Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Evvie]

creepiest part was today he messaged me apologising, and saying 'steve' his 'manager' got really scared about it! but other that that was super polite, like he had been before... definite WTF?! moments!

So... Chad Kroeger comes in to your room, has trouble downloading your videos, claims to own a majority share in MFC, assumes you're working for tabloids and says you made him quit Nickleback?



Seems legit.

 

[LadyLuna]

why dont you tit me up

I have an image of a girl rubbing her tits all over some dude's face now...

 

[Shaun__]

why dont you tit me up

I have an image of a girl rubbing her tits all over some dude's face now...

I have a similar image in my head all the time. The only difference is that instead of some dude it is my face.

 

[LolasLiger]

To a model who was completely naked and looking as gorgeous as always

member:Gawd I love your ears

Really dude? She's nekkid and you notice her ears? :whistle:

 

[AliceDoe]

To a model who was completely naked and looking as gorgeous as always

member:Gawd I love your ears

Really dude? She's nekkid and you notice her ears? :whistle:

That might have actually been a reference to a Swedish movie xD Though, I don't know why the member would think the model would get it....

 

[mynameisbob84]

To a model who was completely naked and looking as gorgeous as always

member:Gawd I love your ears

Really dude? She's nekkid and you notice her ears? :whistle:

That might have actually been a reference to a Swedish movie xD Though, I don't know why the member would think the model would get it....

Could just be he liked her ears. Not every dood is automatically drawn to tits, ass and/or pussy

 

[LilyMarie]

Two models were doing stuff together on cam, but the cam was only showing the face of one of them, and the viewers couldn't see what the other one was doing to her without tipping first.
Unfortunately the girls didn't have guests muted.

Guest69696: play with her little titties
Guest69696: move the camera down please
Guest69696: we can't see
sexxybot: you got to tip
Guest69696: guess that's the idea--make us pay to see?

Guest03872: seen better
Guest03872: cant see so i cant tip
Guest30369: nobody is going to tip if we can't see
Guest30369: you lost 40 visitors in the last 10 minutes

 

[ComicOzzie]

MorphineCreme: sexy juicy cunt fucker pump it honey

And then he put a heart emote, just to let her know how much he loved her.

 

[Jaydenrainey]

Me: " I do not put myself at risk of sickness or injury to fulfil your sick degrading fantasies Goodbye"

Ends Prvt
My number 1 camgirl rule
I will never compromise my health or safety for money

this reminded me of a session i was having with someone who was "dominating me" usually that kind of thing gets my rocks off but as he was young (20) and inexperienced it ended up being more unpleasant than sexy.

him: finger your other pussy hole.
me: (ignores him) i didn't want to straight up say no.
him: do you know the difference between your two holes?
me: do you mean my urethra and my vagina? yes i am aware.
him: ok then finger your urethra.
me: oh no no no. if you feel like paying for the Dr bill if and when i get a uti and also want to finger your own urethra to feel how sexy it is then still no.
lol i did a bad job playing sub but sir doucheington pissed me off.

 

[Evvie]

Me: " I do not put myself at risk of sickness or injury to fulfil your sick degrading fantasies Goodbye"

Ends Prvt
My number 1 camgirl rule
I will never compromise my health or safety for money

this reminded me of a session i was having with someone who was "dominating me" usually that kind of thing gets my rocks off but as he was young (20) and inexperienced it ended up being more unpleasant than sexy.

him: finger your other pussy hole.
me: (ignores him) i didn't want to straight up say no.
him: do you know the difference between your two holes?
me: do you mean my urethra and my vagina? yes i am aware.
him: ok then finger your urethra.
me: oh no no no. if you feel like paying for the Dr bill if and when i get a uti and also want to finger your own urethra to feel how sexy it is then still no.
lol i did a bad job playing sub but sir doucheington pissed me off.

When I was in the Jr High I remember one kid bragging about how he had sex with a chick up her urethra.

I feel he was not being entirely honest.

 

[AliceDoe]

Me: " I do not put myself at risk of sickness or injury to fulfil your sick degrading fantasies Goodbye"

Ends Prvt
My number 1 camgirl rule
I will never compromise my health or safety for money

this reminded me of a session i was having with someone who was "dominating me" usually that kind of thing gets my rocks off but as he was young (20) and inexperienced it ended up being more unpleasant than sexy.

him: finger your other pussy hole.
me: (ignores him) i didn't want to straight up say no.
him: do you know the difference between your two holes?
me: do you mean my urethra and my vagina? yes i am aware.
him: ok then finger your urethra.
me: oh no no no. if you feel like paying for the Dr bill if and when i get a uti and also want to finger your own urethra to feel how sexy it is then still no.
lol i did a bad job playing sub but sir doucheington pissed me off.

When I was in the Jr High I remember one kid bragging about how he had sex with a chick up her urethra.

I feel he was not being entirely honest.

If he was, he has to have had the smallest dick ever xD

 

[mynameisbob84]

I went to school with a girl who claimed (bragged, even) that her boyfriend had fucked her up the urethra. I doubt it was true, but then, why would anyone lie about that? :?

 

[DanniShimmers]

Maybe we're all just freaks with tiny urethras and we just don't know it.

On the other hand, this gives me an idea for next time I get one of the SCH dudes. "Your dick is so tiny you could fuck my urethra".

 

[ComicOzzie]

So a dude tipped a model a nice amount and she informed the room it was not for topic, leading to this classic complaint:

basket2052: ahhhh always nice to see a sucker waste some money and get nothin back

Freeloaders will never, ever understand why we tip.

 

[DanniShimmers]

I don't think the freeloaders understand that models are only there because they get tipped. That if they didn't, they would go somewhere else that they don't have to give nearly as much away for free. These are also the same guys who probably don't understand why another guy would ever show women any respect, and then lament that "all the good women are taken (by dudes they insist are assholes)"

 

[Shaun__]

So a dude tipped a model a nice amount and she informed the room it was not for topic, leading to this classic complaint:

basket2052: ahhhh always nice to see a sucker waste some money and get nothin back

Freeloaders will never, ever understand why we tip.

I always get things for my tips, it is just that some of the things are difficult for the casual observer to notice. The freeloaders never seem to understand that models need money to live for some reason, and most will leave MFC if nobody gives them any.

 

[AmberCutie]

So a dude tipped a model a nice amount and she informed the room it was not for topic, leading to this classic complaint:

basket2052: ahhhh always nice to see a sucker waste some money and get nothin back

Freeloaders will never, ever understand why we tip.

I always get things for my tips, it is just that some of the things are difficult for the casual observer to notice. The freeloaders never seem to understand that models need money to live for some reason, and most will leave MFC if nobody gives them any.

Yeah, many of the "lesser members" of MFC swear that it's an epic sin to actually be on MFC to make money. If a girl admits to wanting to hit a paycheck goal, etc, she's shunned as a "greedy whore."

 

[AmberCutie]

the "lesser members" of MFC ...

And yes, you are a "lesser member" of the site if you either 1. refuse to go premium, then rattle off at the mouth when models allow guests/basics to speak, 2. go premium but don't spend past your $20 even though you take up time/attention from models on a daily basis, 3. speak down to/about models if they don't do EXACTLY what you want, when you want, even though you're not tipping much/at all.

 

[Jupiter551]

badboyruidi: I WILL full that small moth with cum

I feel so sorry for the moth

 

[LadyLuna]

badboyruidi: I WILL full that small moth with cum

I feel so sorry for the moth

Rule 34 requires that, since I couldn't find a suitable image, I create one. This was a rush job, so it's not done, and I apologize for the poor quality. But then, as something done specifically because of something a member said, it doesn't deserve that much effort, now does it?

 

[Nordling]

Being the lazy lout I am, I always look for something already done.

 

[DanniShimmers]

As soon as you imagine it... it's already out there, somewhere.

 

[LadyLuna]

I saw that one, but didn't recognize it as a moth.. x.x

 

[LadyLuna]

Sorry for the double-post, but this needs it's own.

Three wtf dudes in a row, two of them at the same time and one of them right before. Anyone who wasn't a wtf dude had their name and text replaced with (irrelevant). One dude wasn't too bad, so I kept his name private, using member instead.

member: lady can i have a look of ur ass plz

(irrelevant)

member: ok but my account froze becoz of non payment and i cannot

epicfail123: hi bb

(irrelevant)

epicfail123: how are u

member: will be ok tommrow and will tip you forsure

(irrelevant)

(irrelevant)

epicfail123: bb u there
i dont have spekaer so write

Lady_Luna: oh, that helps
how are you today epicfail

epicfail123: fine u

Lady_Luna: I'm okay
what are you up to?

epicfail123: nothing see ho can make my cock hard think u can do it bb?

(irrelevant)

(irrelevant)

(irrelevant)

epicfail123: bb

bobby75: can i leave without seeing that ass so sad

(irrelevant)

epicfail123: pls say something write back bb

(irrelevant)

epicfail123: i dont have spekaer bb u have to write evryhng

Lady_Luna: epicfail, if I understood the question, I'd answer it

Travisb94: hey
go topless ;-)

epicfail123: wat quastion ?

Lady_Luna: well, it looked like a question...

Travisb94: topless please

epicfail123: answer it bb

Lady_Luna: Travis- tip 10 gold for topless for a coulple minutes

epicfail123: show ass pls

Lady_Luna: epicfail- I already told you I don't understand what you asked. It looked like a question, but I couldn't get any meaning from it
I will show my ass for 2 gold, but it will still be in panties

Travisb94: get someone else to pay plz.. at least play with them rub them

(irrelevant)

<in pm to Travis>: Pay for yourself dipshit

Travisb94: im jacking off

(irrelevant)

(irrelevant)

Lady_Luna: if you can't afford the 10 gold for topless, it's 1 gold for a flash

<other member tips>

Travisb94: how quick of flash

(irrelevant)

Travisb94: he payed whatvhe get

(irrelevant)

Lady_Luna: Travis, what he wanted for his money is between me and him

(irrelevant)

Travisb94: oh? how quick of a flash

Lady_Luna: I don't time it

(irrelevant)

Travisb94: like hella fast ?

(irrelevant)

(irrelevant)

Lady_Luna: not hella fast

1 gold for a look, 2 gold for a long look

(irrelevant)

Travisb94: ok ;-) can you rub your boobs now?

 

[DanniShimmers]

Had a member take me to private, then ask me to fellate a bottle of alcohol. All I had was a bottle of fish sauce, which he deemed acceptable. I did it as sexily as I could - it was so ridiculous that I indulged the request because I thought it was funny. But I couldn't stop giggling.

He then asked me to fuck myself with it and I told him no. Lots of whining about it, I still said no. "Other models do it"... no. He settled for plain old masturbation, but he was REALLY DISAPPOINTED.

 

[Jupiter551]

Travisb94: get someone else to pay plz.. at least play with them rub them

(irrelevant)

<in pm to Travis>: Pay for yourself dipshit

Travisb94: im jacking off

:lol: classic good-times...

 

[Jupiter551]

tomboi2: omg i wanna dip you in chocolate and lick it off
Jupiter551: you'd lick it off yourself tho VJ []
charm89: I'm lactose intolerant, so I'd have one heck of a challenge licking off all of the chokolate
Jupiter551: []
Jupiter551: don't even get me started with my lactose intolerant ex gf who now has irritable bowel syndrome
VanessaJames: Both you guys are killing the mood...

 

[Jupiter551]

kasanova84: bb i would bend u over bum the shit out of your ass with my rock hard cock]

:? nice turn of phrase, very descriptive

 

[inkydoo]

tomboi2: omg i wanna dip you in chocolate and lick it off
Jupiter551: you'd lick it off yourself tho VJ []
charm89: I'm lactose intolerant, so I'd have one heck of a challenge licking off all of the chokolate
Jupiter551: []
Jupiter551: don't even get me started with my lactose intolerant ex gf who now has irritable bowel syndrome
VanessaJames: Both you guys are killing the mood...

I don't know if anyone ever watched The Joe Schmoe Show, but this reminds me of a scene in one of the episodes where there's a challenge involving licking chocolate sauce off of a model. As it turns out, "Joe", no matter how much he wants to, can't do it without constantly gagging, for which he feels awful.



Just watching that clip reminded me of how great that show really was. I may have to go back and watch it all again. It's also a chance to see Kristen Wiig before she became famous.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Michaelryans: $75000 for dinner at SW, round trip in a private plane, and then you decide. I just want a date

From a 20 RP bloob.