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CharlotteLace said:
Granted! You're at Exxxotica.... as the parking attendant.

I wish for a huge chocolate malt right now.

Granted, but they overdid the malt and it tastes burnt

I wish sex and nudity were not quite so taboo or dangerous
 
LadyLuna said:
CharlotteLace said:
Granted! You're at Exxxotica.... as the parking attendant.

I wish for a huge chocolate malt right now.

Granted, but they overdid the malt and it tastes burnt

I wish sex and nudity were not quite so taboo or dangerous

Granted, but now you no longer have any desire to be nude or have sex.



I wish it wasn't raining today.
 
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Granted: It stops raining and some how turns to snow you get over a foot of snow and after it stops snowing you have a flash flood because it is still July after all!

I wish I had just one quarter of Jeff Bezos wealth.
So I could purchase all the tokens I want and make some webcam girls very very happy buy giving them huge tips!
 
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Granted, but every Model you tip big has been waiting to get a few grand up, and decides it is time to move on to other things and quits Camming after your nuke tip and you never see them again. (ouch, that was tough for me to write.)

I wish I could be given the power to correct the political structure of the US government, to the point that the separation of $ and state, was valued as much as, or more than, the idea of the separation of church and state. And we once again had public servants, who could, and would be highly honored, for their dedication to serve the ppl, rather than being the whores of big $$$
 
Sure but instead of $ being the key to power, the keys to power will be guided by whether or not you still have your balls....
(if anyone has read "the wanting seed" by Anthony Burgess you will know what I am speaking of...)

The novel begins by introducing the two protagonists: Tristram Foxe, a history teacher, and his wife, Beatrice-Joanna, a homemaker. They have recently suffered through their young son's death.

Throughout the first portion of the novel, overpopulation is depicted through the limitation and reuse of materials, and extremely cramped living conditions.

There is also active discrimination against heterosexuals, homosexuality being encouraged as a measure against overpopulation. Self-sterilization is also encouraged.

One of the major conflicts of the novel is between Tristram and his brother, Derek. Very much alike at first, Derek chose a different path from Tristram and pretends to be homosexual while in public to help his career. In private, he has an affair with Beatrice-Joanna, and when she forgets to take her State-provided contraceptives, she becomes illegally pregnant. She has sex with her husband, Tristram, and his brother, Derek, within a 24-hour time span, thus the paternity of her twin boys is uncertain.

Life changes as the homosexual police ('Greyboys') become more active and more repressive - something that begins as a mysterious blight spreads across the world. Tristram is arrested after getting unintentionally mixed up in a protest and spends the next section of the novel in jail, as society outside changes rapidly.

While he is imprisoned, formerly repressed religion begins to bloom, fertility rituals are endorsed, and the structure of society, as well as government, is completely destroyed. Most shockingly, cannibalism is openly practiced in much of England. Beatrice-Joanna has run away, and is staying with her sister and brother-in-law in the countryside on their Farm, where the blight is affecting even their chickens. She stays there until she delivers her twin sons, when a government agent arrives to take her and her children to the city.

With the help of his cellmate, Tristram escapes and tries to rejoin his wife. He travels across England to his sister-in-law's farm. He is so desperate for food that he briefly joins "a dining club," a rather chaotic affair which provides food (composed of murdered human beings) for him.

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I wish I had a Lex Luther library with a rolling ladder to reach the books on high shelves and a huge table with power map of world that lights up and looks really cool and powerful
 
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LiLredhairedgrl said:
I wish I had a Lex Luther library with a rolling ladder to reach the books on high shelves and a huge table with power map of world that lights up and looks really cool and powerful

granted! but 5 minutes after you get it superman comes crashing through the roof and the ceiling falls onto the map,ruining it, and his heat vision burns the library in the ensuing melee .

i wish that brie wasnt actually one of the most horrid tasting cheeses extant (994! and two to go! look out jerry here i come!)
 
southsamurai said:
LiLredhairedgrl said:
I wish I had a Lex Luther library with a rolling ladder to reach the books on high shelves and a huge table with power map of world that lights up and looks really cool and powerful

granted! but 5 minutes after you get it superman comes crashing through the roof and the ceiling falls onto the map,ruining it, and his heat vision burns the library in the ensuing melee .

i wish that brie wasnt actually one of the most horrid tasting cheeses extant (994! and two to go! look out jerry here i come!)

:angry4: :angry4: :angry4: :angry4: :angry4: :angry4:
Why do you take away my Lex Luther library???? Now you are gonna pay.....



And as far as your wish being granted? Yes, brie shall be WONDERFUL but that will be the only thing in the universe that you are able to eat due to an extremely rare allergy to EVERYTHING BUT BRIE. So of course that would get boring... :whistle:

I wish I had Lex Luthers entire mansion complete with fire, ice, automatic weapon boobie trapped tunnel to stop any who dare to take it away from me....
 
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LiLredhairedgrl said:
I wish I had Lex Luthers entire mansion complete with fire, ice, automatic weapon boobie trapped tunnel to stop any who dare to take it away from me....

Granted, but since you beat my post for the last wish you locked your keys inside the impregnable mansion.

I wish I never lost stuff.
 
You should have been more specific. Because you now don't lose anything, in any way, even the result of the food you consume does not go away, in fact the only thing you can get rid of is money, and you now have to work extra hours and never spend because you have to constantly be saving to buy/rent more storage space for all the stuff you can't lose.

I wish I were a dolphin and lived as long as a redwood.
 
camstory said:
I wish I were a dolphin and lived as long as a redwood.

Granted, you are now a long lived dolphin in a shady traveling circus. You have a long life of having people tap on your glass ahead of you.

Wish I had a portal gun.

 
LiLredhairedgrl said:
and you lose it in all that stuff you are stashing everywhere...

I wish I had a taco.

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Granted, I left it on the table next to your keys.

I wish I knew how to pick locks.
 
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Shaun__ said:
LiLredhairedgrl said:
and you lose it in all that stuff you are stashing everywhere...

I wish I had a taco.

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Granted, I left it on the table next to your keys.

I wish I knew how to pick locks.

Granted, but as fate would have it.. you get in an automobile accident rendering you paralyzed.

I wish all the monies from idiotic reality shows like the Kardashians, Honey-Boo-Boo... would go to help http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org/
 
Bocefish said:
I wish all the monies from idiotic reality shows like the Kardashians, Honey-Boo-Boo... would go to help http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org/

Granted, but the only way to access the money is by being on a humiliating dating reality obstacle game show and agreeing to be followed by paparazzi until you die.

I wish I could slide into alternate universes of my choosing.
 
Shaun__ said:
Bocefish said:
I wish all the monies from idiotic reality shows like the Kardashians, Honey-Boo-Boo... would go to help http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org/

Granted, but the only way to access the money is by being on a humiliating dating reality obstacle game show and agreeing to be followed by paparazzi until you die.

I wish I could slide into alternate universes of my choosing.
Granted, but you have only done it once, and you were nearly killed, and have decide it is not worth the risk of being crushed by all the stuff you can not lose, when it comes falling in behind you.

I wish I had a ice cottage in my back yard with ice bar.
 

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southsamurai said:
camstory said:
I wish I had a ice cottage in my back yard with ice bar.

granted! alas, the magnetic poles reverse, turning your area into a desert as hot as death valley, so it all melts the next day.

i wish that i could have 100 dollars for every pound of brie in the world (993, 1 to go!)

Granted, unfortunately just as the dollar crashes, becomes obsolete, and people start trading with twinkies.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of twinkies.
 
LiLredhairedgrl said:
southsamurai said:
camstory said:
I wish I had a ice cottage in my back yard with ice bar.

granted! alas, the magnetic poles reverse, turning your area into a desert as hot as death valley, so it all melts the next day.

i wish that i could have 100 dollars for every pound of brie in the world (993, 1 to go!)

Granted, unfortunately just as the dollar crashes, becomes obsolete, and people start trading with twinkies.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of twinkies.

Granted. You now have a gnats lifetime supply of twinkies.



I wish I was a fantastic singer.
 
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Nordling said:
I wish licorice ice cream was still popular.

Granted, licorice ice cream is now so popular it is sold out every time you go to the store.

I wish I had a free convenient storage locker big enough to store all the stuff I cannot lose.
 
Shaun__ said:
Nordling said:
I wish licorice ice cream was still popular.

Granted, licorice ice cream is now so popular it is sold out every time you go to the store.

I wish I had a free convenient storage locker big enough to store all the stuff I cannot lose.

Granted, but it's located in Antarctica.



I wish barbecue chips were good for you.
 
AllisonWilder said:
I wish barbecue chips were good for you.

Granted, barbecue potato chips are great for skin when rubbed vigorously onto it.

I wish I had a wonderful maid to take care of things around my home.
 
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I wish I had a wonderful maid to take care of things around my home.



Granted: But she cares for your things so much she takes most of them to her home, making you to always wonder where did I leave this or that. And never concluding that the maid was stealing.

I wish that my car used water for fuel instead of gasoline.
 
LuckySmiles said:
I wish I owned a casino.


Granted, but this casino is on a remote island in the middle of the ocean only accessible by swimming. Therefor no one comes to it and you make no money.

I wish I could control the weather.
 
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Oh this is hilarious! :p

Goldielocksx said:
LuckySmiles said:
I wish I owned a casino.


Granted, but this casino is on a remote island in the middle of the ocean only accessible by swimming. Therefor no one comes to it and you make no money.

I wish I could control the weather.
Granted, but the only button on your weather controller is "thunder storm."

I wish my cat would be a loving and sweet cat, instead of a turd.
 
I wish my cat would be a loving and sweet cat, instead of a turd.
Granted: Your cat becomes a very loving and sweet cat, but a day later it becomes lost and to you never see it again!

I wish I was a pool attendant at the next Cam Girl Mansion this August 12-14th!
 
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southsamurai said:
granted! but you are in a blindfold, ball gag, and nothing else the whole time.

i wish that i could have a telekinetic pimp hand that would pimp slap anyone anywhere in the world when they ate brie (992, last one b4 change and serious intense fappage!)

Granted, but it's faulty so whenever someone eats brie, you get slapped instead of them.




I wish I could play with a skip-it while hopscotching.
 
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AllisonWilder said:
I wish I could play with a skip-it while hopscotching.

Granted, but only when on broken glass bare footed.

I wish Stephen King would write better endings.
 
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