Funniest song you've ever danced to / had a model dance to

[Sidapete]

So back in the day, I used to have a friend who was dating the queen bee of a really shitty strip club in the next town over. We'd go hang out there occasionally - all the girls knew my friend and I'd get lots of attention simply by being at her table. For a painfully shy recluse like myself, it was heaven.

Right about the time Evanescence put out "The Open Door," the aforementioned queen bee of the club really wanted to dance to "Call Me When You're Sober." The DJ was really lazy about picking up new music, though. I had the album in my car, so I told her I'd go grab it so she could dance to the song, but she had to also dance to a song of my choice. She insisted on listening to it first (mainly to make sure it was something she could dance to) but she was agreeable.

So, right after performing to "Call Me When You're Sober," she danced to "Te Quiero Puta!" by Rammstein.

No, she didn't speak Spanish. No, I didn't tell her what it meant. The Hispanic group of guys on the other side of the room loved it, though.

I'm going to hell...

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Re: Funniest song you've ever danced to / had a model dance

I used to have a regular who tipped me to dance to Slayer.. Hard for mee..

 

[LilyEvans]

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Oh lord. I have danced to:

-I'm a little Teapot (with multiple tutus)
-I like to eat apples and bananas
-Cotton-Eyed Joe by Rednexx
-Gangnam Style...so many times...so very many times... :thousandyardstare

 

[JerryBoBerry]

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Oh lord. I have danced to:

-I'm a little Teapot (with multiple tutus)
-I like to eat apples and bananas
-Cotton-Eyed Joe by Rednexx
-Gangnam Style...so many times...so very many times... :thousandyardstare

And many of those all the while armpit farting. :lol:

 

[Gen]

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I stumbled into a strip club once, and one of the dancers happened to be new. For her first time on stage, they made her dance to "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion :lol: she was a champ, though!

 

[RedHerby]

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Omg, I have always big fun when below song is played from YouTube in a models room on my request . . .



It's from a local rockband, Normaal, they had a national hit with it in the seventies.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Re: Funniest song you've ever danced to / had a model dance

Oh lord. I have danced to:

-I'm a little Teapot (with multiple tutus)
-I like to eat apples and bananas
-Cotton-Eyed Joe by Rednexx
-Gangnam Style...so many times...so very many times... :thousandyardstare

And many of those all the while armpit farting. :lol:

PHEW! I'm SO glad I'm not the only camgirl who does armpit farts!

I jingle belt to this one pretty frequently!

And LAZER!!!!! Don't be the scaredy kitten, push play!

 

[MsAllyCat]

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Dirty Man - Joss stone. Sometimes I take too much pleasure in singing and dancing to that.

Another time I was masturbating to Blackened by Metallica with my challenge to keep fingers in time to the end of the song and not cum before it ended. I won.

 

[Kokoro]

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I made a video for someone of me shaking my booty to "Wat Pomp" by Die Antwoord

 

[southsamurai]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s

this. it is awesome sauce!

 

[KayleePond]

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At some point I got a reputation for "Dance Challenges" and so people would tip to request songs that they thought would be challenging for me to dance to.

One of the BEST was this song, in that it turned into quite an epic interpretive dance:



I did the counterpart (The Most Wanted Song) and it was less fun.

I also have been asked to dance to some crazy music that was basically just a timpani, a gong, and some chimes that seemed to be struck rather randomly. It was hilarious!

Also, this:



And of course Gangnam Style over and over and over! Which is actually pretty great because I love songs that already have a dance (Like The Time Warp, Thriller, etc.) I think the most annoying thing about Gangnam Style is that new people always seem to feel SO clever when they request it, haha.

 

[southsamurai]

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ive never seen anyone dance to it, but i love tuvan throat singing... kongar ol ftw! i can even do it a little bit particularly kargyra (not sure if the speeling is right on that and yes i know i spelled spelling worng )

 

[JordanBlack]

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- Chicken Dance


- Quack Like a Duck


- Jon Lajoie - I can dance

 

[God]

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this has to be the funniest song i ever saw a model dancing to...

 

[God]

Re: Funniest song you've ever danced to / had a model dance

I used to have a regular who tipped me to dance to Slayer.. Hard for mee..

as a girl i once worked with told me at a party for people at work, all you have to do is jump up and down. later that day she told another guy that she thought he "punctured (her) boob" when he hit her with his head doing a mosh.

 

[MandyMetal]

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I've danced to tiny tim. that through the tulips song.

my god.


I also occasionally rick roll everyone when they want a sexy dance. lol

 

[HollieCakes]

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Share it maybe - with Cookie Monster. Maybe times. :lol:

 

[God]

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i saw a drunk model dancing to a song that kept repeating the lyrics "you can't always get what you want"