Corrupt a Wish Game

[AllisonWilder]

Granted, but when you do it, your pocket gets a hole in it and you lose money too.

I wish I could slap people through the computer.

Granted, but they'll spam you with dick pics forever after the slap.




I wish I could have tacos for breakfast every day with no repercussions.

 

[God]

Granted, but when you do it, your pocket gets a hole in it and you lose money too.

I wish I could slap people through the computer.

Granted, but they'll spam you with dick pics forever after the slap.




I wish I could have tacos for breakfast every day with no repercussions.

granted but it's pink tacos.

i wish i had a wish.

 

[SexySteph]

Granted, but when you do it, your pocket gets a hole in it and you lose money too.

I wish I could slap people through the computer.

Granted, but they'll spam you with dick pics forever after the slap.




I wish I could have tacos for breakfast every day with no repercussions.

granted but it's pink tacos.

i wish i had a wish.

Granted but you wish you had herpes...

I wish I could cook like a champ.

 

[KayleePond]

Granted but you wish you had herpes...

I wish I could cook like a champ.

Granted, but everyone will be so impressed that they will want you to cook for them all of the time. You'll be so busy cooking that you'll have no time to ever eat any of it!

I wish that I could communicate with all animals.

 

[BlueViolet]

I wish that I could communicate with all animals.

Granted, but they can only say things to the equivalent of their mental capabilities so the only answer you will get from most dogs is, "Food, food, food, food, ball, food, play, food, no sit." and, "SQUIRREL!".

I wish that I could go into my closet and be able to find a brand new, beautiful dress every day.

 

[KayleePond]

I wish that I could communicate with all animals.

Granted, but they can only say things to the equivalent of their mental capabilities so the only answer you will get from most dogs is, "Food, food, food, food, ball, food, play, food, no sit." and, "SQUIRREL!".

I wish that I could go into my closet and be able to find a brand new, beautiful dress every day.

You will but they will never fit.

I wish I could absorb all of the information in a book just by touching it.

 

[jeff98902]

Granted: But after doing so it renders you unable to speak or remember how to write!

I wish that each token members give webcam girls where worth 5 dollars instead of 5 cents!

 

[LilyEvans]

Granted: But after doing so it renders you unable to speak or remember how to write!

I wish that each token members give webcam girls where worth 5 dollars instead of 5 cents!

Granted, but that means each token members buy costs $10 instead of ten cents.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

 

[AllisonWilder]

Granted: But after doing so it renders you unable to speak or remember how to write!

I wish that each token members give webcam girls where worth 5 dollars instead of 5 cents!

Granted, but that means each token members buy costs $10 instead of ten cents.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

Granted, but changing your appearance makes you invisible to others.


I wish my bedroom was bigger.

 

[Jessi]

Granted: But after doing so it renders you unable to speak or remember how to write!

I wish that each token members give webcam girls where worth 5 dollars instead of 5 cents!

Granted, but that means each token members buy costs $10 instead of ten cents.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

Granted, but changing your appearance makes you invisible to others.


I wish my bedroom was bigger.

Granted, but THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

 

[LilyMarie]

You'll never get tired again and you can't sleep anymore, ever. Now your days and nights have no rhythm and you never get any real rest.

I wish I got a 10000 token offline tip right now, for no reason.

 

[mynameisbob84]

You'll never get tired again and you can't sleep anymore, ever. Now your days and nights have no rhythm and you never get any real rest.

I wish I got a 10000 token offline tip right now, for no reason.

You just did, but before the tipper tipped, he made all your regulars sign a legally binding agreement that prevents them from ever tipping you again and that any and all of your future tips will come from him and him alone. Tomorrow, the tipper will go bankrupt and will never be able to tip you again.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a 64' Impala

 

[BlueViolet]

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a 64' Impala

Granted, but you will continue to grow at an alarming rate of 1" per day forever. In just one year, you will be 30 ft taller and still growing. You will become famous, rich, and find that one girl who looks so good and you call her, and then you get married that summer. She turns out to be a magician. So you she brings her pet rabbit to live with you (it likes to sleep in a hat), and then she hits you over the head with a bat and makes all of your fortune, fame, and '64 Impala magically disappear leaving you with only the bat because you didn't sign that prenup and your lawyer wasn't very good.

I wish that people would stop asking upon meeting you, "So what do you do?" because who really wants to talk about there job, even if it's vanilla?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I wish that people would stop asking upon meeting you, "So what do you do?" because who really wants to talk about there job, even if it's vanilla?

Granted. What do you do dies out, as the new hit catch phrase for greeting someone sweeps the nation. Everyone now says 'So, what venereal diseases do you have?'

I wish I could retire in ten years.

 

[Shaun__]

I wish I could retire in ten years.

Your wish is granted. You will retire to bed in ten years, but you will be grumpy when you wake up to go to your hated low paying job.

I wish I could draw anything I desired photo realistically.

 

[pg240]

I wish I could retire in ten years.

I wish I could draw anything I desired photo realistically.

Granted, but everything you draw disappears after five minutes.

I wish I had unlimited funds to spend at cam sites.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I wish I could retire in ten years.

I wish I could draw anything I desired photo realistically.

Granted, but everything you draw disappears after five minutes.

I wish I had unlimited funds to spend at cam sites.

Granted, but while you have access to unlimited tokens on cam sites, you have no money for anything else, including an internet connection, thus you are unable to tip anyone once your internet is shut off.

I wish I could write and record songs so good that I could make any person who heard them react exactly how I wanted them to react - I wanna get laid, I play a girl a song dripping with so much sex that it makes her panties wet before we even hit the chorus; I wanna inspire political change, I write a protest song so incendiary that government are forced to listen; I wanna make people dance, I play a song so funky that it makes sitting down an impossibility, etc. etc.

 

[AllisonWilder]

Granted, but while you have access to unlimited tokens on cam sites, you have no money for anything else, including an internet connection, thus you are unable to tip anyone once your internet is shut off.

I wish I could write and record songs so good that I could make any person who heard them react exactly how I wanted them to react - I wanna get laid, I play a girl a song dripping with so much sex that it makes her panties wet before we even hit the chorus;

Granted, but the first girl you play a song for turns out to be a crazy stalker preventing you from ever singing to another girl again because she scares them away.

I wanna inspire political change, I write a protest song so incendiary that government are forced to listen;

Granted, but the government officials only agree to listen once and before you start playing they go deaf.

I wanna make people dance, I play a song so funky that it makes sitting down an impossibility, etc. etc.

Granted, but it's chaos because even people that are bed-ridden and in wheelchairs are forced to stand and dance causing them to fall down and sue you for damages.



I wish I had a closet like Cher has in Clueless.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I wish I could write and record songs so good that I could make any person who heard them react exactly how I wanted them to react - I wanna get laid, I play a girl a song dripping with so much sex that it makes her panties wet before we even hit the chorus; I wanna inspire political change, I write a protest song so incendiary that government are forced to listen; I wanna make people dance, I play a song so funky that it makes sitting down an impossibility, etc. etc.

Granted, but a week later your doctor's discover laryngeal cancer and you have to have a Laryngectomy. You can never sing or speak again. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laryngectomy

I wish I could come up with more witty wishes for this thread because I'm fast running out of them. :?

 

[LadyLuna]

I wish I had a closet like Cher has in Clueless.

Granted, but everything in it gets dyed orange overnight, every night.

I wish I was an expert seamstress, while retaining all of my current talents.

 

[Evvie]

I wish I had a closet like Cher has in Clueless.

Granted, but everything in it gets dyed orange overnight, every night.

I wish I was an expert seamstress, while retaining all of my current talents.

Granted, but all sewing materials now cost threefold their normal prices.

I wish I could make $1000 on cam every day!

 

[Shaun__]

I wish I could make $1000 on cam every day!

Granted, but hyperinflation means that is only enough money to buy a loaf of bread.

I wish I was a better speller.

 

[Evvie]

I wish I could make $1000 on cam every day!

Granted, but hyper inflation means that is only enough money to buy a loaf of bread.

I wish I was a better speller.

Granted, but you also anally notice every spelling and grammar mistake everyone makes.

I wish it wasn't so hot where I live!

 

[Nordling]

I wish I could make $1000 on cam every day!

Granted, but hyper inflation means that is only enough money to buy a loaf of bread.

I wish I was a better speller.

Granted, but you also anally notice every spelling and grammar mistake everyone makes.

I wish it wasn't so hot where I live!

Granted, but the Norse fimbulwinter begins where you live, although you have a weapon against Frost Giants.

I wish every meal was made for me and be just what I want and left at my door by an anonymous neighbor.

 

[Evvie]

I wish I could make $1000 on cam every day!

Granted, but hyper inflation means that is only enough money to buy a loaf of bread.

I wish I was a better speller.

Granted, but you also anally notice every spelling and grammar mistake everyone makes.

I wish it wasn't so hot where I live!

Granted, but the Norse fimbulwinter begins where you live, although you have a weapon against Frost Giants.

I wish every meal was made for me and be just what I want and left at my door by an anonymous neighbor.

Granted, but the world economy quickly collapses and starvation becomes rampant when every meal in the world is made for you and left at your doorstep.

I wish I could smoke tobacco forever and never risk developing health issues!

 

[Shaun__]

I wish I could smoke tobacco forever and never risk developing health issues!

Granted, but a terrible blight wipes the plant from the planet.

I wish I could fix past mistakes.

 

[God]

I wish I could fix past mistakes.

granted but it was a typo for "i wish i could fix paste mistakes"

i wish girls didn't get wetter the more i towel them off.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I wish I had a closet like Cher has in Clueless.

Do you follow Bethany Cosentino from Best Coast on Twitter by any chance?

 

[God]

I wish I had a closet like Cher has in Clueless.

Do you follow Bethany Cosentino from Best Coast on Twitter by any chance?

you might need to read the first post in this topic if you haven't already

 

[Evvie]

I wish I had a closet like Cher has in Clueless.

Do you follow Bethany Cosentino from Best Coast on Twitter by any chance?

you might need to read the first post in this topic if you haven't already