Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[AngelicTease]

Several different guys have asked me this one:

"If I spend X amount of tokens in private can I also get the video you're selling for that amount?"
Me: "Only if you want to go to private for a nice chat and no naked times"

Ahhh, sounds like they're trying to "double-dip (Seinfeld fans should remember this)." Trying to get a toy show AND a video all in one. One of my chatters tried that it recently. He kept asking me on Twitter if he could take me private, and automatically get ass fetish custom photos included with it. LOL.

I allow double-dip method for my countdowns. Any tip for raffle tix, pics, VIP usually goes toward whatever countdown I have in my topic. But I'd never allow for group show tokens or private show tokens to be counted toward an actual prize, like pics or VIP. I'd be appalled if one of my friends asked for that, but not shocked if a bloob tried it.

The problem with doing anything free with privates is, guys can say the private didn't work and get their tokens refunded to them, so they could scam girls by doing that. Although I don't know if that still happens, when I first joined a few people managed to get their tokens back from privates, which made me glad I didn't offer any freebies with them.

 

[Jupiter551]

Guest05714: lay back n open ur fucky leg bb

:icon-cry:

Why would you troll me like that
D:

I was on my laptop and not signed in! anyway you banned me!

 

[LilyMarie]

Guest05714: lay back n open ur fucky leg bb

:icon-cry:

Why would you troll me like that
D:

I was on my laptop and not signed in! anyway you banned me!

Duh, I ban people when they say stupid things like that xD
Plus I thought you were a GUEST. I'm quick to ban guests.

 

[MrRodry]

:lol:

 

[Vanessa Jade]

________: Pee show?
Me: No. Besides, I'm on my bed. I'm not going to pee on my bed.
________: u can wash sheets bb
Me: No. Sorry.
________: what about in prvt?

.....wait, like, what, he thought I was going to do it in public just because he asked?

:tard:

 

[Jupiter551]

<model asked favourite things about spring>
starmastr: painting easter eggs with my daughter
<couple comments later>
starmastr: watching my neighbors daughter sunbake

Same room few minutes later (why the foook do guys keep bringing up their daughters when they're fappin'?)

zorro58: your hair is the same shade as my daughters

 

[LadyLuna]

Same room few minutes later (why the foook do guys keep bringing up their daughters when they're fappin'?)

zorro58: your hair is the same shade as my daughters

Those are the guys that make cam-room daddy play feel creepy, instead of having the good protective feeling real-life daddy play is supposed to encourage.

 

[LadyLuna]

Oh wow, I thought I posted this already... x.x Sorry for the double post, but it's four hours apart!

The text in the pic was said to me, and the rest of it is what I thought:



So I show the fan in chat and say "I think trying to fuck that would be very awkward and maybe painful" and thought to myself "that's not what he meant dipshit" (yes, I am very mentally abusive of myself during the spring, it'll pass)

 

[Jupiter551]

Oh wow, I thought I posted this already... x.x Sorry for the double post, but it's four hours apart!

The text in the pic was said to me, and the rest of it is what I thought:



So I show the fan in chat and say "I think trying to fuck that would be very awkward and maybe painful" and thought to myself "that's not what he meant dipshit" (yes, I am very mentally abusive of myself during the spring, it'll pass)

ever had a fan blow you?

 

[LadyLuna]

I had one dude this evening that was a little confused over the proper relationship between a model and a member. First he asked me to take him private, and when I responded with "I can't initiate that on my side, you have to press the button" he requested that I give him gold :lol:

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I do enjoy when members cleverly phrase their bb's ... :lol:


and what's up with the fall down request? I swear I was on my feet the entire time.... :-D

 

[Vanessa Jade]

Two brilliant ones from Streamate tonight:

I LIKE YOU BETTER WITH MAKEUP

...seriously bro, if I was wearing any more makeup I'd be Marilyn Manson. Or Divine.

Oh god bb ur hole is so slimy ummmmmmm hit fuck more

... this is from a private. I think he meant it in a good way but I had to turn around and go doggy to stifle the giggles.

SLIMY. HIT FUCK MORE.

 

[LadyLuna]

Just how cheap do they think it is to have cybersex with a pornstar?

 

[MrRodry]

 

[LindseyDoll]

Was sent this totally enticing message on stream mate today :roll:

hey bb u like roleplay mom son, aunty nephew, bro sis, or cousins in exclus c2c?? if so which role would u like the best?? i also have a few fleshlight male sex toy its basically a fake pussy let me know which one u want me to use bb.
P.S. I attached a couple of pics for u let me know wat u think

 

[Shaun__]

Was sent this totally enticing message on stream mate today :roll:

hey bb u like roleplay mom son, aunty nephew, bro sis, or cousins in exclus c2c?? if so which role would u like the best?? i also have a few fleshlight male sex toy its basically a fake pussy let me know which one u want me to use bb.
P.S. I attached a couple of pics for u let me know wat u think

You should have said you had no problem pretending to be a son, nephew, or brother if he rolled that way. You could even draw a mustache with eyeliner to make it better for him.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

My first real trolling! Even my houseplant got trolled. He just would not believe the plant was real so I ended up getting a leaf from the garage and stuck it over my puss for fun...come to find out "red and green don't match".

I went ahead and plucked the whole convo from my chat logs, its just full of 'win'...

Oh and btw, I love how my nips were compared to #2 pencil erasers. Ha! I said they were more like tic tacs...what do you think...? :mrgreen:

:hello2:

 

[LadyLuna]

Oh and btw, I love how my nips were compared to #2 pencil erasers. Ha! I said they were more like tic tacs...what do you think...? :mrgreen:

:hello2:

I think your nips look like mine!

I always compare mine to a half-used rounded pencil eraser, but half a tic-tac might be easier to remember ^_^

 

[Nordling]

Ha ha! @ "prosthetic plants." I don't think that's what he meant. That might be a real plant that had shed its leaves and the owner attached plastic leaves to the stem. lol Fun with malapropism!

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I didn't even think about that, Nordling. MMmm, open that sexy brain some more for me sometime, heh bb?
(I had to look up the word malapropism...) :mrgreen:

I guess the straw is the plant prosthetic?

 

[Jupiter551]

I didn't even think about that, Nordling. MMmm, open that sexy brain some more for me sometime, heh bb?
(I had to look up the word malapropism...) :mrgreen:

I guess the straw is the plant prosthetic?

They've had amazing breakthroughs in prosthetic stem cell research lately, I can't even tell that straw is fake.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

 

[LilyMarie]

While I was talking about my upcoming video:

Guest73816: do a cheap price on ebay or no one will buy

Yeah, cause it's not like people have willingly paid for my 1st video. It didn't sell at all, dude!

 

[Anonymous]

Some loser came in my room and made a comment about me having a big forehead. When I told him "Well that's better than having a tiny penis," he was like "Boo, I was just teasing...trying to break the ice." :roll: And then he said that he has a big dick. I told him "Prove it." I don't think he ever did try to prove it. I believe he just left the room quietly. LMAO....

 

[Shaun__]

Some loser came in my room and made a comment about me having a big forehead. When I told him "Well that's better than having a tiny penis," he was like "Boo, I was just teasing...trying to break the ice." :roll: And then he said that he has a big dick. I told him "Prove it." I don't think he ever did try to prove it. I believe he just left the room quietly. LMAO....

In his defense he never claimed the big dick was attached to him, and he could not prove it since it was out of the house on another man. You should not always believe the worse of people, when there is often a simple explanation for things.

 

[Anonymous]

"You look thick. Turn around." LOL!

 

[Anonymous]

In his defense he never claimed the big dick was attached to him, and he could not prove it since it was out of the house on another man. You should not always believe the worse of people, when there is often a simple explanation for things.

I wish I cud sho u ma dik bb, butt ma cam aint werkin rite know.

 

[Teagan]

Got this gem in my email today:

It's me ...Gilbert for Atlanta end I ned talk to you ...you are different for mi .you believe in love Forst look? Please I me serious ...my cell number is 770983xxxx.bye

All the while all he did was speak gibberish in chat for hours on end and kept asking me to PM him during my cum show. When will people learn?

 

[Jupiter551]

Got this gem in my email today:

It's me ...Gilbert for Atlanta end I ned talk to you ...you are different for mi .you believe in love Forst look? Please I me serious ...my cell number is 770983xxxx.bye

All the while all he did was speak gibberish in chat for hours on end and kept asking me to PM him during my cum show. When will people learn?

It's like Sleepless in Seattle crossed with I am Sam

 

[Shaun__]

Got this gem in my email today:

It's me ...Gilbert for Atlanta end I ned talk to you ...you are different for mi .you believe in love Forst look? Please I me serious ...my cell number is 770983xxxx.bye

All the while all he did was speak gibberish in chat for hours on end and kept asking me to PM him during my cum show. When will people learn?

I have never fallen in love at first look, but I have fallen into "She looks sexy. I would love to see her naked." at first look. Real attraction for me has always followed getting to know someone better.