Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Anonymous]

Someone asked if I accept PayPal for Skype shows, and when I told him no he said "Why are the Black girls on MFC so stuck up?" :roll:


So trying to make wise choices and not get fucked up the ass by PayPal scammers makes a model 'stuck up'? Yeah, okay.....EAT A DICK.

 

[princ3ssdaisy]

I had a pretty interesting conversation with a member about zombies, bath salts, and face eating. LOL

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Had a guy a bit ago come into my room,
he tipped me 30 tokens with the tip note "Put Lipstick on"
I answered: "You need to tip a bit more than that as I have to leave the room to do it/find the right shade of lipstick"
He tipped another 30 tokens, tipnote: "lipstick bb"
me: "Yeah ok, what colour lipstick you want?"
guy: "red"
me: "cool I've got red"
guy: "dark red"
me: "hmm I might have darker red somewhere, but I have no idea where it is, I have bright red though"
guy: "YOU FUCKING SCAMMING BITCH!!!!!! I TIPPED YOU!!! MY TIP WAS ENOUGH!!! YOU'RE ONLY OUT FOR MONEY!!!"

I could not stop laughing at that! everyone in the room was like 'what the.....?!' The atmosphere in the room had been so chilled out at the time, everyone chatting, getting along. I didn't even ban him, I just couldn't stop laughing as he carried on hurling abuse for a bit then left. Something about the sheer randomness of it! Poor guy, if he'd only waited an extra few minutes while I found my lipstick.....

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Isabella_deL

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Loose_Cannon: how many tokens for you to imagine a seagull flying over the atlantic ocean in a westward direction?
Me: how would you know I'm thinking about it?
TommoLDN: lol
Loose_Cannon: ok, how about an eastward direction?
me: Still, how would you know I'm thinking about it?
Loose_Cannon: it's about the fantasy


riiiiight......

 

[Mork]

Had a guy a bit ago come into my room,
he tipped me 30 tokens with the tip note "Put Lipstick on"
I answered: "You need to tip a bit more than that as I have to leave the room to do it/find the right shade of lipstick"
He tipped another 30 tokens, tipnote: "lipstick bb"
me: "Yeah ok, what colour lipstick you want?"
guy: "red"
me: "cool I've got red"
guy: "dark red"
me: "hmm I might have darker red somewhere, but I have no idea where it is, I have bright red though"
guy: "YOU FUCKING SCAMMING BITCH!!!!!! I TIPPED YOU!!! MY TIP WAS ENOUGH!!! YOU'RE ONLY OUT FOR MONEY!!!"

I could not stop laughing at that! everyone in the room was like 'what the.....?!' The atmosphere in the room had been so chilled out at the time, everyone chatting, getting along. I didn't even ban him, I just couldn't stop laughing as he carried on hurling abuse for a bit then left. Something about the sheer randomness of it! Poor guy, if he'd only waited an extra few minutes while I found my lipstick.....

geesh.. what a dork.. as long as its not some oddball color like black, brown, blue or some 'earth tone', its all good as long as its SHINEY !! :mrgreen:
shiney sexy wet looking lips are my weakness...
Mmmm and metallic sparkly gets you whatever you want.

 

[waogo]

Saw someone say this in Sexxxyemmy's room:
JeanTheFrench: babe change your hair colour pliz
JeanTheFrench: ure brunette not blonde
JeanTheFrench: i don t know the clown who tell you to have this hair colour but u can kick him out

I think she banned him after that and I'm not surprised! I think she looks great both blonde and brunette! And as if someones going to change their hair just coz some random idiot doesn't like it!

This guy told a model that instead of Girl/Girl vids, she should sell girl/guy vids, cause she clearly needs more dick than pussy. (took me a week to remember what he said, I just knew he was a douche about it, and struck me as not actually French, somehow.)

And some guy just asked the same model for a refund on her g/g video, cause "It was not passionate enough"... He even basically told her to go get a premium account, buy tokens, and refund her. Without directly saying it by saying he's won tokens before, from other models.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

"i had to finish snapping my carrot. sorry for being late."

in TJHEART's room, LOL!

 

[Lintilla]

Saw someone say this in Sexxxyemmy's room:
JeanTheFrench: babe change your hair colour pliz
JeanTheFrench: ure brunette not blonde
JeanTheFrench: i don t know the clown who tell you to have this hair colour but u can kick him out

I think she banned him after that and I'm not surprised! I think she looks great both blonde and brunette! And as if someones going to change their hair just coz some random idiot doesn't like it!

Well my guess would be he was trying to tell her that her profile had the wrong hair colour listed on it. I have this problem frequently, since I change my hair every month or two. But seriously, it's not that big a deal, guy! Also, BRB double-checking all my profiles...

 

[Mirra]

Wrestling49: Babe... you know how to talk sexy mixed wrestling in a pvt?
Wrestling49: well then, I am thinking about you in the ring, pulling on the top rope

 

[mynameisbob84]

Wrestling49: Babe... you know how to talk sexy mixed wrestling in a pvt?
Wrestling49: well then, I am thinking about you in the ring, pulling on the top rope

Shit, send this guy my way!

"I whip you into the turnbuckle and charge in with an elbow but you move out the way and I crash into that very same turnbuckle.
You hoist me up on to the top rope and prep for a superplex but I block it by punching you in the ribs and push you back down to the mat, bb.
I come off the top rope with an elbow drop but you roll out of the way and I hit the mat with a thud, bb.
You pick me up and attempt to Rock Bottom me but I elbow out of it and KICK! WHAM! STUNNER!
I pin you, bb.
1! 2! 3!
I win, bb."

:-D

 

[coolestusername]

Wrestling49: Babe... you know how to talk sexy mixed wrestling in a pvt?
Wrestling49: well then, I am thinking about you in the ring, pulling on the top rope

Shit, send this guy my way!

"I whip you into the turnbuckle and charge in with an elbow but you move out the way and I crash into that very same turnbuckle.
You hoist me up on to the top rope and prep for a superplex but I block it by punching you in the ribs and push you back down to the mat, bb.
I come off the top rope with an elbow drop but you roll out of the way and I hit the mat with a thud, bb.
You pick me up and attempt to Rock Bottom me but I elbow out of it and KICK! WHAM! STUNNER!
I pin you, bb.
1! 2! 3!
I win, bb."

:-D

m... mi..mind if I save this in case I ever come head to head with this guy?
:lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

Wrestling49: Babe... you know how to talk sexy mixed wrestling in a pvt?
Wrestling49: well then, I am thinking about you in the ring, pulling on the top rope

Shit, send this guy my way!

"I whip you into the turnbuckle and charge in with an elbow but you move out the way and I crash into that very same turnbuckle.
You hoist me up on to the top rope and prep for a superplex but I block it by punching you in the ribs and push you back down to the mat, bb.
I come off the top rope with an elbow drop but you roll out of the way and I hit the mat with a thud, bb.
You pick me up and attempt to Rock Bottom me but I elbow out of it and KICK! WHAM! STUNNER!
I pin you, bb.
1! 2! 3!
I win, bb."

:-D

m... mi..mind if I save this in case I ever come head to head with this guy?
:lol:

Not at all, bb. I could be Captain Lou Albano to your Wendi Richter! (80's wrestling reference, bb)

 

[sexyvee_x]

Member: "Hi I've got my 6 year old son with me will you show him your tits for tokens?"

Me: " Fuck no hell you should be arrested for sex crimes against children you filthy man!"

Bans for 60 days!

God the people on MFC sometimes make me lose my faith in humanity!

 

[nzhere]

kontaku: it delights of pussy, it would adore power for my stick inside you

 

[ComicOzzie]

grateful57: how are you
grateful57: can i take a shit on ur face

I think its nice that he asked how she was first.

 

[ComicOzzie]

bossofyou: hey beautifull fuk ur amazing hun u wanna see if u like me if u can handle seeing me shoot cocaine ill pvt u xxxxxxxxx

Do any models ever say yes to this???

 

[Jessi]

Hey Beautiful, would you ever want to play with yourself in a private? And beg me to cum deep inside your tight pussy and get you pregnant with my child?

Just got this in a MFC mail after I signed off.

 

[Evvie]

bossofyou: hey beautifull fuk ur amazing hun u wanna see if u like me if u can handle seeing me shoot cocaine ill pvt u xxxxxxxxx

Do any models ever say yes to this???

Yes, because doing coke is sooooo hardcore.

 

[AngelicTease]

chas1873: time to search usa sluts with thongs off me thinks
chas1873: english chicks are all gob,search on other side of pond and thongs are off
chas1873: guest14571...usually thats what you expect to see.but then there's...emm.english chicks that don't

 

[AngelicTease]

I banned him and now he's threatening to DDOS me if I don't unban him, WTF does that even mean?!

 

[Nordling]

I banned him and now he's threatening to DDOS me if I don't unban him, WTF does that even mean?!

lol Distributed Denial of Service Attack. Meaning he'll flood your site with nonsense to the extent that the server will crash, or similar. Sounds like a wannabe hacker from the '90s.

Such attacks are illegal all over the world, and for him to even threaten such an attack may be illegal. I'd report him--wouldn't hurt.

 

[Anonymous]

Hey Beautiful, would you ever want to play with yourself in a private? And beg me to cum deep inside your tight pussy and get you pregnant with my child?

Some dude on ImLive once asked me if I'll purposely get pregnant just so I can come back and show him my preggo belly in a private show. Of course, I told him "Sure, I'll go get knocked up JUST for you!"

 

[ComicOzzie]

RideTheHemi: You have Nicole's pussy so hot and wet right now! Wait be back fingers are out and I am being slid in!, be back!

Apparently he named his sex doll Nicole. :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

if i tip u 50 will you puke

uh no?
It's against the rules on here

ok what if i tip u 100

NO FOR FUCKS SAKE THAT'S NASTY

 

[AshleeKnox]

I came into a models room and she had a song playing that I liked, so I asked her what it was and her regulars jumped me like I'd asked her to shit on herself in public chat. I just left, if thats how has her room run I don't wanna be part of it.

YEA i dont even have alot of members in my room on the nightly but if they act like that they have togo even if there tipping you cant own me just cause your nice and tip i like everyone to feel like they can talk in my room so we all can enjoy the night unless of coarse they are being rude or mean so i wouldnt want tobe part of that either

 

[Evvie]

janejane2: hi sexy
EvvieSade: hi
janejane2: i am looking for my new toy did u see her?
EvvieSade: lol
EvvieSade: cute
janejane2: is taht u?
EvvieSade: maybe
EvvieSade: what do you like to do with your toys?
janejane2: punish them HARD!
EvvieSade: Oh?
janejane2: u love been punihsed dont u ?
EvvieSade: I do
janejane2: think u can handle been mommy's little bitch?
EvvieSade: I guess we would have to see
janejane2: i was modeling here for 9 months so i can tell u are going to be a good bitch
EvvieSade: I try!
janejane2: sit on 4
janejane2: go on on ur kness
EvvieSade: I love to play in private
janejane2: lol iwas modeling here fo r 9 months i cn teach u few tricks
EvvieSade: ok
janejane2: sit bitch!
EvvieSade: would love to play in private or for tips
janejane2: seems like u need to be trained..
janejane2: ok guessi wont tell u how to make $200 an hour here
EvvieSade: I guess doing things for free in public chat isn't part of your 'lesson'?
janejane2: well it is the way to make $$

 

[SatanJonez]

janejane2: hi sexy
EvvieSade: hi
janejane2: i am looking for my new toy did u see her?
EvvieSade: lol
EvvieSade: cute
janejane2: is taht u?
EvvieSade: maybe
EvvieSade: what do you like to do with your toys?
janejane2: punish them HARD!
EvvieSade: Oh?
janejane2: u love been punihsed dont u ?
EvvieSade: I do
janejane2: think u can handle been mommy's little bitch?
EvvieSade: I guess we would have to see
janejane2: i was modeling here for 9 months so i can tell u are going to be a good bitch
EvvieSade: I try!
janejane2: sit on 4
janejane2: go on on ur kness
EvvieSade: I love to play in private
janejane2: lol iwas modeling here fo r 9 months i cn teach u few tricks
EvvieSade: ok
janejane2: sit bitch!
EvvieSade: would love to play in private or for tips
janejane2: seems like u need to be trained..
janejane2: ok guessi wont tell u how to make $200 an hour here
EvvieSade: I guess doing things for free in public chat isn't part of your 'lesson'?
janejane2: well it is the way to make $$

Because we all know giving people stuff for free makes them want to pay for it even more. :thumbleft:

 

[AngelicTease]

I banned him and now he's threatening to DDOS me if I don't unban him, WTF does that even mean?!

lol Distributed Denial of Service Attack. Meaning he'll flood your site with nonsense to the extent that the server will crash, or similar. Sounds like a wannabe hacker from the '90s.

Such attacks are illegal all over the world, and for him to even threaten such an attack may be illegal. I'd report him--wouldn't hurt.

If he did do that, how long would my site be crashed for, or would it last forever?
I reported him, now he'll probably hunt me down and kill me or something, eek. I mean, if he threatens to kill my sites just for banning him from my room, if he gets banned from MFC he might want blood or something, ahhhhhhhhhh. I've never donated blood though so I might have some spare, I wonder what he'd do with it, this is a really gross thing to think/type about so I'm going to shut up.

 

[Evvie]

I banned him and now he's threatening to DDOS me if I don't unban him, WTF does that even mean?!

lol Distributed Denial of Service Attack. Meaning he'll flood your site with nonsense to the extent that the server will crash, or similar. Sounds like a wannabe hacker from the '90s.

Such attacks are illegal all over the world, and for him to even threaten such an attack may be illegal. I'd report him--wouldn't hurt.

If he did do that, how long would my site be crashed for, or would it last forever?
I reported him, now he'll probably hunt me down and kill me or something, eek. I mean, if he threatens to kill my sites just for banning him from my room, if he gets banned from MFC he might want blood or something, ahhhhhhhhhh. I've never donated blood though so I might have some spare, I wonder what he'd do with it, this is a really gross thing to think/type about so I'm going to shut up.

It doesn't last forever. It would seriously only be an hour or two.

 

[Nordling]

I banned him and now he's threatening to DDOS me if I don't unban him, WTF does that even mean?!

lol Distributed Denial of Service Attack. Meaning he'll flood your site with nonsense to the extent that the server will crash, or similar. Sounds like a wannabe hacker from the '90s.

Such attacks are illegal all over the world, and for him to even threaten such an attack may be illegal. I'd report him--wouldn't hurt.

If he did do that, how long would my site be crashed for, or would it last forever?
I reported him, now he'll probably hunt me down and kill me or something, eek. I mean, if he threatens to kill my sites just for banning him from my room, if he gets banned from MFC he might want blood or something, ahhhhhhhhhh. I've never donated blood though so I might have some spare, I wonder what he'd do with it, this is a really gross thing to think/type about so I'm going to shut up.

If he brought your server down, I'm sure the owners of the server would be really pissed off and take action against him. Seriously, anyone can make silly threats, and I'm guessing that's all this is. I'd still report him though.

lol Back in the days when AOL was the thing for socializing, I had so many threats if any one of them came to pass I'd be either dead or in prison. On guy who I banned from my chat room, sent me an email saying his lawyer "takes a dim view of people taking away his first amendment rights," etc blah blah. He claimed that AOL was helping him take action against me and I'd soon find my self in "deep shit." lol I unblocked him and when he came in my room, I waited for him to say something against TOS, then reported him and banned him again. Never to be seen again. (he was a blatant racist)

I still get spammed by some idiot via my email who appears to be obsessed with me...after five years. I don't block him because his spams are funny, and I like to forward them to friends for laughs.