Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[stealthguy]

STEALTHXXX99: fuk me runnin bb u r sexy as all fuk

langhammar: y twentie u virgin????
langhammar: see there his to think u virgin!!!
langhammar: u so swet maby its the wiskey but i adore a virgin whe i se some

 

[GlitterLily]

New here ^_^

"I can't get hard in 'private' anymore" = cheap

and while in private with another guy "Will you let your dog lick you?"

*sigh* haha...

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

Today on Streamate:

"Have you ever been turned on during a horror movie?"
"What? Does torturing and killing people not make you wet?"


.....wut? lol

 

[ComicOzzie]

sexymex08: love would u love to see me jerking off my cock to you at no changer ?

My bloob is a bit rusty, but I believe he is telling the model that she can watch him jerk off and he won't charge her for it.

:lol:

 

[schlmoe]

I have been seeing this A LOT lately in model's rooms: "I wanna lick UR asshole, BB" or some variation thereof.

When did this become the pinnacle of "How to romance a model"? And before you say they're trolls, when the model says "no way", or "that's not sexy", the member invariably acts like he has hurt feelings,yeah...butt-hurt...lol.

 

[AedanRayne]

I have been seeing this A LOT lately in model's rooms: "I wanna lick UR asshole, BB" or some variation thereof.

When did this become the pinnacle of "How to romance a model"? And before you say they're trolls, when the model says "no way", or "that's not sexy", the member invariably acts like he has hurt feelings,yeah...butt-hurt...lol.

:lol: I could be the only model who gets turned on when a stranger tells me they want to lick my asshole. What can I say! Rim jobs are hot and make me wet in the panties.
:-D

BB turns me off though. I have a bittersweet love with these pervs.

 

[Jupiter551]

I have been seeing this A LOT lately in model's rooms: "I wanna lick UR asshole, BB" or some variation thereof.

When did this become the pinnacle of "How to romance a model"? And before you say they're trolls, when the model says "no way", or "that's not sexy", the member invariably acts like he has hurt feelings,yeah...butt-hurt...lol.

followed by :hardcock22

 

[EvaLee]

Got this on my profile after my show today:

i love this women. too bad she banned me because im sick and did not tip her.

I guess he forgot about the part where he said 'hm you would actually be hot if you had bigger tits' or maybe someone remote accessed his computer and typed that in for him? :lol: I love it when people think banning = because they didn't tip.

 

[Jupiter551]

Got this on my profile after my show today:

i love this women. too bad she banned me because im sick and did not tip her.

I guess he forgot about the part where he said 'hm you would actually be hot if you had bigger tits' or maybe someone remote accessed his computer and typed that in for him? :lol: I love it when people think banning = because they didn't tip.

Probably his cousin did it while he was in the shower, that's how stuff used to get ninja'd on wow.

 

[schlmoe]

I have been seeing this A LOT lately in model's rooms: "I wanna lick UR asshole, BB" or some variation thereof.

When did this become the pinnacle of "How to romance a model"? And before you say they're trolls, when the model says "no way", or "that's not sexy", the member invariably acts like he has hurt feelings,yeah...butt-hurt...lol.

:lol: I could be the only model who gets turned on when a stranger tells me they want to lick my asshole. What can I say! Rim jobs are hot and make me wet in the panties.
:-D

BB turns me off though. I have a bittersweet love with these pervs.

Maybe I need to visit your room sometime, BABY! :-D

 

[Anonymous]

Just minutes ago on AdultWork (weird, cuz the UK guys on there are usually polite).....

"fucking nigger whore"
"show me ur nigger tits bitch"
"i'm playing"
"gets me off xx"

ME: "Go jack off to YouPorn with your nasty ass one inch penis!" :roll:

 

[Jupiter551]

from a basic:

LVS2LICKPUSS: u have a email I could send u a pic of my hard cock

 

[Deathdoll]

do u have a blowdryer
wud u get it
blow ur hair with it
please
please my dad did earlier i have no tokens and no money in bank
dad died sorry
please

Deathdoll: It's tip for request. Sorry about your dad but thats no excuse
Deathdoll: I am working

can i ask u 2 questions

Deathdoll: Yeah

wat color is ur blowdryer

Deathdoll: black

ave u ever blowdried ur hair while smoking a cigarette at same time
babe have u
please answer

 

[MrRodry]

HD?!? I want some cooking shows with this feature.

 

[Jupiter551]

ElitePanda: fuck me to life
BadBoyDen: id lick that ass raw

 

[ComicOzzie]

nemesis1969: will u text me 520 982 1463

Facepalm

 

[AedanRayne]

nemesis1969: will u text me 520 982 1463

Facepalm

I couldn't resist texting, "I want ur cock bb" No response yet... I'll keep ya posted.

 

[Jupiter551]

teenboyyy: squirt for my15old cock mommy

 

[LadyLuna]

teenboyyy: squirt for my15old cock mommy

I smell an instaban!

 

[EvaLee]

You will show the babes?

:snorting: :snorting:

 

[Jupiter551]

LongOne1200: my god, did you swallow a cow for dinner?

 

[ViruSphere]

While Aedan was covered in marshmallow goo:

Lachhy: can you please fuck your dildo now

 

[JoleneBrody]

While Aedan was covered in marshmallow goo:

Lachhy: can you please fuck your dildo now

I feel like this can't be fully appreciated without every other time he asked over a two hour span... I was pretend banning him so hard!

 

[Rosemary]

go ass 2 moth bb?

:shock: <--- Moth's expression

 

[Jupiter551]

go ass 2 moth bb?

:shock: <--- Moth's expression

Hahahah classic!

While Aedan was covered in marshmallow goo:

Lachhy: can you please fuck your dildo now

I feel like this can't be fully appreciated without every other time he asked over a two hour span... I was pretend banning him so hard!

Got consistently more aggressive too, "You cunt I just want to fuck you" at one point heh....

 

[Jupiter551]

This guy is so sweet...

 

[Anonymous]

Some idiot came in my public chat last night and said:

"Where da white women at?"
"Enough of this bullshit."

:roll:

Nothing about my MFC avatar implies that I'm White. LOL. Maybe he accidentally came to my room. But dude, you couldn't find any White women on MFC's homepage? :lol: That's pretty funny.....

http://www.pearlevision.com/

 

[ViruSphere]

go ass 2 moth bb?

:shock: <--- Moth's expression

Hahahah classic!

While Aedan was covered in marshmallow goo:

Lachhy: can you please fuck your dildo now

I feel like this can't be fully appreciated without every other time he asked over a two hour span... I was pretend banning him so hard!

Got consistently more aggressive too, "You cunt I just want to fuck you" at one point heh....

After a while I put him on ignore for the simple reason that he was obviously trying to troll and get attention.

Some idiot came in my public chat last night and said:

"Where da white women at?"
"Enough of this bullshit."

:roll:

Nothing about my MFC avatar implies that I'm White. LOL. Maybe he accidentally came to my room. But dude, you couldn't find any White women on MFC's homepage? :lol: That's pretty funny.....

You put your skin colour in your model name, how the hell could he be confused. If he was looking for white (ie: Caucasian, not tanned) there are a few models on ACF that fit that description: EvaLee, JoleneJolene, AedanRayne, AmberCutie, Miss_Lollipop, HollieCakes... I'm sure there are others.

 

[Anonymous]

You put your skin colour in your model name, how the hell could he be confused.

Yeah, he wasn't confused. He knows where "da white women at." :lol: He was just being a dick. Any decent person who ends up in a room by mistake would've just quickly exited without saying a word.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Has anyone been recently running across a bloob named BimboSlut who posts the exact same message in every room he visits, something about how being jealous of his girlfriend really makes him horny, and can you give him any advice on how to make him jealous? I saw him in 3 different model rooms last night, posting this crap.