Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Teagan]

Got this gem in my email today:

It's me ...Gilbert for Atlanta end I ned talk to you ...you are different for mi .you believe in love Forst look? Please I me serious ...my cell number is 770983xxxx.bye

All the while all he did was speak gibberish in chat for hours on end and kept asking me to PM him during my cum show. When will people learn?

It's like Sleepless in Seattle crossed with I am Sam

I honestly just dont know what to reply with. Im creeped out, and i feel so bad for him all at once lol.

I have never fallen in love at first look, but I have fallen into "She looks sexy. I would love to see her naked." at first look. Real attraction for me has always followed getting to know someone better.

Apparently for him love at first site does not mean getting to know me, but means love at the sight of my vagina.

 

[Kradek]

 

[mynameisbob84]

Got this gem in my email today:

It's me ...Gilbert for Atlanta end I ned talk to you ...you are different for mi .you believe in love Forst look? Please I me serious ...my cell number is 770983xxxx.bye

All the while all he did was speak gibberish in chat for hours on end and kept asking me to PM him during my cum show. When will people learn?

Gilbert for Atlanta definitely sounds like a keeper

 

[sweetiebatman]

Some of the folk that pop up as members make me think its a miracle they read all 12 digits of the CC to pay the initial $20, never mind remembered their name!

 

[Vanessa Jade]

I need a couch to get off do you have a couch please

Uhhhh yes but you can't borrow it now that I know what you want it for... :lol: :?

 

[Teagan]

Some of the folk that pop up as members make me think its a miracle they read all 12 digits of the CC to pay the initial $20, never mind remembered their name!

Or that they even can type in the site names to find girls either lol.

 

[Jessi J]

Yeah you never had meth

you should try it once

it won't hurt you much, you can drink a lot of alcohol

 

[Teagan]

Yeah you never had meth

you should try it once

it won't hurt you much, you can drink a lot of alcohol

Glad to know that my Irish blood that gives me the ability to drink a lot will also make meth not hurt me to much :-D

Its almost like having a super power!

 

[MadisonLeigh]

This is from Twitter, but I think it belongs here.

Any girl send me a hot sexy ass video of playing with there ass and taking panties off I'll follow you

:lol:

 

[Chamaeleon]

Oh and btw, I love how my nips were compared to #2 pencil erasers. Ha! I said they were more like tic tacs...what do you think...? :mrgreen:

Tic tac gets my vote 'cause they look tasty :dance:

 

[Anonymous]

Just how cheap do they think it is to have cybersex with a pornstar?

The guys who tell models to lower their prices make me laugh. They need to realize that we know what we're doing when we choose our prices, and that we're taking into consideration what percentage we get. Also, you could've been at $0.99/minute, and that guy probably would've still said "Lower your prices." :lol:

 

[Teagan]

@Teagan_Chase: Whats a good site to use to easily get songs to put on an ipod? Besides itunes lol. FREE ONES!!
@ApoCOLElypse: @Teagan_Chase http://hulkshare.com
@Teagan_Chase: @ApoCOLElypse THANK YOU!!
@ApoCOLElypse: @Teagan_Chase Your welcome. Do I get anything for helping lol?

Just now on my feed..... Really dude?

 

[Jupiter551]

@Teagan_Chase: Whats a good site to use to easily get songs to put on an ipod? Besides itunes lol. FREE ONES!!
@ApoCOLElypse: @Teagan_Chase http://hulkshare.com
@Teagan_Chase: @ApoCOLElypse THANK YOU!!
@ApoCOLElypse: @Teagan_Chase Your welcome. Do I get anything for helping lol?

Just now on my feed..... Really dude?

lol how gallant

 

[Anonymous]

@Teagan_Chase: Whats a good site to use to easily get songs to put on an ipod? Besides itunes lol. FREE ONES!!
@ApoCOLElypse: @Teagan_Chase http://hulkshare.com
@Teagan_Chase: @ApoCOLElypse THANK YOU!!
@ApoCOLElypse: @Teagan_Chase Your welcome. Do I get anything for helping lol?

Just now on my feed..... Really dude?

SMH.

Sometimes I feel like asking a question on Twitter, but I worry that I'll get responses from people who want me to owe them. LOL.

 

[Nordling]

@Teagan_Chase: Whats a good site to use to easily get songs to put on an ipod? Besides itunes lol. FREE ONES!!
@ApoCOLElypse: @Teagan_Chase http://hulkshare.com
@Teagan_Chase: @ApoCOLElypse THANK YOU!!
@ApoCOLElypse: @Teagan_Chase Your welcome. Do I get anything for helping lol?

Just now on my feed..... Really dude?

SMH.

Sometimes I feel like asking a question on Twitter, but I worry that I'll get responses from people who want me to owe them. LOL.

"eye jest tanked ur posd bb can eye gat an phree cusdum viddeos?!!!!!!"

 

[Teagan]

@Teagan_Chase: Whats a good site to use to easily get songs to put on an ipod? Besides itunes lol. FREE ONES!!
@ApoCOLElypse: @Teagan_Chase http://hulkshare.com
@Teagan_Chase: @ApoCOLElypse THANK YOU!!
@ApoCOLElypse: @Teagan_Chase Your welcome. Do I get anything for helping lol?

Just now on my feed..... Really dude?

SMH.

Sometimes I feel like asking a question on Twitter, but I worry that I'll get responses from people who want me to owe them. LOL.

"eye jest tanked ur posd bb can eye gat an phree cusdum viddeos?!!!!!!"

LMAO! Im sure he just wants like a sexy pic or something but in my head i immediately took it as " me was one hour skyp off anal dp gaping milking big toyy cum on facce on unicycle bb"

 

[AngelicTease]

Apparently the UK is a really dangerous place to live haha, wtf.

 

[Vanessa Jade]

Stop whining and get naked. See u on cam in 15.

But it's my day off!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

 

[mynameisbob84]

Stop whining and get naked. See u on cam in 15.

But it's my day off!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

something something 37 dicks something something in a row??



Sorry. I saw the Clerks gif and wanted get a witty Clerks reference in there quick but I panicked and that's the best I could come up with :?

 

[Jupiter551]

HotVillaMan: blowjob toes pls Merilyn

 

[Vanessa Jade]

Stop whining and get naked. See u on cam in 15.

But it's my day off!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

something something 37 dicks something something in a row??



Sorry. I saw the Clerks gif and wanted get a witty Clerks reference in there quick but I panicked and that's the best I could come up with :?

I'll try not to suck any dicks on my way to the parking lot :lol:

 

[LadyLuna]

In public chat (and I was using party chat, so it could be seen, so not sparing the username)

BiCuriousDrtyYngCple: holy shit
ur sooo fuckin cute
wow
daddy loves a thick vry obedient drty grl

BiCuriousDrtyYngCple: 11inches
fat vry vry thick

BiCuriousDrtyYngCple: CAM DWN
can u hndle tht
wht r u shoving
in
u ridding yr dildo

cam dwn
knees up
dnt want tht off
just dwn
fuck
u obey slut
or daddy leaves
cam dwn
or fuck it

BiCuriousDrtyYngCple has been blocked

Note: I missed the first daddy, or he would've been blocked sooner. I was explaining what I would and wouldn't do in public chat when he busted out the second one, and I said "or you're going goodbye because you called yourself daddy and I don't do daddy play"

 

[mynameisbob84]

Stop whining and get naked. See u on cam in 15.

But it's my day off!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

something something 37 dicks something something in a row??



Sorry. I saw the Clerks gif and wanted get a witty Clerks reference in there quick but I panicked and that's the best I could come up with :?

I'll try not to suck any dicks on my way to the parking lot :lol:

Yo baby, baby. You ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

Also, did you know they might be making Clerks 3... as a Broadway show?

 

[spankamber]

best offer all day lol How many tokens to stick a hard boiled egg up your butt. Then you push it out, like you are laying it?

 

[Bocefish]

best offer all day lol How many tokens to stick a hard boiled egg up your butt. Then you push it out, like you are laying it?

5000 tokens and I lay eggs for you bb.

Apparently, there's a fetish for that too.

 

[Vanessa Jade]

Nazi?

No. I don't know what he's trying to ask, but no.

 

[Jupiter551]

BOBBY12308: ANY DUDES BEATING OFF ON CAM TODAY OR IS IT JUST ME AGAIN? PM ME FOR CAM 2 CAM STROKING!!!

 

[Bocefish]

From the lounge:


Nobody replied... so his next post was:


:lol:

 

[Vanessa Jade]

I just got e-mail from one guy saying:

Would you fuk a plush badger if I bouht you one?

So, I added one to my wishlist. :lol: It's still there, apparently he doesn't wanna see me fuck a badger bad enough to get one.

 

[FifthElephant]

I just got e-mail from one guy saying:

Would you fuk a plush badger if I bouht you one?

So, I added one to my wishlist. :lol: It's still there, apparently he doesn't wanna see me fuck a badger bad enough to get one.

Maybe he went to BadgerLand.