Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Diana Blake]

Tonight, as I'm sitting in a kiddy pool full of green goo getting ready to get fucked by a fuck machine I get not one, but three separate messages all asking for entirely different shows.

One guy wanted me to go get a hair dryer.
One wanted me to do a wax show
One wanted to go private and finger myself on my bed (nevermind that would mean leaving the pool of goo, rinsing off as best I could, going upstairs, showering all the goo off myself, drying off and then grabbing my computer, dragging it upstairs, getting set up and finally climbing into my bed to diddle myself)

I didn't think I'd have to around adults but I actually found myself having to say "Guys, when a girl has obviously gone through a lot of trouble to put together a show, it's really rude to ask her to do another show just because it's not what you want to see at that moment"

 

[mynameisbob84]

member: suck some milk from those boobs into a bottle ...

 

[IsabellaSnow]

member: suck some milk from those boobs into a bottle ...

Ahaha that was funny! again, I don't get why he'd think I'd have milk in my breasts?! women don't constantly lactate! No children, no milk! There were some pretty good quotes tonight lol

 

[LadyLuna]

Just now, come back from break to see:

hey baby
when are u coming back??

Cause I can really answer you when I'm gone...

 

[LilyMarie]

DougDubs5: let me see if my baby momma maxed out dis card for diapers and god damn mountain dew again

 

[Anonymous]

DougDubs5: let me see if my baby momma maxed out dis card for diapers and god damn mountain dew again

That is FUNNY!!!!!!
I like that

 

[Rose]

Lol at sad twitter troll. This is so hard to even read. His over use of capslock and typos made my brain hurt. I kind of want to rally a bunch of people to point and laugh at him, but that would mean he might feel special. Poor thing, he wasn't even clever. :crybaby:

@BlackxRose92 tramp get a fkin job ya slut
URMUMZA TRANNY ‏@URMUMZATRANNY
@BlackxRose92 ur beggin online lv, get a proper job, or put fulltime employment on ya @wishlist, an i aint a troll... STOP BEGGING LEPPER
URMUMZA TRANNY ‏@URMUMZATRANNY
@BlackxRose92 GET A JOB, UR MUMS A TRANNY
URMUMZA TRANNY ‏@URMUMZATRANNY
@BlackxRose92 UR ASKIN FOR A FIVER FOR VIDS OFF YA ASS BEEN SHAFTED THERES SMACK ED PROZZIS CHARGE MORE THAN THAT
URMUMZA TRANNY ‏@URMUMZATRANNY
@BlackxRose92 TYPING ON ERE DOES NOT GIV U A DEGREE IN GRAMMER LV
URMUMZA TRANNY ‏@URMUMZATRANNY
@BlackxRose92 AN UR NOT A SLUT I WIN
URMUMZA TRANNY ‏@URMUMZATRANNY
@BlackxRose92 DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A ENGLISH EXAM, CAPS ON CUZ I NEED IT FOR WORK, UKNOW 9-5, AN THAT AINT INCHES YA ASS STRETCHES TOO
URMUMZA TRANNY ‏@URMUMZATRANNY
@BlackxRose92 NOT TROLLIN, BUT U ASKIN FOR CASH, U HEARD OF YOU PORN, ITS FREE........
URMUMZA TRANNY ‏@URMUMZATRANNY
@BlackxRose92 CHAT LATER YE, GTG BK 2 WORK, STOP BEGGIN LV OR CHARGE MORE THAN A BAG ED, RAISE YA STANDARDS CHIC GONE>>>>>>> 4NOW

 

[LilyMarie]

CAPS ON CUZ I NEED IT FOR WORK

:dontknow:

 

[DanniShimmers]

Maybe he's That Guy at work who always SENDS HIS EMAILS ALL IN CAPS WITH NO PUNCTUATION

Because he seems to think that if he doesn't type hard enough, his email won't get all the way across the Internet.

 

[LilyMarie]

a guy who was in my room a week ago.

member: cute naughty innocence !
member: lifting up her blouse...playing with baby's slim...delicate stomach
member: sweet smooth baby inner thighs...in those panties !

same guy in a top model's room today.

member: cute naughty innocence !
member: sweet innocence...lifting up her shirt...playing with slim..feminine...delicate
member: smooth...slim..inner thighs !

I guess if you find out what works for you, stick to it... ^^

 

[Jupiter551]

CAPS ON CUZ I NEED IT FOR WORK

:dontknow:

Anyone else feel bad for this guy's employer?

 

[PaigeParker]

member: suck some milk from those boobs into a bottle ...

Ahaha that was funny! again, I don't get why he'd think I'd have milk in my breasts?! women don't constantly lactate! No children, no milk! There were some pretty good quotes tonight lol

I think some guys get really confused and think milk is the reason why girls have bigger or smaller tits. Makes me facepalm every time someone assumes I am lactating because my boobs are big.

 

[mynameisbob84]

CAPS ON CUZ I NEED IT FOR WORK

:dontknow:

Are you male? Are you a butt-hurt, bored, lonely, misogynist prick? Are you open to scouring the internet for female strangers and then verbally attacking them for no reason?

If you answered 'yes' to the above questions, then this is the job for you!

Applicants will be required to work 9-5, 5 days a week, type ONLY IN CAPS, and a lack of grammatical understanding is preferred (though not essential).

If you think this is you, please send your resume to

THE CUNT INDUSTRY
c/o THE INTERNET TROLLING DEPARTMENT
CUNT STREET
CUNTLAND

We look forward to hearing from you!

:?

 

[Jupiter551]

CAPS ON CUZ I NEED IT FOR WORK

:dontknow:

Are you male? Are you a butt-hurt, bored, lonely, misogynist prick? Are you open to scouring the internet for female strangers and then verbally attacking them for no reason?

If you answered 'yes' to the above questions, then this is the job for you!

Applicants will be required to work 9-5, 5 days a week, type ONLY IN CAPS, and a lack of grammatical understanding is preferred (though not essential).

If you think this is you, please send your resume to

THE CUNT INDUSTRY
c/o THE INTERNET TROLLING DEPARTMENT
CUNT STREET
CUNTLAND

We look forward to hearing from you!

:?

gave me a case of the giggles

 

[jeska]

a couple days ago a member came into my room..

"high cheek bones, are you native american?"

haha

 

[LadyLuna]

a couple days ago a member came into my room..

"high cheek bones, are you native american?"

haha

"well, my parents were born in the US, I was born in the US, I've been an American since I was conceived, therefore, I must be native to America!" (I fucking hate it when politically correctness uses a label for one thing that could apply to something else.)

 

[Rose]

CAPS ON CUZ I NEED IT FOR WORK

:dontknow:

Are you male? Are you a butt-hurt, bored, lonely, misogynist prick? Are you open to scouring the internet for female strangers and then verbally attacking them for no reason?

If you answered 'yes' to the above questions, then this is the job for you!

Applicants will be required to work 9-5, 5 days a week, type ONLY IN CAPS, and a lack of grammatical understanding is preferred (though not essential).

If you think this is you, please send your resume to

THE CUNT INDUSTRY
c/o THE INTERNET TROLLING DEPARTMENT
CUNT STREET
CUNTLAND

We look forward to hearing from you!

:?

gave me a case of the giggles

Like Kat Williams said, "I've been too busy getting my few gosh dang chuckles" since he started his shenanigans. :lol:

 

[MrRodry]

During Army_wives show.

 

[LolasLiger]

SayNoWalrus: I want to take one of those shoes and fuck you with it with one hand while choking you with the other

 

[AllisonWilder]

Random dude found me on Skype...

[9:42:23 AM] David: are you free?
[9:42:39 AM] Allison Wilder: free for what?
[9:42:54 AM] David: tease for me,
[9:43:33 AM] David: fuck you , camera
[9:44:19 AM] Allison Wilder: i tease on camera when i'm working. if you are interested in a show, we can arrange something.
[9:45:21 AM] David: show make love on camera each other
[9:49:06 AM] David: or you show tease on camera
[9:49:35 AM] Allison Wilder: i accept payments in the form of tokens on myfreecams.com and then the show happens
[9:50:36 AM] David: oh, if you are free you can tease for me happen
[9:52:45 AM] David: if I tease for you ,you tease for me too?

 

[LilyMarie]

on Twitter, while I'm getting weaker and weaker due to my mysterious vertigo that I have going on atm.

LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
I lost almost 5 pounds since Wednesday. Just can't eat -.-

LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
ok, why did I write pounds I meant kg. wtf.

JeanTheFrenchMan ‏@satanas97411
@LilyMarieMFC Ure superb with ur pounds my flower !! wtf don t change anything ! xoxo


LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
I just wanted to say thank you to the models who tipped me during this horrible time. Your sympathy and kindness is amazing. I hope I get... (cont)

LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
...out of this really soon so I can start my life again I you girls.

JeanTheFrenchMan ‏@satanas97411
@LilyMarieMFC Great ! u begin to understand MFC is a site of lil morons without a cash, personally i help for REAL a young woman of MFC !

 

[Evvie]

on Twitter, while I'm getting weaker and weaker due to my mysterious vertigo that I have going on atm.

LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
I lost almost 5 pounds since Wednesday. Just can't eat -.-

LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
ok, why did I write pounds I meant kg. wtf.

JeanTheFrenchMan ‏@satanas97411
@LilyMarieMFC Ure superb with ur pounds my flower !! wtf don t change anything ! xoxo


LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
I just wanted to say thank you to the models who tipped me during this horrible time. Your sympathy and kindness is amazing. I hope I get... (cont)

LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
...out of this really soon so I can start my life again I you girls.

JeanTheFrenchMan ‏@satanas97411
@LilyMarieMFC Great ! u begin to understand MFC is a site of lil morons without a cash, personally i help for REAL a young woman of MFC !

Dafuq?

 

[ComicOzzie]

garypuppet: can u pee in the shower for us?

I love how they speak on behalf of the entire room...

 

[Jupiter551]

on Twitter, while I'm getting weaker and weaker due to my mysterious vertigo that I have going on atm.

LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
I lost almost 5 pounds since Wednesday. Just can't eat -.-

LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
ok, why did I write pounds I meant kg. wtf.

JeanTheFrenchMan ‏@satanas97411
@LilyMarieMFC Ure superb with ur pounds my flower !! wtf don t change anything ! xoxo


LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
I just wanted to say thank you to the models who tipped me during this horrible time. Your sympathy and kindness is amazing. I hope I get... (cont)

LilyMarie ‏@LilyMarieMFC
...out of this really soon so I can start my life again I you girls.

JeanTheFrenchMan ‏@satanas97411
@LilyMarieMFC Great ! u begin to understand MFC is a site of lil morons without a cash, personally i help for REAL a young woman of MFC !

LOL I saw that guy on your tweets, went and read his for lols - most of his from the last couple days are talking at some model who never directly tweeted him, nor responded to any of his, and he goes from "Oh u are lovely flower" to angrily "breaking up" with her 2 days later with seemingly no actual 2 way contact lol. :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

I've seen this dude ^^^^^^ in models' rooms before, and yes, he is that nuts.

 

[schlmoe]

I've seen this dude ^^^^^^ in models' rooms before, and yes, he is that nuts.

Sometimes it's obvious that the issue is a "(foreign) language problem". This is not one of those times.

 

[ComicOzzie]

harley198342: ever had ur ass eaten baby?
harley198342: has anyone ever eaten ur ass?

The question was so important, he had to repeat it.

 

[schlmoe]

harley198342: ever had ur ass eaten baby?
harley198342: has anyone ever eaten ur ass?

The question was so important, he had to repeat it.

And inevitably, after repeating their question/requests, these dudes will say "Can you type your answer, I don't have any sound". :mrgreen:

 

[mynameisbob84]

i wanna put fat shard of shit in my dickhole then press it into ur clit and we feel it burn

 

[JoleneBrody]

garypuppet: can u pee in the shower for us?

I love how they speak on behalf of the entire room...

This has been my biggest trigger lately! They seem to be increasing! Has anyone else noticed that non regs aren't chatting so much anymore and the only non regular fellas that do chat are only worthy of this thread?
What the poop happened?

Edit! NM! I forgot what an intolerable cunt I am. Carry on.