Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Diana Blake]

It's the sad face that's really tempting me to send him that booby picture... :roll:

 

[lordmagellan]

Well in that case..... :sad5: :sad7: :sad1: :sad2: :icon-cry: :crybaby:










:lol:

 

[Diana Blake]

Dude, there's already a whole thread about my boobies.

 

[bud9752]

Send him this pic of a "booby", see if that satisfies his desire :lol: :lol:

 

[LadyLuna]

Lost soul? Or a very creative troll? (member's nick changed to "name", numbers replaced with *)

name: my express tag id is ******
is that what you need?
i need the updated driver for waves audio board
hello?
i don't see any responses?
i don't know what has happened

Lady_Luna: how are you tonight?

name: oh hi!

Lady_Luna: I do not know what you are trying to

do...

name: did you see my express tag?

Lady_Luna: (I also didn't know you couldn't hear me)
yes, but I have no clue what that even means

name: hear you? i thought this was just IM

Lady_Luna: can you see my picture?

name: it says dell support IM help desk
what picture?

Lady_Luna: oh dear...

name: i am so confused

Lady_Luna: I apologize
you should restart your browser and go through dell's main site
good luck
this is not dell's help desk

name: that's where i was. on the dell.com site
and went to contact us
enter express tag
whatever

Lady_Luna: weird

name: and then i entered my shit
sorry
my id

Lady_Luna: I'm sorry, all I can tell you is I have

no connection to dell
I have no clue how you ended up here.

name: and i am supposed to be able to download a driver for my sound card
this is so weird

Lady_Luna: I agree.

name: i don't even understand where here is

Lady_Luna: a webcam site

name: it's a dell IM window
whah!!??

Lady_Luna: That's why I'm as confused as you are

name: something is totally messed

Lady_Luna: I do know something about IT, but nothing that could help you
yes

name: well jeez

Lady_Luna: agreed

name: i wish i could see you


Lady_Luna: good luck figuring out stuff on your end
but I think I'm going to log off and restart my connection

name: weird . i am totally going to ask dell what is happening.
so bizzare
k

Lady_Luna: have a good night

name: well, thanks
good night

 

[mynameisbob84]

Dood leaves a series of large tips...

Members react with incredulity...
"How much have you tipped now?"
"What are you getting for your tips?"
"You should be asking for something in return if you're tipping this much"
"This guy is whipped"

All this leads me to conclude that when these guys visit strip clubs, the first thing they do is walk around the room asking the paying customers how much they've spent, what and who they've spent it on... you know, better that than admiring the naked ladies gyrating and clenching dollar bills between their buttcheeks, right? :?

 

[Evvie]

Dood leaves a series of large tips...

Members react with incredulity...
"How much have you tipped now?"
"What are you getting for your tips?"
"You should be asking for something in return if you're tipping this much"
"This guy is whipped"

All this leads me to conclude that when these guys visit strip clubs, the first thing they do is walk around the room asking the paying customers how much they've spent, what and who they've spent it on... you know, better that than admiring the naked ladies gyrating and clenching dollar bills between their buttcheeks, right? :?

...I feel I need to practice holding things with my ass without my anus.

Stripper dress-up tonight bb?

 

[skiphop90]

...I feel I need to practice holding things with my ass without my anus.

How do you think I tie my shoe laces?

 

[Nordling]

Dood leaves a series of large tips...

Members react with incredulity...
"How much have you tipped now?"
"What are you getting for your tips?"
"You should be asking for something in return if you're tipping this much"
"This guy is whipped"

All this leads me to conclude that when these guys visit strip clubs, the first thing they do is walk around the room asking the paying customers how much they've spent, what and who they've spent it on... you know, better that than admiring the naked ladies gyrating and clenching dollar bills between their buttcheeks, right? :?

I hate it when strangers try to talk to me in a strip club. To me it's part of the etiquette of a club to stfu when someone tips--and that should extend to cam sites. Well, other than clapping when someone tips. If I want camaraderie, I'll join the Elks. lol

 

[Lounge20K]

Just remembered a model's birthday few weeks ago and her regulars were wishing her happy birthday tipping her. She was so cute..!!

Troll: "Oh it's your birthday? How old are you?"
Model : "42"
Troll: "WOW really? 42??? It' like 100 in cam years"
Model: "Yup"

:roll:

 

[Anonymous]

Dood leaves a series of large tips...

Members react with incredulity...
"How much have you tipped now?"
"What are you getting for your tips?"
"You should be asking for something in return if you're tipping this much"
"This guy is whipped"

All this leads me to conclude that when these guys visit strip clubs, the first thing they do is walk around the room asking the paying customers how much they've spent, what and who they've spent it on... you know, better that than admiring the naked ladies gyrating and clenching dollar bills between their buttcheeks, right? :?

I've seen guests and basics make fun of premiums and call them 'dumb' for "tipping this model who's still got her clothes on." Lol. They are sooo mad when they don't get to see nakedness or toy play. It's pathetic yet kinda funny. :lol:

 

[Diana Blake]

Master just brought me a screwdriver with a crazy straw. I feel loved.

 

[Diana Blake]

Hmmm....my drink was stronger than previously thought. That was not supposed to be posted here. Vodka:1 NerdgasmGirl:0

 

[LilyMarie]

Dood leaves a series of large tips...

Members react with incredulity...
"How much have you tipped now?"
"What are you getting for your tips?"
"You should be asking for something in return if you're tipping this much"
"This guy is whipped"

All this leads me to conclude that when these guys visit strip clubs, the first thing they do is walk around the room asking the paying customers how much they've spent, what and who they've spent it on... you know, better that than admiring the naked ladies gyrating and clenching dollar bills between their buttcheeks, right? :?

I've seen guests and basics make fun of premiums and call them 'dumb' for "tipping this model who's still got her clothes on." Lol. They are sooo mad when they don't get to see nakedness or toy play. It's pathetic yet kinda funny. :lol:

Oh God, yes.
And don't even get me started on those forums. People don't understand... anything.
'lolwut i just saw one guy tip that bitch like 20 bucks shes not even doing anything plus shes only a 6/10!!!!!11'

 

[ComicOzzie]

ultraman61: would you ever fuck a guy if he paid you
octagwno: im lesb i like you honey
addzn: wow!
lebolover92: just pull them out
Bigdickshawn1: show them tits
Bigdickshawn1: pop yo pussy
Bigdickshawn1: id nut all over them big tits
Bigdickshawn1: show the tits now

This is the discourse that results when basics are allowed to chat.

 

[AngelicTease]

Saw someone say this in Sexxxyemmy's room:
JeanTheFrench: babe change your hair colour pliz
JeanTheFrench: ure brunette not blonde
JeanTheFrench: i don t know the clown who tell you to have this hair colour but u can kick him out

I think she banned him after that and I'm not surprised! I think she looks great both blonde and brunette! And as if someones going to change their hair just coz some random idiot doesn't like it!

 

[ComicOzzie]

Bigjoey111: wsh yo ere hee ik tht,...hili dd house work...would b a lotmore fun

People really need to proof their work.

 

[SoTxBob]

Bigjoey111: wsh yo ere hee ik tht,...hili dd house work...would b a lotmore fun

People really need to proof their work.

2 things..
guys that usually have 'big' in the nic .. well you know. :lol: :lol:

and.. what you are witnessing is the degradation of a language into lazy assed phonetic text speak... [or as I call it, 'thumb speak'.] .... its only for the uber cool folk. :laughing-rolling:

 

[Shaun__]

Bigjoey111: wsh yo ere hee ik tht,...hili dd house work...would b a lotmore fun

People really need to proof their work.

Any one know what "hili dd house work" means? I can not figure it out. I think it is something did house work, but nothing I put in place of hili makes sense.

 

[LilyMarie]

Bigjoey111: wsh yo ere hee ik tht,...hili dd house work...would b a lotmore fun

People really need to proof their work.

Any one know what "hili dd house work" means? I can not figure it out. I think it is something did house work, but nothing I put in place of hili makes sense.

Hili is his wife/gf and now that she did some house work, the house is more welcoming and it would b a lotmore fun to invite the model into it. That's what I got.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Bigjoey111: wsh yo ere hee ik tht,...hili dd house work...would b a lotmore fun

People really need to proof their work.

Any one know what "hili dd house work" means? I can not figure it out. I think it is something did house work, but nothing I put in place of hili makes sense.

Hili is his wife/gf and now that she did some house work, the house is more welcoming and it would b a lotmore fun to invite the model into it. That's what I got.

I got it by the way. I worked that mother out. If I achieve nothing else in this life, nobody can ever take away the time I studied some basic's gibberish long enough to decipher what he was babbling about :-D

Now, I'm guessing the model was wearing something sexy/revealing, and I'm guessing he'd just done the housework. With that in mind...

"I wish you were here in that (the aforementioned sexy/revealing clothing)... while I did the housework... would be a lot more fun"

:dance:

 

[Anonymous]

Sitting down isn't dancing

NO FUCKING SHIT.

It was in the last four or five minutes of my show last night, I was sitting down and saying good night to everyone after dancing my ass off for about an hour and a half.

I just thought it was kinda shitty. And I was in a ban-happy mood. Because of THIS gem:

Do you like dogs
i got great danes
they like lickin pussy

DUDE
NASTY
NO
GTFO MY ROOM

 

[ComicOzzie]

Bigjoey111: wsh yo ere hee ik tht,...hili dd house work...would b a lotmore fun

People really need to proof their work.

Any one know what "hili dd house work" means? I can not figure it out. I think it is something did house work, but nothing I put in place of hili makes sense.

Hili is his wife/gf and now that she did some house work, the house is more welcoming and it would b a lotmore fun to invite the model into it. That's what I got.

I got it by the way. I worked that mother out. If I achieve nothing else in this life, nobody can ever take away the time I studied some basic's gibberish long enough to decipher what he was babbling about :-D

Now, I'm guessing the model was wearing something sexy/revealing, and I'm guessing he'd just done the housework. With that in mind...

"I wish you were here in that (the aforementioned sexy/revealing clothing)... while I did the housework... would be a lot more fun"

:dance:

Learning to understand bloob can take a lifetime to master.

 

[Nordling]

Bigjoey111: wsh yo ere hee ik tht,...hili dd house work...would b a lotmore fun

People really need to proof their work.

Any one know what "hili dd house work" means? I can not figure it out. I think it is something did house work, but nothing I put in place of hili makes sense.

Hili is his wife/gf and now that she did some house work, the house is more welcoming and it would b a lotmore fun to invite the model into it. That's what I got.

I got it by the way. I worked that mother out. If I achieve nothing else in this life, nobody can ever take away the time I studied some basic's gibberish long enough to decipher what he was babbling about :-D

Now, I'm guessing the model was wearing something sexy/revealing, and I'm guessing he'd just done the housework. With that in mind...

"I wish you were here in that (the aforementioned sexy/revealing clothing)... while I did the housework... would be a lot more fun"

:dance:

Absolute genius!

 

[Ann_Sulu]

"I want to pry you open"

 

[SoTxBob]

...babe ur hole told me it wants to be seen...

 

[Evvie]

rocxstar: do you have any abuse in your past
EvvieSade: I'm sorry?
rocxstar: have u ever been sexually abused
EvvieSade: What the fuck, dude?
rocxstar: im interested
rocxstar: but if u dont want to share its ok
EvvieSade: Do you go around and ask chicks if they got fucked when they were kids so you can jerk off to it?

He didn't reply after that. What a cocksucker.

 

[Anonymous]

rocxstar: do you have any abuse in your past
EvvieSade: I'm sorry?
rocxstar: have u ever been sexually abused
EvvieSade: What the fuck, dude?
rocxstar: im interested
rocxstar: but if u dont want to share its ok
EvvieSade: Do you go around and ask chicks if they got fucked when they were kids so you can jerk off to it?

He didn't reply after that. What a cocksucker.

Not to compare getting spanked on the butt to sexual abuse (butt spanking isn't abuse), but there was a guy on ImLive who used to ask me if I got "whupped" as a child. :lol: Other models said they remembered him asking them the same thing. He had been in my room a few times, and I told him "You already asked me this before. Yes." LOL.

I think it turned out that he was looking for models for a spanking fetish website or something, or he was looking to interview women who got spanked as a child...I can't remember what he said. LOL.

 

[LadyLuna]

next time.. imma invite u to my portal
so u can see me performing
so i can get some cash
so i can private u later

Did he just say he was going to invite me to spend money on him so he can turn around and spend it on me?

 

[SatanJonez]

next time.. imma invite u to my portal
so u can see me performing
so i can get some cash
so i can private u later

Did he just say he was going to invite me to spend money on him so he can turn around and spend it on me?