JickyJuly said:I tipped over a Big Gulp twice during the same private. The 2nd time, I broke into giggles that I could not get contained. The dude stayed surprisingly. Hehe.
JickyJuly said:I tipped over a Big Gulp twice during the same private. The 2nd time, I broke into giggles that I could not get contained. The dude stayed surprisingly. Hehe.
Jupiter551: wow you're gorgeous, and goddamn you have an AMAZING tan!!
AmazoniaHot:...
AmazoniaHot: I'm black.
Jupiter551 said:Oh...I know this is for models embarassing themselves but here's one I did that I can't forget...
Jupiter551: wow you're gorgeous, and goddamn you have an AMAZING tan!!
AmazoniaHot:...
AmazoniaHot: I'm black.
Jupiter551 said:lol other night friend was doing a public show, was in doggy style, a tipper said "thanks!" and had to go. So she pulls her toy out to turn around to see the screen lets out a LOUD, *BRRRRRRPP* pussy fart, and says "oh, bye!" then proceeds to clarify in detail that it was a queef and not a fart....! hahahah
Exactly - happened to me and my first girlfriend on our first doggy experience - we couldn't hold the position because we laughed so hard with tears in our eyes... nice memories...Jupiter551 said:Well, regarding queefing - if anyone gives you shit or assumes it's a fart when a girl pulls a dildo out simultaneously, or changes position etc...they're probably a virgin or pretty sexually inexperienced and you can throw that back at them lol.
Anyone who's had sex more than a few times knows how queefing works. (I've noticed doggy style seems to be the biggest culprit for queef generation).
Traditio said:Exactly - happened to me and my first girlfriend on our first doggy experience - we couldn't hold the position because we laughed so hard with tears in our eyes... nice memories...
Well, things could have been worse. Instead of your laundry she could have complained about all your dildos and toys in the dishwasher.VixenMeow said:There are tons of moments that could be classified as embarrassing... I am so clumzy it's unreal. However, if I had to chose the MOST embarrassing it would have to be the day my mom came in my room and started talking to me in front of 100+ people. She said my name and mentioned my laundry that had been sitting on top of the washer/dryer the past few days...
I really need to get my own place.
acutecamgirl said:I accidently told a guy I wanted him to stroke my cock so badly during a private show. I said it very clearly.
We both laughed, and then came really hard - amazingly enough.
Jupiter551 said:acutecamgirl said:I accidently told a guy I wanted him to stroke my cock so badly during a private show. I said it very clearly.
We both laughed, and then came really hard - amazingly enough.
HAHAHAH!!
Jupiter551 said:Well, regarding queefing - if anyone gives you shit or assumes it's a fart when a girl pulls a dildo out simultaneously, or changes position etc...they're probably a virgin or pretty sexually inexperienced and you can throw that back at them lol.
Anyone who's had sex more than a few times knows how queefing works. (I've noticed doggy style seems to be the biggest culprit for queef generation).
It happens to the best of us. Let's just say that you're not the only one and I know this firsthand. XDKittyWilde said:Anyhoo, I won't go into too much detail, but let's just say my most recent embarrassing moment happened in an anal group show. When I came, and I come HARD from anal, the dildo shot out of my ass onto a white blanket. And this, folks, is where the story ends and your imagination begins or where I refer you to the following video for further explanation 50 - 1:10 minute mark).
As one member was quoted as saying "I have never seen you move so fast in my life"...referring to me trying to cover up the, um, ya know....stuff. :shock: :lol: