Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Anonymous]

"she is so hottttttttttttt
so hotttttttttttttttttttttttt
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
want so bad
wanttttttttttttttttt"

I think I've seen that guy! :-D

LOL! He's on Streamate.

He sounds like one of those kids toys that are programmed to only say 5 different phrases. :lol:

"She is so hot...hottttttt."
"Want so bad...wanttttttt."
ETC.

 

[LilyEvans]

Basic member: "can u finger ur pussy"
Me: "I don't do insertion in public. If you want to see that you'll have to upgrade to premium and take me to group or private."
Basic: "how much does that cost"
Me: "60 tokens a minute for pvt."
Basic: "o in the UK we use pounds"

Silly me. Typical American, assuming everyone uses our tokens-based currency.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Basic member: "can u finger ur pussy"
Me: "I don't do insertion in public. If you want to see that you'll have to upgrade to premium and take me to group or private."
Basic: "how much does that cost"
Me: "60 tokens a minute for pvt."
Basic: "o in the UK we use pounds"

Silly me. Typical American, assuming everyone uses our tokens-based currency.

Haha. I genuinely lol'd at that one :-D

 

[Jupiter551]

Risk4dRush: can u do any role playing bb
Risk4dRush: I want you to be my make believe 18 yr old daughter laying there masterbating, begging and taunting me to fuck you before mommy gets home..

What's wrong with daddy/daughter? The only problem I see here is a couple of spelling errors.

Well, what's wrong is it's(fantasies about and roleplaying of) incest and/or child sexual abuse.

I dunno I find fantasizing about incest a bit extreme, and I think a lot of it leads to what the guy *really* wants to fantasize which is about pedophilia which imo is not even acceptable to fantasize about (while I'm not judging you if you choose to do it) as a model, irresponsible to cater to.

 

[LindseyDoll]

Risk4dRush: can u do any role playing bb
Risk4dRush: I want you to be my make believe 18 yr old daughter laying there masterbating, begging and taunting me to fuck you before mommy gets home..

What's wrong with daddy/daughter? The only problem I see here is a couple of spelling errors.

Well, what's wrong is it's(fantasies about and roleplaying of) incest and/or child sexual abuse.

I dunno I find fantasizing about incest a bit extreme, and I think a lot of it leads to what the guy *really* wants to fantasize which is about pedophilia which imo is not even acceptable to fantasize about (while I'm not judging you if you choose to do it) as a model, irresponsible to cater to.

There is a difference between daddy/daughter, and age play (I never act out a fantasy where I act like I'm younger than I am, only fun between two consenting adults, as it should be)... also, you need to consider the sugar daddy types. Guys who enjoy playing the role of provider, and protecter. Often the idea of anything insestious involving their own family disgusts them, because they are good to their family. They just want to imagine they have a posistion of authority and responsiblity for the model that they're playing with.

Most of us can smell the creepy pedo, want to fool around with their family members type a mile away.

Just because it seems like a certain reason for enjoying a fetish is obvious to you, doesn't mean thats why they like it :twocents-02cents:

 

[JickyJuly]

Risk4dRush: can u do any role playing bb
Risk4dRush: I want you to be my make believe 18 yr old daughter laying there masterbating, begging and taunting me to fuck you before mommy gets home..

What's wrong with daddy/daughter? The only problem I see here is a couple of spelling errors.

Well, what's wrong is it's(fantasies about and roleplaying of) incest and/or child sexual abuse.

I dunno I find fantasizing about incest a bit extreme, and I think a lot of it leads to what the guy *really* wants to fantasize which is about pedophilia which imo is not even acceptable to fantasize about (while I'm not judging you if you choose to do it) as a model, irresponsible to cater to.

There is a difference between daddy/daughter, and age play (I never act out a fantasy where I act like I'm younger than I am, only fun between two consenting adults, as it should be)... also, you need to consider the sugar daddy types. Guys who enjoy playing the role of provider, and protecter. Often the idea of anything insestious involving their own family disgusts them, because they are good to their family. They just want to imagine they have a posistion of authority and responsiblity for the model that they're playing with.

Most of us can smell the creepy pedo, want to fool around with their family members type a mile away.

Just because it seems like a certain reason for enjoying a fetish is obvious to you, doesn't mean thats why they like it :twocents-02cents:

I think in this scenario "before Mommy gets home" suggests that Mommy is the provider and protector while Daddy is a problem.

 

[LadyLuna]

Risk4dRush: can u do any role playing bb
Risk4dRush: I want you to be my make believe 18 yr old daughter laying there masterbating, begging and taunting me to fuck you before mommy gets home..

What's wrong with daddy/daughter? The only problem I see here is a couple of spelling errors.

Well, what's wrong is it's(fantasies about and roleplaying of) incest and/or child sexual abuse.

I dunno I find fantasizing about incest a bit extreme, and I think a lot of it leads to what the guy *really* wants to fantasize which is about pedophilia which imo is not even acceptable to fantasize about (while I'm not judging you if you choose to do it) as a model, irresponsible to cater to.

There is a difference between daddy/daughter, and age play (I never act out a fantasy where I act like I'm younger than I am, only fun between two consenting adults, as it should be)... also, you need to consider the sugar daddy types. Guys who enjoy playing the role of provider, and protecter. Often the idea of anything insestious involving their own family disgusts them, because they are good to their family. They just want to imagine they have a posistion of authority and responsiblity for the model that they're playing with.

Most of us can smell the creepy pedo, want to fool around with their family members type a mile away.

Just because it seems like a certain reason for enjoying a fetish is obvious to you, doesn't mean thats why they like it :twocents-02cents:

What he asked for was not "protector role" roleplay. what he asked for was incest roleplay.

There is nothing wrong with daddy-play when it centers on a protector role. "Let your daddy hold his good little girl", for example. They're not wanting to fantasize that the model is actually the daughter. It's something else entirely.

But this is the guy wanting to fantasize that his actual daughter is watching him cheat on his wife with the model. THAT's some fucked up shit.

 

[LilyMarie]

bdgym77 (basic): 5 stars for just a flash


OMG Y U SO GENEROUS

 

[BabyGirlRed]

bdgym77 (basic): 5 stars for just a flash


OMG Y U SO GENEROUS

Pfft! I would never flash for that cheap. 5 stars and a dick pic, bb.

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

Tonight:

member: youre way too good for these creeps
me: I like these creeps.
member: you dont have to suck up to the creeps
me: ban

:lol:

 

[FrenchKitty]

More LOL than wtf: For my first time on cam (ever) yesterday, a dude opened PM by saying: "then, grandma said I smelled bad and kicked the cat". I was so surprised I think I laughed out loud, very entertaining conversation ensued, involving sean connery 's sexiness and other weird stuff. It really made my day

 

[JickyJuly]

If I get called "ma" one more time by some freeloader, my face might bust off.

 

[Anonymous]

If I get called "ma" one more time by some freeloader, my face might bust off.

"How's dat azz lookin, ma? Show us wut u workin wit." :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

I had just had to restart the broadcaster so guests/basics weren't muted yet...

Guest09624: r u in a school libary
Me: Yes. I'm in a school library.
Guest09624: very sexy if u r mmmm
Me: Can't you tell I'm in a library? I mean look at my wardrobe over there, with all the postcards attached to it, for example... - I can't believe there are still people who ask if I'm in a library.
Guest09624: all of them books to ur right fuckin dumb ass

This is what my setup looks like: (blacked myself out because it's a screenshot from a high tip and I have the most ridiculous expression ever and it doesn't serve the purpose ^^)

I feel so sorry for the apparently huge amount of people who grew up in a house without books and believe that bookshelves can only exist in libraries.
Also, look at the chaos in the shelf, the TV, the wardrobe, the stuff on the walls, ... it must be a library.

 

[Anonymous]

I had just had to restart the broadcaster so guests/basics weren't muted yet...

Guest09624: r u in a school libary
Me: Yes. I'm in a school library.
Guest09624: very sexy if u r mmmm
Me: Can't you tell I'm in a library? I mean look at my wardrobe over there, with all the postcards attached to it, for example... - I can't believe there are still people who ask if I'm in a library.
Guest09624: all of them books to ur right fuckin dumb ass

This is what my setup looks like: (blacked myself out because it's a screenshot from a high tip and I have the most ridiculous expression ever and it doesn't serve the purpose ^^)

.

He jus a lazy fuk who two stoopid to yous capitulizashun and propah punchewashun inn his posts neway...yet ur da dumazz???

Sometimes guys in my room laugh because when I return from private chat, I IMMEDIATELY re-mute guests and basics so fast, that they don't even get a chance to say "How dat azz look?" LOL.

 

[LilyMarie]

In the room of a completely unresponsive model...

HarryCalaghan: daddys just going to go and put on his rubber gloves for your bath time babydoll
HarryCalaghan: daddys going to fuck those for you babydoll oce weve tranquilised mummy tonight hehe
HarryCalaghan: daddys gonna fuck that sweet lil ass of yours tonight babydoll - just as soon as we sedate mummy hehe
HarryCalaghan: dddys picked out an extra special book for your bedtime story tonight babydoll - the 140 nights of sodom by the marquis de sade
HarryCalaghan: i think you'll really enjoy it

 

[schlmoe]

I had just had to restart the broadcaster so guests/basics weren't muted yet...

Guest09624: r u in a school libary
Me: Yes. I'm in a school library.
Guest09624: very sexy if u r mmmm
Me: Can't you tell I'm in a library? I mean look at my wardrobe over there, with all the postcards attached to it, for example... - I can't believe there are still people who ask if I'm in a library.
Guest09624: all of them books to ur right fuckin dumb ass

This is what my setup looks like: (blacked myself out because it's a screenshot from a high tip and I have the most ridiculous expression ever and it doesn't serve the purpose ^^)

I feel so sorry for the apparently huge amount of people who grew up in a house without books and believe that bookshelves can only exist in libraries.
Also, look at the chaos in the shelf, the TV, the wardrobe, the stuff on the walls, ... it must be a library.

Why it IS a library. A private library of the Twilight series, Twilight Fanfic, Twilight biographies, Twilight backstories, Twilight picture books, and all things Twilight :mrgreen:

 

[Anonymous]

Not as WTF-worthy as the other stuff posted on here, but if I see one more person ask a model "Does the carpet match the drapes?," I'm gonna knock him upside the head with a glass dildo. LOL.

 

[LilyMarie]

Why it IS a library. A private library of the Twilight series, Twilight Fanfic, Twilight biographies, Twilight backstories, Twilight picture books, and all things Twilight :mrgreen:

Not really, schlmoe. :-D
(Yes, I totally just grabbed my camera and stood in front of my shelf with it... I must be bored. I'm glad school has just started.)

Besides, Twilight biographies, backstories or picture books don't even exist... :geek:

 

[LindseyDoll]

Not anyone in particular, but why all the comments about being a MILF lately?
I'm 22!!!! Big tits do not mean I'm a mother. Don't call me Mama..... :crybaby: :angry4:

next thing you know people will be calling me a GMILF for turning 25 :?

 

[Evvie]

In the room of a completely unresponsive model...

HarryCalaghan: daddys just going to go and put on his rubber gloves for your bath time babydoll
HarryCalaghan: daddys going to fuck those for you babydoll oce weve tranquilised mummy tonight hehe
HarryCalaghan: daddys gonna fuck that sweet lil ass of yours tonight babydoll - just as soon as we sedate mummy hehe
HarryCalaghan: dddys picked out an extra special book for your bedtime story tonight babydoll - the 140 nights of sodom by the marquis de sade
HarryCalaghan: i think you'll really enjoy it

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



squicksquicksquicksquick.

Gross. This dude is gross. Goddamn. The 120 Days of Sodom is a book about wealthy Frenchmen kidnapping young, prepubescent children and rape and torture them for half a year.

 

[Shaun__]

I feel so sorry for the apparently huge amount of people who grew up in a house without books and believe that bookshelves can only exist in libraries.
Also, look at the chaos in the shelf, the TV, the wardrobe, the stuff on the walls, ... it must be a library.

Just the way your books are shelved should have told him you are not in a library. He may never have been inside of one before, as sad as that would be.

 

[Nordling]

Not anyone in particular, but why all the comments about being a MILF lately?
I'm 22!!!! Big tits do not mean I'm a mother. Don't call me Mama..... :crybaby: :angry4:

next thing you know people will be calling me a GMILF for turning 25 :?

I hate that term. I know a lot of people, even some women, use it every chance they get but it's an ugly word, and usually not even appropriate for its meaning. To many, any woman over 18 is a MILF.

 

[LilyMarie]

In the room of a completely unresponsive model...

HarryCalaghan: daddys just going to go and put on his rubber gloves for your bath time babydoll
HarryCalaghan: daddys going to fuck those for you babydoll oce weve tranquilised mummy tonight hehe
HarryCalaghan: daddys gonna fuck that sweet lil ass of yours tonight babydoll - just as soon as we sedate mummy hehe
HarryCalaghan: dddys picked out an extra special book for your bedtime story tonight babydoll - the 140 nights of sodom by the marquis de sade
HarryCalaghan: i think you'll really enjoy it

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



squicksquicksquicksquick.

Gross. This dude is gross. Goddamn. The 120 Days of Sodom is a book about wealthy Frenchmen kidnapping young, prepubescent children and rape and torture them for half a year.

I know, I only read a few sentences of the wiki article some time ago, but it must be horrible.
Maybe the '140 nights' is a super toned down, highly vanilla version, compared to the original? One can only hope :|

 

[Jupiter551]

Why it IS a library. A private library of the Twilight series, Twilight Fanfic, Twilight biographies, Twilight backstories, Twilight picture books, and all things Twilight :mrgreen:

Lol I almost posted this...harry potter series, twilight, twilight fanfic, the hunger games...omg she's sitting in the young adult section!

 

[LilyMarie]

Why it IS a library. A private library of the Twilight series, Twilight Fanfic, Twilight biographies, Twilight backstories, Twilight picture books, and all things Twilight :mrgreen:

Lol I almost posted this...harry potter series, twilight, twilight fanfic, the hunger games...omg she's sitting in the young adult section!

That joke is still so funny, Jupiter..

 

[IsabellaSnow]

In the room of a completely unresponsive model...

HarryCalaghan: daddys just going to go and put on his rubber gloves for your bath time babydoll
HarryCalaghan: daddys going to fuck those for you babydoll oce weve tranquilised mummy tonight hehe
HarryCalaghan: daddys gonna fuck that sweet lil ass of yours tonight babydoll - just as soon as we sedate mummy hehe
HarryCalaghan: dddys picked out an extra special book for your bedtime story tonight babydoll - the 140 nights of sodom by the marquis de sade
HarryCalaghan: i think you'll really enjoy it

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



squicksquicksquicksquick.

Gross. This dude is gross. Goddamn. The 120 Days of Sodom is a book about wealthy Frenchmen kidnapping young, prepubescent children and rape and torture them for half a year.

This guy is fucking disgusting! What a weirdo!

Lol the library thing is hilarious! So many people have barely held a book, to them having a whole wall devoted to them is insane! I guess it's just a reminder that the majority of people in the world are actually pretty fecking stupid. Most of them also don't know or think they're stupid and in fact think they're intellectual wizards!

 

[BloodRed87]

I was in D0mino's room today and a basic member typed this out. Something so random and so out there, I had to screen cap it:

 

[LailaBaise]

Lol the library thing is hilarious! So many people have barely held a book, to them having a whole wall devoted to them is insane! I guess it's just a reminder that the majority of people in the world are actually pretty fecking stupid. Most of them also don't know or think they're stupid and in fact think they're intellectual wizards!

I've had guys comment on how many DVD's I have on my shelves...errr they're books, love.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I've had guys comment on how many DVD's I have on my shelves...errr they're books, love.

During the crash, you recieved a proposition, bb.

musajaan: my names is sam
musajaan: u sex me

:-D