Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Miss__Kitty]

Ok, so I recently started a youtube channel and decided it would be fun to post topics each week that are over things that are on my mind at the time. Just posted my very first vid. Honestly, it makes me come off as kind of super bitchy, but it is pretty damn funny and incredibly true! And if you have watched me for more than 5 minutes ever, you know I don't bitch a whole lot at all. It is over "The dumb shit, dumb mother fuckers say to women on MFC". Lol, decided this was the perfect place to share it. Enjoy!

http://youtu.be/ISWeK72F7V0

 

[Nordling]

Ok, so I recently started a youtube channel and decided it would be fun to post topics each week that are over things that are on my mind at the time. Just posted my very first vid. Honestly, it makes me come off as kind of super bitchy, but it is pretty damn funny and incredibly true! And if you have watched me for more than 5 minutes ever, you know I don't bitch a whole lot at all. It is over "The dumb shit, dumb mother fuckers say to women on MFC". Lol, decided this was the perfect place to share it. Enjoy!

http://youtu.be/ISWeK72F7V0

Ha! Very good. You covered all the major WTF Comments.

I'd like to add that as retarded-sounding as "BB" is, "baby" is only degrees better... I mean talking to a complete stranger with this level of familiarity makes me think we're all suddenly transported into a really bad Frank Sinatra film from the fifties. "Hey baby, you got great gams."

 

[Jupiter551]

I dunno who started "bb" but I get called it constantly by non-english-as a-first-language models... I think they pass it on to the bloobs and basics and they in turn infect new models entering the site. I've seen non-MFC models use it on other sites though so it's probably pre-MFC

 

[LadyLuna]

I dunno who started "bb" but I get called it constantly by non-english-as a-first-language models... I think they pass it on to the bloobs and basics and they in turn infect new models entering the site. I've seen non-MFC models use it on other sites though so it's probably pre-MFC

I have heard it used in schools, by teenagers, towards their... girl of the week.

That was back in... meh, somewhere between August 2005 and May 2008 x.x (I remember which school, but not which time at that school... so...)

EDIT: My guess is it came from text messages. Any way to get rid of a couple letters, right?

 

[ComicOzzie]

I dunno who started "bb" but I get called it constantly by non-english-as a-first-language models... I think they pass it on to the bloobs and basics and they in turn infect new models entering the site. I've seen non-MFC models use it on other sites though so it's probably pre-MFC

I first saw it on Live Jasmin.

 

[Nordling]

I first saw it a very long time ago, but it referred to Brigitte Bardot. lol

 

[Rose]

bloobmemberinpm: would u do pee and poo show for me on skyp?
me: Sure, for 20,000 tokens.
bloobmemberinpm: nvm

He left before I could ban him. I had a larger than normal number of idiots today so I went on a banning spree and made myself giggle over all their stupid comments.

 

[NoelleBright]

In my best friends room last night:
basic: u like cofee on ur romantic evening?
basic: in ur bathroom with ur lover men
:confusion-scratchheadblue:

 

[LailaBaise]

In my best friends room last night:
basic: u like cofee on ur romantic evening?
basic: in ur bathroom with ur lover men
:confusion-scratchheadblue:

Coffee enema perhaps?

 

[Neudiin]

In my best friends room last night:
basic: u like cofee on ur romantic evening?
basic: in ur bathroom with ur lover men
:confusion-scratchheadblue:

Coffee enema perhaps?

The best part of waking up is coffee in your butt!

 

[MrRodry]

 

[JoleneBrody]

Hahahahahahaha! did you draw a septum ring on her? You are too fucking much!

 

[Anonymous]

A guy used "bb" in my room once and said that, for him, "bb" stands for "Black bush." :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

A guy used "bb" in my room once and said that, for him, "bb" stands for "Black bush." :lol:

so he used it like "I want 2 jizz in ur silky bb ma" ?

 

[Anonymous]

A guy used "bb" in my room once and said that, for him, "bb" stands for "Black bush." :lol:

so he used it like "I want 2 jizz in ur silky bb ma" ?

My bb isn't silky...it's nappy (if I let it grow). :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Late last night/early morning on MFC:


"Well since you're about to log off, can you take off your bra and show your boobs?"


Um...the lack of tokens IS the reason I'm logging off earlier than planned. DUH! LOL.

 

[Teagan]

My room the other night. Only reason i even entertained him was because my room was getting a kick out of it and cracking up making fun of him.

Member: bb we meet?
Teagan_Chase: sorry i don't meet members.
Member: no we meet in real life. i real person bb
Teagan_Chase: As opposed to other people in here who are robots?
Member: i real person see. real man with money. i transfer to euro for you if you wish
Teagan_Chase: I'm american dude.
Member: okey okey bb. how about skype
Teagan_Chase: You can take me private or exclusive here. Thats it.
Member: but if we skype you will see i is real and we can meet in person then.
Teagan_Chase: Wowww. Why don't you take your money and buy a damn clue with a side of English comprehension classes dude.
Member: is that a no. if you wish we can start just on hpone talking till we meet
Member: i pay
Member: helllo

 

[sxycherrypie]

My room the other night. Only reason i even entertained him was because my room was getting a kick out of it and cracking up making fun of him.

Member: bb we meet?
Teagan_Chase: sorry i don't meet members.
Member: no we meet in real life. i real person bb
Teagan_Chase: As opposed to other people in here who are robots?
Member: i real person see. real man with money. i transfer to euro for you if you wish
Teagan_Chase: I'm american dude.
Member: okey okey bb. how about skype
Teagan_Chase: You can take me private or exclusive here. Thats it.
Member: but if we skype you will see i is real and we can meet in person then.
Teagan_Chase: Wowww. Why don't you take your money and buy a damn clue with a side of English comprehension classes dude.
Member: is that a no. if you wish we can start just on hpone talking till we meet
Member: i pay
Member: helllo

Lol wow this guy needs to go back to school.

 

[LilyMarie]

A guy in AspenRae's room wants to buy her car.

BigDik84: how much do i tip to get that SEXYYYYY car
BigDik84: i want
BigDik84: it
BigDik84: its my dream car
BigDik84: what if i tip 1,000,000 tokens
BigDik84: NO U WILL GIVE IT i fi tip 50k on ur beautiful ass

a little later:
BigDik84: i would pay u 100dollars on paypal if u did

 

[LaceyRoyce]

mmmm case those tits bb!

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

When I logged off SM last night I checked my messages, and I had a really sweet one until the last line: "sorry, but how did your dad not go crazy having you around every day?"

....................disgusting.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Nagtatae: everything about her is perfect. probably even her shit does not stink

sigh...

 

[JoleneBrody]

In Ambahs room this morning. This may have been an inside joke but it made me laugh.

Ur mole is turning me on bb

 

[Jupiter551]

In Ambahs room this morning. This may have been an inside joke but it made me laugh.

Ur mole is turning me on bb

try the emote :hugsmole - made it for a friend with whom I have a running joke regarding her mole

 

[Nordling]

He was doing fine with:

mxer69: love your smile.

But that wasn't enough for this bozo, he just had to add:

mxer69: love your over bite

 

[PlayboyMegan]

guy: do you dildo yourself in the ass?
me: no, sorry.
guy: then why the fuck are you even on this site?!


HAHAHA!

 

[AmberCutie]

In Ambahs room this morning. This may have been an inside joke but it made me laugh.

Ur mole is turning me on bb

Totally not a joke. I was attacked by so many bloobs Thanksgiving morning.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Itsgotawart: My cock has a small GROWTH on it which seems to excite some girls in a special way,

Explaining his member name to the room...

 

[LailaBaise]

Itsgotawart: My cock has a small GROWTH on it which seems to excite some girls in a special way,

Explaining his member name to the room...

ex·cite   [ik-sahyt] Show IPA
verb (used with object), -cit·ed, -cit·ing.
1.
to arouse or stir up the emotions or feelings of: to excite a person to anger; actions that excited his father's wrath.
2.
to arouse or stir up (emotions or feelings): to excite jealousy or hatred.
:lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

proudfoot: pm babes
CrackMyHoles: o
CrackMyHoles: no
CrackMyHoles: type here
proudfoot: grt ass
CrackMyHoles: ty
CrackMyHoles: lol
CrackMyHoles: thats all to say in pm?