Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[AnyaSchwanz]

And after rob got told no by the model and had a tirade in the room...

I'd be like "Tip me the approximated amount of this weed and trip to Olive Garden and we'll talk about the whole "bhole" thing"

 

[ComicOzzie]

London1155: hi, ntmu
London1155: can u add me as a friend pls

Literally right in the middle of her public show.

 

[KristinaReapsMe]

London1155: hi, ntmu
London1155: can u add me as a friend pls

Literally right in the middle of her public show.

Ooh or those "PM me bb about Skype" in the middle of a show. I got one of those during a cumshow, and a guy in my room said, "Dude she's busy!" And the idiot got all huffy that I wasn't paying attention to him and said, "Fuck it then, bye"

I had finally found my g-spot I wasn't letting that fucker go for anything! :lol:

 

[AnyaSchwanz]

I had nipple clamps on and this basic kept telling me to do stuff with them, but he kept calling them "clams"
"Clams on pussy, bb"
"Pull on clams bb"
And so on and so forth...so one of my regulars made me this...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I had nipple clamps on and this basic kept telling me to do stuff with them, but he kept calling them "clams"
"Clams on pussy, bb"
"Pull on clams bb"
And so on and so forth...so one of my regulars made me this...

That should be submitted as an emote on Mfc for people to use. :-D

 

[AnyaSchwanz]

It has been! :nippleclams:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I need to somehow charge more for groups...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

 

[MintyFlowers]

I still can't figure out her site. I'm willfully illiterate. Halp

 

[PlayboyMegan]

bigMeatyBBC: do me a personal favor, next time you want a man to look at your sexy curves, dont wait for him to turn around. we see thru that

 

[AllisonWilder]

bigMeatyBBC: do me a personal favor, next time you want a man to look at your sexy curves, dont wait for him to turn around. we see thru that

Well obviously you should just show off your sexy curves when he's not looking because that makes the most sense ever.

 

[KristinaReapsMe]

bigMeatyBBC: do me a personal favor, next time you want a man to look at your sexy curves, dont wait for him to turn around. we see thru that

He has a bigMeatyBBC, so he knows his shit, ok??? XD

 

[SaffronBurke]

Wonder what this member wants. Can't tell just from his name:
skplp4:

 

[SaffronBurke]

Then this happens:
gsusjd: have you ever been peed in while fucked
gsusjd: wat would u do while u was suckin dick they peed in your throt while u was gagging
gsusjd: in order for a girl to cum he has to have sperm
gsusjd: girls only have eggs not sperms
(I explain that "cum" typically means "orgasm", and for that to happen, a woman just needs the proper stimulation)
gsusjd: nerd alert
gsusjd: spread your legs damnit (obligatory flirty "tip please" line)
mota348: aahh a ladies man i c
lolqut365: classy motherfucker we got right here
gsusjd: put some pants on since you aint gon sho pussy (I'll happily show pussy if you tip to see it)
gsusjd: we dont wanna see yo thighs nigga (Why are you calling me a racial slur that doesn't even apply to me?)
gsusjd: those arent legs
we dont wanna see yo thighs nigga
badrin: badrin tipped 20 toknes love u
gsusjd: take your glasses of and read the first 3 messages (I can't see shit without my glasses. Here's how that'll go: blur, blur blur blur, blur, blur blur, blur!)
gsusjd: put a t shirt on if you barley showing tits
gsusjd: ill make you gag till u black (silent "dafuq" and ban)

 

[ThunderWeasel]

Then this happens:
gsusjd: have you ever been peed in while fucked
gsusjd: wat would u do while u was suckin dick they peed in your throt while u was gagging
gsusjd: in order for a girl to cum he has to have sperm
gsusjd: girls only have eggs not sperms
(I explain that "cum" typically means "orgasm", and for that to happen, a woman just needs the proper stimulation)
gsusjd: nerd alert
gsusjd: spread your legs damnit (obligatory flirty "tip please" line)
mota348: aahh a ladies man i c
lolqut365: classy motherfucker we got right here
gsusjd: put some pants on since you aint gon sho pussy (I'll happily show pussy if you tip to see it)
gsusjd: we dont wanna see yo thighs nigga (Why are you calling me a racial slur that doesn't even apply to me?)
gsusjd: those arent legs
we dont wanna see yo thighs nigga
badrin: badrin tipped 20 toknes love u
gsusjd: take your glasses of and read the first 3 messages (I can't see shit without my glasses. Here's how that'll go: blur, blur blur blur, blur, blur blur, blur!)
gsusjd: put a t shirt on if you barley showing tits
gsusjd: ill make you gag till u black (silent "dafuq" and ban)

... it's like they gave unrestricted internet access to an asylum for the criminally insane. :shock:

 

[Aurora]

gsusjd: in order for a girl to cum he has to have sperm
gsusjd: girls only have eggs not sperms
(I explain that "cum" typically means "orgasm", and for that to happen, a woman just needs the proper stimulation)

I'm not sure why it still shocks me that so many men have such ignorant ideas about how women's bodies work. The mind boggles.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

gsusjd: in order for a girl to cum he has to have sperm
gsusjd: girls only have eggs not sperms
(I explain that "cum" typically means "orgasm", and for that to happen, a woman just needs the proper stimulation)

I'm not sure why it still shocks me that so many men have such ignorant ideas about how women's bodies work. The mind boggles.

To be fair, it's not just men. In general these people also are rather ignorant about how most things in life work. Or as I like to think of it "Oh my God, no wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket, these people are among the voting population!"

 

[Ann_Sulu]

It may have been sarcasm...hoping it was sarcasm...>.<

 

[DuoShi]

gsusjd: ill make you gag till u black (silent "dafuq" and ban)

The level of stupid on this fella and this line above made me bust out laughin'. I'm weak right now.

 

[KristinaReapsMe]

gsusjd: ill make you gag till u black (silent "dafuq" and ban)

The level of stupid on this fella and this line above made me bust out laughin'. I'm weak right now.

Are you turning red, DuoShi? All the blushin'!

 

[DuoShi]

gsusjd: ill make you gag till u black (silent "dafuq" and ban)

The level of stupid on this fella and this line above made me bust out laughin'. I'm weak right now.

Are you turning red, DuoShi? All the blushin'!

I look like a dirty tomato right now.

 

[AnyaSchwanz]

"You like smelly cocks?"


No...no...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!nnnnoooo.....no.......u-uh....nope....never...no...no...no...please no...

No...I don't like smelly cocks... :crybaby: :icon-cry:

 

[Misono]

"When you spread your asschecks you remind me of a Japanese flag"

:shock:

 

[AngelicTease]

"lesbian543: sorry for the pm wanted to get to know a bit if u were close to where i live i cud take u for a coffee"
:lol:

 

[AnyaSchwanz]

"lesbian543: sorry for the pm wanted to get to know a bit if u were close to where i live i cud take u for a coffee"
:lol:

"Lesbian"

On a similar note, I had a fake lesbian in my room one time who outed themself by saying that someone grabbed their vagina and led them somewhere...and there's the other fake lesbian that wants me to roleplay wrestling in public chat...anyone else get her?

 

[schlmoe]

"When you spread your asschecks you remind me of a Japanese flag"

:shock:

A search on imgur turned up:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Y5acvDC

After eating some curry for lunch, I think my butt hole looks like a Japanese flag

Interesting...I guess this is a new "thing"?

 

[Misono]

"When you spread your asschecks you remind me of a Japanese flag"

:shock:

A search on imgur turned up:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Y5acvDC

After eating some curry for lunch, I think my butt hole looks like a Japanese flag

Interesting...I guess this is a new "thing"?

Either way, in true Japanese style images like that should be pixelated

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Such a ladies man, so charming. How could any female resist an offer like this?



And the smooth moves just keep going.

 

[AnyaSchwanz]

As I was doing tit bondage with a ballgag in this guy kept asking if I had needles to use and could not understand why that would be an off-color question...he also was upset that I couldn't immediately answer...it's not like I was in the middle of tying up my tits with a ballgag in my mouth...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

As I was doing tit bondage with a ballgag in this guy kept asking if I had needles to use and could not understand why that would be an off-color question...he also was upset that I couldn't immediately answer...it's not like I was in the middle of tying up my tits with a ballgag in my mouth...

Needles? He wanted you to knit a scarf?

Yes, i know what he's talking about with the needles. I'm not a total noob. haha