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schlmoe said:
MrRodry said:
schlmoe said:
JJ was just doing an ice show, here's a small bit of the room chat:

:lol:

That is Z! He was joking around. Probably about the toys MissLucyOHara got yesterday.

Yeah, I knew it was one of her regs...but I didn't know about Lucy's fist :D

Don't tell Z he made it here! His head will be so big he wont be able to get out the door!
 
Ursavannah said:
How about this one

Member: "I wanna cum in my mouth so bad"
Model: "You mean you wanna cum in my mouth"
Member: "no, I wanna cum in MY mouth. Watch my cam?"

Hahahah :woops:
 
I got this one in a MFC mail today...

"hey any student discount for skype, coz the tokens cost alot."

:lol:
 
schlmoe said:
Seen in the lounge:
lol are you saying this thought hasn't crossed your mind too? How about your poor parents who have to delete your porn collection after you die!

Your ghost will look on as your elderly mother curiously clicks such filenames as 'Euromidgets 6' and 'The Riding of Bambi'
 
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Jupiter551 said:
schlmoe said:
Seen in the lounge:
lol are you saying this thought hasn't crossed your mind too? How about your poor parents who have to delete your porn collection after you die!

Your ghost will look on as your elderly mother curiously clicks such filenames as 'Euromidgets 6' and 'The Riding of Bambi'

When I still lived at home I had my computer set to autolock after 10 minutes for this very reason. My only fear was I would wall face down on my keyboard and keep it from locking.
 
iluvanal2: i would like to share u and your ass with my hockey team
*BTW I sure hope RussianXXXstasy makes good dough, cos she sure puts up with a large crop of retards lol.
 
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Jessi said:
MadisonLeigh said:
I got this one in a MFC mail today...

"hey any student discount for skype, coz the tokens cost alot."

:lol:

I have gotten this one before. It really, really grinds my gears for some reason.

Shit, don't get me started on student discount (hey, too late!). I used to think it was absurd before I was a student, when I'd serve countless jumped-up little shits wanting student discount on the most inane bollocks you can imagine (one kid used his discount to buy Meet The Spartans. Meet The Spartans!), and now that I AM a student, I fucking KNOW it's absurd. I mean... just, fuck!
For a start, if you're a student, you should maybe be studying instead of, I dunno, watching Meet the fucking Spartans (it's cinematic aids!). But even if that's not the case, and I'm wrong, and you shouldn't be studying, and you SHOULD be watching Meet the fucking Spartans (of course you should!), you're a fucking student! Buy it out of your student loan!
I don't know what it's like over there in America Land, but ever since I've been a student in the UK, the government have been THROWING money at me. And about half of it, I don't even have to pay back! Why should some dipshit student be expected to pay less money to watch shit films than the people who hold down full-time jobs and no doubt work harder than said dipshit students? I mean, if you're in higher education, you're presumably there for a reason. You're there to get the qualifications you need to go out and get a job that pays a decent wage. People who have degrees, typically earn more than those who don't. They don't need to be spoilt with cheap DVDs on the way to all that future wealth. That's just greedy!
And if you're only in higther education cos' you can't be arsed to go out and find a job; you shouldn't be being encouraged by being rewarded with a discount price on Meet the fucking Spartans!
Aaaaaaaaaaaand... inhale :-x
Okay. I'm done. For now.
 
^ As a student I definitely appreciate businesses that offer a student discount, because who doesn't like discounts? But those are actual businesses who are benefiting from offering student deals, they are not just doing it out of the kindness of their hearts. I'm one girl who is trying to make enough money to survive and pay my own tuition. I get no benefit out of offering discounts to random people for Skype shows. The government certainly doesn't throw money at me for being a student! And I don't want to be in debt so I'm trying to get through without taking out loans. So I find it kinda insulting that someone would be like "Hey! I'm a student and I'm poor, and I want to make sure you're poor too, so here is a great idea...you should work for less money." It's pretty much a lose/lose and just made me facepalm that he would even ask. I'm not a movie theatre, dude...I'm a cam girl...no student discounts here.
 
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MadisonLeigh said:
^ As a student I definitely appreciate businesses that offer a student discount, because who doesn't like discounts? But those are actual businesses who are benefiting from offering student deals, they are not just doing it out of the kindness of their hearts. I'm one girl who is trying to make enough money to survive and pay my own tuition. I get no benefit out of offering discounts to random people for Skype shows. The government certainly doesn't throw money at me for being a student! And I don't want to be in debt so I'm trying to get through without taking out loans. So I find it kinda insulting that someone would be like "Hey! I'm a student and I'm poor, and I want to make sure you're poor too, so here is a great idea...you should work for less money." It's pretty much a lose/lose and just made me facepalm that he would even ask. I'm not a movie theatre, dude...I'm a cam girl...no student discounts here.
Can we try Cheap Tuesdays? Anyone been asked if they take a Seniors discount? :lol:
 
Some people have more money to spend as a student than when they weren't one.

Some people have less money to spend as a student than when they weren't one. And that's what the stereotype is. So there's student discounts.

(I've fallen into both categories over the years)

Now if only camgirls gave other camgirls discounts :p (j/k)
 
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I'm poor so I deserve to pay less for something.
Sure, maybe if it was food or school supplies. Not porn.
The university or government has a deal with the business to offer that, I get nothing for it other than setting a bad precedent.

I just can't...even..the taking for granted...the entitlement..wha... :woops:
I have a loan to pay myself here! :icon-cry:
 
@Jupiter551
Just so you will know in the future, Wednesdays are Senior Discount days. :lol: :whistle:
 
Jupiter551 said:
schlmoe said:
Seen in the lounge:
lol are you saying this thought hasn't crossed your mind too? How about your poor parents who have to delete your porn collection after you die!

Your ghost will look on as your elderly mother curiously clicks such filenames as 'Euromidgets 6' and 'The Riding of Bambi'

Dude, you're trolling the wrong guy here, lol.

1. both parents gone by the time I was 17
2. if there is an afterlife, I will be too busy trying to find a cool spot away from the fire and lava to be concerned with what's happening "upstairs" from where I'm at.
3. any DVD titles that are lying around start off with "Jiggly" or "Busty". No dwarf-porn here...not that there's anything wrong with that... :mrgreen:
4. with an encryption dongle (biometric), 2-factor authentication, and a recovery DVD (locked in a fire proof safe), all HDs will appear dead to the casual user (and talented dilettante). Obviously, there are countermeasures that can be used, but for all intensive purposes, you're looking at some boat anchors here.
5. thinking about Shaun's scenario, I figure after a day or two without food, my dog's chomping on my feet will pull my face off the keyboard and problem solved!

The bad news: all of your friends here now know that you are a dwarf-porn aficionado

The good news: I can help you with a schema to secure your, ahem... "special" tastes. Consulting fees start at 25001 tokens :mrgreen:
 
schlmoe said:
The bad news: all of your friends here now know that you are a dwarf-porn aficionado
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Actually I don't have any dwarf-porn...aside from a version of Snow White, but far more embarassing I do have copies of the porn spoofs of Avatar and Twilight :shhh:
 
Jupiter551 said:
schlmoe said:
The bad news: all of your friends here now know that you are a dwarf-porn aficionado
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Actually I don't have any dwarf-porn...aside from a version of Snow White, but far more embarassing I do have copies of the porn spoofs of Avatar and Twilight :shhh:

I saw This Aint Avatar
the paint kept coming off their bits
 
Jessi said:
Jupiter551 said:
schlmoe said:
The bad news: all of your friends here now know that you are a dwarf-porn aficionado
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Actually I don't have any dwarf-porn...aside from a version of Snow White, but far more embarassing I do have copies of the porn spoofs of Avatar and Twilight :shhh:

I saw This Aint Avatar
the paint kept coming off their bits
Yeah I also thought like it was so dark half the time you couldn't even see what was going on.
 
bud9752 said:
@Jupiter551
Just so you will know in the future, Wednesdays are Senior Discount days. :lol: :whistle:

And also Jup, on senior Wednesadys, if you get there between 1- 4:30, you get complimentary liver-n-onion buffet .... :lol: :lol:
 
SoTxBob said:
bud9752 said:
@Jupiter551
Just so you will know in the future, Wednesdays are Senior Discount days. :lol: :whistle:

And also Jup, on senior Wednesadys, if you get there between 1- 4:30, you get complimentary liver-n-onion buffet .... :lol: :lol:
Woot, is that the earlybird special?
 
Got the shrinking fetish guy again... but a burrito fetish guy too?!?! WTF?

TDnfC.jpg
 
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