You might be a camwhore if

[AmberCutie]

You decorate only your cam area for the holidays, neglecting the rest of the house.

This one cracked me up. :lol:

Yep, this one rings so very true.

 

[Lolabunny]

If you say to RL people - "sorry I couldn't come over. I've been very busy!" and when they say, "oh, with what" and you respond "...oh, ..um"


If you SO suggests sex and the answer is yes only if you can record.


If you really really need to get XL bottles of baby oil! So much oil


When your house looks quaint and homey, then you step into that one certain room and... did I just take a left turn into to sex party avenue?

 

[CharlotteLace]

When you meet new people, and 10 minutes into the conversation, you can't remember if you used your real name or stage name to introduce yourself...

 

[eyeteach]

When you meet new people, and 10 minutes into the conversation, you can't remember if you used your real name or stage name to introduce yourself...

Whaaaaaa??? Stage name? Whaddya mean "stage name"? You're name really isn't CharlotteLace? What the hell else have I been mislead about? I guess the next thing you're gonna tell me is that Santa isn't real! :crybaby:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Inspired by the words of Sexysteph tonight in her room.

You might be one if you have a 'cumshow pillow.' :lol:

 

[Frogger__]

When you meet new people, and 10 minutes into the conversation, you can't remember if you used your real name or stage name to introduce yourself...

I just couldn't resist commenting on how perfectly your avatar matches your post :lol:

 

[LANA_LUXXX]

Only after days of suffering from back pains while dancing on cam do you realize/remember what your hitachi wand is useful for and is finally used for something other than jackhammering the ever-loving fuck out of your clit.

Watching porn/exotic dancers feels more like field research instead of sexual entertainment. Also- thinking about getting a bed frame with long bedposts as they are less conspicuous than stripper poles.

Also #2- when guys you like ask for your number and you hesitate to respond because youre thinking how much you are going to charge before giving it away.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

Only after days of suffering from back pains while dancing on cam do you realize/remember what your hitachi wand is useful for and is finally used for something other than jackhammering the ever-loving fuck out of your clit.

CAN'T
STOP
LOLING

omigod...much laughter...thank you needed that laugh today


:character-hobbes:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Only after days of suffering from back pains while dancing on cam do you realize/remember what your hitachi wand is useful for and is finally used for something other than jackhammering the ever-loving fuck out of your clit.

Watching porn/exotic dancers feels more like field research instead of sexual entertainment. Also- thinking about getting a bed frame with long bedposts as they are less conspicuous than stripper poles.

Also #2- when guys you like ask for your number and you hesitate to respond because youre thinking how much you are going to charge before giving it away.

So many times has this happened to me...I even have two hitachis >.<'

 

[mutantdonut]

mind if i revamp this thread?

You might be a camwhore if...

...your non-battery toys have given you carpal tunnel
...your non-battery toys have made your dominant arm much more muscular
...you have single-handedly driven up the stock for lotions and oils
...you've named every toy to the point where there's an entire village in your home
...you never use blacklights in your home because you're a natural squirter

and from the member's perspective
You might be a camwhore (member) if...

...you're struggling to pay for other basic needs such as food, bills, and rent
...cam sites have now become your savings accounts in the form of tokens
...you need to explain to the doctor why you (as a member) also have carpal tunnel

 

[SaffronBurke]

If your sister will go without internet, rather than go into your room and see "fake dicks! EVERYWHERE!"

If you double-take every time you see the word "Hitachi" in the hardware store.

 

[Fay_Galore]

When you're sending a flirty text to a crush, and you're thinking 'damn, I should be getting paid for this'.

 

[xilliannax]

You might be a camwhore if....
you have more clothes for "camming" then "real world" interactions