it feels like Im fucking the baby as well and jizz in your throat so the baby has some protein as well

:shock:

 

[Leon_Omega]

asinsri1989: are those boobs used or still fresh?

Wat? :?

For some reason the phrase "new boob smell" popped into my head...

 

[SaffronBurke]

asinsri1989: are those boobs used or still fresh?

Wat? :?

For some reason the phrase "new boob smell" popped into my head...

Now I'm just remembering what the hospital smelled like after my reduction.... My boobs smelled like that stuff they disinfect your skin with for surgery, is that "new boob smell?"

 

[RebeccaT]

Idiot: I want to cut off your tits and send them to your mother
Me: Too late...already had them cut off but never thought to send them to my mother...how very remiss of me

I swear my room could feel him skulking away with his tail between his legs

 

[Leon_Omega]

asinsri1989: are those boobs used or still fresh?

Wat? :?

For some reason the phrase "new boob smell" popped into my head...

Now I'm just remembering what the hospital smelled like after my reduction.... My boobs smelled like that stuff they disinfect your skin with for surgery, is that "new boob smell?"

Totally counts

 

[YelloMit]

The thought makes me not want a burger anymore

I don't blame you.

 

[Kokoro]

I think he meant to say that to Chelle because she tweeted a pic of herself to me. Or he could have it for Kermit.

 

[KudosKids]

I was watching a new model and she was so shy and adorable some guy was hounding her to show her boobs for tokens, and she wouldnt do it in public, only in group. And then like 5 other guys were talking straight shit about how she won't last long(even though she already has a 4k cam score on her third day) and group isn't worth the tokens that'll be wasted. Then she goes into group, and they all jump in group about a minute in.Then continue to talk shit while going in and out of group. Ahahahahahaha. Imbeciles.

 

[God]

(member) i'm going to skip my child support payment so i can tip you

 

[sexyvanessa4u]

(member) i'm going to skip my child support payment so i can tip you

I hope he was joking!

 

[BustyGinger]

I can't stand when a member get pissed off I don't take paypal. I don't know about you girls but this happens a lot for me. For example one member asked if I take pp, Amazon g.c or western union for shows. I said yes to the Amazon g.c but then he said he prefers paypal as its easier. Why the fuckerdoodle did he even ask if I take Amazon g.c if he really had no intention of following thru. AGR. Again I explained (even nicely) I don't take paypal and he got all pissed off and said "Fine I'll go take my fucking money to some other prettier model who wants it and appreciates it!" This dude has been in my room and pulled this crap on me before so obviously he hasn't found another model to take his bull. The fact that he is a premie pissed me off even more. I view mfc like its a different country, if you don't have the correct currency then you can't buy anything..... so go get it exchanged or come up with a acceptable form of payment(payoneer)

I don't know many models who take Paypal.
I feel like a lot of people whom claim to want to use paypal MAY be a scammer. (Not always, but a lot of the people whom push for it give off that vibe).

In fairness, I would prefer PayPal as well. It's quick, easy and I've been using it for years without trouble.

That said, it absolutely SUCKS for anything adult content-related, and I wouldn't want to deal with someone who would have to fear that her trust in me was misplaced simply because PayPal has some very strange morals.

I think if a member was a regular who developed a trusting relationship with a model then PP could be acceptable. But for me its mostly random members who ask if I take P.P so there is no trust bond at all. I've even have guest offer me 100 bucks for a show, if I use PP. (eye roll)If that's not a scammer... then I would do jumping jacks while masturbating

 

[JimsX]

I can't stand when a member get pissed off I don't take paypal. I don't know about you girls but this happens a lot for me. For example one member asked if I take pp, Amazon g.c or western union for shows. I said yes to the Amazon g.c but then he said he prefers paypal as its easier. Why the fuckerdoodle did he even ask if I take Amazon g.c if he really had no intention of following thru. AGR. Again I explained (even nicely) I don't take paypal and he got all pissed off and said "Fine I'll go take my fucking money to some other prettier model who wants it and appreciates it!" This dude has been in my room and pulled this crap on me before so obviously he hasn't found another model to take his bull. The fact that he is a premie pissed me off even more. I view mfc like its a different country, if you don't have the correct currency then you can't buy anything..... so go get it exchanged or come up with a acceptable form of payment(payoneer)

I don't know many models who take Paypal.
I feel like a lot of people whom claim to want to use paypal MAY be a scammer. (Not always, but a lot of the people whom push for it give off that vibe).

In fairness, I would prefer PayPal as well. It's quick, easy and I've been using it for years without trouble.

That said, it absolutely SUCKS for anything adult content-related, and I wouldn't want to deal with someone who would have to fear that her trust in me was misplaced simply because PayPal has some very strange morals.

I think if a member was a regular who developed a trusting relationship with a model then PP could be acceptable. But for me its mostly random members who ask if I take P.P so there is no trust bond at all. I've even have guest offer me 100 bucks for a show, if I use PP. (eye roll)If that's not a scammer... then I would do jumping jacks while masturbating

Jumping jacks while masturbating, eh? Do you make custom videos? :whistle:

 

[LadyLuna]

I think if a member was a regular who developed a trusting relationship with a model then PP could be acceptable. But for me its mostly random members who ask if I take P.P so there is no trust bond at all. I've even have guest offer me 100 bucks for a show, if I use PP. (eye roll)If that's not a scammer... then I would do jumping jacks while masturbating

Shhh...

"Ben Wa Balls" was one of the things I used to do on MFC. I'd put them in off-camera, then do jumping jacks until one fell out, then point the camera at my face while I fished the other one out since it never fell out.

Does that count as jumping jacks while masturbating?

 

[Leon_Omega]

Guest27270: lick ass 100 ok [:licklips] [:yes]
Guest27270: lick asshol 200 ok [:licklips] [:yes]
Guest27270: show asshol [:licklips] [:yes]
Guest27270: show asshol

Gotta love guests.

 

[Worship Jaclyn]

"Now milk them." 100 times a day.
Ask a girl first before you take her to private. Geez.
I'm a 38DD not a cow.

I sort of regret not doing some films the entire year I breastfed my daughter. Probably could have paid for her entire college fund with these guys :?

 

[xDollPartsx]

Guest27270: lick ass 100 ok [:licklips] [:yes]
Guest27270: lick asshol 200 ok [:licklips] [:yes]
Guest27270: show asshol [:licklips] [:yes]
Guest27270: show asshol

Gotta love guests.

Haha I had one like this. A premium actually who I'm fairly sure didn't speak English. He kept saying "spank lickey ass for me". I died. Poor guy. A few of my regs continued versions of it after seeing how much I laughed. It still resurfaces from time to time, I have one reg who will randomly change his name to spanklickeyass to crack me up.

 

[AerynShade]

Just received this winner of an email.


Cool story, bro. :thumbleft:

 

[Leon_Omega]

Just received this winner of an email.


Cool story, bro. :thumbleft:

This just doesn't compute. Surely you wouldn't need to tell anyonr that you have their face. You steal someone's face, they'll remember

 

[JimsX]

Just received this winner of an email.


Cool story, bro. :thumbleft:

He has your face and he spits on it? So he is spitting on his own face?

 

[KayleePond]

youre a woman for play with in moods of be one of the poor other man

What does that meeeeeaaaan?!!?!!

 

[LilLitaRose]

youre a woman for play with in moods of be one of the poor other man

What does that meeeeeaaaan?!!?!!

It means all the blood left his brain and is in his penis

 

[ComicOzzie]

After a model completed a topic...

expated: Why does the goal keep changing?

:lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

all4ureyes: hey sexy want to watch my camera and have some fun?

In a room with 3800 people in it...

 

[ComicOzzie]

nice hello, Jack...

JackDarling: What a lovely face!.."Honey, I'm home!".This is where you rape me and i let you and give you all my credit cards.I build an altar,we fuck for 16hrs

:?

 

[DuoShi]

slp_N_slide: ohh helll yess it feels like my dick is draining cum all by its self'

Your dick drains cum? From where? How? Are you a warlock? Instead of Siphon Life, you siphon cum?

 

[LilLitaRose]

slp_N_slide: ohh helll yess it feels like my dick is draining cum all by its self'

Your dick drains cum? From where? How? Are you a warlock? Instead of Siphon Life, you siphon cum?

You won the internets today.
I gigglesnorted so hard.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Dude: hello
you look like you like to suck some serious dick
haha
Me: Eh, not really, I can't deep throat so it doesn't happen much
Dude: do you have a boyfrend
Me: That's not relelvant.
Dude: hahahaha
very much so is
i want to show me my cox
Me: No, it's not relevant at all. The purpose of this site is to take me private and watch me masturbate while you masturbate. Whether I have a boyfriend or not has no effect on that.
Dude:....
you are tooo serious
Me: I'm honest.
Dude: you suck, if i would rate you anything it would be 1 star you have shitty customer serivces. mayve if you easied up and smiled a little more and werent so serious you would make money. have a nice day hooker

:lol: I don't think any answer would have made him happy.