Let me break this down for your primitive brains. Those are El Matador chips. Yeah. Locally made for me. Grand Rapids, Michigan.
On top of that what do we have? Cheese. You fucking idiot, that orange melty shit is cheese. What the hell else would it be? IS THIS A GAME TO YOU!
That's about as far as you can handle because on top of that I dumped chicken, but not normal chicken.
This is chicken breast (because breast is the only way to handle this) that I cubed, breaded, covered in sauce and deep fried.
Yeah.
Deep fried.
You probably have never done that because "awe it's too hard" yeah, too hard for pussies. Which by the way is what your mom said about my dick last night. That limp? Yeah, that was me.
Is that the end? Hell no. Do you think I do this for "fun"? Fuck that. I do this for AWESOME. So I poured on a mixture of MORE CHEESE, rice, BEEF, and seasonings (like chili, cinnamon, tar, ashes, vagina, old spice and tires).
But what could go with this? Sour cream? No, sour cream is for faggots. Salsa? Fuck no, salsa is a dance. Also for faggots. Hot sauce. Yes, hot sauce. The hot shit. That's what goes with this.
But how would one eat this I hear you ask. The answer is FUCK YOU! That's how. Are you a moron? Are you going to eat this with a fork? HELL NO. I bet you want to pick up a chip and take a bite. THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER NEVER LOVED YOU. Grab a handful and shove it in your mouth. TASTE TEH FIRE! TASTE IT. That's the same taste your dad had while he was licking my asshole while your grandma rode my dick. Yeah.