Daily Thoughts

[LailaBaise]

Jolene! Wow!

 

[Rose]

Phone call to my mother this morning: "Hey Ma, thanks for doing Dad 3 times and not getting an abortion. I'm glad you squeezed me out and decided to let my siblings and I live with you. Congrats on knowing how to get knocked up and keeping us! Love you!"

 

[RogueWarrior]

Kingsford charcoal mother's day commercial cracks me up.

Quiche=egg pie

 

[Anonymous]

I was watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire yesterday, which is a cool show. But I've always wondered why Regis Philbin would ask contestants "What do you do?" Dude, who cares...mind your business...LOL. Then when a contestant uses their Phone-A-Friend lifeline, he asks them what their friend does. None of your business...lol. Contestants on there usually have answers such as "I'm the executive of such and such..." You never hear them say that they work at McDonald's. With Regis' nosy ass, the conversation would probably go like this:

Regis: So, Jonathan, what do you do?
Jonathan: I'm working at McDonald's right now, Regis.
Regis: Oh...okay...*awkward silence* How do you like working there?
Jonathan: *nervous laugh* I hate it, Regis, to tell you the truth.
Regis: Yeah, I bet. Well, look on the bright side...at least you've got a job, right? *Regis pretty much says what's on his mind...lol.*


Or what if a full-time MFC model was a contestant? Hehe...I'm picturing it now...

Regis: So, Alanah, what do you do?
Alanah: I'm a webcam model, Regis.
Regis: A webcam model? Oh...and what does your mother think about your job? Does she know about it?
Alanah: No, my mother doesn't know.
Regis: Well, you're on national t.v., so I guess she knows now, huh?
:lol:

For obvious reasons, the model would have to just lie about her job, or she'd have to be really good at sugar-coating the job description.

He needs to just say "I have Alanah Jones here from New York City. Welcome to the show, Alanah. Are you ready to try to win some money today? Okay, so let's play WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!"

*And the game begins*

 

[GreatDane]

I was watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire yesterday, which is a cool show. But I've always wondered why Regis Philbin would ask contestants "What do you do?" Dude, who cares...mind your business...LOL. Then when a contestant uses their Phone-A-Friend lifeline, he asks them what their friend does. None of your business...lol. Contestants on there usually have answers such as "I'm the executive of such and such..." You never hear them say that they work at McDonald's. With Regis' nosy ass, the conversation would probably go like this:

Regis: So, Jonathan, what do you do?
Jonathan: I'm working at McDonald's right now, Regis.
Regis: Oh...okay...*awkward silence* How do you like working there?
Jonathan: *nervous laugh* I hate it, Regis, to tell you the truth.
Regis: Yeah, I bet. Well, look on the bright side...at least you've got a job, right? *Regis pretty much says what's on his mind...lol.*


Or what if a full-time MFC model was a contestant? Hehe...I'm picturing it now...

Regis: So, Alanah, what do you do?
Alanah: I'm a webcam model, Regis.
Regis: A webcam model? Oh...and what does your mother think about your job? Does she know about it?
Alanah: No, my mother doesn't know.
Regis: Well, you're on national t.v., so I guess she knows now, huh?
:lol:

For obvious reasons, the model would have to just lie about her job, or she'd have to be really good at sugar-coating the job description.

He needs to just say "I have Alanah Jones here from New York City. Welcome to the show, Alanah. Are you ready to try to win some money today? Okay, so let's play WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!"

*And the game begins*

Don't you mean that she is a Textile's removal specialist specializing in media enhanced response :whistle: If he's going to get nosy, make him think about what it really means

 

[Jupiter551]

 

[bud9752]

 

[bud9752]

 

[Rose]

Old leather, bbq covered shoes make excellent teething toys for puppies. :lol:

 

[SoTxBob]

"Textile removal specialist specializing in media enhanced response"

This is going in The Big Book of Job Descriptions

 

[bud9752]

 

[Anonymous]

John Q. (Denzel Washington) was on t.v. just now. I love the part where his son tells him "Thank you." :crybaby:

 

[Teagan]

My bf texts me about how much his check is going to be and its short cause he said fuck it and took a day off last week. Hes all worried about rent now and freaking out then sends me this:
"BF 19:24: Youre going to have to get a job.
Me 19:27: its called im bleeding and needed to take 4 days off work. I cant help that.
BF 19:27: I wish i could get 4 days vaca a month too."

WTF!! Oh no u did not just say im on vaca!! :naughty:

Hes soooo lucky hes not home when he said that. Lol. Men are silly.

 

[bud9752]

If one of you young computer whizzes can make an EMOTE of this for MFC
Please, Please do so and post the code so all the models can use this for
TROLLS and ASSHOLES




thanks

 

[bud9752]

Now for the real daily thought

 

[Shaun__]

They claim Google is the best at serving up relevant ads, so why the hell does Gmail keep giving me spam ads? Is it just some kind of cruel joke by Google?

 

[Rose]

My bf texts me about how much his check is going to be and its short cause he said fuck it and took a day off last week. Hes all worried about rent now and freaking out then sends me this:
"BF 19:24: Youre going to have to get a job.
Me 19:27: its called im bleeding and needed to take 4 days off work. I cant help that.
BF 19:27: I wish i could get 4 days vaca a month too."

WTF!! Oh no u did not just say im on vaca!! :naughty:

Hes soooo lucky hes not home when he said that. Lol. Men are silly.

Ooooh, I will hold your earrings! Sounds like he has a lot of butt kissing to do. What a turd face....

 

[Mork]

They claim Google is the best at serving up relevant ads, so why the hell does Gmail keep giving me spam ads? Is it just some kind of cruel joke by Google?

lol.. I love :character-spamcan:

:character-spamcan: N grilled cheese sammich
:character-spamcan: fried with eggs
:character-spamcan: diced in salad
:character-spamcan: cheezy macaroni

and tons more !! :dance: :dance:

 

[Teagan]

My bf texts me about how much his check is going to be and its short cause he said fuck it and took a day off last week. Hes all worried about rent now and freaking out then sends me this:
"BF 19:24: Youre going to have to get a job.
Me 19:27: its called im bleeding and needed to take 4 days off work. I cant help that.
BF 19:27: I wish i could get 4 days vaca a month too."

WTF!! Oh no u did not just say im on vaca!! :naughty:

Hes soooo lucky hes not home when he said that. Lol. Men are silly.

Ooooh, I will hold your earrings! Sounds like he has a lot of butt kissing to do. What a turd face....

Lmao! Hold my earrings and hand me some brass knuckles!

 

[bud9752]

OK I'm holding your earrings



And here's your BRASS KNUCKLES to teach him a lesson

 

[Teagan]

HA! Thanks bud, im all over it when he gets home!

 

[JoleneBrody]

 

[Rose]

Do cam technical issues make anyone else want to cry? I just really wanted to show some people my vagina today. :crybaby:

 

[DevilishAnne]

Old leather, bbq covered shoes make excellent teething toys for puppies. :lol:

Mine started to take my horse lead ropes.. was rather annoyed lol.. my only issue is i have very $$$$ riding boots so i wouldn't want them chewing on those later.

 

[Rose]

Old leather, bbq covered shoes make excellent teething toys for puppies. :lol:

Mine started to take my horse lead ropes.. was rather annoyed lol.. my only issue is i have very $$$$ riding boots so i wouldn't want them chewing on those later.

BJ had old leather shoes from when he worked at an upscale BBQ place. They still smell like the food so the furbabies thought it was a never ending snack. Lol.

 

[bud9752]

 

[Rose]

I thought this was kinda funny.

Watch out guys, I'm sneaky.

 

[bud9752]

 

[Bocefish]

If guys can take their shirts off at summer ball games, I think women should also be able to.

 

[Bocefish]

The reform most needed: the news media. Has turned its back on seeking truth. Now seeks attention, regardless of facts or consequences.