Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[OliveDean]

In my room today:


"hi hru bb and what is ur real name?"

and later

"for 10 tokens will you flash and rub pussy for 5 minutes?"

 

[LilyMarie]

"for 10 tokens will you flash and rub pussy for 5 minutes?"

What's your problem?! 50 cents is totally an acceptable price for doing that. I mean, with 50 cents you can buy... you can buy... buy... something.
These spoiled, stuck up camgirls, always expecting so many tokens for everything. Sigh. :roll:

:lol:


I just got this MFC mail:

Te escribo ya que observando tu perfil me he dado cuenta que puedes mejorarlo con un diseo ms profesional y as puedas conseguir ms clientes.

Este es mi perfil,

https://www.facebook.com/brayanlunart

si te quieres comunicar conmigo o a: brayanluna@gmail.com manejo total discrecin y reserva.

Saludos

-

I write because watching your profile I noticed you can improve it with a more professional and so you get more customers.

This is my profile,

https://www.facebook.com/brayanlunart

if you want to communicate with me or: brayanluna@gmail.com discretion and reserve management.

regards


You gotta love how he starts off with Spanish. You know, since MFC is a Spanish-speaking website first and foremost and pretty much all the models speak it, right.
But yeah, at least now I know why I'm so unsuccessful on MFC... my profile sucks and needs 'a more professional'... :crybaby:

 

[Jupiter551]

tuck77: 55,000 tok in public and she goes private ?
outnlukin: she is done for the night, was going to finish in grp
tuck77: [:nopvt]
tuck77: Women all over the world would have actual sex with many men for the kind of money she was given today by thousands of fans. but only a few get a show. I call b [:nopvt]

I couldn't help but laugh because this guy never tipped (that I saw) and got so bent out of shape when she decided to go group before logging off (she'd be on for something like 9 hours). And the fact that he says MANY women would have sex for that kind of money is the icing on the cake.

Agreed he should stfu, though that's what, $2250 or so? There ARE many women who would have sex for that kind of money lol, in fact there are MANY women who DO regularly have sex for much, much less than that. Not all...but indisputably many. Again, it's not his tip but he does have a point - it's actually cheaper to visit a prostitute than to have say, a 60 minute pvt. Not saying camming should be cheaper, but considering it's adult work and so many of the guys seem to want to have sex with the women I do wonder if they realise the price difference. I think a lot of pornstars that work at the bunny ranch, ie some pretty famous pornstars, charge less than that. And certainly famous Euro pornstars, in Europe, charge in the mid hundreds.

 

[Jupiter551]

guest2787 : can u open ur hairs?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

sckotie01: Are you going to a party tonight?
BillyTheViper: Yup she's going to the New Year party at my house
sckotie01: will u have sex at the party?
W4r7h0g: lol
BillyTheViper: yes i will have sex at my party
sckotie01: but its possible
BillyTheViper: even if i am the only one there
UNDERY: wow viper
BillyTheViper: Hey, I know myself best :lool

I love how Viper handled this sckotie01's comments :lol:

 

[Nordling]

kimblebda: sock on you clit for you. kim-ble

No idea. The second sentence was how he wanted her to say his name.

 

[mynameisbob84]

kimblebda: sock on you clit for you. kim-ble
No idea. The second sentence was how he wanted her to say his name.

This is akin to me telling people how to pronounce my name phonetically...

Bob (bob)

 

[Jupiter551]

kimblebda: sock on you clit for you. kim-ble
No idea. The second sentence was how he wanted her to say his name.

This is akin to me telling people how to pronounce my name phonetically...

Bob (bob)

 

[Jupiter551]

Cam_19: holy fuck, id tear that pussy up

I will never know how after reading comments like this all day you girls don't just burst out laughing

 

[Nordling]

Cam_19: holy fuck, id tear that pussy up

I will never know how after reading comments like this all day you girls don't just burst out laughing

:lol: Agree. Plus I've never understood why so many guys think that suggesting some kind of violent mutilation to a woman's genitals is somehow attractive. lol

 

[LilyMarie]

This is akin to me telling people how to pronounce my name phonetically...

Bob (bob)

To be precise, that's [bɔb] in British English, or [ba] in American English. :geek:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Cam_19: holy fuck, id tear that pussy up

I will never know how after reading comments like this all day you girls don't just burst out laughing

Lol you saying that reminded me of a private I had with a high tipper. Needless to say we cam girls try to aim to please high tippers, but this one broke me completely. He had me watching his cam and dirty talking to him, then he asked "What would you say if my dick told you to (I don't remember the rest. I was laughing too hard when I read the first part to finish the sentence). He asked why I was laughing, and (after I was able to breath again from laughing so hard) I told him "I would scream because a fucking dick is talking to me!" He turned off his cam for a while. I wasn't sure what to make of the situation...long pause while still in private...turned cam back on to see him wiping away tears from his face bc he too was laughing. He responded "Yeah, my bad. A talking dick is totally horrifying!"

 

[Rose]

Cam_19: holy fuck, id tear that pussy up

I will never know how after reading comments like this all day you girls don't just burst out laughing

Erm... :? Maybe it's just me, but I often do when lines like this are posted in my chat.

 

[AnnaForu]

Guest79817: nice bb i fucked hard

Guest79817: show your hottest asshole

 

[AnnaForu]

OMG what the heck one after the other

gunker66: will u pee too sweety?

gunker66: please please pee for me

gunker66: very very sexy tits mmmmm

gunker66: hun will u pee or no?

 

[Jupiter551]

Cam_19: holy fuck, id tear that pussy up

I will never know how after reading comments like this all day you girls don't just burst out laughing

:lol: Agree. Plus I've never understood why so many guys think that suggesting some kind of violent mutilation to a woman's genitals is somehow attractive. lol

LOL I know right

 

[Nordling]

A proud father:

southernmen2: i gave my lil 14 year old the best newyears haha he got baked and drunk and then i got him laid

:angry4:

 

[AnnaForu]

A proud father:

southernmen2: i gave my lil 14 year old the best newyears haha he got baked and drunk and then i got him laid

:angry4:

WOW, I really hope that is just to get people riled and not true!

 

[Nordling]

A proud father:

southernmen2: i gave my lil 14 year old the best newyears haha he got baked and drunk and then i got him laid

:angry4:

WOW, I really hope that is just to get people riled and not true!

Yeah, me too, but there was nothing in the context of the room that would make me think he was joking. Most of his other comments were ignorant but not THAT ignorant.

 

[AllisonWilder]

I'd really like to see you in all of these scenarios. I can pay you through c4s or paypal, whatever is easier for you.

1. Peeing on a Sofa
2. Peeing in a dressing room on the floor
3. Pissing in a public bathroom floor
4. peeing in a store aisle like home depot or lowes
5. peeing on food
6. peeing one naughty things like the Bible
7. Pissing on teddy Bears
8. Peeing in a jar with live gold fish or mice
9. peeing in really naughty places

What do you think? #8 is what I want the most! i cant stand peeing in the toilet or in alleys i can sssee the clips any where i love daring and extreme piss.

:?

I understand that watersports are a fetish and I have no issue with that, but on goldfish or mice? :snooty:

 

[helloimc]

I'm new to MFC, but in the past I've heard 2 very strange requests. 1, "Will you boil an egg and slip it inside of you once it cools?" 2, "Will you please pretend to eat your leg? Please use salt, pepper, and a fork." I will admit, I complied with the latter. I was quite new. It was all fun to say the least :bunny:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

babusharma22: catch my cock in ur hand plz
MissyLuvsU: catch it?
MissyLuvsU: Why is it detached from me?

I love you Missy! :-D

 

[Jupiter551]

I'd really like to see you in all of these scenarios. I can pay you through c4s or paypal, whatever is easier for you.

1. Peeing on a Sofa
2. Peeing in a dressing room on the floor
3. Pissing in a public bathroom floor
4. peeing in a store aisle like home depot or lowes
5. peeing on food
6. peeing one naughty things like the Bible
7. Pissing on teddy Bears
8. Peeing in a jar with live gold fish or mice
9. peeing in really naughty places

What do you think? #8 is what I want the most! i cant stand peeing in the toilet or in alleys i can sssee the clips any where i love daring and extreme piss.

:?

I understand that watersports are a fetish and I have no issue with that, but on goldfish or mice? :snooty:

Huh, I'm open minded, and generally agree with the 'everyone's weird in their own way' theory, but at some point people need to recognise that actually they're considerably weirder than the rest of us, they're just fucking odd.

 

[ComicOzzie]

boo341: do you have skype?
boo341: add me boodidley
boo341: you are so sexy
boo341: dam sexy
boo341: you make my day
boo341: did you add me on skype?
boo341: so when?

Said while the model with in the middle of her show...

 

[LaceyRoyce]

I'd really like to see you in all of these scenarios. I can pay you through c4s or paypal, whatever is easier for you.

1. Peeing on a Sofa
2. Peeing in a dressing room on the floor
3. Pissing in a public bathroom floor
4. peeing in a store aisle like home depot or lowes
5. peeing on food
6. peeing one naughty things like the Bible
7. Pissing on teddy Bears
8. Peeing in a jar with live gold fish or mice
9. peeing in really naughty places

What do you think? #8 is what I want the most! i cant stand peeing in the toilet or in alleys i can sssee the clips any where i love daring and extreme piss.

:?

I understand that watersports are a fetish and I have no issue with that, but on goldfish or mice? :snooty:

Huh, I'm open minded, and generally agree with the 'everyone's weird in their own way' theory, but at some point people need to recognise that actually they're considerably weirder than the rest of us, they're just fucking odd.

Remember the scammer fisher guy that got banned? He sent me an almost identical list and made the same comment at the end once.
Just warnnnning....

 

[ComicOzzie]

antman518an: do you go prvte?
antman518an: sorry i didnt read ur profile

Again, right in the middle of her show. WTF!

 

[Anonymous]

Plus I've never understood why so many guys think that suggesting some kind of violent mutilation to a woman's genitals is somehow attractive. lol

If I tell a guy that I wanna do The Electric Slide or The Cha Cha Slide on his balls while wearing high heels, would he think that's sexy? :lol:

 

[curvyredhead]

I'd really like to see you in all of these scenarios. I can pay you through c4s or paypal, whatever is easier for you.

1. Peeing on a Sofa
2. Peeing in a dressing room on the floor
3. Pissing in a public bathroom floor
4. peeing in a store aisle like home depot or lowes
5. peeing on food
6. peeing one naughty things like the Bible
7. Pissing on teddy Bears
8. Peeing in a jar with live gold fish or mice
9. peeing in really naughty places

What do you think? #8 is what I want the most! i cant stand peeing in the toilet or in alleys i can sssee the clips any where i love daring and extreme piss.

:?

I understand that watersports are a fetish and I have no issue with that, but on goldfish or mice? :snooty:

Huh, I'm open minded, and generally agree with the 'everyone's weird in their own way' theory, but at some point people need to recognise that actually they're considerably weirder than the rest of us, they're just fucking odd.

I admit I am super into watersports...and LOVE golden showers but....
1-That's animal abuse damn it
2-Teddies are amazing don't destroy them. They make everything better.

 

[LilyMarie]

This unbelievable guy on Twitter today. :shock:

The red font is what I wrote, blue font is him.

My girl @(girlsname) is just starting out on #MFC; do you have any good advice to help her succeed?
Twitter isn't the right place for this. I'd highly suggest that she signs up at @AmberLynneGirl's forum and gets...
... model status there. The amount of information and advice in the models section there is incredible.
I sincerely appreciate the advice and apologize for the tweet. I just didn't know how else to reach you to help @(girlsname).
You could have sent an mfc mail.. & It's best not to go to 1 individual model for advice but rather hear what ...
... many different girls have to say. Different things work for different camgirls. - & why did you ask for (girlsname)? (What I meant by that was: why did YOU ask me that instead of her)
she's a good person & I think maybe she's in a position to need some help. Ur a good person; made sense to ask you.
But she needs to ask for help on her own Also her Twitter doesn't look like a camgirl's twitter at all...
I understand. I was going to feel u out then send her ur way. What do you mean about her Twitter?
Well on her twitter twitter.com/(girlsname) nowhere does it say anything about her being a camgirl. lol.
anything else that she needs? Plz remember, she is VERY new to all of this.
There are SO MANY things I could say here but this is TWITTER!! Tell her to go sign up at http://acf.xxx , it's useful!
...and I really, really wonder why SHE doesn't ask anyone for help but lets you do this...
she didn't know I was doing it. U may not have a kind person looking out for u, but she does. Didn't think that was criminal.
I don't need anyone 'looking out for me', I go & get my own information, like most camgirls do. She should start doing that.
btw - she has asked for help. No one would help her...so I thought, being removed from it, someone might listen and help.
you are not who/what I thought you were. No one is more sry than I for that mistake. Good luck to you.
Yeah, I guess I'm really sorry for telling you the name of the the best resource for camgirls that exists. Ridiculous.


What... what did he even expect me to do >_< Go to this girl and give her advice she didn't even ask me for... on Twitter... for everyone to see... :-| :help:

 

[mynameisbob84]

This is akin to me telling people how to pronounce my name phonetically...

Bob (bob)

To be precise, that's [bɔb] in British English, or [ba] in American English. :geek:

I quite like the look of ba:b. The other one looks like it has a backwards c in it which is just confusing