The silly idiots that try to bring us down...

[AmberCutie]

So as I was just about to crawl into my cozy bed last night, I decided to check my phone one last time. I was notified that I had a PM waiting for me here at ACF, so I took a look. Boy am I glad I did! I had a super sweet bedtime story written up all nicely for me.

Please note the message is all one long sentence. Someone should inform this person that commas are not periods.

The title of this thread is "silly idiots" because anyone who thinks that sort of message would actually upset me is both silly and an idiot. I had a fabulous laugh at it with Jawbs as I tucked my feet under my warm blankets and cuddled with Tank. Perfect bedtime story. I drifted off into a perfect slumber quickly.

So just to display some of the silly shit we deal with as entertainers in the adult world, feel free to (publicly, this is out in the light of the public section of ACF) post screenshots or copypastas (use the quote brackets) of your silliest "insult messages" you've gotten. I'm sure our members know we deal with some total bullshit sometimes, but they may enjoy reading the reality that is our online life.

 

[Rose]

Oh boy.... You and I would have nice laughs over some of the vine comments I get. I think we must share the same troll! :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Lord almighty, I've never had anything emailed/messaged to me (that I can remember), but I've had some doozies on cam!

One time in a multi-person private on Streamate, a guy joined, AND PAID $3.49/MINUTE, to tell me I'm fat and ugly! I'm like, dude it's your money, but you do realize that you're literally paying me to laugh at you while having a lot of fun with other members?

 

[RosieCotton]

Some people just have too much time on their hands... I wish I had a body like Amber's, damn!

Someone retweeted a picture of my boobs on Twitter the other day and it resulted in some rando replying saying "why do they look like that?" with a laughing emote and a barf emote. I replied with a link to the anatomy of a breast.

Haters gonna hate!

 

[lilypad_]

Oh oh, i have so many Let me sift through the many emails on my MFC mail... I'll be back in a bit. :handgestures-salute:

 

[mynameisbob84]

How angry at the world must you be to go to the effort of setting up an account on a forum and sending someone a PM full of laughable bollocks just in the hopes that you might upset them? I can't imagine ever being that unhappy and bitter. It must really suck. Wait, my toast is burnt. My fucking toast is burnt! Well fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you, ACF. I fucking hate you all. Bunch of no good, smelly, fucking... women, with your... tits... and your fucking countdowns, and your shitty camscore... I hope your camscores all go down to zero! I'm gonna go to each and every one of your profiles, rate you one star out of five and NOT fucking admire you. How'd you like dem applez, bitchez???

 

[schlmoe]

To the PM writer:

Takes one to know one! :lol:

To Amber and the other lovelys here: You did the right thing. What else are you to do but to laugh off the twaddle of another loser internet anon. All you have to do is look at your twitter or log into MFC to see what your fans and supporters really feel about you

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Sadly, it's not just the ladies who get this sort of thing. Trolls love to send stupid stuff to the guys too. This is one of my favorite's I've gotten. There's a story behind it but I think just this message is the main funny part I'll leave you with.

 

[AmberCutie]

In my MFC mail some months ago, I got 2 in a row that added up to this:

you are ugly mother fucker : - ) you look like spaceman

I may have posted that in the "wtf" thread already, but re-posting here as there's a chance it's the same person, and I have a pretty good idea as to who it is.

 

[KylieJacobs]

Seriously, what is wrong with some people?!?

 

[BrokenFace]

Sadly, it's not just the ladies who get this sort of thing. Trolls love to send stupid stuff to the guys too. This is one of my favorite's I've gotten. There's a story behind it but I think just this message is the main funny part I'll leave you with.

I'm surprised Cock_Nose is still around. I remember the name from at least 12 months ago in UK rooms.
He started by claiming he was in a secret police force and finished by telling the model her boyfriend fighting in Afghanistan was going to get his legs blown off.
A week later he was in a different room with a new name but the same font and profile acting like the model's most devoted fan.

A strange man even by MFC's standards.

He started PM'ing some abuse at me when I pointed out his behaviour was a little strange.
I must admit I find getting PM'd by some nutter quite amusing, it would of course be a very different story if I was a model.

 

[WildFingers]

What kind of a soulless fuck you must be to go thru the motions of doing this.

These are the type of 'non entity' (I can not believe a person is capable of doing this) who never learned how to care about any one else. Mommy issues, ya think?

Beauty is skin deep and this "non entity" is as ugly as ugly can be.

 

[Infinite_T]

After banning some dude for being demanding in chat after I told him no

MFC Mail

You ungrateful retarded bitch, next time I'll make sure to spend my 50 tokens on someone who deserves it. Go fuck yourself.

 

[Shaun__]

The basic hurt my feelings so badly, by calling me a retard for a simple misunderstanding. :crybaby: It still burns. I cut some of the cereal conversation out to make this shorter.

 

[eyeteach]

Correct the grammar and return to sender. Guaranteed to give the p.o.s. a major case of the red ass.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Ahaha that was such a funny message!

I especially enjoyed the "we give you tokens and you do what I want"

Firstly "we"? Who's we? Is he saying that he tipped you? If he did tip you then it's his money, but if you're so awful then why spend it on you? And if he didn't tip you then there is no "we".

Then the "you do what I want"..... Well what's the fucking problem then?! A model doing what you want?! Oh no, how dare she!

You're just a human being Amber. Understand that. A useless human being! No vampire powers or spidey senses for you! This dude is happy in his godly status of not being human (which he clearly isn't, though not in a good way), and you can just go around being human! Burn!!

I'm going to insult your looks even though I clearly find you appealing enough to be putting so much energy on you! Yup! Because that's the sort of clever guy I am! No one can see through this! I'm not just using the oldest most unoriginal insults in the book.

I love how in these messages everything they say contradicts that they actually feel that way, because if they did then they wouldn't be writing the message! They wouldn't care!

I mean how are any of the things he's said insults? Oh my god! How dare you not conform to the super skinny ideals of current society! How dare not every woman look exactly the same- even though this dude clearly likes some curves! How dare you not spend every waking minute in the gym (when this dude probably hasn't been in his life). How dare you become a camgirl! How dare anyone become camgirls and give this guy what he wants! Fuck them! They should all have other jobs! This guy would totally be happy with no camsites or porn existing! Fucking bitch, a total stranger should have full control of every woman's job choices! Anything else is crazy talk!

 

[AmberCutie]

The only time I have, or ever will, take a negative comment personally and put any sort of effort or thought into it is if it comes from someone I know and respect. Because if I don't know a person, why would I care what they think? That's the biggest kicker in an instance like this. That the person who goes through the effort to even try to upset me is delusional to think their words matter to me. I can only thank them for the comedy.

I love to laugh and appreciate comedy! That was my whole point in posting that message and starting this thread (definitely don't need anyone sticking up for me or consoling me, I seriously am not affected by this person at all) was to share the laughs.

And I am stoked that others and even members are joining in!

 

[JordanBlack]

"WTF you're doing on a camsite for ladies, you look like a teenager boy! Go eat something, you ugly boney slut"

I've never been called skinny in my life, actually the opposite. Eh trolls will be trolls, but it gave me a chuckle.

Hurr-durr I can never say no to pizza though and that day after shag-time it was bake and non-graciously munch-time live on cam!

Btw has anyone noticed that if you ignore someone their entire chat vanishes from the chat archives. I just went into my archives to find more insults from idjits, but they're gone (not the entire chat, just the ignored ones).

 

[Anonymous]

The basic hurt my feelings so badly, by calling me a retard for a simple misunderstanding. :crybaby: It still burns. I cut some of the cereal conversation out to make this shorter.

This may just be me nit-picking but DEAR MR. OCTOSYN
IT'S "BOSS ASS BITCH"
NOT "BAD ASS BITCH"

and its by the queen, Nicki Minaj.

 

[lilypad_]

Got this gem a little while ago

go and fuck yourself you gold digging little whore, you talk so much rubbish, youre boring, unattractive and pure filth. goodbye, do not message me, you absolute fucking retarded cunt.

Poor angry little thing

 

[ComicOzzie]

So as I was just about to crawl into my cozy bed last night, I decided to check my phone one last time. I was notified that I had a PM waiting for me here at ACF, so I took a look. Boy am I glad I did! I had a super sweet bedtime story written up all nicely for me.

Please note the message is all one long sentence. Someone should inform this person that commas are not periods.

The title of this thread is "silly idiots" because anyone who thinks that sort of message would actually upset me is both silly and an idiot. I had a fabulous laugh at it with Jawbs as I tucked my feet under my warm blankets and cuddled with Tank. Perfect bedtime story. I drifted off into a perfect slumber quickly.

So just to display some of the silly shit we deal with as entertainers in the adult world, feel free to (publicly, this is out in the light of the public section of ACF) post screenshots or copypastas (use the quote brackets) of your silliest "insult messages" you've gotten. I'm sure our members know we deal with some total bullshit sometimes, but they may enjoy reading the reality that is our online life.

I guarantee that he got REALLY upset when you didn't bother to reply to his trolling. :crybaby:

 

[Sevrin]

I have a decent job, I guess. They're overrated. I think I'd be happier in an indecent job, but I'm not all handsome like Ron Jeremy.

 

[PunkInDrublic]

I don't think that dude likes you very much Amber. Any chance it's just a jealous model? Models will say some pretty wild shit when they think they are anonymous.

 

[Shaun__]

This may just be me nit-picking but DEAR MR. OCTOSYN
IT'S "BOSS ASS BITCH"
NOT "BAD ASS BITCH"

and its by the queen, Nicki Minaj.

Mixx_ figured out the song he was talking about and played it for us.

 

[AliciaLeigh]

This is one of my favorite idiots in recent memory.

On Streamate I can click a users name and see only what he has typed in my room which is what I did here. No one else was able to see what he was typing to me because he set his chat to private so that only I could see it. I ignored him from the start and things quickly escalated from there, as you can see. What is so funny about this is that I never once acknowledged him, I smiled and giggled the entire time, and once my show started I met the entire show goal PLUS some and reported him to the site for harassment so his account was BANNED FOREVER. So, I WIN, motherfucker. :dance:

 

[mutantdonut]

If a member's emotions causes oneself to throw a conniption fit at a model, they should be automatically eligible to win these lovely prizes in a special raffle.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

This is one of my favorite idiots in recent memory.

On Streamate I can click a users name and see only what he has typed in my room which is what I did here. No one else was able to see what he was typing to me because he set his chat to private so that only I could see it. I ignored him from the start and things quickly escalated from there, as you can see. What is so funny about this is that I never once acknowledged him, I smiled and giggled the entire time, and once my show started I met the entire show goal PLUS some and reported him to the site for harassment so his account was BANNED FOREVER. So, I WIN, motherfucker. :dance:

Lol oh dear.... What is wrong with some people? I find it so sad that some people have so much anger in them and that they feel enjoyment from trying to upset other people. I mean I have plenty of anger in me, everyone does, but I don't take it out on other people who don't deserve it, I try to use it for positive things. I cannot ever understand how some people can get enjoyment from being nasty. When I do anything remotely nasty I get a horrible sick feeling in my stomach and feel... dirty. Even if I just think something nasty. Most of the time my mind is pretty clean, so when I meet someone I don't like I hate it even more because it gives me... unclean thoughts. I hate ugly thinking.

I love the phrase "needs bigger tits". Not just from this dude, but other guys say stuff like that. It's such a weird thing to say, that someone "needs" potentially dangerous surgery to add something that has zero benefit except for changing the way you look. Breast surgery and large breasts are actually really not functional, they actually hinder performance in all sorts of day to day tasks. That anyone would "need" to look a certain way to suit some random's personal physical preferences is such a laughable and stupid comment. These trolls should learn better word use. Like "I would prefer your body if you had bigger tits", still just as arseholey, but a much more correct statement to make.

I'm with Amber, that these dudes think that their comment would mean anything is ridiculous! They're a complete random that I would never seek to have the good opinion of. They can stamp their feet, shout, have emotional breakdowns and it really doesn't matter to me. If a friend of mine said those things to me then I would be upset and pretty freaked out, but if someone I don't know said those things? No of course not! It would barely bother me if someone said it in real life to my face, let alone random words on the internet! Whoever is saying this stuff doesn't know anything about me.
All they know is my cam persona and my looks, I have a pretty high ego, I'm pretty aware that I'm good looking and on top of that I don't really care about my looks that much. They can insult my looks all they want, looks are irrelevant in the long term. A few insults here and there from random disgruntled strangers aren't going to take away a lifetime of complements.

 

[Rose]

These are much tamer than some of the gems I've gotten this month. They may be more on the wtf side than trolling.

Edit to add: I'm not sure what the discussion was about between the two posters, but it definitely left me scratching my head and they looked underage anyways so I figured best to just block and remove those comments.

 

[Sereph_Doll]

That's a meaty pussy! Jesus, That's had too much dick in it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[AliciaLeigh]

That's a meaty pussy! Jesus, That's had too much dick in it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This line proves one thing - they know nothing about vaginas (and have likely never even seen one in person)

It amazes me how many guys correlate large(er) labia with a loose vagina. :roll:
Or being over 30 means you're a MILF
Or... the list goes on and on and on...