Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Shaun__]

Or a model who's had her face on cam for the last hour, finally someone tipped her and she has her boobs out, and some retard who just came in says "show face bb"

Showing face? They want boobs. Showing boobs? they want ass. Showing ass? they want feet. Showing anything, they want face.

I tipped for face once because I had never ever seen it when ever I passed through her room. Her whole room freaked and said I was being greedy to ask for that. LMFAO! She had a nice face I was glad i asked to see it.

 

[LacieLaPlante]

I had a guy the other night telling me how much he loved my left hand. I thought he was being sarcastic because I had painted each finger a different color when i was buying nail polish and hadn't done the other hand, but he wouldn't let up! He kept asking to see my hand and telling me it was beautiful and asking when I'd paint my other hand just like it. Her was a tipper, too, not some random bloob.

 

[LilyMarie]

"i make 130k-150k a year"
"i make 4k a week"
"i sell build and teach others to build robots for a living"

all in the last 10 minutes.


Why. Why would you talk about your salary.... seriously :?

 

[Shaun__]

"i make 130k-150k a year"
"i make 4k a week"
"i sell build and teach others to build robots for a living"

all in the last 10 minutes.


Why. Why would you talk about your salary.... seriously :?

They want to impress you.

 

[mross2_]

Why. Why would you talk about your salary.... seriously :?

If a member tells you what he makes it is most likely a lie so you will give him more attention.

I once had a model ask me what my salary was.... that was a huge turn off :hand:

 

[camstory]

"i make 130k-150k a year"
"i make 4k a week"
"i sell build and teach others to build robots for a living"

all in the last 10 minutes.


Why. Why would you talk about your salary.... seriously :?

They want to impress you.

Right you are. But If the model has anything about her she will be so unimpressed. If the member had a shred of class... Well he obviously does not. I like to believe that I am pretty willing to explore all reasonable facets of most behaviors. I may not understand them any better than before I took a closer look, but most of the time I do. And on rare occasions I will be so enlightened, that I will come away with a new point of view myself. But this behavior is unappealing in an eight year old, much less a full grown man. I just can't get my head around it in any way. I remember very well being taught some important life lessons at a young age, but i never had to be taught this. Well I must have learned it at some early age. But it feels like I knew this as Instinct. It is just so embarrassing to see. I will leave the room if it continues. Perhaps a extreme reaction, but honestly it hits me like that.

 

[Jupiter551]

I agree Camstory - talking or asking about money is just gauche.

 

[schlmoe]

gauche

Here in the states, we spell it "guacamole". Probably just one of those "cultural differences" I keep hearing about.

 

[Jupiter551]

gauche

Here in the states, we spell it "guacamole". Probably just one of those "cultural differences" I keep hearing about.

Must be

 

[Rose]

gauche

Here in the states, we spell it "guacamole". Probably just one of those "cultural differences" I keep hearing about.

Must be

Rotfl....I haven't heard that in forever. Although I'd prefer quacamole over what qauche means.

 

[LilyMarie]

It happened in Aspen's room by the way, not in mine. Apparently no one wants to impress me, haha ;D

The guy was trying to tell her in a believable way that he'd tip her "10k tokens" if he had them, but MFC didn't "let" him buy any. He went on and on about this over the course of half an hour or so and well at some point he felt the need to mention how much money he makes :roll:

 

[camstory]

It happened in Aspen's room by the way, not in mine. Apparently no one wants to impress me, haha ;D

The guy was trying to tell her in a believable way that he'd tip her "10k tokens" if he had them, but MFC didn't "let" him buy any. He went on and on about this over the course of half an hour or so and well at some point he felt the need to mention how much money he makes :roll:

 

[Jupiter551]

gauche

Here in the states, we spell it "guacamole". Probably just one of those "cultural differences" I keep hearing about.

Rotfl....I haven't heard that in forever. Although I'd prefer quacamole over what qauche means.

I can't even tell if you guys are joking anymore

 

[ComicOzzie]

"i make 130k-150k a year"
"i make 4k a week"
"i sell build and teach others to build robots for a living"

all in the last 10 minutes.


Why. Why would you talk about your salary.... seriously :?

Because then you will want to have sex with them. :-D

 

[camstory]

gauche

I can't even tell if you guys are joking anymore

I'm not sure myself jup, though I feel gauche is quite appropriate. In a huge rush when composing the post from whence this discussion of gauche came, I had thought to use it, then thought not, knowing my spelling would be wrong, and fearing ACF's spell check not intuitive enough.

I am a yank and the word I know is gauche?

 

[Jupiter551]

 

[ScarletVixen]

That's awesome! :lol: I can hear that in my head..."Dude, the chocolate...this isn't just an average "sure, I'll PM you" kind of thing. She's covered in mothafookin chocolate!!!"

Also, Jup...your token count...wow. Just wow. :shock:

 

[Jupiter551]

Also, Jup...your token count...wow. Just wow. :shock:

Caution: Token amounts in screenshot may appear larger than they really are

 

[Just Me]

Subtract 99,000 to get the real total from screenshots? :lol:

 

[Nordling]

Perving in AmberDawnNude's room... when he mentioned the schoolgirl outfit, I almost choked on an Eggo.


nihilist77: hi
nihilist77: how much to view my cam?
nihilist77: for how long
BeMine2Nite_: [some “hello emote]
nihilist77: and is it ok if im in a schoolgirl outfit
nihilist77: do i have to let whole room see?
nihilist77: up to you
nihilist77: oh ok

She told him it's against the rules to show a man in her room.

 

[camstory]

Perving in AmberDawnNude's room... when he mentioned the schoolgirl outfit, I almost choked on an Eggo.


nihilist77: hi
nihilist77: how much to view my cam?
nihilist77: for how long
BeMine2Nite_: [some “hello emote]
nihilist77: and is it ok if im in a schoolgirl outfit
nihilist77: do i have to let whole room see?
nihilist77: up to you
nihilist77: oh ok

She told him it's against the rules to show a man in her room.

That's some funny shite. And the fact that he doesn't want to be seen, but he is fine with putting it in pub chat. Imagine that. :shock:

 

[schlmoe]

gauche

Here in the states, we spell it "guacamole". Probably just one of those "cultural differences" I keep hearing about.

I can't even tell if you guys are joking anymore

Ya, I was joking, I was feeling silly that day. First, I figured that you and I were part of a handful of folks who not only knew how to spell gauche, but the right time & place when to use it. Second, using our geographical differences to throw in a totally unrelated word just based on starting with "g". No way would I have done that if you were from Florida or the SW US, etc.

Obviously I used flawed logic in putting together the original mild riposte, and I guess you could even argue that my whole approach was "jejune".

 

[AedanRayne]

Perving in AmberDawnNude's room... when he mentioned the schoolgirl outfit, I almost choked on an Eggo.


nihilist77: hi
nihilist77: how much to view my cam?
nihilist77: for how long
BeMine2Nite_: [some “hello emote]
nihilist77: and is it ok if im in a schoolgirl outfit
nihilist77: do i have to let whole room see?
nihilist77: up to you
nihilist77: oh ok

She told him it's against the rules to show a man in her room.

:lol: :lol: :lol: He was one of the first people in my room tonight to talk about the exact same thing! He was pretty damn entertaining IMO.

 

[Rose]

I can't even tell if you guys are joking anymore

Ya, I was joking, I was feeling silly that day. First, I figured that you and I were part of a handful of folks who not only knew how to spell gauche, but the right time & place when to use it. Second, using our geographical differences to throw in a totally unrelated word just based on starting with "g". No way would I have done that if you were from Florida or the SW US, etc.

Obviously I used flawed logic in putting together the original mild riposte, and I guess you could even argue that my whole approach was "jejune".

I did about the same thing as Jup. I thought it was funny gauche was the chosen word and it was used correctly (as far as I know) which is a very rare thing around these parts. Kudos to having a nice vocabularly and using it. That and I like quacamole a lot...

 

[camstory]

Here in the states, we spell it "guacamole". Probably just one of those "cultural differences" I keep hearing about.

I can't even tell if you guys are joking anymore

Ya, I was joking, I was feeling silly that day.

Obviously I used flawed logic in putting together the original mild riposte, and I guess you could even argue that my whole approach was "jejune".

I'm so stupid. I had scaned the post with "guacamole" in it (mmm yummy) and only knew it as, not a word, that I knew with the same use as gauche. It did not register as the avocado based dip. I would like to contribute that oversight to the fact, that I was in a hurry, that the context was missing, and that I read the ending "mole" as mole/hard O, as the poor sighted subterranean mammal, not moley as when following holy. The fact is, I feel there is a simpler explanation for my lack of attention to detail, (please see first three words).

Another word had occurred to me also. And, no, it is no less crass to blather on about how much you paid for your new BMW/M6, even when your point appears to be, what a great deal you got.

Finally, I felt I had a pretty good sense of all the vocabulary used here, until I came to jejune. Almost surely France - google my next destination.

 

[Jupiter551]

Ahh I just googled quache lol...wtf

 

[schlmoe]

I'm so stupid. I had scaned the post with "guacamole" in it (mmm yummy) and only knew it as, not a word, that I knew with the same use as gauche. It did not register as the avocado based dip. I would like to contribute that oversight to the fact, that I was in a hurry, that the context was missing, and that I read the ending "mole" as mole/hard O, as the poor sighted subterranean mammal, not moley as when following holy. The fact is, I feel there is a simpler explanation for my lack of attention to detail, (please see first three words).

Finally, I felt I had a pretty good sense of all the vocabulary used here, until I came to jejune. Almost surely France - google my next destination.

Cut to the chase: I was just being a smart-ass. From my end, if you have to explain it...it couldn't have been that funny (although I was laughing on the inside).

This is pretty much my way of doing things: I'm constantly throwing lines out, figuring some of them will stick to the wall. Quite obvious that not all of my threads are al dente, and would have benefited with some more simmering...

 

[schlmoe]

Ahh I just googled quache lol...wtf

WTF is right! I assure you, that's not even close to what I was trying to say... :-D

 

[camstory]

Ahh I just googled quache lol...wtf

WTF is right! I assure you, that's not even close to what I was trying to say... :-D

Oh I got it once I paid attention. I too am rather silly, myself much more often than most people care for. I was truly expressing my stupidity that I did not catch your silliness at the point it would have had its maximum effect. As is, I still felt the humor of it, although if intended to carry some deeper meaning, I am still lost.

For me there was never any attempt to avoid the chase, only an unawareness of its existence, my mind apparently busied by the existence of the word gauchemole. So the chase for me ended at the brass tacks a bit late, but carried the added humor of the route I took, as well as the humor I saw only after having blindly run past it in the first place.

Bottom line (yes it is) I truly found your silly, humorous, my stupidity, humorous, and the fact that we have traveled so far in getting here, humorous, and the whole thing sadly quite funny. :-D

 

[JoleneBrody]

hmmm :-D

I had a member come in to inform me that my tattoos made me look like "Iranian sea creature"...
I think my instant response what "huh?"
I then informed him that it made zero sense and he may want to brush up on American culture before insulted American girls because now he just looks like a fail troll.

Oh this is my new favorite I get at least once per week!
"those tattoos are going to be so ugly when your 60 years old"
My thought, Who fucking cares? So will the rest of me! At least I'll be the kick ass old granny that used to make porn!