This monologue was posted at MFC in the space of 5 minutes...... I had to leave, it was weird.
IceLordUlmo: you're so f*cking hot holy sh!t
IceLordUlmo: cum for me
IceLordUlmo: or... for you :
IceLordUlmo: you're so nice 3
IceLordUlmo: get yourself off, or make me pay you to get yourself off
IceLordUlmo: I'm drinking even more vodka so you can keep that all to yourself and not make me do anything else while I'm drunk right :
IceLordUlmo: You know you already own my brain?
IceLordUlmo: you're not a slut. you're a slut-owner aren't you.
IceLordUlmo: i'm kinda in a drunk haze, sorry, mistress.
IceLordUlmo: you're not my friend. you have giant tits so I should get more drunk.
IceLordUlmo: so here's the thing, would you like a six four slave with a big cock but he likes being humiliated and pretended to have a tiny cock even if he doesnt? is that
IceLordUlmo: a thing?
IceLordUlmo: it's not weird?
IceLordUlmo: if I'm going about it wrong. I'm, like I said, a hung six four dude
IceLordUlmo: looking for someong to pretend I'm small... hard.
IceLordUlmo: difficult!
IceLordUlmo: sorry not hard.
IceLordUlmo: dude I loved looking for giantess vore on pornhub uh who said that
IceLordUlmo: have I been here? no.
IceLordUlmo: it would be hot pretending I was like a half inch and you were grinding and absorbing me into you
IceLordUlmo: and then you absorbed me and made your tits bigger and more perfect
IceLordUlmo: sorry that's maybe too much
IceLordUlmo: antihistamines make it harder to recover from alcohol, I saw a study.
IceLordUlmo: yeah like 30%
IceLordUlmo: I moved into a house with a cat I'm allergic to and I'm like "why is this so hard"
IceLordUlmo: makes sense