For Ladies Only, I Guess. Fell in love IRL with a model for years before I knew she was a model.

[rockin_rod]

People really gotta watch for them peppers! Seriously. They can be straight-up dangerous!
Never let strangers mess around with peppers, they underestimate them!

Like this!

 

[misterical]

Oh shit, my bad @misterical I should have tagged @Smoothie

Hey, no problem. Thanks for the tag anyway because this is a popcorn friendly, vomit comet of a thread that I wouldn't have missed for the world.

 

[misterical]

I hear they're known for street food empanadas in Medellin. It dawns on me I've never had street food nor empanadas. But the GIS search suggests they're quite tasty. Might make that a mission, learn how to make empanadas. Not sure how much counter space one needs for such a thing. Or patience.

Hmm ya know, a jerk chicken empanada might be a really fun take on it too. I have been craving jerk chicken so much lately. I've only had it once in Jamaica but there's something telling me to try to make a batch of that at home too. Some fresh pineapple chunks on the side. Rice and peas. Ice cold Coca-cola. Oh or maybe a Red Stripe beer.

Although I've never eaten any of it, I've been made aware of a lot of the food in Medellin and Colombia in general. The thing that really strikes me is the sheer amount of dishes that they put cheese in. Dishes you would never put cheese in where I'm from. Ice cream with cheese, fruit salad with cheese, hot chocolate with cheese in it. Baffling.

 

[misterical]

First of all, I hope none of you ladies shame me too badly for this story and these questions.

I have lived in Medellin for 6 years. I know the game here: sex is extremely easy to find. Love, not so much.

I met her when on Tinder she was 18 with braces on her teeth and I was 62 (I look a lot younger, but I did not lie about my age). Obviously we were both looking for a transaction. Interestingly, she was clearly not a professional prostitute like most girls here on Tinder matching with older men, or she would have come right over. Rather, I spent a couple of months trying to meet her. She wanted a sugar daddy and I wanted a sugar baby.

I was a horrible whoremonging dog back then in 2021. I had such an extensive harem that I had to keep track of them all on a spreadsheet. Over 50 girls.

Anywho, over the next two years, gradually and against my better judgement, I fell in love with her. Our relationship changed from client/puta to BFFs with benefits to exclusive novios. And when I say exclusive, we spent much time together IRL and saw each other several times a week and we always knew what the other was doing. She would spend a week with me at times at my house, away from her beloved family (and family is #1 in Colombia). I paid for anything she wanted. A car, medical care, tuition. I adored her. We traveled together. She was my little princess. Madonna complex, perhaps?

Her backstory was very typical of a poor barrio girl in Colombia - father abandoned her and her mother and brother when she was 12. Daddy issues. My backstory was a typical old gringo story - horrible divorce after a >20 year marriage, never wanted to meet another gringa in the US or go back to the US again. Estranged from my only child (a daughter - nothing weird, never any physical violence, except I was a horrible alcoholic and gambler. Which I am well aware are forms of abuse).

So, fast forward another year.

She's 21 by then. Required gynecological surgery to remove ovarian cysts. I paid for the best doctor in Medellin to do the procedure. Obviously her pussy was broken and there would be no sex for a long time. I didn't care. I loved her and supported her and her family during this time. 7 months.

Then, I had a serious financial setback. I was unable to provide. She told me that she must start work camming, even though she couldn't put a Lovsense, a dildo, or even her fingers in her pussy.

I was distraught.

Then she told me, "My love, I have been doing this since I first turned 18. It was the only opportunity I had to help my family." That is true. Colombia can be a cruel country.

My mind was blown.

I got obsessed and delved into the world of camming. I never had sought it out before in my life. I found her old profile all over the sites. All 5 star reviews. She had been a superstar. And I was able to confirm her year-long hiatus from camming in 2023 when we were exclusive. She was telling me the truth.

Then I found a vid of her Gold Show where she was blowing a plastic dildo that ejaculated all over her face and beautiful breasts (that I paid for) for a group of clients.

Mind blown again. Way too much for me to handle. And it was all so fake. She was NEVER like that with me in bed. I do believe I knew the real her. Or did I?

Point of the story: I can't handle it. At first I was angry, then disappointed, and still, SO JEALOUS that other men are watching my little princess perform for money.

Let me reiterate: I am no angel and I am no judge. I have done "worse" things IRL than she has done on a cam. During the time she was recovering from her surgery, I was definitely with many women IRL - not in a studio on a cam. I have no right to judge.

I am still in love with her. But the thinks that my shock of her revelation of her double life (and again, I had a double life, too) means that we can never be together again. I am heartbroken.

Any comments or advice? Please be kind. I have never told this story to anyone except my my best male friend who still lives in the US. I don't think a shrink can help me, so please don't offer that advice.

I'll give you advice. Get a good editor before you even consider submitting this utter fiction to a publisher.

And in the 0.000000000001% event that any of it is true, you are the kind of awful gringo sex tourist who is turning Medellin into a living nightmare for it's residents. Don't worry though. Guys like you always take one risk too many in a place where taking risks has consequences. Just remember to start a new thread for your "I got Scopolamined and robbed in Medellin" story.

 

[misterical]

really? or was that an exaggeration for comedic effect lol?

No, it's actually a thing. I'm sure @cbhours will be able to confirm.

Colombian Hot Chocolate with Cheese - Fat Girl Hedonist

I never realized until I was an adult that drinking Colombian hot chocolate with cheese wasn't normal. Think hot chocolate in a mug and pieces of soft white cheese melting inside the mug. You scoop the melty cheese out of the cup with a spoon and sip on your hot chocolate. It's sweet and salty.

fatgirlhedonist.com

 

[MarieElise]

Like this!

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Haha I love that, I approve wholeheartedly with this packaging.

@misterical, thanks for saving me from having to figure out multi quote again. Salty and chocolate do go well, I guess. I'm not sure how much I like the idea of fishing a white clumpy substance out of my hot cocoa before I drink it, but to each their own. I imagine we are talking about cojita cheese here. Wouldn't it be faster just to sprinkle some salt on top, or do like what they do when they serve tequila and salt the rim? Maybe they want some of the extra cream from the cheese to melt into it too. But texturally, I couldn't handle that, even if the flavor were the best.

I don't think I really need to say much more on what that would bring to my mind...

 

[Garduskippa]

@MarieElise
Do you like hot sauces?

 

[MarieElise]

@MarieElise
Do you like hot sauces?

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like is an understatement.

yes, i love tabasco. I generally have it on my eggs. I usually have like 3 or 4 different types of hot sauce open in my fridge. I particularly like hot sauce in chicken noodle soup too.

I'm not fond of ketchup, but once in a while I'll make a ketchup hot sauce dip for fries. It's about equal parts ketchup and hot sauce though.
I put it on cheese sandwiches too, and I like to dip cubes of cheese in hot sauce, as a fun little snack.

ETA; I have a buddy down the street who grows 20 different varieties of peppers in his yard. He's always going on about his water bill, but his peppers are definitely the biggest. Which we always like to have an immature snicker about. He's got the biggest peppers on the block And just loves to remind everyone about that

 

[misterical]

Haha I love that, I approve wholeheartedly with this packaging.

@misterical, thanks for saving me from having to figure out multi quote again. Salty and chocolate do go well, I guess. I'm not sure how much I like the idea of fishing a white clumpy substance out of my hot cocoa before I drink it, but to each their own. I imagine we are talking about cojita cheese here. Wouldn't it be faster just to sprinkle some salt on top, or do like what they do when they serve tequila and salt the rim? Maybe they want some of the extra cream from the cheese to melt into it too. But texturally, I couldn't handle that, even if the flavor were the best.

I don't think I really need to say much more on what that would bring to my mind...

Yesterday I was watching something on YouTube and they ordered an "Oblea". Basically two big circular sweet wafers with filling. The fillings were Arequipe (like caramel), whipped cream, a blackberry Jam type preserve and (you guessed it) a thick handful of grated cheese.

 

[cbhours]

No, it's actually a thing. I'm sure @cbhours will be able to confirm.

Colombian Hot Chocolate with Cheese - Fat Girl Hedonist

I never realized until I was an adult that drinking Colombian hot chocolate with cheese wasn't normal. Think hot chocolate in a mug and pieces of soft white cheese melting inside the mug. You scoop the melty cheese out of the cup with a spoon and sip on your hot chocolate. It's sweet and salty.

fatgirlhedonist.com

Yeah they use like a mild cheese sometimes. Usually like with arepas and then if they have hot chocolate with the breakfast they will use it with the hot chocolate.

 

[Garduskippa]

Yeah they use like a mild cheese sometimes. Usually like with arepas and then if they have hot chocolate with the breakfast they will use it with the hot chocolate.

Like a mild cheddar?

 

[MarieElise]

The fillings were Arequipe (like caramel), whipped cream, a blackberry Jam type preserve and (you guessed it) a thick handful of grated cheese.

I was on board with this until the cheese. Apart from that it sounds yummy

 

[cbhours]

Like a mild cheddar?

I'm not a big cheese person id describe it as a moist mozzarella slightly crumbly

 

[suckerforlove]

Although I've never eaten any of it, I've been made aware of a lot of the food in Medellin and Colombia in general. The thing that really strikes me is the sheer amount of dishes that they put cheese in. Dishes you would never put cheese in where I'm from. Ice cream with cheese, fruit salad with cheese, hot chocolate with cheese in it. Baffling.

Yes, cheese in ice cream is a thing. Never had it before in my life. And it's "quesito", totally bland tasteless white cheese. It's funny that the girls here are so spicy, but they HATE hot food.

 

[cbhours]

but they HATE hot food.

Very true

Yesterday I was watching something on YouTube and they ordered an "Oblea". Basically two big circular sweet wafers with filling. The fillings were Arequipe (like caramel), whipped cream, a blackberry Jam type preserve and (you guessed it) a thick handful of grated cheese.

It's unlikely you'll like it, unless you really like a lot of wafer in your ice cream.

 

[misterical]

Yes, cheese in ice cream is a thing. Never had it before in my life. And it's "quesito", totally bland tasteless white cheese. It's funny that the girls here are so spicy, but they HATE hot food.

Just because you confirmed my ice cream and cheese thing doesn't mean that I don't think that 62 year old Americans preying on 18 year old Colombians isn't creepy.

 

[cbhours]

Just because you confirmed my ice cream and cheese thing doesn't mean that I don't think that 62 year old Americans preying on 18 year old Colombians isn't creepy. Back in your box.

They are probably preying on him.

You should visit one day, one thing that might annoy you if you are safety conscious is that they dont think wearing seatbelts while in backseat is important so they are usually broken or buried under the seats and they will often refuse.to pull them out for you because no one uses them. I usually find a dedicated driver or use a car service.

 

[misterical]

It's unlikely you'll like it, unless you really like a lot of wafer in your ice cream.

I'm certain I would. I love wafer and those look delicious.

 

[suckerforlove]

I'll give you advice. Get a good editor before you even consider submitting this utter fiction to a publisher.

And in the 0.000000000001% event that any of it is true, you are the kind of awful gringo sex tourist who is turning Medellin into a living nightmare for it's residents. Don't worry though. Guys like you always take one risk too many in a place where taking risks has consequences. Just remember to start a new thread for your "I got Scopolamined and robbed in Medellin" story.

Thank you for your hateful reply.

I am not a tourist, nor awful. As I said,I have lived here for 6 years, and rarely travel to the US.

The sexual culture in Colombia goes back well before Gringo tourism or Pablo >30 years ago. The age of consent here - for Colombians - is 14 (American citizens are governed by US federal law and you better be sure she is 18.) Prostitution is legal. Pimping is not. I live here and contribute to the community, via a foundation for poor kids in the worst barrios.

I have never been scoped, although I know a few idiots that have been.

My story is true, and you are correct, I could have edited it and made it shorter.

I suppose the reason I posted my soliloquy was to see if any of you girls would be kind enough to share your experiences with your boyfriends (or GFs) and how they handle their jealousy over your work.

Don't know where all your hateful energy came from - good luck with that.

 

[misterical]

I was a horrible whoremonging dog back then in 2021. I had such an extensive harem that I had to keep track of them all on a spreadsheet. Over 50 girls.

Obviously her pussy was broken and there would be no sex for a long time

I met her when on Tinder she was 18 with braces on her teeth and I was 62

My reply wasn't hateful. I was disgusted but not hateful. If you want to know why I took an adversarial approach to your post then pick any of the quotes above. They're a good starter for ten.

Whatever way you try and paint it, a 62 year old man pursuing an 18 year old girl isn't right. Whether or not it's legal is an entirely different question to whether or not it's moral or decent. Then you shocked me further with this little nugget:-

The age of consent here - for Colombians - is 14 (American citizens are governed by US federal law and you better be sure she is 18

You seem to be implying that the only reason you wouldn't go as young as 14 is out of fear of being prosecuted, not because that would actually make her a child and it's wrong.

Not a model. Not a woman. Only here because I was accidentally tagged in the thread.

 

[cbhours]

I suppose the reason I posted my soliloquy was to see if any of you girls would be kind enough to share your experiences with your boyfriends (or GFs) and how they handle their jealousy over your work.

It's not for you, ur getting upset at the basics you haven't even factored what kind of cam model she might be. Some models work a set shift, stop and dont do anything cam related, some might do a little social media, some might live and breath cam life and spend their whole day posting, responding, sending photos, videos, etc.

 

[misterical]

I suppose the reason I posted my soliloquy was to see if any of you girls would be kind enough to share your experiences with your boyfriends (or GFs) and how they handle their jealousy over your work.

If you only wanted to know that then you could have asked that with a one line question. What you actually wanted to do was brag about how many young girls you shagged in Colombia and all the money you spent on them.

 

[misterical]

They are probably preying on him.

You should visit one day, one thing that might annoy you if you are safety conscious is that they dont think wearing seatbelts while in backseat is important so they are usually broken or buried under the seats and they will often refuse.to pull them out for you because no one uses them. I usually find a dedicated driver or use a car service.

I had noticed an absence of seatbelts in videos I've been sent now you mention it.

 

[suckerforlove]

My reply wasn't hateful. I was disgusted but not hateful. If you want to know why I took an adversarial approach to your post then pick any of the quotes above. They're a good starter for ten.

Whatever way you try and paint it, a 62 year old man pursuing an 18 year old girl isn't right. Whether or not it's legal is an entirely different question to whether or not it's moral or decent. Then you shocked me further with this little nugget:-



You seem to be implying that the only reason you wouldn't go as young as 14 is out of fear of being prosecuted, not because that would actually make her a child and it's wrong.

Not a model. Not a woman. Only here because I was accidentally tagged in the thread.

Well, you obviously have never lived in Colombia, or you wouldn't have the vapors over the totally normal sugar age discrepancies here that are completely acceptable in this society.

The American rule of a man dividing his age by 2 and adding 7 years for a socially acceptable age difference are laughable here.

Many young want women WANT a Gringo sugar - Colombian men have treated them like shit. Like I said, daddy issues. Most were abandoned by their fathers.

Again, you are misconstruing the point I was trying to make re: the age of consent being 14. Gross. No interest. Baby, you have a dark mind.

Let's stop talking.

 

[suckerforlove]

If you only wanted to know that then you could have asked that with a one line question. What you actually wanted to do was brag about how many young girls you shagged in Colombia and all the money you spent on them.

Point taken.

 

[misterical]

Well, you obviously have never lived in Colombia, or you wouldn't have the vapors over the totally normal sugar age discrepancies here that are completely acceptable in this society.

The American rule of a man dividing his age by 2 and adding 7 years for a socially acceptable age difference are laughable here.

Many young want women WANT a Gringo sugar - Colombian men have treated them like shit. Like I said, daddy issues. Most were abandoned by their fathers.

Again, you are misconstruing the point I was trying to make re: the age of consent being 14. Gross. No interest. Baby, you have a dark mind.

Let's stop talking.

If this is the kind of justification you are going to come out with for being a creepy bastard then I agree, you should stop talking now.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Y’all are talking about all this good food while I’m sitting here munching on my McDonald’s. Large fries, McChickens, and sweet tea with lemon.

 

[Garduskippa]

Y’all are talking about all this good food while I’m sitting here munching on my McDonald’s. Large fries, McChickens, and sweet tea with lemon.

 

[misterical]

Y’all are talking about all this good food while I’m sitting here munching on my McDonald’s. Large fries, McChickens, and sweet tea with lemon.

Change it up and go Colombian. Bang a handful of grated cheese into your tea.

 

[Garduskippa]

Change it up and go Colombian. Bang a handful of grated cheese into your tea.

What is a typical Colombian dish?