Corrupt a Wish Game

[Nordling]

I wish I had a closet like Cher has in Clueless.

Do you follow Bethany Cosentino from Best Coast on Twitter by any chance?

you might need to read the first post in this topic if you haven't already

No, he already has. It is allowed in threads to make OT comments, as you just did.

 

[Evvie]

I wish I had a closet like Cher has in Clueless.

Do you follow Bethany Cosentino from Best Coast on Twitter by any chance?

you might need to read the first post in this topic if you haven't already

No, he already has. It is allowed in threads to make OT comments, as you just did.

Granted, but no thread will stay on topic now!

:lol:

 

[Nordling]

I wish I had a closet like Cher has in Clueless.

Do you follow Bethany Cosentino from Best Coast on Twitter by any chance?

you might need to read the first post in this topic if you haven't already

No, he already has. It is allowed in threads to make OT comments, as you just did.

Granted, but no thread will stay on topic now!

:lol:

Granted but we'll all need to be medicated now.

I wish I had some dessert in the house.

 

[Shaun__]

I wish I had some dessert in the house.

Granted, but it is the cake Peterman bought in Seinfeld.

PETERMAN: Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still...with you?

ELAINE: Um...as far as I know.

PETERMAN: Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

ELAINE: Uh, I guess I hadn't--

PETERMAN: Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.

I wish that episode of Seinfeld was on TV right now.

 

[God]

I wish I had some dessert in the house.

I wish that episode of Seinfeld was on TV right now.

granted but it has people speaking German and no subtitles.

i wish i didn't rub that genie's lamp.

 

[AllisonWilder]

I wish I had a closet like Cher has in Clueless.

Do you follow Bethany Cosentino from Best Coast on Twitter by any chance?

I don't, but I think I know why you asked. :lol:

 

[AllisonWilder]

I wish I had some dessert in the house.

I wish that episode of Seinfeld was on TV right now.

granted but it has people speaking German and no subtitles.

i wish i didn't rub that genie's lamp.

Granted, but now you have to rub every lamp you see for the rest of your life.


I wish my hair was pink.

 

[Nordling]

I wish I had some dessert in the house.

I wish that episode of Seinfeld was on TV right now.

granted but it has people speaking German and no subtitles.

i wish i didn't rub that genie's lamp.

Granted, but now you have to rub every lamp you see for the rest of your life.


I wish my hair was pink.

Granted, but henceforth, pink will be the only color you can see.

I wish I was a great swimmer.

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

Granted but the whole world experiences a huge life changing drought and the only water available is not allowed to be swam in D:

I wish I had x-ray vision :geek:

 

[Shaun__]

I wish I had x-ray vision :geek:

Granted, your eyes can now see nothing but bones and give everyone you look at cancer.

I wish my German studies were to the point I could understand my wish fulfilled German dubbed episode of Seinfeld. Not many trinken die Milch jokes that I can recall being on the show.

 

[krukstyle]

I wish my German studies were to the point I could understand my wish fulfilled German dubbed episode of Seinfeld. Not many trinken die Milch jokes that I can recall being on the show.

Granted, but you would find absolutely no humor in the German version.





I wish I had a duck that would follow me around in public and be my best friend. The duck would be extremely charismatic, and when he would quack people would say, "Wow, this is one freaking awesome duck!" and I'd say, "Sure is, and he's my best friend ever."

 

[Nordling]

I wish my German studies were to the point I could understand my wish fulfilled German dubbed episode of Seinfeld. Not many trinken die Milch jokes that I can recall being on the show.

Granted, but you would find absolutely no humor in the German version.





I wish I had a duck that would follow me around in public and be my best friend. The duck would be extremely charismatic, and when he would quack people would say, "Wow, this is one freaking awesome duck!" and I'd say, "Sure is, and he's my best friend ever."

Granted, but your worst enemy from primary school steals the duck and barbecues it.

I wish I had some Verboort sausages right now.

 

[LadyLuna]

I wish I had some Verboort sausages right now.

Granted, but every bite you take you have to experience the entire process that made it, from the growth of the animal through the cooking process, before snapping back to the present.

I wish I could consciously control my fertility so that I don't have to worry about periods or unplanned pregnancy, but can still have kids when I want them.

 

[Evvie]

I wish I had some Verboort sausages right now.

Granted, but every bite you take you have to experience the entire process that made it, from the growth of the animal through the cooking process, before snapping back to the present.

I wish I could consciously control my fertility so that I don't have to worry about periods or unplanned pregnancy, but can still have kids when I want them.

Granted, but every time you do get fertile you will conceive a minimum of 5 zygotes at once

I wish I could snap my fingers and do my makeup how I wanted like with magic or whatever

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I wish I could snap my fingers and do my makeup how I wanted like with magic or whatever

Granted, but after all 10 fingers are snapped you decide the old fashioned way wasn't so bad.



I wish I could get this reply submitted before someone else beats me to it. Because I really like this one I just did. :-D

 

[AllisonWilder]

I wish I could snap my fingers and do my makeup how I wanted like with magic or whatever

Granted, but after all 10 fingers are snapped you decide the old fashioned way wasn't so bad.



I wish I could get this reply submitted before someone else beats me to it. Because I really like this one I just did. :-D

Granted, but you're destined to see 'at least one other post has been submitted' before the rest of your posts.



I wish Imagine Dragons would perform a private concert for me and whoever I invite.

 

[LilyEvans]

I wish I could snap my fingers and do my makeup how I wanted like with magic or whatever

Granted, but after all 10 fingers are snapped you decide the old fashioned way wasn't so bad.



I wish I could get this reply submitted before someone else beats me to it. Because I really like this one I just did. :-D

Granted, but you're destined to see 'at least one other post has been submitted' before the rest of your posts.



I wish Imagine Dragons would perform a private concert for me and whoever I invite.

Granted, but it'll be many years from now when they have completely changed their sound and message and lost most of their musical prowess. Also the only venue that would accommodate them is a dirty bar in the middle of nowhere.

I wish I had a partially-submerged house made of thick colored glass off the coast of Australia.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I wish I had a partially-submerged house made of thick colored glass off the coast of Australia.

Zim Zala Bim your wish is granted. You now have a lovely home resting in 4 feet of water near a lovely beach. The screen door on the front of the house, however, means Wash now gives you very angry kitty stares every time he has to swim to his litter box.

I wish for everyone to have an awesome time at this weekend's Exxotica and the next Cam Mansion.

(haha, mess this one up, i dare ya. :lol: )

 

[LilyEvans]

I wish I had a partially-submerged house made of thick colored glass off the coast of Australia.

Zim Zala Bim your wish is granted. You now have a lovely home resting in 4 feet of water near a lovely beach. The screen door on the front of the house, however, means Wash now gives you very angry kitty stares every time he has to swim to his litter box.

I wish for everyone to have an awesome time at this weekend's Exxotica and the next Cam Mansion.

(haha, mess this one up, i dare ya. :lol: )

Granted! Exxotica and the cam mansion are amazing and everyone has the best time of their lives! Too bad NSA surveillance interrupts all electronic communications and only those physically present at the events get to enjoy them.

I wish I worked as a voice-over artist!

 

[JerryBoBerry]

(haha, mess this one up, i dare ya. :lol: )

Granted! Exxotica and the cam mansion are amazing and everyone has the best time of their lives! Too bad NSA surveillance interrupts all electronic communications and only those physically present at the events get to enjoy them.

Aww. That worked. :crybaby:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I wish I had a closet like Cher has in Clueless.

Do you follow Bethany Cosentino from Best Coast on Twitter by any chance?

you might need to read the first post in this topic if you haven't already

I have :thumbleft:

 

[BlueViolet]

I wish I worked as a voice-over artist!

Granted, but you you are only given the most annoying female roles that everyone hates. The good news is that you are the best voice actress in the show, the bad news is that all the other voice actors are so comically terrible that no one will actually watch the shows.

I wish that Allison will invite me to that private Imagine Dragons concert many years from now at that dirty bar in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Shaun__]

I wish that Allison will invite me to that private Imagine Dragons concert many years from now at that dirty bar in the middle of nowhere.

Granted, but the email accidentally ends up in your spam folder making you miss it.

I wish I was a great gardener.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I wish I was a great gardener.

Oh yes, you are a great gardner but oh the allergies.... :icon-cry:

I wish I had a brand new bong bb's. The one I have is not so good anymore... :whistle:

 

[Evvie]

I wish I was a great gardener.

Oh yes, you are a great gardner but oh the allergies.... :icon-cry:

I wish I had a brand new bong bb's. The one I have is not so good anymore... :whistle:

You get an awesome dragon bong, but it clogs up the first time you use it and you can never get the damn thing clean again.

I wish I never got a pimple ever again.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I wish I was a great gardener.

Oh yes, you are a great gardner but oh the allergies.... :icon-cry:

I wish I had a brand new bong bb's. The one I have is not so good anymore... :whistle:

You get an awesome dragon bong, but it clogs up the first time you use it and you can never get the damn thing clean again.

I wish I never got a pimple ever again.

You never get another pimple, but in a cruel twist of fate it transpires that every man (and/or woman?) that you meet from here on out who you would like to have sexual relations with has a pimple fetish, and won't so much as touch another person that doesn't have any pimples.

I wish I could download skills and knowledge from the internet at high speed -if I want to learn another language, I just download it and can speak it fluently within seconds; I wanna know everything there is to know about theoretical physics, I just download it in the same way; I need to rewire the electrics in my house, I download the skillset.

 

[God]

I wish I was a great gardener.

Oh yes, you are a great gardner but oh the allergies.... :icon-cry:

I wish I had a brand new bong bb's. The one I have is not so good anymore... :whistle:

You get an awesome dragon bong, but it clogs up the first time you use it and you can never get the damn thing clean again.

I wish I never got a pimple ever again.

You never get another pimple, but in a cruel twist of fate it transpires that every man (and/or woman?) that you meet from here on out who you would like to have sexual relations with has a pimple fetish, and won't so much as touch another person that doesn't have any pimples.

I wish I could download skills and knowledge from the internet at high speed -if I want to learn another language, I just download it and can speak it fluently within seconds; I wanna know everything there is to know about theoretical physics, I just download it in the same way; I need to rewire the electrics in my house, I download the skillset.

granted but "skills and knowledge" is a file name and your neighbor is using most of your bandwidth.

i wish foods i like tasted good with every brand name.

 

[jeff98902]

Granted: But all the food you like no matter what brand it is all tastes exactly alike.

I wish that. I and none of my family or friends ever became sick, injured, or die off.

 

[Shaun__]

Granted: But all the food you like no matter what brand it is all tastes exactly alike.

I wish that. I and none of my family or friends ever became sick, injured, or die off.

Granted, you are all frozen in Carbonite for all of time.

I wish I could always find what I look for.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Granted: But all the food you like no matter what brand it is all tastes exactly alike.

I wish that. I and none of my family or friends ever became sick, injured, or die off.

Granted, you are all frozen in Carbonite for all of time.

I wish I could always find what I look for.

Yes you shall always find what you are looking for, once you don't need it anymore.

I wish I could never be too hot or too cold, just always a comfortable temperature.