Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SoTxBob]

flirting with them. It's definitely NOT obvious that it's a model's name.

yeah my first thought was that he was calling me hot dynamite :lol:

LMAO.. i just looked at his and the girls profiles... somebody's makin' payback posts.... :lol: :thumbleft:

 

[Jupiter551]

flirting with them. It's definitely NOT obvious that it's a model's name.

yeah my first thought was that he was calling me hot dynamite :lol:

LMAO.. i just looked at his and the girls profiles... somebody's makin' payback posts.... :lol: :thumbleft:

HAHAHAHAH that's awesome!!! Btw she has some annoying freaking autoplay going on lol

 

[Alana Cruise]

Member: "Take off bb"
Model: "What am I an airplane?"

 

[ComicOzzie]

bossofyou: ur soooo dam gorgeous bby think u can handle seein me shoot coke bby??: mmmmm

WTF?

 

[LilyMarie]

Quote from a basic member 2 mins ago in my room.

jackattack32: can you turn around for a second? I don't want to waste my money if I don't like what I see

I don't even know what to say to such people..

 

[JoleneBrody]

Quote from a basic member 2 mins ago in my room.

jackattack32: can you turn around for a second? I don't want to waste my money if I don't like what I see

I don't even know what to say to such people..

"What money?" Basics crack me up! how much you wanna bet he's been a basic for 4 years?

 

[thebanditx]

I wonder if he goes to bars and asks the
Same question. Before I buy u a drink can I have in writing you will put out so I don't waste money

 

[Rose]

Quote from a basic member 2 mins ago in my room.

jackattack32: can you turn around for a second? I don't want to waste my money if I don't like what I see

I don't even know what to say to such people..

"What money?" Basics crack me up! how much you wanna bet he's been a basic for 4 years?

Rotfl yea, these guys are a dime a dozen and never fail to make me lulz. I really enjoy banning them after pulling wise cracks like that.

 

[Jupiter551]

Not sure if this guy is a member, but he tragically has cancer. :crybaby:

He also uses his alleged cancer to attempt to hook up with every pornstar he can find on twitter because, you know, nothing gets rid of cancer like sticking your dick in Sara Jay's ass!

 

[PixieDust_]

Not sure if this guy is a member, but he tragically has cancer. :crybaby:

He also uses his alleged cancer to attempt to hook up with every pornstar he can find on twitter because, you know, nothing gets rid of cancer like sticking your dick in Sara Jay's ass!

Cancer or not
Thats just fucking pathetic to use that to meet pornstars
What a sad sad little man

 

[Jupiter551]

Not sure if this guy is a member, but he tragically has cancer. :crybaby:

He also uses his alleged cancer to attempt to hook up with every pornstar he can find on twitter because, you know, nothing gets rid of cancer like sticking your dick in Sara Jay's ass!

Cancer or not
Thats just fucking pathetic to use that to meet pornstars
What a sad sad little man

Yeah, he made his twitter account the day he said he found out he has cancer apparently lol - here's his first tweet:

@DiamondFoxxx I found out today I have stage 3 cancer I was hoping that I could meet you it'll make Me a lot happier at this time.
7 Jan via Mobile Web

 

[Nordling]

Back when AOL was still the place to go to chat online, I encountered a guy like that. Claimed he had terminal cancer and spent a lot of times trying to get sympathy from various women. He should have kept his story simple and not told so many details about himself. lol After a few weeks of everyone crying over him, we pretty much untangled his lie--he had no cancer.

 

[LilyPink]

Bizarrely I started crying on cam last night. I wasn't sad and I knew it would pass so I didn't bother hiding it.

Someone said "Show me your tits" instead of tipping me thousands of tokens out of pity.

 

[Jupiter551]

Bizarrely I started crying on cam last night. I wasn't sad and I knew it would pass so I didn't bother hiding it.

Someone said "Show me your tits" instead of tipping me thousands of tokens out of pity.

where's the WTF in this? This is standard operating procedure for MFC guys :lol:

 

[SoTxBob]

Theres not much edited.. just random WTF thought patterns of a troll amusing himself

nice_man3: to be honest, shes not as hot as she use to..
g-ady's time was awesome.. now she kinda looks way too fake..

nice_man3: hahahaha
nice_man3: i feel like sucking dicks.. anyone interested?
nice_man3: i'll chop off ur head and feed it to my cat..
G_Crazy: i feel like iggying
G_Crazy: done
cls77: your cat would choke
cls77: and die
nice_man3: my cat is in prison..
cls77: yeah why?
nice_man3: he killed an elephant with his eyebrows..
cls77: got arrested for eating your dick?
nice_man3: my dick is fine thank you.. hows yours??
cls77: huge
nice_man3: wait, you never had a blowjob before you sad fuck..
nice_man3: i see..

:whistle:
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[Megaclit]

Horny Member: Geeeez hon I wish I lived closer to you.
Model: Yeah. cuz um, every day at least 200 who do live closer, get to come over here and fuck me.

 

[AmberCutie]

I had already been on cam over 4 hours, done 2 multi-orgasmic group shows, rubbed lotion all over my ass and cooter, then this guy comes in while I'm promoting my VIP section and a pic set on sale:

"you know you make more money by doing stuff"


So we made jokes the rest of the night about how I need to "do stuff".

Check out the winner of a line from trigger_d also. :lol:

 

[Jessi]

I cant understand the mentality of guys who try to give me their phone number on Twitter.

 

[MadisonLeigh]

I cant understand the mentality of guys who try to give me their phone number on Twitter.

I think they're just like "oh man I'm talking to a hot girl on the internet!!", and are too delusional to realize why we're on Twitter in the first place.

I had a member leave me his phone number in a tip note last night, I got a serious lol out of it. Apparently I was supposed to call him, in addition to sending him a 200 token video for 100 tokens. Anyone want to make some prank phone calls? :whistle:

 

[Jupiter551]

Horny Member: Geeeez hon I wish I lived closer to you.
Model: Yeah. cuz um, every day at least 200 who do live closer, get to come over here and fuck me.

LOL Megaclit you're a riot, I love your sense of humour :mrgreen:

Check out the winner of a line from trigger_d also. :lol:

I dunno how the fuck I missed that trigger_d line LOL, probably a good thing since later I casually mentioned you particularly enjoy interracial porn, hopefully he was gone by then lol

Anyone want to make some prank phone calls? :whistle:

I bet Egyptbeauty would!!

 

[Jupiter551]

Horny Member: Geeeez hon I wish I lived closer to you.
Model: Yeah. cuz um, every day at least 200 who do live closer, get to come over here and fuck me.

Btw I hope you don't mind but I just had to tweet that cos it's funny as fuck :lol:

 

[Shaun__]

Check out the winner of a line from trigger_d also. :lol:

Why it is always big black cock? Seems like the size would be the important thing to be bragging about. If I was a horny cam model wanting a big cock I would take any color available.

 

[Megaclit]

Horny Member: Geeeez hon I wish I lived closer to you.
Model: Yeah. cuz um, every day at least 200 who do live closer, get to come over here and fuck me.

Btw I hope you don't mind but I just had to tweet that cos it's funny as fuck :lol:

It's an honour. Thank you, Jupiter!

 

[Jupiter551]

Check out the winner of a line from trigger_d also. :lol:

Why it is always big black cock? Seems like the size would be the important thing to be bragging about. If I was a horny cam model wanting a big cock I would take any color available.

You know, I feel doubly sorry for black guys with small dicks - expectations and all that. And frankly, I'd be totally unsurprised if most of the "big black cock" comments are from white guys living some kind of vicarious, slightly racist interracial fantasy.

 

[MrRodry]

:naughty:

 

[Jupiter551]

By Miss Amber's personal request...a compilation of this rocket surgeon's greatest hits:

buble111: you looking hot
buble111: how do we get personal?
buble111: bang bang
buble111: you got the full package wor lass!
buble111: am getting firm, for you1
buble111: hard
buble111: your super star
buble111: c ant hold ba ck
buble111: ohhhhhh yeahh!!!
buble111: how do i tip you?
buble111: your fully loaded1 your bangers are epic!
buble111: please pusy frig1
buble111: or 2
buble111: lets rok u pusy wor kid
buble111: please punanny?

 

[Rose]

By Miss Amber's personal request...a compilation of this rocket surgeon's greatest hits:

buble111: you looking hot
buble111: how do we get personal?
buble111: bang bang
buble111: you got the full package wor lass!
buble111: am getting firm, for you1
buble111: hard
buble111: your super star
buble111: c ant hold ba ck
buble111: ohhhhhh yeahh!!!
buble111: how do i tip you?
buble111: your fully loaded1 your bangers are epic!
buble111: please pusy frig1
buble111: or 2
buble111: lets rok u pusy wor kid
buble111: please punanny?

Rotfl!!! :lol: That is too good.

 

[Bocefish]

:whistle:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[ComicOzzie]

By Miss Amber's personal request...a compilation of this rocket surgeon's greatest hits:

buble111: you looking hot
buble111: how do we get personal?
buble111: bang bang
buble111: you got the full package wor lass!
buble111: am getting firm, for you1
buble111: hard
buble111: your super star
buble111: c ant hold ba ck
buble111: ohhhhhh yeahh!!!
buble111: how do i tip you?
buble111: your fully loaded1 your bangers are epic!
buble111: please pusy frig1
buble111: or 2
buble111: lets rok u pusy wor kid
buble111: please punanny?

This drooler was in MissButterfly's room last night spewing the same crap, except in ALL CAPS. She dropped the banhammer on him.