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Here's one I got today:
Don't tell me you don't escort. Everyone's got their price. How does $1000 sound? Weekend away in (buttfuck nowhere midwestern hellhole), all u pay is plane tix?
Bitch, that wouldn't even cover the AIRFARE. Hell, I should charge a grand just to have the "No, I won't fuck you" conversation.
Seriously, is there anybody out there who'd fly to the middle of godforsaken nowhere, and spend a weekend with someone they don't know, for $1000? And he makes it sound like he's offering me some huge privilege, lol. Yeah. I'm sure there's chicks lined up around the block to visit your podunk town and get repeatedly raped on your farm and then left for dead in an icy stream or whatever...