Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[southsamurai]

Saw a new model,lookscanjill, was getting on cam for the first time and went to visit.
One guy just kept asking where she's from. This is from about halfway through his asking, even though she kept telling him she would not be saying.

Ustedes, ese hombre no es un acosador. él dice ese. Gosh.


(yo no se un translacion para 'gosh'.)

porque todos los espanol?

 

[HotAndScottish]

Peel... the... baby? For real? WHAT? What baby? Peel? Huh?

 

[Jillybean]

Saw a new model,lookscanjill, was getting on cam for the first time and went to visit.
One guy just kept asking where she's from. This is from about halfway through his asking, even though she kept telling him she would not be saying.

GOD He was annoying! I was just coming here to post pretty much that same screenshot!

I really liked the show, though! My first one. And my first vibrator. Holy crap I've been missing out for years. My dildo is still my friend though hahaha.

Also, one guy said, "Nobody's going to pay you 500 to take your dress off" ... Well look at that. LOL! Any way, it was great even with the dbags. I think I started to get a little too rude. I need to learn to let it go and just ignore haha.

Anyway, in 3.5 hours I made 150% of what I usually make working at the hotel for 8 hours. I think if I keep this up I may just quit the hotel. HAHA! I loved it.

 

[Anonymous]

Also, one guy said, "Nobody's going to pay you 500 to take your dress off" ... Well look at that. LOL! Any way, it was great even with the dbags. I think I started to get a little too rude. I need to learn to let it go and just ignore haha.

Anyway, in 3.5 hours I made 150% of what I usually make working at the hotel for 8 hours. I think if I keep this up I may just quit the hotel. HAHA! I loved it.

LOL. That guy is an idiot. LOTS of models get 500 tokens and up to remove their clothes. He must not have visited many rooms, or that was just some lame attempt to get you to lower your requirement.

And I'm sure that if you had to "get rude" with anyone, it's because the douchebag(s) deserved it.

Congrats on having a successful show that you enjoyed! :thumbleft:

 

[Evvie]

Saw a new model,lookscanjill, was getting on cam for the first time and went to visit.
One guy just kept asking where she's from. This is from about halfway through his asking, even though she kept telling him she would not be saying.

Ustedes, ese hombre no es un acosador. él dice ese. Gosh.


(yo no se un translacion para 'gosh'.)

porque todos los espanol?

Apparently I got drunk last night and decided I was going to speak only Spanish, which is a language I definitely do not speak.

You should see the horrors I ravaged in the model's only section.

 

[Shaun__]

Apparently I got drunk last night and decided I was going to speak only Spanish, which is a language I definitely do not speak.

You should see the horrors I ravaged in the model's only section.

Were you naked as you committed these horrors in the women's only section of the site?

I only ask because, you know, reasons.

 

[Evvie]

Apparently I got drunk last night and decided I was going to speak only Spanish, which is a language I definitely do not speak.

You should see the horrors I ravaged in the model's only section.

Were you naked as you committed these horrors in the women's only section of the site?

I only ask because, you know, reasons.

I progressed through various states of undress, yes.

 

[Jupiter551]

This is Bloobish for "I'm broke":

 

[BetsyBooty]

This is Bloobish for "I'm broke":

...and it's the classic preamble to "Can we see your ass?"

 

[Jupiter551]

Non-tipper basically asks model to STFU in her own yellow wall

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Non-tipper basically asks model to STFU in her own yellow wall

:lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

Non-tipper basically asks model to STFU in her own yellow wall

Maybe he didn't read / didn't notice the second line in the emote. That's the only way this behavior can be explained. :shock:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Saw a new model,lookscanjill, was getting on cam for the first time and went to visit.
One guy just kept asking where she's from. This is from about halfway through his asking, even though she kept telling him she would not be saying.

Ustedes, ese hombre no es un acosador. él dice ese. Gosh.


(yo no se un translacion para 'gosh'.)

porque todos los espanol?

Apparently I got drunk last night and decided I was going to speak only Spanish, which is a language I definitely do not speak.

You should see the horrors I ravaged in the model's only section.

I was wondering about that. Didn't quite understand the replies. :lol:

 

[RoseCavilla]

I seriously think there's a fetish for glasses data.

Some guy just now (and he's a grey):

"nice glasses. very sexy.

regular or reading?

very sexy frames

what is your prescription

very strong? i wearing -6.5

show me your glasses lenses pls [I tell him I'll show him for a 5 token tip]

pls baby [I say don't call me "baby" and ban him]"


WTF does this information mean to you? It affects you in no way and if I am ignoring you, I'm not going to answer your 20th comment about the same thing. I don't know why this annoys me so much. Maybe I'm just a bitch, but these guys just.... :violence-rapidfire:

 

[Jupiter551]

I seriously think there's a fetish for glasses data.

Some guy just now (and he's a grey):

"nice glasses. very sexy.

regular or reading?

very sexy frames

what is your prescription

very strong? i wearing -6.5

show me your glasses lenses pls [I tell him I'll show him for a 5 token tip]

pls baby [I say don't call me "baby" and ban him]"


WTF does this information mean to you? It affects you in no way and if I am ignoring you, I'm not going to answer your 20th comment about the same thing. I don't know why this annoys me so much. Maybe I'm just a bitch, but these guys just.... :violence-rapidfire:

Maybe he's the feared Opto-Stalker, who uses the optometrist database to track down his victims by their lens prescription

 

[LadyLuna]

I seriously think there's a fetish for glasses data.

Some guy just now (and he's a grey):

"nice glasses. very sexy.

regular or reading?

very sexy frames

what is your prescription

very strong? i wearing -6.5

show me your glasses lenses pls [I tell him I'll show him for a 5 token tip]

pls baby [I say don't call me "baby" and ban him]"


WTF does this information mean to you? It affects you in no way and if I am ignoring you, I'm not going to answer your 20th comment about the same thing. I don't know why this annoys me so much. Maybe I'm just a bitch, but these guys just.... :violence-rapidfire:

There definitely is. I get at least 2 requests a month (not including the guy I banned for not taking "no" for an answer who used to ask every six months or so) for "what is your perscription?" I won't give it to them, but I'll do an improptu eye-test where I try to read and describe to them what I'm seeing as the card gets closer and closer.

There's one dude who originally told me he has a glasses fetish. He doesn't. He has a blind-girl fetish. I corrected him on that the one time, I was like "no, if you had a glasses fetish you wouldn't want me to take them OFF for the shows!"

I believe the guys with the glasses fetishes annoy me more than the feet guys. Mostly because they keep pushing for me to cater to them when I won't, but the feet guys just leave when I say no, or ask for the tip.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

"Me, you, and a chimichanga in private sometime. And plenty of pico de gallo"

:lol:

 

[AmberCutie]

If anyone actually replied positively to him, they should feel ashamed to be an idiot-enabler.

 

[AllisonWilder]

If anyone actually replied positively to him, they should feel ashamed to be an idiot-enabler.

So no 69, baby? :crybaby:

Jeebus, don't these guys ever learn about punctuation in school? There's not a question mark, comma or period to be found!

 

[Teagan]

I got tweet from someone i dont know asking if i would be live that night. I said no and he replied asking me for a photo of myself to "get him through the night." I LOLed and then looked through his posts. 3 followers but a gold mine of wtf. Literally tweet after tweet asking for pics, or asking for one he could cum on. One girl complied and he then uploaded a pic of the cum all over it. So gross!

 

[sahi]

:?

ChristofLA: Shit, God Damn it, Fucking FUCKS! Please excuse My Vulgarity! PLEASE!
ChristofLA: I am a Communication Officer on A StarCraft built by the Greys that Is capable of Traveling TIME!

 

[VeeValencia]

This is Bloobish for "I'm broke":

A basic once told me he'd give me a five star rating if I started smoking a cigarette right then and there. I just burst out laughing and told him I didn't need my bed room smelling of tobacco or his five star rating. I honestly thought he was joking :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

This is Bloobish for "I'm broke":

A basic once told me he'd give me a five star rating if I started smoking a cigarette right then and there. I just burst out laughing and told him I didn't need my bed room smelling of tobacco or his five star rating. I honestly thought he was joking :lol:

There are honestly so many basics who believe 5 star ratings are an acceptable currency on mfc, and that rating 5 stars means they are entitled to get something from the model.

 

[LilyMarie]

BlaqNite: i never really liked you until right now
BlaqNite: you are some good work by the universe
BlaqNite: i wanna eat your pussy i dont really do that
BlaqNite: do u like that?
BlaqNite: i would do that for you

I'm sure she's feeling so honored.

 

[JordanBlack]

:?

So ...who else wants to lock up my pussy? Limited time frame

 

[Remykins]

:?

ChristofLA: Shit, God Damn it, Fucking FUCKS! Please excuse My Vulgarity! PLEASE!
ChristofLA: I am a Communication Officer on A StarCraft built by the Greys that Is capable of Traveling TIME!

This was posted in my room, and after a prompt ban, I received this gem of an MFC mail:

Neil Armstrong should have NEVER gone to the Moon! He scared the Fuck out of Other Extraterrestrial Life Out there, because They KNOW Us as a Race, a Human Race, Violent, Judgmental, Arrogant, Selfish! They can tell because they Have been Here and because they SEE How You treat Me!
Mother Earth, does NOT Like You as the infection You are to Her!
Get a Grip and Do the research BEFORE You Judge Me!
IT IS NOT YOUR PLACE!
I am ALL over the Place in Cyberspace, so there is NO excuse NOT to understand WHAT it is that I Do!
King Christ Of Earth!!!

along with this gem of a youtube link to his ....odd....videos

http://youtu.be/RVCxak2OYmA

Cyberspace is MY TERRITORY! Be respectful!

 

[JerryBoBerry]

This was posted in my room, and after a prompt ban, I received this gem of an MFC mail:

Neil Armstrong should have NEVER gone to the Moon! He scared the Fuck out of Other Extraterrestrial Life Out there, because They KNOW Us as a Race, a Human Race, Violent, Judgmental, Arrogant, Selfish! They can tell because they Have been Here and because they SEE How You treat Me!
Mother Earth, does NOT Like You as the infection You are to Her!
Get a Grip and Do the research BEFORE You Judge Me!
IT IS NOT YOUR PLACE!
I am ALL over the Place in Cyberspace, so there is NO excuse NOT to understand WHAT it is that I Do!
King Christ Of Earth!!!

along with this gem of a youtube link to his ....odd....videos

http://youtu.be/RVCxak2OYmA

Cyberspace is MY TERRITORY! Be respectful!

Sometimes I get really depressed about the future state of the Human Race, and the current state.

 

[CharlieKat]

One I received not too long ago. He was also pretty shitty at spelling, but I refuse to bring myself down to that level as I type this out. I do remember it pretty verbatim.

WHITESTALLION: You're so beautiful. I want to fuck you so hard.
WHITESTALLION: Are you mixed? Asian?
WHITESTALLION: I only ask because my little girl is half Asian and I think she'll look like you when she grows up.
WHITESTALLION: I hope she looks just like you.

/ban

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HOPING YOUR CHILD LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE THAT YOU'RE JERKING OFF TO!?

 

[zippypinhead]

This was posted in my room, and after a prompt ban, I received this gem of an MFC mail:

Neil Armstrong should have NEVER gone to the Moon! He scared the Fuck out of Other Extraterrestrial Life Out there, because They KNOW Us as a Race, a Human Race, Violent, Judgmental, Arrogant, Selfish! They can tell because they Have been Here and because they SEE How You treat Me!
Mother Earth, does NOT Like You as the infection You are to Her!
Get a Grip and Do the research BEFORE You Judge Me!
IT IS NOT YOUR PLACE!
I am ALL over the Place in Cyberspace, so there is NO excuse NOT to understand WHAT it is that I Do!
King Christ Of Earth!!!

along with this gem of a youtube link to his ....odd....videos

http://youtu.be/RVCxak2OYmA

Cyberspace is MY TERRITORY! Be respectful!

Sometimes I get really depressed about the future state of the Human Race, and the current state.

I dunno, that whole post somehow made me fucking gleeful.

 

[ComicOzzie]

This is Bloobish for "I'm broke":

A basic once told me he'd give me a five star rating if I started smoking a cigarette right then and there. I just burst out laughing and told him I didn't need my bed room smelling of tobacco or his five star rating. I honestly thought he was joking :lol:

There are honestly so many basics who believe 5 star ratings are an acceptable currency on mfc, and that rating 5 stars means they are entitled to get something from the model.

That's because basics have literally nothing else to offer.