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What is it with these guys and the comments about mutilating female organs?? lol

xcasex: id settle with just turning your cervix into mush
 
"Tell my wife to shut up or she gets the chocolate cucumber."

Basics say the strangest things haha :lol:
I didn't tell her to shut up though. Thought it would be for the best.
 
sahi said:
What is it with these guys and the comments about mutilating female organs?? lol

xcasex: id settle with just turning your cervix into mush

Its their version of foreplay. :lol:
 
after being up a very long time and not that smart anymore or ever...

"what, did they run out of notebook paper?"

my brain did this... what? paper--->woood?--->flat board? but I have sizeable boobs...no... i don't get it...
...what? dammit guy left....I'm sitting in a sweatshirt?... I did flash boobs like a few minutes ago... :think:
OH! did he make fun of my tattoo??(it's writing)
diiiick.. :roll:
 
Member: Hey, bb. You want my cock? 15 inches and thick.

Okay, for a minute let's just suspend reality and pretend what you're asking would ever happen. Alright, math time! Your teachers told you it would have a practical use! I'm 4'9" that means 57 inches tall which means your cock is over a quarter my fucking size. No, I don't want it. I like where my organs are currently located, thank you.
 
NerdgasmGirl said:
Member: Hey, bb. You want my cock? 15 inches and thick.

Okay, for a minute let's just suspend reality and pretend what you're asking would ever happen. Alright, math time! Your teachers told you it would have a practical use! I'm 4'9" that means 57 inches tall which means your cock is over a quarter my fucking size. No, I don't want it. I like where my organs are currently located, thank you.

:lol: good story!!!
 
ComicOzzie said:
sahi said:
What is it with these guys and the comments about mutilating female organs?? lol

xcasex: id settle with just turning your cervix into mush

Its their version of foreplay. :lol:

Lol before I started camming me and a male friend went onto one of those sex chat websites pretending to be some girl. He took the reins on the sex talk.
One of the quotes was "I want you to fuck me so hard it reaches my colon"
The answer was "mmmm that's so hot, tell me more!"

WHAAAAA?! lol

My friend is rather sick, I WISH these guys had proved him wrong that other guys are just as sick, but unfortunately they all went for this kind of talk. It was quite funny. I love how these people are getting off to someone who is just completely bullshitting about everything, someone who is probably a man.
 
I had a very interesting MFC mail this morning. A member thought he figured out my real name because we did a Skype session in my first week as a new model and used part of one of my e-mail addresses as my Skype ID.

"Serin [what he thinks my real name is], I am so disapoint you never talk at me now [I haven't heard from him since our Skype and made it clear I ONLY did Skype for paid sessions]. Well, that ok. I forgive that though I want update how you are doing. I have no information how you are doing in so long. You must be busy modeling for other men.

Please tell me some update of your life. If not then I will come see you and maybe we can grab coffee. I know where your high school is, I can pick you up if you like. [a total bluff since, erm, "Serin" doesn't exist in real life and even if she did, she's not in high school anymore! :roll: ]

If you refuse don't forget I know where you live! Internet is big place nowdays, I can post where you live and your real name and school. Not that I will do such a thing like that but keep if in mind, it is not wise to say no to someone who has this information.

Love, Chuck"

I sent him a quick reply asking him to refrain from threatening Camgirls and trying to hide his motive and sound like a nice guy. I then invited him to go ahead and post my "real name" wherever he liked and that I would still love to get coffee with him not because I was afraid of him revealing my personal information, but because I truly enjoyed his "magic disappearing wanker" (I pulled up our Skype session and this is what he referred to his dick as). But I'd only meet with him tomorrow at exactly 6pm. I wonder if my sarcasm was clear enough...

Trolls. They're fun to mindfuck with!
 
MyDesertRose said:
I had a very interesting MFC mail this morning. A member thought he figured out my real name because we did a Skype session in my first week as a new model and used part of one of my e-mail addresses as my Skype ID.

"Serin [what he thinks my real name is], I am so disapoint you never talk at me now [I haven't heard from him since our Skype and made it clear I ONLY did Skype for paid sessions]. Well, that ok. I forgive that though I want update how you are doing. I have no information how you are doing in so long. You must be busy modeling for other men.

Please tell me some update of your life. If not then I will come see you and maybe we can grab coffee. I know where your high school is, I can pick you up if you like. [a total bluff since, erm, "Serin" doesn't exist in real life and even if she did, she's not in high school anymore! :roll: ]

If you refuse don't forget I know where you live! Internet is big place nowdays, I can post where you live and your real name and school. Not that I will do such a thing like that but keep if in mind, it is not wise to say no to someone who has this information.

Love, Chuck"

I sent him a quick reply asking him to refrain from threatening Camgirls and trying to hide his motive and sound like a nice guy. I then invited him to go ahead and post my "real name" wherever he liked and that I would still love to get coffee with him not because I was afraid of him revealing my personal information, but because I truly enjoyed his "magic disappearing wanker" (I pulled up our Skype session and this is what he referred to his dick as). But I'd only meet with him tomorrow at exactly 6pm. I wonder if my sarcasm was clear enough...

Trolls. They're fun to mindfuck with!


:eek: What an absolute prick.
 
MyDesertRose said:
I had a very interesting MFC mail this morning. A member thought he figured out my real name because we did a Skype session in my first week as a new model and used part of one of my e-mail addresses as my Skype ID.

You should of not responded at all and simply fwded it to support and he would get banned for threats/stalker behaviour
 
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MyDesertRose said:
I had a very interesting MFC mail this morning. A member thought he figured out my real name because we did a Skype session in my first week as a new model and used part of one of my e-mail addresses as my Skype ID.

You should of not responded at all and simply fwded it to support and he would get banned for threats/stalker behaviour
If he had any real info about me, I would have done just that and banned him. But seeing as he didn't, I couldn't resist the opportunity to mess with him.

As for support, I don't think they could really do much. He didn't threaten me openly so they probably wouldn't care. He said that he "could" post my information online, not that he would if I didn't do X or Y. If anything, he MAY get a warning.

Besides, there are real stalkers on MFC that have a lot more skill than this guy. He's just phishing for information. But there are guys who are savvy enough to track IP address (it happened to FridaysChild a while ago) and call cops on public shows or threaten models to reveal their cam work to friends, family, and landlords. I would rather let support focus on the stalkers who are actually a threat.
 
MyDesertRose said:
I had a very interesting MFC mail this morning. A member thought he figured out my real name because we did a Skype session in my first week as a new model and used part of one of my e-mail addresses as my Skype ID.

"Serin [what he thinks my real name is], I am so disapoint you never talk at me now [I haven't heard from him since our Skype and made it clear I ONLY did Skype for paid sessions]. Well, that ok. I forgive that though I want update how you are doing. I have no information how you are doing in so long. You must be busy modeling for other men.

Please tell me some update of your life. If not then I will come see you and maybe we can grab coffee. I know where your high school is, I can pick you up if you like. [a total bluff since, erm, "Serin" doesn't exist in real life and even if she did, she's not in high school anymore! :roll: ]

If you refuse don't forget I know where you live! Internet is big place nowdays, I can post where you live and your real name and school. Not that I will do such a thing like that but keep if in mind, it is not wise to say no to someone who has this information.

Love, Chuck"

I sent him a quick reply asking him to refrain from threatening Camgirls and trying to hide his motive and sound like a nice guy. I then invited him to go ahead and post my "real name" wherever he liked and that I would still love to get coffee with him not because I was afraid of him revealing my personal information, but because I truly enjoyed his "magic disappearing wanker" (I pulled up our Skype session and this is what he referred to his dick as). But I'd only meet with him tomorrow at exactly 6pm. I wonder if my sarcasm was clear enough...

Trolls. They're fun to mindfuck with!
Haha what a creep, and stupid too. Who the fuck is called 'Serin' :p
 
ComicOzzie said:
mcbadass101: get to fell those perfect natural tits and that sexy bum would be amazing in my hands while i make you cum all over my throbbing hard cock hun
mcbadass101: feal*

:lol:
Got to love how he goes out of his way to correct his spelling mistake with another spelling mistake. :p
 
Jupiter551 said:
The_Brown_Fox said:
Jupiter551 said:
I just rated and admired you and I also masturbated for you in tribute to your beauty.


LOL @ "in tribute to." :lol:
Yeah haha. Please don't let this guy work in a restaurant. I can only imagine how he 'pays tribute' to the meals of the attractive female customers...
:lol: Damn you Jupe! Now I'll have nightmares. lol
 
Nordling said:
:lol: Damn you Jupe! Now I'll have nightmares. lol

I know it's no wonder people keep trying to kill him. :woops:
 
On MFC the other night when this guy asked about meeting in person, I told him I don't do that. Then he was like "But why not?," and asked me to list names of clubs, etc. where I hang out, so that he could bump into me sometime. :roll: Yeah, I'm really gonna give out that kind of info on here after I JUST told you I don't intend to meet.....dumbass.

I banned him because he clearly wasn't taking no for an answer.
 
Saw a new model,lookscanjill, was getting on cam for the first time and went to visit.
One guy just kept asking where she's from. This is from about halfway through his asking, even though she kept telling him she would not be saying.
 

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Jupiter551 said:
The_Brown_Fox said:
Jupiter551 said:
I just rated and admired you and I also masturbated for you in tribute to your beauty.


LOL @ "in tribute to." :lol:
Yeah haha. Please don't let this guy work in a restaurant. I can only imagine how he 'pays tribute' to the meals of the attractive female customers...
:lol: Damn you Jupe! Now I'll have nightmares. lol
you'll never be able to try a girl's food on a date ever again :lol:
 
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Saw a new model,lookscanjill, was getting on cam for the first time and went to visit.
One guy just kept asking where she's from. This is from about halfway through his asking, even though she kept telling him she would not be saying.
Ustedes, ese hombre no es un acosador. él dice ese. Gosh.


(yo no se un translacion para 'gosh'.)