Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[PlayboyMegan]

LegLover860: if its slow some day let guests chat and offer them like a free pic set to upgrade

 

[Shaun__]

LegLover860: if its slow some day let guests chat and offer them like a free pic set to upgrade

Upgrade to basic or upgrade to a premium? Also how exactly would either thing make the model any money? I only ask, because I do my job for the money even though I like it.

 

[emptiedglass]

From my Twitter a few minutes ago... :roll:

 

[RogueWarrior]

freedomluv: can i tip u

Absolutely not, you insolent neanderthal.
There is no tipping in this room.
Were you born yesterday?
All tippers instantly are introduced to the banhammer.
Sheesh!

 

[JerryBoBerry]

freedomluv: can i tip u

Absolutely not, you insolent neanderthal.
There is no tipping in this room.
Were you born yesterday?
All tippers instantly are introduced to the banhammer.
Sheesh!

I was in a room where someone asked the exact same thing. I posted the dohh emote and congratulated him for asking the most stupid question ever on mfc! :lol:

 

[RoseCavilla]

Maybe he was talking about the morning-after pill? (Do you get that pill at Planned Parenthood in the US? We get it only at the OBGYN here.)

I think you can get the Plan B pill at the pharmacy for about $50 without a prescription. I just read somewhere that if you're under 18, you need a prescription for it.

Without insurance it's about $50. If you're underage your boyfriend can get it from almost any pharmacy depending on the state. Yay, loopholes! But then if you're too young to get plan b without a prescription then you're too young to legally date an 18 year old. Weird.

 

[SiaThunder]

"Open bb" AND "open cam bb I drink my cum for you"

 

[Kokoro]

"I'll pay you 30 gold to eat a pound of peanut butter in under 3 minutes."

Also,
"Put your sweet niblets in your mouth hole"

 

[LilyMarie]

freedomluv: can i tip u

Absolutely not, you insolent neanderthal.
There is no tipping in this room.
Were you born yesterday?
All tippers instantly are introduced to the banhammer.
Sheesh!

I was in a room where someone asked the exact same thing. I posted the dohh emote and congratulated him for asking the most stupid question ever on mfc! :lol:

Not quite as extreme, but yesterday someone asked a model how old she is, she said 23, the guy then said that he's 39 and asked if he's too old to take her private.

 

[Nordling]

I suspect guys do this more for a reaction than really being insane.

 

[ComicOzzie]

freedomluv: can i tip u

Absolutely not, you insolent neanderthal.
There is no tipping in this room.
Were you born yesterday?
All tippers instantly are introduced to the banhammer.
Sheesh!

I was in a room where someone asked the exact same thing. I posted the dohh emote and congratulated him for asking the most stupid question ever on mfc! :lol:

And the 2nd stupidest question is when a member asks a model if he can add her to his friend's list.

 

[ComicOzzie]

freedomluv: can i tip u

Absolutely not, you insolent neanderthal.
There is no tipping in this room.
Were you born yesterday?
All tippers instantly are introduced to the banhammer.
Sheesh!

I was in a room where someone asked the exact same thing. I posted the dohh emote and congratulated him for asking the most stupid question ever on mfc! :lol:

Not quite as extreme, but yesterday someone asked a model how old she is, she said 23, the guy then said that he's 39 and asked if he's too old to take her private.

Thank god tokens have no age. :dance:

 

[sweetiebatman]

hoozleee: im pretty sure i fingered you on a night out

Dont know why that made me laugh so much! Just seemed like a rather random and odd thing to say!! :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

rx8driver: nice cunt
BigBoobsAly: [:nofreeloaders]
BigBoobsAly: [:tipm]
BigBoobsAly: ok
BigBoobsAly: [:no] tip
BigBoobsAly: no play
rx8driver: Hi hate bitches that beg for tips! They are normally the lowest paid models...People like happiness, not begging

Spoken like a true freeloader.

 

[Poker_Babe]

Just now...

ooo_000: show us your mudhole, bb

 

[OpenTitsBB]

Just now, in BelovedOmen's room...

polluxtroy: how do I see you with a dick in the mouth?
OpenTitsBB: Photoshop.

 

[Anonymous]

"I'll pay you 30 gold to eat a pound of peanut butter in under 3 minutes."

Gross!

I think I'm gonna lay off the peanut butter. The last time I ate those Do-Si-Dos Girl Scout cookies (with peanut butter) that I liked, to my surprise I felt so nauseous. So I stopped eating them and won't buy them anymore.

 

[ComicOzzie]

JackWhite619: hello [:]
JackWhite619: ur hella kutte
JackWhite619: wats ur name beautifull
JackWhite619: u got a nice ass body
JackWhite619: hella gana turn me on
JackWhite619: take the braw off
JackWhite619: damm bby
JackWhite619: how would u turn me on iff i was ther
JackWhite619: killing the game
JackWhite619: me
JackWhite619: lets see then
JackWhite619: lil sample
JackWhite619: kk
JackWhite619: asss
JackWhite619: nd ill show u love
JackWhite619: i got wat u always wanted in ur life everything big like my dick

Oh, Jack...

 

[Crystal_Cat]

him: i live in seattle tocoma. want a date
me: lol
him: i come see you i have 200 roses. yes.

 

[MsAllyCat]

Sorry this is really long. I tried to edit it down to the best bits - but its all so freaking hilarious I left as is.

07:02:35 AM member: u are unbelievable..
07:02:46 AM MsAllyCat: ty
07:03:15 AM member: do u do hotel dates?..
07:03:33 AM member: oh god...
07:15:10 AM member: u are just so perfect
07:15:19 AM member: I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone
07:15:30 AM member: and I couldn't get my eyes off u
07:16:28 AM member: u are amazing girl!!!
07:16:38 AM member: I would fuck u for a life time
07:16:59 AM member: and I'm real hot too. just love how u are..
07:17:46 AM member: can I somehow get u in a hotel if I come to australia?.. just say yes or no..
07:17:54 AM member: please..
07:19:03 AM member: ...
07:19:10 AM member: no?
07:19:12 AM member:
07:22:11 AM member: ...
07:23:07 AM member: do u wanna watch me cum? lots of girls on web like my penis. I just wanna turn u on more if I can...
07:25:02 AM member: do u wanna watch my penis while u cum?..
07:25:52 AM member: I could help u beautiful..
07:26:40 AM member: ..
07:26:58 AM member: I so want u to watch my penis and feel it there..
07:27:30 AM member: and radiohead playing in the background, because u had to be damn perfect!
07:27:50 AM member: I'm 30
07:27:57 AM member: and I would so marry u
07:28:06 AM member: keep u occupied every night..
07:29:00 AM member: would u watch me? I will turn u on..
07:29:09 AM member: let me turn u on please..
07:29:32 AM member: I will take my boxer right away and start creaming my penis with some body cream for ur pleasure..
07:29:37 AM member: I wanna be ur slut
07:29:58 AM member: I've been with more than 100 girls so far. I could tease u..
07:30:13 AM member: and I have 8 inch, and a thick onw..
07:30:22 AM member: but the penis head is just delicious
07:30:26 AM member: u would love it
07:31:27 AM member: it is ok..
07:31:32 AM member: u are so lovely
07:32:52 AM member: ok computer playing the whole time
07:33:01 AM member: u are just so perfect
07:35:52 AM member: sorry I just saw ur room topic. u are watching for 100 tokens. I didn't know..
07:36:32 AM member: I just want u under me
07:36:53 AM member: with that beautiful face..
07:37:05 AM member: taking it deep....
07:37:09 AM member: moaning
07:38:00 AM member: ...
07:38:31 AM member: are u a moaner?
07:39:11 AM member: ...
07:39:19 AM member: here I'm just stunned
07:39:22 AM member: watching ur face
07:39:25 AM member: doing nothing
07:39:33 AM member: just watching
07:39:51 AM member: I could marry u. with no doubts
07:39:59 AM member: and I'm real hard to marry
07:40:10 AM member: I would just so love u girl
07:41:09 AM member: sex is intimate
07:41:18 AM member: would be just tender with u..
07:42:24 AM member: how much would u want for a night?
07:42:54 AM member: I just want an initial amount.. to know how much u want for that..
07:43:20 AM member: ...
07:44:31 AM member: ok ok
07:44:57 AM member: I love you
07:45:04 AM member: are u married?
07:45:08 AM member: is it too late?
07:45:29 AM member: are u?.. married?
07:47:11 AM member: I tipped 10
07:47:13 AM member: pleasee
07:47:16 AM member:
07:47:26 AM member: I dont tip girls easy here
07:47:33 AM member: I will invest on u from now on
07:47:37 AM member:
07:47:52 AM member:
07:47:57 AM member: u are adorable
07:48:18 AM MsAllyCat: oh thank you so much xx
07:48:35 AM member: why arent u married?
07:48:40 AM member: just want to know
07:48:45 AM member: no guy good enough?
07:49:05 AM member: everybody wants u the whole time
07:49:10 AM member: so u are pretty laid back
07:49:16 AM member: no rush right?
07:51:18 AM member: u should have 1 or 2 beautiful daughters in 10 years
07:51:29 AM member: just saying.. but please.. have them
07:51:40 AM member: u would be the coolest mom ever
08:28:49 AM member: oh girl
08:28:57 AM member: I couldn't help
08:29:13 AM MsAllyCat: hi again – what are you going on about here?
08:29:19 AM member: I turned my camera on to tease u if I can..
08:30:03 AM member: my penis is just so big now..
08:30:21 AM member: not enough light but u should see and feel my head..
08:31:17 AM member: I have 30 tokens left
08:31:33 AM member: I can give them all to u for watching me too
08:31:45 AM member: it wont be free that way..
08:32:30 AM member: ..?
08:43:53 AM member: could I fuck u in a hotel room for days..?
08:44:18 AM member: day and night...
08:44:55 AM member: only ordering room service
08:45:21 AM member: pounding u so hard for hours....
08:45:36 AM member: fucking ur brains out as u like it...
08:45:55 AM member: sorry. I'm gonna cum to u..
08:46:12 AM member: just fantasizing u so hard here...
08:47:34 AM member: how big can u take it?
08:49:52 AM member: all I want is to be behind u now..
08:50:26 AM member: I'm big and thick
08:50:35 AM member: would get u so good...
08:51:27 AM member: ahhh
08:51:35 AM member: oh god
08:51:46 AM member: if only I were on top of u now...
08:56:52 AM member: can I tease u from here?
09:03:10 AM member: ...
09:03:32 AM member: do u like a good assfuck?..
09:05:00 AM member: .. do u?..
09:05:48 AM member: ..?
09:07:42 AM member: oh fuck
09:07:55 AM member: I wanna fuck u deep in the ass..

 

[ComicOzzie]

To a 12,000 camscore model:

aureliofabio: hey hallo,
aureliofabio: wanne buy some token over here, why should i give them to you?
aureliofabio: what do you have to offer?

She offered him her banhammer. :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

keal_duca: I told you, i will happily buy tokens again, when the stupid banning culture stops

Boldly taking a stand...

 

[LilyMarie]

keal_duca: I told you, i will happily buy tokens again, when the stupid banning culture stops

Boldly taking a stand...

Nobody that doesn't get banned on a regular basis would say something like that.

 

[PunkInDrublic]

Member- Can I give you my pager number?

 

[LaceyRoyce]

I suspect guys do this more for a reaction than really being insane.

this guy hit me yesterday.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Member- Can I give you my pager number?

The 1990s called. They want their technology back.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

middle_east: u r hot.. u ugly.. u r the only girl I want to fuck.. u r gross... dirty stinky whore. But i love u. U r my dream girl.. U good bitch. U have time for pvt?

 

[LilianaXO]

middle_east: u r hot.. u ugly.. u r the only girl I want to fuck.. u r gross... dirty stinky whore. But i love u. U r my dream girl.. U good bitch. U have time for pvt?

I call him a xenophobe every time I see him. :lol:

 

[emptiedglass]

Sounds like he's got a dual personality going on.

 

[LilyMarie]

Twitter..... :shock:

(I removed the "RT" and "@...")

Guy: add me on skype i will show u my dick
Me: Not in a billion years.
Guy: lol if u want a million years hahah me too i want to see ur body
Me: That doesn't make any sense.....
Guy: for me its make i will cum when i see ur pussy or boobs.. i saw ur boobs in myfreecams u have great boobs hun
Me: OK, so you know that I work on Myfreecams. So why do you think I'd want to look at your dick for free? I'm a camgirl.
Guy: yes u r camgirl in cam u show juste ur self but u dont see the dick
Me: Yes, because I don't WANT TO SEE ANY DICKS.
Guy: why ?? u never had sex with some one ?
Me: What the hell is wrong with you? I don't want to see strangers' dicks.
Guy: ohh ok ok.. then be my gf
Me: Yeah, I should just be your girlfriend so that I can enjoy looking at your dick!
Guy: yes hun if u want be my gf im here my hun kiss
Me: It was a joke. Skype shows are 800 tokens for 10 mins, but you don't seem like someone who ever tips anything, ever. Good luck.
Guy: i want to tips u for fuck not for show i wanna touch ur pussy ass and boobs i want to fuck u one houre