Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[AngelicTease]

An hour? Omg what's the point of threatening to do something that only lasts an hour! I thought it lasted at least a day! Maybe he's already done it then and I didn't even notice, wooo

 

[AngelicTease]

I banned him and now he's threatening to DDOS me if I don't unban him, WTF does that even mean?!

lol Distributed Denial of Service Attack. Meaning he'll flood your site with nonsense to the extent that the server will crash, or similar. Sounds like a wannabe hacker from the '90s.

Such attacks are illegal all over the world, and for him to even threaten such an attack may be illegal. I'd report him--wouldn't hurt.

If he did do that, how long would my site be crashed for, or would it last forever?
I reported him, now he'll probably hunt me down and kill me or something, eek. I mean, if he threatens to kill my sites just for banning him from my room, if he gets banned from MFC he might want blood or something, ahhhhhhhhhh. I've never donated blood though so I might have some spare, I wonder what he'd do with it, this is a really gross thing to think/type about so I'm going to shut up.

If he brought your server down, I'm sure the owners of the server would be really pissed off and take action against him. Seriously, anyone can make silly threats, and I'm guessing that's all this is. I'd still report him though.

lol Back in the days when AOL was the thing for socializing, I had so many threats if any one of them came to pass I'd be either dead or in prison. On guy who I banned from my chat room, sent me an email saying his lawyer "takes a dim view of people taking away his first amendment rights," etc blah blah. He claimed that AOL was helping him take action against me and I'd soon find my self in "deep shit." lol I unblocked him and when he came in my room, I waited for him to say something against TOS, then reported him and banned him again. Never to be seen again. (he was a blatant racist)

I still get spammed by some idiot via my email who appears to be obsessed with me...after five years. I don't block him because his spams are funny, and I like to forward them to friends for laughs.

Wow five years? You must be doing something right for someone to be obsessed for that long haha!
Thanks for all the help. I'm just a worryarse and always think everyone hates me and wants to murder me haha. :evil:

 

[Nordling]

jerkingmike: show the bestz on your body thec pu.... mmm

Yeah! Show bobs AND your thec pu!

Do we get eggroll with that?

 

[Jupiter551]

guest65 : im christian and you nice boobs show your boobs

 

[Anonymous]

I read messages from some of the members in MFC public chat, and me and other chatters are trying to figure out what the hell they're saying...lol. Sorry, dude, I don't speak fluent Fucktard. :lol:

 

[Diana Blake]

Guy comes into my room the other night and starts talking a bit which I never mind. We're talking about me being a masochist and then he says very cryptically "Hmm...You might be a candidate" and I'm like "for what?" No answer. Twenty minutes later he goes "You have a new MFC mail, btw." and signs out. Well I don't check it until I'm done and I find this a message titled "You Might Be a Candidate" and this is what I find in it:

for my fantasy* harem of limbless sexual playthings. Viz

ANyway, I would appreciate some honest feedback, and complete revulsion is perfectly acceptable! If you're curious about what you'd be in for as a member of said fantasy* harem, you should check out my DA here

http://ianmcandrew.deviantart.com//d4fhhig


*fantasy, as in, in my head. I don't go around in a converted panel van with an operating suite and a bribed orthopedic surgeon in the back, trying to con women into letting me have all their limbs amputated

Cheers!

Ian

Now, I never respond to kinks with revulsion. It's not nice. But let's just say, his kink is not my kink. And you know...it was awfully nice of him to clear up that whole panel van/operating suite thing...

 

[IsabelleL]

pa_coolbuddy: im planning to get married. i have a masters degree from arizona. currently im in india. girl has to travel to india to get married for at least a week. i will give money to travel. r u interested in gettin married?
IsabelleL: what?
IsabelleL: what?
IsabelleL: no
pa_coolbuddy: u can divorce after some time
IsabelleL: why would I do that in the first place though?
IsabelleL: well
IsabelleL: maybe
IsabelleL: do you have a nice wedding ring?
pa_coolbuddy: yes i have
IsabelleL: I want a picture!!
IsabelleL: cause there's this wedding ring that I kiiind of have my heart set on
IsabelleL: http://www.verameat.com/collections/fin ... ed-chicken
IsabelleL: I really have my heart set on it
IsabelleL: do you think that's okay?
pa_coolbuddy: yes that fine. i saved the link

guys I'm really excited for my upcoming wedding

 

[Shaun__]

Guy comes into my room the other night and starts talking a bit which I never mind. We're talking about me being a masochist and then he says very cryptically "Hmm...You might be a candidate" and I'm like "for what?" No answer. Twenty minutes later he goes "You have a new MFC mail, btw." and signs out. Well I don't check it until I'm done and I find this a message titled "You Might Be a Candidate" and this is what I find in it:

for my fantasy* harem of limbless sexual playthings. Viz

ANyway, I would appreciate some honest feedback, and complete revulsion is perfectly acceptable! If you're curious about what you'd be in for as a member of said fantasy* harem, you should check out my DA here

http://ianmcandrew.deviantart.com//d4fhhig


*fantasy, as in, in my head. I don't go around in a converted panel van with an operating suite and a bribed orthopedic surgeon in the back, trying to con women into letting me have all their limbs amputated

Cheers!

Ian

Now, I never respond to kinks with revulsion. It's not nice. But let's just say, his kink is not my kink. And you know...it was awfully nice of him to clear up that whole panel van/operating suite thing...

Has there ever been a good fantasy that had a panel van in it?

 

[LilyMarie]

pieter4589: Love, can we make a deal, u get naked here, show me tities and open pussy, free, and after we go play 40min on skype. ok?Deal?Pm me if yes,my skype is patch4589

 

[SoTxBob]

Guy comes into my room the other night and starts talking a bit which I never mind. We're talking about me being a masochist and then he says very cryptically "Hmm...You might be a candidate" and I'm like "for what?" No answer. Twenty minutes later he goes "You have a new MFC mail, btw." and signs out. Well I don't check it until I'm done and I find this a message titled "You Might Be a Candidate" and this is what I find in it:

for my fantasy* harem of limbless sexual playthings. Viz

ANyway, I would appreciate some honest feedback, and complete revulsion is perfectly acceptable! If you're curious about what you'd be in for as a member of said fantasy* harem, you should check out my DA here

http://ianmcandrew.deviantart.com//d4fhhig


*fantasy, as in, in my head. I don't go around in a converted panel van with an operating suite and a bribed orthopedic surgeon in the back, trying to con women into letting me have all their limbs amputated

Cheers!

Ian

Now, I never respond to kinks with revulsion. It's not nice. But let's just say, his kink is not my kink. And you know...it was awfully nice of him to clear up that whole panel van/operating suite thing...

:shock: And here all this time.. I was thinking "Dexter" was only a TV creation.... :?

 

[Nordling]

Ha! I was thinking of the movie "Boxing Helena."

 

[Red7227]

DrAutopsy​

"u work on field i got many cows"​

 

[Jupiter551]

Guy comes into my room the other night and starts talking a bit which I never mind. We're talking about me being a masochist and then he says very cryptically "Hmm...You might be a candidate" and I'm like "for what?" No answer. Twenty minutes later he goes "You have a new MFC mail, btw." and signs out. Well I don't check it until I'm done and I find this a message titled "You Might Be a Candidate" and this is what I find in it:

for my fantasy* harem of limbless sexual playthings. Viz

ANyway, I would appreciate some honest feedback, and complete revulsion is perfectly acceptable! If you're curious about what you'd be in for as a member of said fantasy* harem, you should check out my DA here

http://ianmcandrew.deviantart.com//d4fhhig


*fantasy, as in, in my head. I don't go around in a converted panel van with an operating suite and a bribed orthopedic surgeon in the back, trying to con women into letting me have all their limbs amputated

Cheers!

Ian

Now, I never respond to kinks with revulsion. It's not nice. But let's just say, his kink is not my kink. And you know...it was awfully nice of him to clear up that whole panel van/operating suite thing...

:shock: And here all this time.. I was thinking "Dexter" was only a TV creation.... :?

Has he put any thought into feeding, seeing to the toiletry needs, bathing etc of said harem of limbless hotties?

 

[SoTxBob]

Jupi !! ur back BB .... Been awhile ! rcs-cheers:

 

[Anonymous]

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/loganwolv

This dude came into my chat and called me the 'n' word. He called another model the same thing either right after that, or prior to that. She posted on his wall right after I did, and she MFC Mailed me and said he had been in her room too, calling her that name.

I sent MFC a screenshot of my public chat. They usually just issue a warning. But a few trolls I've reported in the past have been banned from the site, so who knows?

 

[AngelicTease]

wooden71: Hi my lovely dirty whore. Have mouth tits pussy and ass on fire? Im your fireman, biggest cock biggest cumshot flood jizz for take off your fire and wet all your body .... Have milk on tits or pussy fisting pissing and squirting?

Does that make sense to anyone? It made me giggle anyway, haha.

 

[LailaBaise]

I posted that guy in here months ago! He said that exactly to a 't'! Woahhhh he clearly finds a line he likes and copy/pastes it forever! :lol:

 

[AngelicTease]

I posted that guy in here months ago! He said that exactly to a 't'! Woahhhh he clearly finds a line he likes and copy/pastes it forever! :lol:

Damn, I thought I was special, thanks for that. :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I posted that guy in here months ago! He said that exactly to a 't'! Woahhhh he clearly finds a line he likes and copy/pastes it forever! :lol:

Damn, I thought I was special, thanks for that. :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:

Well he hasn't offered to put MY mouth fire out with his biggest cock cumshot, so you're still a little bit special :?

 

[ConnerJay]

wooden71: Hi my lovely dirty whore. Have mouth tits pussy and ass on fire? I'm your fireman.

Yuss. I am going to use this to pick up chicks at the bar this weekend.

 

[Jupiter551]

Can I do a short private? Also, can you refill your water bottle?

 

[Anonymous]

Can I do a short private? Also, can you refill your water bottle?

Maybe he wants to see her squirt, bb. :lol:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[IsabelleL]

puffintrees: i'll smkoe my bong u rip ur bowl
IsabelleL: ooh, smoke show?
puffintrees: let's just get high together baby
puffintrees: we're both 20! lets smoke baby
puffintrees: my cam is on
IsabelleL: no it's not!
IsabelleL: i watch cams for 35
puffintrees: wellll i think you should make an exception for me baby
puffintrees: you wont be disappointed i promise
puffintrees: aren't you curious?
puffintrees: lets smoke a little weed

... yeah okay I charge everyone else 35 tokens but because you said I should make an exception, I totally will. like seriously? we've never even had any interaction outside this.

 

[Rose]

puffintrees: i'll smkoe my bong u rip ur bowl
IsabelleL: ooh, smoke show?
puffintrees: let's just get high together baby
puffintrees: we're both 20! lets smoke baby
puffintrees: my cam is on
IsabelleL: no it's not!
IsabelleL: i watch cams for 35
puffintrees: wellll i think you should make an exception for me baby
puffintrees: you wont be disappointed i promise
puffintrees: aren't you curious?
puffintrees: lets smoke a little weed

... yeah okay I charge everyone else 35 tokens but because you said I should make an exception, I totally will. like seriously? we've never even had any interaction outside this.

He was probably already high. :lol: How rude! He should have waited until you could watch him for free.

 

[BombChele]

just an excerpt from an exclusive:

yesss my girl
yessss
that s it bb
yessss
gonna cum on your sweet little girls cunt
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
keep tell ing me bb
cumming bb
yesssssssssssssss
yessssssssssssssss
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YESS DADDDY FUCK MY CUNT
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that's like 1/4 of it lmao

 

[sexyvee_x]

While I'm masturbating pleasantly a rude member interrupts me....

"Are u pregnant BB?"

I replied somewhat offended (it's not as if my stomach has rolls)

"No I'm not fucking pregnant just because I'm not stick thin"

Then the member replies

"It's ok I'd still fuck you BB"

Yeah cause I'd really want a pity fuck off you....

BAN

 

[ComicOzzie]

natureboy777: u should do dairy commercials

to a big-titted model
WTF?

 

[PaigeParker]

thickguy111: do you like to eat pastrami sandwichs while you fuck?

in evvie's room. I don't really know how she has never had sex while eating a pastrami sandwich I mean.. who hasn't :lol:

 

[Evvie]

thickguy111: do you like to eat pastrami sandwichs while you fuck?

in evvie's room. I don't really know how she has never had sex while eating a pastrami sandwich I mean.. who hasn't :lol:

I didn't see you there!