Dripping?? Might want to see a doctor..
Heh so I posted the above and tabbed back to MFC in time to see
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Dripping?? Might want to see a doctor..
Heh so I posted the above and tabbed back to MFC in time to see
Some guy posted in EvaLee's room that his cock was half the size of her, which would mean his cock could be anywhere between 2.5 to 3 feet in length. I couldn't help but make fun of his stupidity by saying stuff like "you'd need to have pants custom tailored to fit that thing" and "you'd be wasting all except 6 inches or so since I highly doubt she could fit a 2 foot dick inside of her".
Some guys think that the vagina or anus is a bottomless pit. These guys need to go back to elementary school sex ed.
Some guys think that the vagina or anus is a bottomless pit. These guys need to go back to elementary school sex ed.
ViruSphere said:
I've had my 'fill' (lol) of many demanding I take 'more' of something into my vag or bum.
Him: Put it in bb
Me: Mmmm, oh! I'm filled all the way up and it feels incredible!
Him: Moar bb
Me: *trying to keep the mood* There is no more room, your dick has filled me to the brim!
Him: No deeper bb moar deeper
Me: ....I can't. This is as far as it goes. *struggling to maintain sexy mood*
Him: hrdr bb deeper moar hrdr moar deeper bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb moar and then another 1 bb put all ur toys inside bb moar hrdrhrdrdeeeeeeep
Me: ....*...thrust...thrust....thrust...*....*attempt to confuse him with actual ACTION*
Him: MOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH
I mean that isn't word-for-word, but rather a composite summation of these types. I can't even count on all my fingers or toes the number of times the above has been presented in one form or another.
That has got to be the most popular thing people write in my room on Chaturbate. If I have my tits out, I act like I am having a hard time opening them, and then say, "sorry baby, I give up" it's impossible to do that. LOLNerdCandy said:
People on the internet can be so stupid, and you can't fix stupid.
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Minor dumb comment, but, coming out of nowhere, it still it had me scratching my head:
In ASincitySadie’s room:
Richman6969: love your face structure.
In ASincitySadie’s room:
Richman6969: love your face structure.
Rosemary said:
i just LOLed so freaking hard at this!! (Also please tell me you actually say things like, "Your dick has filled me to the brim!" i would go private with you, bb, for that) :lol:
To the above, it absolutely blows my freaking mind how LARGE some people think the vagina is.
Reminds me of this one cum show I did with a 10 inch jelly dildo. I'm sittin' there jammin it in and out and this guy comes in and is immediately FURIOUS about how 4 inches of it is still sticking out. He starts tipping me a quarter over and over again to demand that I put it in 'how its supposed to go.' After the show he MFC mails me to tell me he is reporting me to MFC because I stole his tokens and didn't do what he wanted.
Shit, if a vagina was really a garage that could hold a Tonka truck like some men seem to think, purses probably wouldn't exist.
Reminds me of this one cum show I did with a 10 inch jelly dildo. I'm sittin' there jammin it in and out and this guy comes in and is immediately FURIOUS about how 4 inches of it is still sticking out. He starts tipping me a quarter over and over again to demand that I put it in 'how its supposed to go.' After the show he MFC mails me to tell me he is reporting me to MFC because I stole his tokens and didn't do what he wanted.
Shit, if a vagina was really a garage that could hold a Tonka truck like some men seem to think, purses probably wouldn't exist.
EvaLee said:
that's the best part about my mfc experiences, when someone tells me they are reporting me to MFC because THEY are idiots. I had some guy never say anything, never tip anything a couple months ago, so I banned him for constantly watching my shows for free and he MFC mails me and says I am a whore and blah blah because I banned him and that he is reporting me for misappropriating my power. :violin:
:whistle:SophiaLocke said:
....yes. I do say things like that, LOL! I never could dirty talk until one day I thought, "I am going to just say the most ridiculous shit possible." And it went from 'uh, can you say something' to 'so i hurd u lyk sayin stuff' overnight.
The only thing that throws me off is the terminology.
"Don't say pussy, say cunt"
"Don't say mouth, say dick hole"
"Don't say drool, say cocklube"
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Can I steal your lingo?? Pretty please? It is so freakin hard to dirty talk during my couple's shows and these sounds perfect!Rosemary said:
Plus it would make BJ laugh and would keep the shows less monotonous. :lol:
blackxrose said:Can I steal your lingo?? Pretty please? It is so freakin hard to dirty talk during my couple's shows and these sounds perfect!
Well if we're going to say it is my lingo then I insist you credit me!
"Mmmm, I love slipping your hard meat into my needy little fuckhole. Yeah, stretch me around your fat cock-- this dirty talk is brought to you by Rosemary. Now, back to the CumDrop Bop.-- Oooo, look at the way your dick jackhammers, fuck that's good!"
Yep. Insist. Just don't use 'love tunnel', that one is not that popular.
Rosemary said:blackxrose said:Can I steal your lingo?? Pretty please? It is so freakin hard to dirty talk during my couple's shows and these sounds perfect!
Well if we're going to say it is my lingo then I insist you credit me!
"Mmmm, I love slipping your hard meat into my needy little fuckhole. Yeah, stretch me around your fat cock-- this dirty talk is brought to you by Rosemary. Now, back to the CumDrop Bop.-- Oooo, look at the way your dick jackhammers, fuck that's good!"
Yep. Insist. Just don't use 'love tunnel', that one is not that popular.
i've been laughing at all of this until i got to "needy little fuckhole." Then i got, erm...excited. Anyway, ahem! Back to our regularly scheduled program!
sxycherrypie said:
Growing a silly little mustache is a good place to start.
Has anyone else run across this douchebag before. He is a one-trick pony who comes into model room s and begs for tokens for his sick grandmother.
How the hell do you tip a person who is not a model?Some people are "special".ComicOzzie said:
I totally had a guy that I did a feet show last night with. He wanted me to wrinkle my feet and say the word "fo" over and over???? i was like wtf but i did it anyways. lol
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Lydia_Deetz said:
Yeah, but such tokens can then only be spent on a model... Unless it's a model pming from a member account who then turns around and tips herself...
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