Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyMarie]

Today I switched my country to Vatican for the lulz, because I don't want to choose Germany for some reason.
This one member just asked me if I was actually from Vatican. I said that I'm from Germany.

bluemoonrisin: ok so the next thing u tell me was that the pope was in the hitler youth

What the actual fuck? How is that supposed to be funny???

Since Pope Benedict XVI was in the Hitler youth as was required by German law when he was 14 it is funny to me.

OK, I didn't know that. But like Jupiter said, anything concerning WWII is a taboo subject when you're talking to a German if you want to keep a conversation light and normal.
Maybe one day people here will be able to laugh at things like that but today is not that day. ^^ Basically, if you make a joke about the nazis in front of a German person, expect their face to go like this:
(btw, it's not funny to call me a "nazi cunt/whore/bitch", either.)

 

[Shaun__]

(btw, it's not funny to call me a "nazi cunt/whore/bitch", either.)

I do not think it is funny to call anyone those things. I feel bad when people say mean things to my friends like that. I know it has to get painful hearing hurtful things over and over even if you know they are not true.

 

[ComicOzzie]

hugg4u: daughter spread legs daughter zoooomm perfect pink vagina daughter

I saw this drooler post this exact thing in 3 different rooms today. Troll much?

And then this, immediately after..

hugg4u: sweety 400 tokn for 600mins skype show sweety
hugg4u: pm me

He is offering a whole 20 dollars for just a 10 hour Skype show. Bet he was having trouble keeping the models away with that kind of generosity.

Even assuming that was a typo and he meant 400 tokens for a 60 minute Skype show, it's still a ridiculous offer.

 

[EvaLee]

you may not think this but i think your breasts are beautiful

I *really* hate the backhanded compliments I get once in a while about my breasts. That could easily be translated to 'I know you have tiny nonexistant sex-industry-unacceptable sized breasts and that will probably depress you and you probably hate them, but I like them.'

 

[Red7227]

you may not think this but i think your breasts are beautiful

I *really* hate the backhanded compliments I get once in a while about my breasts. That could easily be translated to 'I know you have tiny nonexistant sex-industry-unacceptable sized breasts and that will probably depress you and you probably hate them, but I like them.'

I've only ever heard girls say that they think another girl needs a boob job. Guys for the most part don't care. He might have meant just what he said. That your boobs are adorable and you really don't need a boob job. Just to give you an idea of what this guy thinks of boob jobs, I hide models with boob jobs, as I think fake boobs are retarded on anyone who hasn't lost them to breast cancer.

The guy checklist for an attractive female is actually pretty short:

1/ Dosen't look like she has been chasing parked cars.

2/ Has nipples and at least the illusion of boobs.

3/ Has a vagina.

After that it is all personal preference - ass shape, fat, thin, tattoos, hair (or lack of), skin colour, eye colour, hair length, etc, etc.

 

[JoleneBrody]

This is from my profile wall from a person I've never met. I chose not to delete just so I can have a nice 'WTF' laugh anytime I look at my comments!

I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love

uke-huge:

 

[Jupiter551]

One of my favourite models got this weirdo post on her wall, I now tease her about her naughty nose and eyes like marbles.

Posted by fishndeep: October 18, 2011
Whats up? sexy, my beautiful, lovely, sexy Linalicious. You're one of a kind with beautiful, black hair, sexy eyes that sparkle like two marbles, you're naughty nose, you're tender cheeks, you're kissable sexy lips. I love your exercised fitness body. I love your hard in shape stomach. I love your beautiful magnificent feet because i would kiss and worship your sexy feet. You're smart and have positive attitude which i adore. All my love to you. Kisses and Hugs always. *_* @-}- God Bless You.

 

[LilyMarie]

Posted by fishndeep: October 18, 2011
sexy eyes that sparkle like two marbles

Seems like a rather awkward compliment to me. Marbles are round and have no facets, they don't really sparkle.. :shock:

 

[camstory]

One of my favourite models got this weirdo post on her wall, I now tease her about her naughty nose and eyes like marbles.

Posted by fishndeep: October 18, 2011
Whats up? sexy, my beautiful, lovely, sexy Linalicious. You're one of a kind with beautiful, black hair, sexy eyes that sparkle like two marbles, you're naughty nose, you're tender cheeks, you're kissable sexy lips. I love your exercised fitness body. I love your hard in shape stomach. I love your beautiful magnificent feet because i would kiss and worship your sexy feet. You're smart and have positive attitude which i adore. All my love to you. Kisses and Hugs always. *_* @-}- God Bless You.

What does this guy think he is doing? Flying a sign at the bottom of some busy offramp. How do I convey i'm just a simple dolt a little down on my luck, who could kindly use anything you might offer, as long as it is curency of some sort. Oh, and know that I am a godfearing soul, you see, here he is, right at the bottom of my cardboard sign. Yea, we both just hang out here being mutuaily nice, and kind, and O G here just wants to thank everyone. In fact he would like to bless all you genorus people.

Yea invoking God at the trailing edge of those homeless signs always helped pull in a few more guilt and obligation bucks.

Now lets see, there is very little chance of me getting with this model. But hey, maybe, if I get god to help me, she'll be persuaded to give me a little roll. I mean, I am obviously a kind nice person, - it really is the only charitable thing to, by god.


PS. Yes I have flown a sign soliciting handouts when my monthly disability stipend was cut off with 3 days notice, by a mechanism that was recently ruled an illegal act of the social security administration. I share this, because it provides me the opportunity to put a tiny dent in one of the biggest urban myths ever.

I don't care what you have been told or by how many independent sources you have heard it. No one ever got rich standing on an on/off ramp with a sign. There are not people who live in nice homes who heard homeless people to and from begging places by the van full in large citys like Austin tx., S.F. Ca., Portland Or., and probably in none of the others as well. Richard Gear never had gerbil/s in his ass, and the word history, is not derived from the words, his, and story.

Also I never once called on god or any other mythical or supernatural being to help me beg. I mean if he was down on his luck, I'll give him a pull off my bottle if I have one, and maybe let him stay at my camp, but when it comes to flying, he needs to find his own fucking ramp.

 

[camstory]

I love your exercised fitness body.

Had she at some point been possessed of body by demons?

 

[inkydoo]

Posted by fishndeep: October 18, 2011
sexy eyes that sparkle like two marbles

Seems like a rather awkward compliment to me. Marbles are round and have no facets, they don't really sparkle.. :shock:

Maybe he meant two marlboros.

"I want a girl with
Shoes that cut
And eyes that burn
Like cigarettes"

from Short Skirt / Long Jacket by Cake

 

[Jupiter551]

Posted by fishndeep: October 18, 2011
sexy eyes that sparkle like two marbles

Seems like a rather awkward compliment to me. Marbles are round and have no facets, they don't really sparkle.. :shock:

Lol it's a whole chain of awkward compliments - for instance how can a nose be "naughty"?

In reference to this I told her she has eyes like two shiny black plastic buttons, and that I think her nose was giving me "that" look

 

[JoleneBrody]

Posted by fishndeep: October 18, 2011
sexy eyes that sparkle like two marbles

Seems like a rather awkward compliment to me. Marbles are round and have no facets, they don't really sparkle.. :shock:

Well they do use marbles in taxidermy...

 

[Jupiter551]

was I being a white knight here? I think I was just more being a smartass, towards a stupid question lol

02:41:39 PM SkypeBarrel: are you really a mute?
02:41:52 PM Draculinaa: hum?
02:41:59 PM SkypeBarrel: someone said you're a mute
02:42:15 PM Draculinaa: ye aim mute
02:42:17 PM Jvpiter: if someone told you to jump off a bridge..
02:42:19 PM Draculinaa: [:mute]
02:42:24 PM Draculinaa: oh jump
02:42:26 PM Draculinaa: def jump
02:42:27 PM Draculinaa:
02:42:28 PM SkypeBarrel: piter that's hardly the same thing
02:42:33 PM SkypeBarrel: but thank you for being a white knight immediately
02:42:40 PM Jvpiter: lol np
02:42:44 PM SkypeBarrel: dumbass
02:42:46 PM SkypeBarrel: [:shootself]

 

[LilyMarie]

Posted by fishndeep: October 18, 2011
sexy eyes that sparkle like two marbles

Seems like a rather awkward compliment to me. Marbles are round and have no facets, they don't really sparkle.. :shock:

Well they do use marbles in taxidermy...

...oops. ^^ Forget everything I said. :-D

 

[schlmoe]

was I being a white knight here? I think I was just more being a smartass, towards a stupid question lol

02:41:39 PM SkypeBarrel: are you really a mute?
02:41:52 PM Draculinaa: hum?
02:41:59 PM SkypeBarrel: someone said you're a mute
02:42:15 PM Draculinaa: ye aim mute
02:42:17 PM Jvpiter: if someone told you to jump off a bridge..
02:42:19 PM Draculinaa: [:mute]
02:42:24 PM Draculinaa: oh jump
02:42:26 PM Draculinaa: def jump
02:42:27 PM Draculinaa:
02:42:28 PM SkypeBarrel: piter that's hardly the same thing
02:42:33 PM SkypeBarrel: but thank you for being a white knight immediately
02:42:40 PM Jvpiter: lol np
02:42:44 PM SkypeBarrel: dumbass
02:42:46 PM SkypeBarrel: [:shootself]

So "piter" is what we call you now? Good, I was never sure how to pronounce "Jvp"...

 

[Jupiter551]

So "piter" is what we call you now? Good, I was never sure how to pronounce "Jvp"...

UGH no, only that retard and one slovenian model (who's forgiven) calls me that

 

[AshleyMarks]

On C-Bate:Last night, on cam I had one member tell me that what I was charging for a cum show was "too much"(I was going to password protect my room and do a private/group type show). I had my goal set at 1,000 tokens. He said I was not decent and did not "deserve" that much. I told him I knew I worth that and much more and that it is not up to him to tell me how much I am worth. Needless to say---> BAN.
Another member came in later and said "I did not realize I was entering Sea World when I clicked on your cam" I banned him and moved on with my normal chat. Who the hell do these people think they are to tell me I am charging too much? I am my own boss for a reason. I only have to follow the rules set aside by the site. I can charge what I want. (Even if some think it is too much). There's the possibility I will not get that much, but it is still my choice.

 

[Anonymous]

On C-Bate:Last night, on cam I had one member tell me that what I was charging for a cum show was "too much"(I was going to password protect my room and do a private/group type show). I had my goal set at 1,000 tokens. He said I was not decent and did not "deserve" that much. I told him I knew I worth that and much more and that it is not up to him to tell me how much I am worth. Needless to say---> BAN.
Another member came in later and said "I did not realize I was entering Sea World when I clicked on your cam" I banned him and moved on with my normal chat. Who the hell do these people think they are to tell me I am charging too much? I am my own boss for a reason. I only have to follow the rules set aside by the site. I can charge what I want. (Even if some think it is too much). There's the possibility I will not get that much, but it is still my choice.

You tell 'em, MercyRain! :-D

Hell, you could even have a goal of freaking 200 tokens ($10), and some asshole would still complain that it's too much. LOL.

 

[AmberCutie]

So "piter" is what we call you now? Good, I was never sure how to pronounce "Jvp"...

UGH no, only that retard and one slovenian model (who's forgiven) calls me that

In all fairness, if I didn't already know your name from previous spellings and from here, I might call you piter as well. JVP isn't pronounceable unless you realize it's supposed to have a U sound, and in English, V isn't pronounced like U.

 

[camstory]

On C-Bate:Last night, on cam I had one member tell me that what I was charging for a cum show was "too much"(I was going to password protect my room and do a private/group type show). I had my goal set at 1,000 tokens. He said I was not decent and did not "deserve" that much. I told him I knew I worth that and much more and that it is not up to him to tell me how much I am worth. Needless to say---> BAN.
Another member came in later and said "I did not realize I was entering Sea World when I clicked on your cam" I banned him and moved on with my normal chat. Who the hell do these people think they are to tell me I am charging too much? I am my own boss for a reason. I only have to follow the rules set aside by the site. I can charge what I want. (Even if some think it is too much). There's the possibility I will not get that much, but it is still my choice.

Absolutely! The first guy might have been as much idiot, as angry. The second was all anger. At what? who knows, - his ex, his current, his lack of current, his drug of choice, the lack of his drug of choice. I guessing it's a combination of things, the least of which, is his ongoing fight with his cock, that's constantly nagging at him, while refusing to cooperate under the best of circumstances. He is also maybe a little mad at himself for being nasty, (but probably not), and probably is for how worthless he feels for having no originality, or creativity, having used that borrowed sea-world line for the last three months, in numerous rooms.

My first reaction having finished your post, was, why did she give the first guy any more energy than the second. He may not have been trying to be as obviously nasty as the other fuck, (but probably was just as nasty), but alternatively was so stupid, having questioned what you were charging, that no amount of explanation would ever be enough. IMO, he deserved dismissal from your room, as soon after he clicked the send button, as it was comfortable, for you to reach the ban button. :twocents-02cents:

 

[camstory]

So "piter" is what we call you now? Good, I was never sure how to pronounce "Jvp"...

UGH no, only that retard and one slovenian model (who's forgiven) calls me that

Add one retard, piter old buddy. :lol:

 

[AshleyMarks]

Absolutely! The first guy might have been as much idiot, as angry. The second was all anger. At what? who knows, - his ex, his current, his lack of current, his drug of choice, the lack of his drug of choice. I guessing it's a combination of things, the least of which, is his ongoing fight with his cock, that's constantly nagging at him, while refusing to cooperate under the best of circumstances. He is also maybe a little mad at himself for being nasty, (but probably not), and probably is for how worthless he feels for having no originality, or creativity, having used that borrowed sea-world line for the last three months, in numerous rooms.

My first reaction having finished your post, was, why did she give the first guy any more energy than the second. He may not have been trying to be as obviously nasty as the other fuck, (but probably was just as nasty), but alternatively was so stupid, having questioned what you were charging, that no amount of explanation would ever be enough. IMO, he deserved dismissal from your room, as soon after he clicked the send button, as it was comfortable, for you to reach the ban button. :twocents-02cents:

This^. People that want to talk shit always get the banhammer in my room. It's an "ADULT" site and some people are just incapable of being mature like an adult and clicking next model or CTRL-X. If they can't do it, I am happy to help them out. I think 1,000 tokens is a reasonable goal, hell, some girls charge upwards of 6,000- 8,000 tokens, and if I ever gain enough popularity, I will continue to push my goals higher. I am slowly working my way up the chain. I have faith in myself and I know I am worth more than just $10 for a show. I may be a bigger girl, but I have high hopes for myself and I am very determined.

 

[LailaBaise]

him: hello and good morning. I have a quick question. Do u think u can give me a 20-min skype show for 22 bucks from paypal?
KarmelKiss: no
him: no??
KarmelKiss: no
him: well i am physically attracted to u..pls don't prevent me from having fun with u
KarmelKiss: no
him: alright..have a fucking nice day
KarmelKiss: you too

Guess who came back tonight?!

H: hello and good evening. I'll go straight to the point. Are you available for a 20-min skype show? i can pay 22 bucks for that from paypal
KarmelKiss: lol no
KarmelKiss: you asked me that before
H: lool when?
KarmelKiss: and were quite rude when i refused
H: uff i do that sometimes.. sorry

Haha!

 

[Bocefish]

lol :lol: Sometimes I have a hard time remembering entire weekends, but that was pathetic.

 

[ComicOzzie]

was I being a white knight here? I think I was just more being a smartass, towards a stupid question lol

02:41:39 PM SkypeBarrel: are you really a mute?
02:41:52 PM Draculinaa: hum?
02:41:59 PM SkypeBarrel: someone said you're a mute
02:42:15 PM Draculinaa: ye aim mute
02:42:17 PM Jvpiter: if someone told you to jump off a bridge..
02:42:19 PM Draculinaa: [:mute]
02:42:24 PM Draculinaa: oh jump
02:42:26 PM Draculinaa: def jump
02:42:27 PM Draculinaa:
02:42:28 PM SkypeBarrel: piter that's hardly the same thing
02:42:33 PM SkypeBarrel: but thank you for being a white knight immediately
02:42:40 PM Jvpiter: lol np
02:42:44 PM SkypeBarrel: dumbass
02:42:46 PM SkypeBarrel: [:shootself]

SkypeBarrel was one of the main reasons I left the lounge a long time ago. His dumbness has no bounds.

 

[Jupiter551]

him: hello and good morning. I have a quick question. Do u think u can give me a 20-min skype show for 22 bucks from paypal?
KarmelKiss: no
him: no??
KarmelKiss: no
him: well i am physically attracted to u..pls don't prevent me from having fun with u
KarmelKiss: no
him: alright..have a fucking nice day
KarmelKiss: you too

Guess who came back tonight?!

H: hello and good evening. I'll go straight to the point. Are you available for a 20-min skype show? i can pay 22 bucks for that from paypal
KarmelKiss: lol no
KarmelKiss: you asked me that before
H: lool when?
KarmelKiss: and were quite rude when i refused
H: uff i do that sometimes.. sorry

Haha!

Lol wow, the sequel was just the same plot, rehashed with a twist at the end! Like Scream.

 

[Anonymous]

A guy (he USED to be a generous tipper) told me that since he got a new girlfriend, he didn't feel the need to tip MFC models, because it's like "paying for pussy." He appeared in my room briefly the other night to say hi, and he MFC Mailed me to ask if my phone number's still the same, because he wanted to keep in touch through text. :roll:

I told him he can continue chatting with me via MFC chat and Twitter. I'm curious what his response to this will be, because when I checked last, he hadn't read my MFC Mail yet.

But a short while ago, I decided to stop offering my phone number, because 1) it's my PERSONAL info and 2) I'm tired of guys thinking that having my number means they don't need to tip me anymore, and it just leads them on into thinking we're gonna meet up in person.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

Heh - I had a member tell me after talking about a private skype show (we did one once) for about 2-3 months, that he had just come to the realization that he could be paying the same amount to a hooker than a camgirl, and getting much closer to what he was actually looking for. :angry4:

 

[AshleyMarks]

A guy (he USED to be a generous tipper) told me that since he got a new girlfriend, he didn't feel the need to tip MFC models, because it's like "paying for pussy." He appeared in my room briefly the other night to say hi, and he MFC Mailed me to ask if my phone number's still the same, because he wanted to keep in touch through text. :roll:

I told him he can continue chatting with me via MFC chat and Twitter. I'm curious what his response to this will be, because when I checked last, he hadn't read my MFC Mail yet.

But a short while ago, I decided to stop offering my phone number, because 1) it's my PERSONAL info and 2) I'm tired of guys thinking that having my number means they don't need to tip me anymore, and it just leads them on into thinking we're gonna meet up in person.

You could always set up a Google Voice number http://www.google.com/mail . I think you can change it as many times as you need to. Just set up a model email on there, and then you can install google voice in your browser so you will be able to make calls without giving out personal info. That's what I am doing now. Also, for texting and those who have smartphones who don't want to give out their real number, there is an app that allows you to text for free that gives you a completely different number than your real number. You can also use it on the PC. http://www.pinger.com/textfree/
Edit: I think you have to have the app on your phone before you can use it on the PC. If you go to the android market and search textfree, or pinger, it will take you to the app. Download it and set it up, then you are ready to go.