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I was swept away when I read that I was like awww how sweet. lol. Im just a sap though lol.ComicOzzie said:
sxycherrypie said:
It starts off with an innocent question "Have you seen my keys?" and ends with a smart ass answer "Well have you looked everywhere?" :shock:
sxycherrypie said:
You guys are acting like this is uncommon on MFC? lol
There seems to be an entire genre of mostly-russian tag team models who just do this all day. Presumably they take turns.
I had a basic come in and say I want to fuck your country.
I wanted to make a Jeff Dunham joke so bad!
I wanted to make a Jeff Dunham joke so bad!
sxycherrypie said:What is a baguette?Jupiter551 said:ViruSphere said:
Not yet
A type of French bread. You've probably had it before. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baguette
MelissaLauren is originally from France I believe.
Yup I have had that bread before it is yummy. But I would never fuck myself it though cause I may eat it before I get to fuck it LOL.(I would not fuck it anyway)
KittyWilde just took down a guy in such an awesome way. I was in the Lounge for it, but she repeated what the guy said. I think I got the quote right...
"Take off your clothes you dirty slut so I can pay you and you can give your money to your fucking boyfriend so he can pay more little sluts like you."
Her verbal response, after getting up close to the cam like she was whispering (again, not certain of complete accuracy) : "Yeah, I'll take my clothes off for you because I'm a fucking dirty slut. I'm a fucking dirty whore and I'm going to give all your money to my fucking boyfriend so he can pay more little sluts like me."
"Take off your clothes you dirty slut so I can pay you and you can give your money to your fucking boyfriend so he can pay more little sluts like you."
Her verbal response, after getting up close to the cam like she was whispering (again, not certain of complete accuracy) : "Yeah, I'll take my clothes off for you because I'm a fucking dirty slut. I'm a fucking dirty whore and I'm going to give all your money to my fucking boyfriend so he can pay more little sluts like me."
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Posted today on this forum!! 
This same member also posted another thread on the below mentioned model along similar lines. :lol: The funniest I've seen so far.
pkryosef:
"So i was promised Nudity or Semi nudity by SuzySmartz all over again in the last 3 months on groups and privates. i've spent between 30,000 to 40,000 tokens on her. as my name goes (Yosef) you understand that i'm from a country where my monthly salary isn't so high. i've spent almost 3 months of salary on SuzySmartz being promsied for Nudity.
I'm thinking about calling the credit card company and tell them about the Fraud and CB all of the payments i sent to Suzy.
Should i do it ?"
This same member also posted another thread on the below mentioned model along similar lines. :lol: The funniest I've seen so far.pkryosef:
"So i was promised Nudity or Semi nudity by SuzySmartz all over again in the last 3 months on groups and privates. i've spent between 30,000 to 40,000 tokens on her. as my name goes (Yosef) you understand that i'm from a country where my monthly salary isn't so high. i've spent almost 3 months of salary on SuzySmartz being promsied for Nudity.
I'm thinking about calling the credit card company and tell them about the Fraud and CB all of the payments i sent to Suzy.
Should i do it ?"
Yea I saw that too and I am here thinking is he high?blackxrose said:Posted today on this forum!!
pkryosef:
"So i was promised Nudity or Semi nudity by SuzySmartz all over again in the last 3 months on groups and privates. i've spent between 30,000 to 40,000 tokens on her. as my name goes (Yosef) you understand that i'm from a country where my monthly salary isn't so high. i've spent almost 3 months of salary on SuzySmartz being promsied for Nudity.
I'm thinking about calling the credit card company and tell them about the Fraud and CB all of the payments i sent to Suzy.
Should i do it ?"
I had someone in last night whos comments made me wtf...
They had said I had a "meaty pussy" in my main room, but the way they used it sounded rude. They had also PM'd me, and were forcefully asking me to open their cam. The rest of the conversation was something like this:
Me: That post in my room seemed kind of rude...
Them: OMFG Get your head out of your ass!
Me: ?? LMAO
Them: Yeah, me too. Im laughing at you cuz youre a joke
Me: Coming from a punchline, thats not much of an insult... *ignore click*
They had said I had a "meaty pussy" in my main room, but the way they used it sounded rude. They had also PM'd me, and were forcefully asking me to open their cam. The rest of the conversation was something like this:
Me: That post in my room seemed kind of rude...
Them: OMFG Get your head out of your ass!
Me: ?? LMAO
Them: Yeah, me too. Im laughing at you cuz youre a joke
Me: Coming from a punchline, thats not much of an insult... *ignore click*
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On streamate, got two good ones. First, during a paid show:
He could see my pussy. It was right in front of the camera. Um, what?
In free chat:
Sounds like he's wanting to know how I like to kill myself. Psst: the word is "position". Poison is how you kill someone and poisson is the French word for fish. (yes, in French the difference between a good meal and death in a bottle is a single s)
He could see my pussy. It was right in front of the camera. Um, what?
In free chat:
Sounds like he's wanting to know how I like to kill myself. Psst: the word is "position". Poison is how you kill someone and poisson is the French word for fish.
(yes, in French the difference between a good meal and death in a bottle is a single s)
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camstory said:
OMG, thank you for posting this. I totally forgot all about when that happened. It's so friggin' funny to read that again.
I am an awful speeler, but I think I would have to be very tired, or very drunk, or a combination of the two to put possion, or poison, in place of position. My question might be, 'how many pussy,he thinks you have. Breaking the contract that binds matched subject to verbage, he has used the singular "pussy" with the plural "are"?LadyLuna said:On streamate, got two good ones. First, during a paid show:
He could see my pussy. It was right in front of the camera. Um, what?
In free chat:
Sounds like he's wanting to know how I like to kill myself. Psst: the word is "position". Poison is how you kill someone and poisson is the French word for fish.
Not a whole bunch different, than this I saw used in Shellybbwxoxo room yesterday. "See how much fingers you can put in pussy?" I suggested, "How many too", and then, "Or how many more, than two?" No one seemed to see ether. They had moved on to suggesting DP, and how much dildos she should use, and where.
I guess pussy COULD be the plural of pussy in some circumstances.
A cornucopia of pussy...a plethora of pussy...an assload of pussy...an entire continent brimming with pussy.
A cornucopia of pussy...a plethora of pussy...an assload of pussy...an entire continent brimming with pussy.
That's some funny shite. I Know no french, but reading the sentence slowly and deliberately in the chance that my effort alone would magically bring some understanding, I was left only, with what I had started. Some comparison of a Dildo to a baguette. When I read the translation, it was a quick loud BAHHHH, that was as pure as any gut reaction. I am not sure why I found it so instantly funny. I think it might have been, as I mentioned, my readiness for a comparison, of the dildo and the baguettt, and not being ready, for the replacement of one by the other.ViruSphere said:
Further along I read Sxycherry's post wherein she ask what's a baguette? My mind, for mostly reasons of often not seeing a word correctly the first time by, for an instant, thought, oh is it dildo and bugatti. This struck me almost as funny as the original translation.
Interesting,Jupiter551 said:
I am not sure about a 'plethora of pussy', but I believe, in the other examples, 'cornucopia', 'assload', and, 'continent' they take the place of the contracted subject, and being singular, would require 'is' rather than 'are'? It sounds right that way, which is not always the case, but mostly works. 
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