Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ComicOzzie]

Him: Will you meet up with me?
Me: No, I don't meet up with people from online.
Him: THAT'S SHADY

Whaaaa???

Yeah, you look pretty and flirt on cam and then you won't meet up in person? Scammer!!!!!!!

 

[AlluringLeah]

SweetCandy27: hey girl..Kelly from FL...pls add me as temp friend..wanna pm you something "sistah to sistah"..lemme know when ok to try pm again!
SweetCandy27: lol..u are asking females to tip???

DIDN'T YOU KNOW HAVING A VAGINA ON A CAM SITE MEANS YOU ARE NEVER REQUIRED TO PAY FOR ANYTHING!? Jeez. :thumbleft:

I had the exact same one yesterday! "She" said she used to cam, and I told her then she should know better :hand:

This member has come into my room several times, today being the latest. Previously she kept trying to draw my attention away from the public chat. Today she kept posting in the middle of one of my "teases" I was as nice as possible and declined her invite to share secrets with me to be successful. She finally left but I then had members asking what her secret was.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[ComicOzzie]

Apparently some members still live in the Victorian Age. :?

s6556: Would you really want to marry a women who show her all to every man?

 

[Shaun__]

Apparently some members still live in the Victorian Age. :?

s6556: Would you really want to marry a women who show her all to every man?

Last time I checked a woman's all was an unlimited resource, so yes I would if the all in question was attractive to me and contained a good personality with an intelligent mind.

 

[Sevrin]

Apparently some members still live in the Victorian Age. :?

s6556: Would you really want to marry a women who show her all to every man?

Last time I checked a woman's all was an unlimited resource, so yes I would if the all in question was attractive to me and contained a good personality with an intelligent mind.

I don't think he meant that "all". Sounds to me like he meant the other "all".

 

[yossarian]

Apparently some members still live in the Victorian Age. :?

s6556: Would you really want to marry a women who show her all to every man?

Last time I checked a woman's all was an unlimited resource, so yes I would if the all in question was attractive to me and contained a good personality with an intelligent mind.

I don't think he meant that "all". Sounds to me like he meant the other "all".

???

 

[zippypinhead]

Can't marry a lady who's lifting stains for other dudes.

 

[Kokoro]

This dude always tweets to my friend who is also a camgirl. He posts the most bizzare shit. This is one of my favorites though.

IN likes a LION............ROAR !!!!!! Out likes a lamb.....bbbaaaaaaa !!!!! Wuz U do 2 ME !!!!

I don't understand how this is supposed to sound sexually appealing.

 

[ComicOzzie]

dialsteve: what bar soap
dialsteve: ever use dial soap
dialsteve: awww its good
dialsteve: if u would take dial bath 3000 tokens

Wat???? :?

 

[aakas]

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[SaffronBurke]

Member: Hey
Me: Hi
Member: My 4 year old daughter is watching with me.
*ban*

Seriously, why say stuff like that? I don't care if it's true or you're just going for a reaction, I'm not going to respond, just ban. So many levels of wrong.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Oops, double post. Comments during my show:

bob_saget13: is now a good time?
He never specifies what for.

gaston804: id suck your clit till your ears touched!

hamza1978: Squirt semen.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

hamza1978: Squirt semen.

It's comments like that, which i see all the time on mfc, that really make me depressed about the future of the human race. I swear there are more and more incredibly stupid people overtaking the general populace every day. :crybaby:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

amulz: why can't i ever find you before i spend 10 hours trying to cum?..

:shock: :?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Said to a model during a cumshow. Most everyone else had the standard comments about wishing it was them and enjoying the show. One true gentleman stood out from the rest.



Let that be a lesson. Don't get between that stoner and some weed.

 

[Diana Blake]

I...I do not think this works how you think this works...

 

[SaffronBurke]

My chat on Chaturbate tonight (edited to remove boring-ish stuff. I ignored a lot of this because I couldn't be bothered to answer, and because I was popular in PM's):

(Some comments are related to the song that was playing - Dr. Funkenstein)
xxxbigmikexxx: does good Christin men turn you on?
xxxbigmikexxx:
roaminmisty: hmmm
piercedcockin_u: this is kinda like daft punk..... i kinda like it!
roaminmisty: are u hairy or shaved (Me - Shaved)
luvscurves84: 10 toks to see your booty?
piercedcockin_u: so you ever been to a rave? (Nope. A friend was going to take me to one once, but I ended up hurting myself and had to spend two days flat on my back.)
xxxbigmikexxx: Do you mind if I read you some passages from the bible? (I'd prefer if you didn't)
roaminmisty: ewww..i like bush
sexxxikim: lmao mike
luvscurves84 tipped 10 tokens
roaminmisty: lol mike
xxxbigmikexxx: I think my bible passages have been rejcted
xxxbigmikexxx: but I don't recall this, what she's doing now in the bible (I'm showing off my ass & smack it a couple times.)
johnny9_25: sweet...
sexxxikim: your body is your temple
xxxbigmikexxx: Is this part in the New Testament or the Old Testament?
luvscurves84: mmm very sexy
xxxbigmikexxx: where you spank your ass (It's not in the Bible at all.)
boneitis: your pussy taste as sweet as you look? (Yes, It's delicious.)
xxxbigmikexxx: You know what, fuck this bible stuff. How about I tie you to the bed and then we fuck like rabbits, does that turn you on babe? (I don't sleep with people I meet on the internet, but I do enjoy fucking like rabbits)
roaminmisty: thats to the point bro
xxxbigmikexxx: what kind of guys do you like?
piercedcockin_u: you don't fuck ppl you meet online?
tomann365: The rabbitt part was Noah's ark....Right?
piercedcockin_u: what if i meet you at a bus stop? (That would be unusual, as I don't ride the bus much any more.)
piercedcockin_u: and bought you a fish sammich? (I don't really like fish sandwiches.)
roaminmisty: u like your pussy eaten out...or ur tits sucked (I love my pussy eaten)
xxxbigmikexxx: we're brining animals into this again?
tomann365: Only in pairs!
sexxxikim: i love fish samiches
piercedcockin_u: i would spurge and for out the extra ten cents for cheese... i think you are worth it to me!! (Umm, I don't think a fish sandwich with cheese would be a good idea for me)
xxxbigmikexxx: get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich biortch
roaminmisty: u prefer pusy eating over having ur nipples sucked on (Yes)
piercedcockin_u: splurge
xxxbigmikexxx: Let me ask you the million dollar question, what if your parents walked into your room right now, what would you do? (I would ask them what the fuck they're doing in my house!)
roaminmisty: mmmm..would u like my tongue deep in ur weet pussy now
papileo192: spread your legs i wana be inside you
roaminmisty: quite mike..i want to eat her pussy out..ur interrupting me
piercedcockin_u: rump shaker!!! (That song was playing at this point)
xxxbigmikexxx: I should shush
papileo192: rub those legs baby
roaminmisty: are ur nipples big or tiny
xxxbigmikexxx: what's so funny? (You guys are just amusing me)
piercedcockin_u: can you shake your rump like a rump shaker?
tone834: i wanna see that fat pussy baby
sexxxikim: we like amusement
papileo192: please spread those legs for a bit
xxxbigmikexxx: what time do you think you'll be naked? (When my countdown is finished, so my show can get started!)
sexxxikim: u got the best ppl n here right now do u agree?
tone834: oh please open them legs
xxxbigmikexxx: It's 3am now
boneitis: as long as your smiling
roaminmisty: nothing funny..i just want to suck ur nipples and lick ur clit..then have u cum in my mouth
roaminmisty: would u like that?
xxxbigmikexxx: maybe you should be tipping us, we seem to be doing most of the work.
tomann365: That's all?, oamin
tone834: do u fist that pussy (No, my fist won't fit in my pussy)
tomann365: *roamin
xxxbigmikexxx: I'll take 50 tokens and then I open bobs
tone834: awe you should make it
roaminmisty: well..you can sit on my face..if u promise not to hurt me
piercedcockin_u: i'm chaturbating on a budget..... i will have to come back when your naked... can you send me a pm when you get naked...almost like a wake up call? (Well, when I send a PM to someone who's not in my room, it won't send it.)
roaminmisty: im a midget
roaminmisty: can u sit on midgets
tone834: can i have a peek at your pussy baby
roaminmisty: without hurting me
xxxbigmikexxx: pierced is trading in his food stamps to be on this site
xxxbigmikexxx: you should help the man out
xxxbigmikexxx: remember caring is sharing
roaminmisty: i love to eat pussy u know
xxxbigmikexxx: I'm trying to mind fuck her here roam....now shush
tone834: open them beautiful thighs
roaminmisty: maybe if i put my head between two cinder blocjks..then u wont hurt me
xxxbigmikexxx: defind cinder block?
xxxbigmikexxx: definte
xxxbigmikexxx: ahhhh fuck
xxxbigmikexxx: define* (Typing one-handed, Mike?)
xxxbigmikexxx: my keyboard is slippery sorry
xxxbigmikexxx: so not funny
piercedcockin_u: its true...... i traded in my stamps..... and told all 11-teen of my bastard children's they had to cut back to a half a bowl of cereal so daddy could get his chaturbate on tonight
mathu2587: i love to get make you pregnant (Well, I have the birth control in my arm, so you'd have to pay $700 to get it taken out, PLUS pay all the hospital bills)
xxxbigmikexxx: typing one handed? (Some guys type one-handed while on camsites because they're masturbating with the other hand)
xxxbigmikexxx: wtf?
roaminmisty: but would love u on my face
xxxbigmikexxx: I told you, I'm a good Christian man, I don't do those things
roaminmisty: you married (I was, till he died last February)
tone834: only when iam seeing your pussy do i chat with one hand
mathu2587: i love to get with you baby (I repeat the birth control speech)
roaminmisty: or single
tomann365: $700 for what? (( Sorry ))) (I explain that someone asked to get me pregnant, and that it would cost that much to get my birth control out)
roaminmisty: so ur with someone now
tomann365: ahhhhh OK
roaminmisty: u do threesomes?
tone834: cmon open them legs baby

(At this point a kind gentleman offers to tip for a password show so we can talk hunting and outdoorsy stuff. I agree, and he tips for it. The following is what remains before the password requirement takes effect and these bloobs are kicked, after I tell them what's going on)

xxxbigmikexxx: what's your opinion of the little people you speak with inside the computer?
ganjayute: i u d ??
tomann365: no no no .....not today!!!
piercedcockin_u: bravo sir bravo
tone834: show the pussy on the way out
roaminmisty: way to go guys
styl: boobs
xxxbigmikexxx: WTF!






Edit: And my one PM WTF:


that milk white skin makes my long thick niggermeat throbb with lust

 

[ComicOzzie]

ilike2lick_87: 99 is a little high for a pussy flash, maybe u should lower that

Freeloaders are so helpful... :thumbleft:

 

[DuoShi]

My chat on Chaturbate tonight (edited to remove boring-ish stuff. I ignored a lot of this because I couldn't be bothered to answer, and because I was popular in PM's):

(Some comments are related to the song that was playing - Dr. Funkenstein)
xxxbigmikexxx: does good Christin men turn you on?
xxxbigmikexxx:
roaminmisty: hmmm
piercedcockin_u: this is kinda like daft punk..... i kinda like it!
roaminmisty: are u hairy or shaved (Me - Shaved)
luvscurves84: 10 toks to see your booty?
piercedcockin_u: so you ever been to a rave? (Nope. A friend was going to take me to one once, but I ended up hurting myself and had to spend two days flat on my back.)
xxxbigmikexxx: Do you mind if I read you some passages from the bible? (I'd prefer if you didn't)
roaminmisty: ewww..i like bush
sexxxikim: lmao mike
luvscurves84 tipped 10 tokens
roaminmisty: lol mike
xxxbigmikexxx: I think my bible passages have been rejcted
xxxbigmikexxx: but I don't recall this, what she's doing now in the bible (I'm showing off my ass & smack it a couple times.)
johnny9_25: sweet...
sexxxikim: your body is your temple
xxxbigmikexxx: Is this part in the New Testament or the Old Testament?
luvscurves84: mmm very sexy
xxxbigmikexxx: where you spank your ass (It's not in the Bible at all.)
boneitis: your pussy taste as sweet as you look? (Yes, It's delicious.)
xxxbigmikexxx: You know what, fuck this bible stuff. How about I tie you to the bed and then we fuck like rabbits, does that turn you on babe? (I don't sleep with people I meet on the internet, but I do enjoy fucking like rabbits)
roaminmisty: thats to the point bro
xxxbigmikexxx: what kind of guys do you like?
piercedcockin_u: you don't fuck ppl you meet online?
tomann365: The rabbitt part was Noah's ark....Right?
piercedcockin_u: what if i meet you at a bus stop? (That would be unusual, as I don't ride the bus much any more.)
piercedcockin_u: and bought you a fish sammich? (I don't really like fish sandwiches.)
roaminmisty: u like your pussy eaten out...or ur tits sucked (I love my pussy eaten)
xxxbigmikexxx: we're brining animals into this again?
tomann365: Only in pairs!
sexxxikim: i love fish samiches
piercedcockin_u: i would spurge and for out the extra ten cents for cheese... i think you are worth it to me!! (Umm, I don't think a fish sandwich with cheese would be a good idea for me)
xxxbigmikexxx: get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich biortch
roaminmisty: u prefer pusy eating over having ur nipples sucked on (Yes)
piercedcockin_u: splurge
xxxbigmikexxx: Let me ask you the million dollar question, what if your parents walked into your room right now, what would you do? (I would ask them what the fuck they're doing in my house!)
roaminmisty: mmmm..would u like my tongue deep in ur weet pussy now
papileo192: spread your legs i wana be inside you
roaminmisty: quite mike..i want to eat her pussy out..ur interrupting me
piercedcockin_u: rump shaker!!! (That song was playing at this point)
xxxbigmikexxx: I should shush
papileo192: rub those legs baby
roaminmisty: are ur nipples big or tiny
xxxbigmikexxx: what's so funny? (You guys are just amusing me)
piercedcockin_u: can you shake your rump like a rump shaker?
tone834: i wanna see that fat pussy baby
sexxxikim: we like amusement
papileo192: please spread those legs for a bit
xxxbigmikexxx: what time do you think you'll be naked? (When my countdown is finished, so my show can get started!)
sexxxikim: u got the best ppl n here right now do u agree?
tone834: oh please open them legs
xxxbigmikexxx: It's 3am now
boneitis: as long as your smiling
roaminmisty: nothing funny..i just want to suck ur nipples and lick ur clit..then have u cum in my mouth
roaminmisty: would u like that?
xxxbigmikexxx: maybe you should be tipping us, we seem to be doing most of the work.
tomann365: That's all?, oamin
tone834: do u fist that pussy (No, my fist won't fit in my pussy)
tomann365: *roamin
xxxbigmikexxx: I'll take 50 tokens and then I open bobs
tone834: awe you should make it
roaminmisty: well..you can sit on my face..if u promise not to hurt me
piercedcockin_u: i'm chaturbating on a budget..... i will have to come back when your naked... can you send me a pm when you get naked...almost like a wake up call? (Well, when I send a PM to someone who's not in my room, it won't send it.)
roaminmisty: im a midget
roaminmisty: can u sit on midgets
tone834: can i have a peek at your pussy baby
roaminmisty: without hurting me
xxxbigmikexxx: pierced is trading in his food stamps to be on this site
xxxbigmikexxx: you should help the man out
xxxbigmikexxx: remember caring is sharing
roaminmisty: i love to eat pussy u know
xxxbigmikexxx: I'm trying to mind fuck her here roam....now shush
tone834: open them beautiful thighs
roaminmisty: maybe if i put my head between two cinder blocjks..then u wont hurt me
xxxbigmikexxx: defind cinder block?
xxxbigmikexxx: definte
xxxbigmikexxx: ahhhh fuck
xxxbigmikexxx: define* (Typing one-handed, Mike?)
xxxbigmikexxx: my keyboard is slippery sorry
xxxbigmikexxx: so not funny
piercedcockin_u: its true...... i traded in my stamps..... and told all 11-teen of my bastard children's they had to cut back to a half a bowl of cereal so daddy could get his chaturbate on tonight
mathu2587: i love to get make you pregnant (Well, I have the birth control in my arm, so you'd have to pay $700 to get it taken out, PLUS pay all the hospital bills)
xxxbigmikexxx: typing one handed? (Some guys type one-handed while on camsites because they're masturbating with the other hand)
xxxbigmikexxx: wtf?
roaminmisty: but would love u on my face
xxxbigmikexxx: I told you, I'm a good Christian man, I don't do those things
roaminmisty: you married (I was, till he died last February)
tone834: only when iam seeing your pussy do i chat with one hand
mathu2587: i love to get with you baby (I repeat the birth control speech)
roaminmisty: or single
tomann365: $700 for what? (( Sorry ))) (I explain that someone asked to get me pregnant, and that it would cost that much to get my birth control out)
roaminmisty: so ur with someone now
tomann365: ahhhhh OK
roaminmisty: u do threesomes?
tone834: cmon open them legs baby

(At this point a kind gentleman offers to tip for a password show so we can talk hunting and outdoorsy stuff. I agree, and he tips for it. The following is what remains before the password requirement takes effect and these bloobs are kicked, after I tell them what's going on)

xxxbigmikexxx: what's your opinion of the little people you speak with inside the computer?
ganjayute: i u d ??
tomann365: no no no .....not today!!!
piercedcockin_u: bravo sir bravo
tone834: show the pussy on the way out
roaminmisty: way to go guys
styl: boobs
xxxbigmikexxx: WTF!






Edit: And my one PM WTF:


that milk white skin makes my long thick niggermeat throbb with lust

There was almost too much stupid going on for me to keep up. So hard.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Can someone please translate this into English for me? Thanks! :dance:

jiinmex: I would like to meet you, why? (kiss your boobs), you have the piece of furniture, or make an appointment, what do you say, huh .. Reply

 

[DuoShi]

Can someone please translate this into English for me? Thanks! :dance:

jiinmex: I would like to meet you, why? (kiss your boobs), you have the piece of furniture, or make an appointment, what do you say, huh .. Reply

I want to make an appointment to kiss your boobs while they lay on my love-seat. OK?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Abuff10: hi there
01:45:33 PM SweetSaffron: hi
01:45:44 PM Abuff10: you ever been with a small person?
01:45:53 PM SweetSaffron: no
01:46:03 PM Abuff10: thought about it?
01:46:28 PM SweetSaffron: not really. i prefer my men really tall.
01:46:49 PM Abuff10: good!
01:46:54 PM Abuff10: you into beastiality?
01:46:57 PM SweetSaffron: no
01:47:14 PM Abuff10: never had a dog lick u?
01:47:30 PM SweetSaffron: no
01:48:05 PM Abuff10: if I paid you would u bend over for my german shepard?
01:48:16 PM SweetSaffron: no
01:48:37 PM Abuff10: now thats no fun
01:48:47 PM SweetSaffron: that's disgusting is what it is

 

[Super_Stella]

femdom session:

1. what is freedom session?
2. what is firedom session?
3. what is filmdom session?
4. what is a session?
5. am I the femdom?


:lol:

 

[sahi]

I was in one room with two girls (FrankyWaffles & ArriettyDay) and the convo was going pretty well, but then the trolls came in:-

duns0rt: shoe on head
duns0rt: shoe on head
WeAreKira: sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooeeeeeeeessssssssssss
duns0rt: shoe on head
mfcgod69: can we pretend u are sisters?
CTUHLUH: do you have any shoes around?
mfcgod69: can we pretend u are sisters?
CTUHLUH: do you have any shoes around?
duns0rt: shoe on head
zimzamfimfam: head on shoe
VonKarajan: Pretend that you're twins
DogeCoins: so, you 2 ladys are sisters?
mfcgod69: can u pretend to be sisters and make out
Guest24496: sisters with benefits
mfcgod69: or can u pretend to be mother and daughter?
DogeCoins: wow, the one with the hat turns me off
CTUHLUH: you look like sisters to me
WeAreKira: hoe


chortee: hey can you lick your friends bum
chortee: for £100
chortee: on paypal
chortee: or tokens
chortee: []
chortee: hey fuck billy
chortee: lick her ass cam monkey!
chortee: fag
chortee: fag hags
chortee: youre so pretty
chortee: i want to take you to dinner
chortee: i want to see you pucker your corn hole and destroy it with an aubergine
chortee: haha

 

[SaffronBurke]

Da fuq?

marcoglez84: I wanna lost me in your body
marcoglez84: yes you exited me, I´m so hard too

 

[ComicOzzie]

Today a freeloader used this as a reason to get free photos from a model...

GunAndRosesX: come on feb 24 is my b day

 

[ComicOzzie]

Stinkydiaper: got a spare diaper there for me?

Oh good lord.

 

[KristinaReapsMe]

Stinkydiaper: got a spare diaper there for me?

Oh good lord.

Ozzie....you brave strange waters, I gotta tell ya.

 

[Diana Blake]

I...I just...whut? I.... :shock: