Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SNATCH]

I like you!

And of course the whole thing where a model friend visits your room, and then some guy is like "Hey, ___! Are you getting online tonight? Are you still doing that raffle? I want your panties!," etc. Seriously??? Don't use my room to try to conduct business with your other favorite model. That is what her room/her MFC Mail/her Twitter profile is for. So far I've bit my tongue, but next time it happens I'm gonna say something.

Um, I STAB PEOPLE FOR THIS SHIT. && the models I'm friends with, won't put up with it either. I like you too. Me && [nameless] have talked about you before. I'll PM you. .

 

[Anonymous]

I thought of another one.


*when I'm getting ready to log off* "Well can you show us your ass real quick since you're leaving?" :lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

LOL, Bob! :lol:

Did you bring the popcorn?

:happy1:

 

[LilyMarie]

Aspen used the word "whilst" tonight, and someone asked what it meant.
She looked it up and then explained the origin of the word.

Then:

EzSleezy: your so hot your allowed to make up any shit you want

edit:
Also this:

elvis3030: u kno a friend jerked me off in a inside movie theather when i was 11 first time i ever came wow such intensity!

...and this:

gianttiger1: after all the tips you'd think she'd squirt
Aspen: You think tips make a girl squirt? Then I'm guessing you've never made a girl squirt, if that's your theory.

a little later:

RyanBillado: is there a special trick to make a girl squirt?
gianttiger1: Ryan, yes, my cock

 

[Jupiter551]

Aspen used the word "whilst" tonight, and someone asked what it meant.
She looked it up and then explained the origin of the word.

Then:

EzSleezy: your so hot your allowed to make up any shit you want

:lol:

 

[Rose]

Aspen used the word "whilst" tonight, and someone asked what it meant.
She looked it up and then explained the origin of the word.

Then:

EzSleezy: your so hot your allowed to make up any shit you want

edit:
Also this:

elvis3030: u kno a friend jerked me off in a inside movie theather when i was 11 first time i ever came wow such intensity!

...and this:

gianttiger1: after all the tips you'd think she'd squirt
Aspen: You think tips make a girl squirt? Then I'm guessing you've never made a girl squirt, if that's your theory.

a little later:

RyanBillado: is there a special trick to make a girl squirt?
gianttiger1: Ryan, yes, my cock

ROTFL!!!!!!! She must get a lot of gems in her room. :lol: Not to be a bitch, but I hope she keeps them and they don't stray.

 

[Megaclit]

Model: ...the thing is, mr. hot basic, once you become a premium member you will be much more respected by all the models here. You will no longer be muted, gagged, kicked out, beaten to death...

Another member just entering the room: did you just say, beaten to death? God. You're awful. That's not very nice. You're not getting a penny from me.

 

[Jupiter551]

Blue text is our yahoo convo, rest is her pm LOL

++Alexandra Madalina:
cool_guy0069: k...but u look like an indian beauty...
MissLina: never
MissLina:
cool_guy0069: hey..indian women r beautiful....
cool_guy0069: hope ur not a racist....
MissLina: i never said they arent
cool_guy0069:
Sean: you don't look even slightly indian
++Alexandra Madalina: can i share with you my sadness>?
Sean: of course
drbhanu: hello
MissLina: hey
drbhanu: hilina
MissLina: hey hru?
drbhanu: yourcoolandsexy
drbhanu: fine
drbhanu: uremember
MissLina: yeah
drbhanu: thqs
drbhanu: lina
drbhanu: iwant see
MissLina: what?
drbhanu: your
drbhanu: sexy
drbhanu: sexy
drbhanu: sexy
drbhanu: eyes and smile in close up
drbhanu: iwant feelyou
MissLina:
drbhanu: looking intoyour eyes
drbhanu: your my beauty
drbhanu: take your face inmy handsand want tokissyou
drbhanu: comelina
drbhanu: close up your eyes tome
drbhanu: ilike you very much
++Alexandra Madalina: I want to bang my head to a wall
++Alexandra Madalina: repeatedly
Sean: ask where he's from
Sean: I bet he's indian
drbhanu: idont like yoursmoke
MissLina: ok
drbhanu: can ikissyou
drbhanu: kiss from myheart
drbhanu: beauty
drbhanu: sexy kiss
drbhanu: lovelykiss
drbhanu: what youlike
drbhanu: or fu kiss
drbhanu: ilove you
drbhanu: feeel you
Sean: hahahhahahhaha
++Alexandra Madalina: can u imagine this?
Sean: ask where he's from
Sean: lol profile says he's from the US and his occupation is 'professional'
MissLina: where are u from?
drbhanu: india
++Alexandra Madalina: go figure
++Alexandra Madalina: aahahhaha
Sean: HAHAHAHA
Sean: I knew it

 

[Vanessa Jade]

gianttiger1: after all the tips you'd think she'd squirt
Aspen: You think tips make a girl squirt? Then I'm guessing you've never made a girl squirt, if that's your theory.

I laughed so hard.

 

[LadyLuna]

I used to post that I was bi-curious. Everyone who saw that assumed that I'd been with a chick, and would ask something along the lines of "when was your first time with a girl?" And I'd be all like "DUDE! It's says bi-CURIOUS! Curious because I've never done it, so stop asking!" Cause I'd get these types of questions about five times a day.

I figured, fuck it, I'm tired of these types of questions. So I changed it to list me as straight.

Today, I get the following

can i ask...your bio says you're straight...have you ever tasted another chix pussy?

 

[ThatOneGirlFromBefore]

"If your tits are a C, then your ass is X-Y-Z"

lol wtf does that even MEAN?!

 

[Diana Blake]

"If your tits are a C, then your ass is X-Y-Z"

lol wtf does that even MEAN?!

Probably that this person has never seen a bra and has no idea what the designation "C" means. :-D I've actually gotten something similar. When I mentioned that I wear a 30FF someone comes out with the gem. "that means fukin' fine, bb"

 

[Anonymous]

When I mentioned that I wear a 30FF someone comes out with the gem. "that means fukin' fine, bb"

I have to admit that's pretty funny. :lol:


Someone told me that "BB" to him stands for "Black bush." LOL.

 

[CassieRamone]

I have a rule: NO ONE is allowed to mention models in my room. EVER. Unless I bring it up first. When I say this, I mean like... I will talk about a model I love, like CassieRamone for example... If someone says something negative [which for the record, no one ever has]

hahahaha my room loves you more than me cause of how much i talk about you! :facerape hahahah I LOVE YOU WOMAN! 33333

 

[LadyLuna]

Methinks I got trolled... this was in paid chat, so this was NOT a freeloader, and I did my best to make him happy.

member: Hey
show ur tits
DROP UR GLASSES
PLEASE
DROP GLASSES
DROP GLASEES
NO SOUND
SHUT UP
NO SOUND
BACK UP TUNEL

Lady_Luna: glasses are necessary

member: pose la bombe

Lady_Luna: wtf?

member: u are huglly with glasses
sale netteuse
ta x22
sale pute

Lady_Luna: I'll take them off for a second

member: Ok
fast

Lady_Luna: I have no clue about most of what you're saying

member: fast je back up
on passe corniche?
osef dta vvie

Lady_Luna: but a very quick view of me without my glasses is fine

member: jveux te tronché
tg
suce moi
j'ai la canne a peche
nan
enfaite
remet
on dirait sanex

Lady_Luna: please stick with english

member: ur fingers on ur pussy

 

[Jupiter551]

Methinks I got trolled... this was in paid chat, so this was NOT a freeloader, and I did my best to make him happy.

member: jveux te tronché
tg
suce moi
j'ai la canne a peche
nan
enfaite
remet
on dirait sanex

Lady_Luna: please stick with english

member: ur fingers on ur pussy

ugh, shoulda said "ok, please go back to french"

 

[ComicOzzie]

assineedyour: what ....... spreak english ass wipe
04:18:20 PM assineedyour: fucking mexicans rott in hell
04:18:28 PM assineedyour: dumb mother fuckers

Said without a hint of irony to a highly-rated Colombian model.

 

[LadyLuna]

Methinks I got trolled... this was in paid chat, so this was NOT a freeloader, and I did my best to make him happy.

member: jveux te tronché
tg
suce moi
j'ai la canne a peche
nan
enfaite
remet
on dirait sanex

Lady_Luna: please stick with english

member: ur fingers on ur pussy

ugh, shoulda said "ok, please go back to french"

I know enough French to recognize that's what he was speaking... but I don't know enough to process bad grammar/spelling. I barely know enough to process it with perfect grammar and spelling!

 

[Jupiter551]

lol I walked into this room in time to hear this:

Model:Sorry sweetie but you'll never have a ni**er dick, you're just a white boy who wishes you had a big ni**er dick
Member: you look stoned
Model: I love how people always assume us camgirls are loaded, especially now that I finally got clean, fuck you asshole

She went on to explain that she's not racist using the N word because she went into several minutes of detail saying she's entitled to use it because she's "part-black", as you can clearly see from this cap:
Her thong is definitely black.

 

[hornygods]

She's entitled to be prejudiced and discriminatory because she is part of the same ethnicity?

I've rarely seen models that... out of touch. Her own ethnic background is absolutely irrelevant - I could be labelled a racist if I was say... American, and was prejudiced/discriminatory against other Americans. The hypocrisy in that ideal makes me cringe a bit.

EDIT - I personally consider the use of derogatory terms as only racist if they intend the term to be used in that context. If it was merely in reference to certain kinds of black-culture, then I don't have any moral qualms against that - unless they object to being called that.

 

[Jupiter551]

Course she's not entitled, I couldn't believe my ears to enter the room and hear a model spouting off the N word, which is why it made me go WTF. I did however intend to post this in the models wtf thread :/

 

[hornygods]

I don't think the use of the 'N' word in itself could label her a racist. It does sound that she was using it in the context of being discriminatory though, so I must agree that she is. The use of the word is still considered derogatory regardless, so I wouldn't approve/endorse of it, but I would be indifferent if in the context of denoting cultures.

In her case, it would seem pretty clear that she wasn't.

 

[Jupiter551]

If a culture or ethnicity finds a word that is used to describe them offensive, then it's offensive end of story. It's not up to you or I (or her) to decide if the N word is offensive.

 

[hornygods]

I don't think that was what I'm arguing. I'm not saying that the 'N' word isn't offensive - because it is offensive when people take offense to it; I just consider it not racist in some contexts.

 

[LadyLuna]

I *must* post this. My roommate is a quarter black, on his mother's side. So the least black any of his siblings can be is a quarter. He had a sister who was whiter than me! So don't judge her ethnicity just by the color of her skin- it's very possible that she's half white on each side of her family, and the half white on each side got together when she was made, leaving the black out of it.

HOWEVER- I do agree that she's not entitled to use the N word.

BTW- I'm female. When I told my friend that I had been reminded of why I don't make friends with other women, and he said "because they're vindictive bitches?" I said "yes, we are". I consider myself sexist. And no, I don't think ALL women are vindictive bitches, just most of them. Probably myself included, but it's never really been tested all that much.

 

[hornygods]

It's less about what your likes/dislikes, preferences, or opinions are. It's more about how you express these said likes/dislikes/preferences/opinions. I think you're an excellent example of somebody who could present a disagreeable position in a very passive, calm way. I don't think that makes you a 'vindictive bitch' as you self-describe, unless you somehow manage to suppress an unreasonable desire to enact revenge.

 

[Nordling]

I don't think that was what I'm arguing. I'm not saying that the 'N' word isn't offensive - because it is offensive when people take offense to it; I just consider it not racist in some contexts.

Yeah, like in a dictionary listing that explains how offensive it is. The way SHE used it was offensive.

 

[Anonymous]

Mariah Carey is half Black, but I don't think she's stupid and careless enough to blurt out the 'n' word like it's a normal, everyday word, and then use the excuse "Well, I'm part Black, so it's okay." From what I've seen, she's too classy to do that.

I don't care if the model in the photo claims to be part Black. I think it's a little disturbing that she's so comfortable blurting out a word that makes most Black people cringe. If she were to say that to the wrong person, she'd probably get punched in the face. Then, with a bloody lip, she'll be like "But...but...I'm TELLING you...I AM part-Black!!!" :lol:

 

[Nordling]

Mariah Carey is half Black, but I don't think she's stupid and careless enough to blurt out the 'n' word like it's a normal, everyday word, and then use the excuse "Well, I'm part Black, so it's okay." From what I've seen, she's too classy to do that.

I don't care if the model in the photo claims to be part Black. I think it's a little disturbing that she's so comfortable blurting out a word that makes most Black people cringe.

Yes, and the way she used it to intimidate a white guy (penis size) was very offensive. He may be a shithead but her using it in a room full of people should have made them all cringe.

 

[Anonymous]

her using it in a room full of people should have made them all cringe.

I think it's safe to say that the 'n' word makes many (most?) non-Black people cringe too. In fact, there are many cam girls who refuse to do race play private shows where guys ASK them to call them the 'n' word (yes, sometimes guys request those kind of shows), because they're just not comfortable with it.