Corrupt a Wish Game

[Nordling]

I wish I could fly.

Granted but your wings are so large that you can't get through any doorways and lose all your friends.

I wish I had picked up a bottle of brandy tonight.

 

[Evvie]

I wish I could fly.

Granted but your wings are so large that you can't get through any doorways and lose all your friends.

I wish I had picked up a bottle of brandy tonight.

Granted, but the security guard would have accidentally mistaken you for a shoplifter and you would spend the night arguing with cops.

I wish I could summon some sort of epic balrog demon to crush my foes in battle.

 

[AllisonWilder]

I wish I could fly.

Granted but your wings are so large that you can't get through any doorways and lose all your friends.

I wish I had picked up a bottle of brandy tonight.

Granted, but the security guard would have accidentally mistaken you for a shoplifter and you would spend the night arguing with cops.

I wish I could summon some sort of epic balrog demon to crush my foes in battle.

Granted, but the epic balrog demon that you summon is trying to turn over a new leaf and be a nicer demon, so he ends up crying on your shoulder and telling you his life story until 6am.



I wish I could whistle.

 

[LilyEvans]

I wish I could whistle.

Granted! You can now whistle.

Out your nose.

Every time you exhale.

I wish they had given me more salad dressing with this salad. :/

 

[southsamurai]

I wish they had given me more salad dressing with this salad. :/

granted! they poured a half gallon of rancid thousand island on it for you.

i wish i could travel back in time to visit pangaea and carry with me 20 lbs of cheese (997 to go)

 

[Shaun__]

i wish i could travel back in time to visit pangaea and carry with me 20 lbs of cheese (997 to go)

Granted, the bacteria hitching a ride on your cheese wipes out all life on the planet though.

I wish I knew when and how I scratched my finger.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

i wish i could travel back in time to visit pangaea and carry with me 20 lbs of cheese (997 to go)

Granted, the bacteria hitching a ride on your cheese wipes out all life on the planet though.

I wish I knew when and how I scratched my finger.

You scratched it opening up the last block of cheese for southsamurai. Wish fulfilled.

I wish every 5 posts southsamurai makes he would change up the type of cheese being mentioned. I likes me mah cheese.

 

[southsamurai]

i wish i could travel back in time to visit pangaea and carry with me 20 lbs of cheese (997 to go)

Granted, the bacteria hitching a ride on your cheese wipes out all life on the planet though.

I wish I knew when and how I scratched my finger.

You scratched it opening up the last block of cheese for southsamurai. Wish fulfilled.

I wish every 5 posts southsamurai makes he would change up the type of cheese being mentioned. I likes me mah cheese.

granted! but now not only do i do so, i also fap to fantasies of you naked and sweaty every time i do. but! i shall never again mention pangaea!


i wish that i could have sex with milla jovovich covered in brie (996 woot!)

 

[LadyLuna]

i wish that i could have sex with milla jovovich covered in brie (996 woot!)

Granted, but she's so heavy with sweat that her stink renders you unconscious after 5 minutes.

I wish my eyes worked properly without glasses, contacts, or any sort of surgery.

 

[AllisonWilder]

i wish that i could have sex with milla jovovich covered in brie (996 woot!)

Granted, but she's so heavy with sweat that her stink renders you unconscious after 5 minutes.

I wish my eyes worked properly without glasses, contacts, or any sort of surgery.

Granted, but you are no longer able to hear.



I wish I was a best-selling author.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

I wish I was a best-selling author.

Granted but all of your fans are asylum and prison inmates (they want a personal book signing tour as well)



I wish i could get this damn pickle jar open!

 

[VeronicaChaos]

I wish i could get this damn pickle jar open!

It breaks open and there is shattered glass everywhere.

I wish I had candles for my candle holders.

 

[Deleted member 8603]

I wish i could get this damn pickle jar open!

It breaks open and there is shattered glass everywhere.

I wish I had candles for my candle holders.

Granted but they drip all over your desk.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money that I could use for anything I want.

 

[MirabaiMeloy]

I wish i could get this damn pickle jar open!

It breaks open and there is shattered glass everywhere.

I wish I had candles for my candle holders.

Granted but they drip all over your desk.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money that I could use for anything I want.

Granted, but it's all in ones and each one is stuffed inside a corpse

 

[AllisonWilder]

I wish i could get this damn pickle jar open!

It breaks open and there is shattered glass everywhere.

I wish I had candles for my candle holders.

Granted but they drip all over your desk.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money that I could use for anything I want.

Granted, but it's all in ones and each one is stuffed inside a corpse

Your wish to not have a wish is granted, but you have to take all the ones out of the corpses for Chelle.



I wish I had a Clapper so I wouldn't have to get out of bed to turn off my light.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I wish I had a Clapper so I wouldn't have to get out of bed to turn off my light.

Granted. Unfortunately the Djinn granting your wish is really old and hard of hearing. All he heard is you wishing for the clap.

I wish the restaurant wouldn't burn my hashbrowns this morning.

 

[jeff98902]

I wish the restaurant wouldn't burn my hashbrowns this morning.
Granted: But you eggs are over done and your beacon is under done and your toast is burnt.

I wish Cam Girl Mansion took place more that once a year!

 

[southsamurai]

I wish the restaurant wouldn't burn my hashbrowns this morning.
Granted: But you eggs are over done and your beacon is under done and your toast is burnt.

I wish Cam Girl Mansion took place more that once a year!

granted, but all of the events take place in the cellar with no lights so you cant see anything.

i wish that i could see jerry naked and covered in brie (995, 4 till cheese change)

 

[GreatDane]

GRANTED!! But the Djinn that is granting your wish has just finished watching a lot of WWII movies and the "Jerry" that you get to see is a German lad named Franz and he has the clap

I wish that the weather would cooperate for the next 2 weeks

 

[BlueViolet]

I wish that the weather would cooperate for the next 2 weeks

Granted, but the weather is in cooperation with an old man who's ultimate dream was for the weather to, in a span of two weeks--blizzard, tornado, hail storm, rise above 110 degrees, typhoon, and thunderstorm and flash flood.

I wish I had a pet dragon that could fly me wherever I wanted to go, who was very tame and docile except towards people I didn't like.

 

[GreatDane]

I wish that the weather would cooperate for the next 2 weeks

Granted, but the weather is in cooperation with an old man who's ultimate dream was for the weather to, in a span of two weeks--blizzard, tornado, hail storm, rise above 110 degrees, typhoon, and thunderstorm and flash flood.

I wish I had a pet dragon that could fly me wherever I wanted to go, who was very tame and docile except towards people I didn't like.

(Typical Indiana weather then )

Granted but the dragon has to log into Facebook just to see who you like and don't like which causes massive confusion and it eats everyone you meet since large claws and small keyboards don't mix

I wish the best for all that are in Chicago for EXXXotica this weekend

 

[BlueViolet]

Granted but the dragon has to log into Facebook just to see who you like and don't like which causes massive confusion and it eats everyone you meet since large claws and small keyboards don't mix

I wish the best for all that are in Chicago for EXXXotica this weekend

(That dragon will be very confused considering I don't have and refuse to use Facebook.)

Granted, everyone in Chicago for EXXXotica will have a great weekend. Unfortunately, you are too busy to keep up with what is going on so you'll only be able to hear second hand encounters.

I wish that there weren't any fleas in my bedroom bathroom. It's like the only place I can't rid them of, making using the bathroom in there impossible without ten fleas jumping on you for dear life the second you step in there.

 

[Shaun__]

I wish that there weren't any fleas in my bedroom bathroom. It's like the only place I can't rid them of, making using the bathroom in there impossible without ten fleas jumping on you for dear life the second you step in there.

Granted, the fleas leave your bathroom to infest the rest of your home beyond the abilities of modern science to get rid of.

I wish was rich and powerful.

 

[AllisonWilder]

I wish that there weren't any fleas in my bedroom bathroom. It's like the only place I can't rid them of, making using the bathroom in there impossible without ten fleas jumping on you for dear life the second you step in there.

Granted, the fleas leave your bathroom to infest the rest of your home beyond the abilities of modern science to get rid of.

I wish was rich and powerful.

Granted. You are now the richest, most powerful gnat that ever lived. All the other gnats look up to you, but your reign is short as you now have the life span of about a day.



I wish it was socially acceptable to live my life in my camming clothes.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

Granted. You are now the richest, most powerful gnat that ever lived. All the other gnats look up to you, but your reign is short as you now have the life span of about a day.



I wish it was socially acceptable to live my life in my camming clothes.

Granted but now your camming clothes are only strips of electrical black tape! (rowr rowr!)


I wishy wish for a dog that could talk

 

[Shaun__]

Granted. You are now the richest, most powerful gnat that ever lived. All the other gnats look up to you, but your reign is short as you now have the life span of about a day.



I wish it was socially acceptable to live my life in my camming clothes.

Granted but now your camming clothes are only strips of electrical black tape! (rowr rowr!)


I wishy wish for a dog that could talk

Granted, you get the most famous talking dog in America. Harvey.

I wish it was later.

 

[Deleted member 8603]

Granted. You are now the richest, most powerful gnat that ever lived. All the other gnats look up to you, but your reign is short as you now have the life span of about a day.



I wish it was socially acceptable to live my life in my camming clothes.

Granted but now your camming clothes are only strips of electrical black tape! (rowr rowr!)


I wishy wish for a dog that could talk

Granted, you get the most famous talking dog in America. Harvey.

I wish it was later.

Granted, but it is now much later and you are 90 years old.

I wish I had a time turner so i could do multiple things at once.

 

[southsamurai]

I wish I had a time turner so i could do multiple things at once.

granted. but alas!you accidentally meet yourself at the same place and time in triplicate. this (as all time travel buffs know) causes instant lethal paradox. you are torn into your component atoms and strewn across the cosmos in one eternal scream of fear.

i wish the moon was really made of green brie (995! and three more before i fap to sweet, hairy jerry!)

 

[Gen]

Granted, but the brie will mold quickly and disintegrate and fall onto Earth and crush us all.

I wish I was at Exxxotica!

 

[CharlotteLace]

Granted! You're at Exxxotica.... as the parking attendant.

I wish for a huge chocolate malt right now.