Just saw this and I have to share..
Someone wanted me to call them in private and I had done this before so I started looking through my phone for my *67 call out numbers (before I did google voice) and I saw a boston area code so I thought that was him...
We started the private and I called and he answered and I was holding my hitachi to the phone and I was like can you hear that do you know what it is?
He said is that a lawnmower?
I said a lawnmower????!?!
Looked up on the screen and the guy I was in private with said OMG LOLOLOL that's not me!...
So I hung up and immediately started cracking up and dialed the correct number.. only to find out that the man I did call was then waiting in free chat for me telling everyone what happened
Second worst story happens often: I'll be doing a private and riding a dildo and one of my ferrets will come up and start sniffing and you can see me throwing my ferret onto the bed in hopes it will forget the dildo (they like to chew and steal dildos, I've lost a lot of toys because of my ferrets)