Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[schlmoe]

I truly found your silly, humorous, my stupidity, humorous, and the fact that we have traveled so far in getting here, humorous, and the whole thing sadly quite funny. :-D

And you now have your own "turd" story to tell your future grand-kids! "Gauche, qauche, or quacamole...which one are you trying to be?"

 

[EmelieSky]

All this silly talk about gauche and quacamole is confusing for this little swede. I don't understand a thing about it, except guacamole, we actually have that over here too

"Gauche" didn't turn up in any dictionary either, so I ended up just google it.

 

[Jupiter551]

hmmm :-D

I had a member come in to inform me that my tattoos made me look like "Iranian sea creature"...

Really curious about Iranian sea creatures now.. did a google search and found a bunch (really beautiful pics actually http://www.irandefence.net/showthread.php?t=57171)

Didn't find any that looked like JoJo but possibly one of her toys - note the clit-tickler on the far side:

 

[Jupiter551]

Cut to the chase: I was just being a smart-ass. From my end, if you have to explain it...it couldn't have been that funny (although I was laughing on the inside).

Yeah I totally got what you were saying at first, it was Rose's useage of quache and quacamole that confused the hell outta me lol...

All this silly talk about gauche and quacamole is confusing for this little swede. I don't understand a thing about it, except guacamole, we actually have that over here too

"Gauche" didn't turn up in any dictionary either, so I ended up just google it.

It just means crass or tasteless Emelie.

 

[Rose]

Cut to the chase: I was just being a smart-ass. From my end, if you have to explain it...it couldn't have been that funny (although I was laughing on the inside).

Yeah I totally got what you were saying at first, it was Rose's useage of quache and quacamole that confused the hell outta me lol...

All this silly talk about gauche and quacamole is confusing for this little swede. I don't understand a thing about it, except guacamole, we actually have that over here too

"Gauche" didn't turn up in any dictionary either, so I ended up just google it.

It just means crass or tasteless Emelie.

I was trying to be silly about the quacamole comment because it's one of my favorite foods, but I guess my silliness turned out lame lol.

 

[Jupiter551]

not lame, I've just never seen it spelled with a Q lol

 

[Rose]

not lame, I've just never seen it spelled with a Q lol

That was probably a typo then. guache-quache looks the same on my laptop when I'm not wearing glasses.

 

[Deathdoll]

stepdaughter why iam cuffed in bed and what in that box
no out box spiders coming help
no ur spiders doing a web on stepdads face i cant breath
what u mean u trained ur spiderds to bite as u strip
noooooooooo

 

[reggieholtz]

stepdaughter why iam cuffed in bed and what in that box
no out box spiders coming help
no ur spiders doing a web on stepdads face i cant breath
what u mean u trained ur spiderds to bite as u strip
noooooooooo

WTF?

 

[JoleneBrody]

stepdaughter why iam cuffed in bed and what in that box
no out box spiders coming help
no ur spiders doing a web on stepdads face i cant breath
what u mean u trained ur spiderds to bite as u strip
noooooooooo

This tops "Iranian sea creature" ten fold!

 

[FifthElephant]

Umm - wut?

 

[EvaLee]

show u r properties. omfg I just died. Had these two last night.

While completely clothed and just getting online:

show anal now

While laying on my back naked, this guy wanted to see my butt hole SO bad that he was trying to pose me in a way that he could see it. Saying things like 'lean back farther' 'put butt up' 'thighs up' 'legs apart.' I did the opposite the whole time while laughing my ass off but finally these two comments came out:

knees to face
role back

So then we had a good laugh for about 20 minutes as we all joked about Walmart's roll backs while wrestling and putting knees in faces. :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

god this thread always has me in stitches

 

[Nordling]

god this thread always has me in stitches

:lol: Secret: It's my favorite thread. lol

 

[Jupiter551]

stepdaughter why iam cuffed in bed and what in that box
no out box spiders coming help
no ur spiders doing a web on stepdads face i cant breath
what u mean u trained ur spiderds to bite as u strip
noooooooooo

This tops "Iranian sea creature" ten fold!

Best of both worlds:

stepdaughter why iam cuffed in bed and what in that aquarium
no out aquarium Iranian sea creatures coming help
no ur sea creatures doing a ink-squirt on stepdads face i cant breath
what u mean u trained ur Iranian sea creatures to bite as u strip
noooooooooo

 

[Jupiter551]

:character-oldtimer: :character-sebastian: :character-sebastian: :teasing-whipblue:

 

[LilyMarie]

During a countdown.

"show us already!"
"i want to see that pussy already"
"it better look nice that pussy"
"u got enough now show us"

all that from someone who didn't tip ONCE. :roll:
I know I shouldn't be surprised, but those people still make me go 'WTF?!'.

 

[sxycherrypie]

Had a premium in my room asking if I knew HIM.At first I was like oh god another religiously crazy person.HE kept on asking me and asking me and I kept asking him just to make sure who the hell was him. After I asked like 10 freakin times he's like it is a band. And i am like oh ok have not heard of it. Then he called me a moron just because I did not know the band and continued being an asshole which lasted lets say 2 mins (2 mins too long) while I was banning him in the chat options. I have windows xp so it is hard to click on the ban button cause the window is too big and even if I minimize it the ban button does not show still.Bummer. Oh well that asshole got a 60 day ban =D.

 

[Jupiter551]

I hope it was Nickelback. If I was a model I'd LOVE to ban Nickelback.

 

[LilyMarie]

I'm pretty sure he was talking about HIM ^^

 

[sxycherrypie]

Yea I looked HIM up just to see if it was a good band and it is ok I guess but not good or great.And no I just hope jupiter that you hate the movie Rambo lol.

 

[camstory]

While in a slow room early this morning,

member comes into room and says,





"just came from this model's profile"






"and listed under occupation is"














"Cock Whisperer"

 

[sxycherrypie]

While in a slow room early this morning,

member comes into room and says,





"just came from this model's profile"






"and listed under occupation is"














"Cock Whisperer"

:lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

lol yeah I've seen Cock Whisperer listed before but forgot who lol, I tried to change my member name to ModelWhisperer ages ago but it's too long

never heard of "HIM" but getting pissy because a model hasn't heard of your band is pretty damn pathetic lol. What's Rambo got to do with anything?

 

[JoleneBrody]

I farken LOVE me some Rambo!!!!

 

[Jupiter551]

Had a premium in my room asking if I knew HIM.At first I was like oh god another religiously crazy person.

Lol re-reading that after finding out HIM is a band name makes it funny as fuck, I would have thought he was a christian nut too.

"Have you let HIM into your life today camgirl? Also show feet bb."

 

[sxycherrypie]

Had a premium in my room asking if I knew HIM.At first I was like oh god another religiously crazy person.

Lol re-reading that after finding out HIM is a band name makes it funny as fuck, I would have thought he was a christian nut too.

"Have you let HIM into your life today camgirl? Also show feet bb."

Iknow right? :lol: .

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

While in a slow room early this morning,

member comes into room and says,





"just came from this model's profile"






"and listed under occupation is"














"Cock Whisperer"

My occupation is listed as "cocksmith" I like to pretend I am in an old blacksmith station all day "smithing cocks" :-D

 

[schlmoe]

My occupation is listed as "cocksmith" I like to pretend I am in an old blacksmith station all day "smithing cocks" :-D

old blacksmith station

Hmmm, forge w/red hot coals, anvil & hammer, iron poking things...kind of a frightening thought... :shock:

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

My occupation is listed as "cocksmith" I like to pretend I am in an old blacksmith station all day "smithing cocks" :-D

old blacksmith station

Hmmm, forge w/red hot coals, anvil & hammer, iron poking things...kind of a frightening thought... :shock:

I think it suites me, I can be rather frightening