What a stupid "A" hole

[Poker_Babe]

I came across this today and this guy was so stupid I just had to laugh at how pathetic he is.
I bet this guy is just butt hurt because some cam model he probably got infatuated with said she wouldn't meet up with him after spending a bunch of money on her. What a Fuck-tard his guy is...
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore

 

[ComicOzzie]

Yeah, he lost me at "online prostitution."

 

[Rosemary]

That's some 2003 shit :lol:

And still funny. It's my kind of humor, though. I wouldn't take this particular guy seriously

 

[Jupiter551]

What I find funny is that page says a whole lot about the kind of models he is/was attracted to, combined with the bitterness of feeling rejected by them lol

 

[sxycherrypie]

Wow this guy must be a shit ton of butt hurt.Hehe must have visited my town of bum fuck and boy you have a purdy mouth. Wonder what the model did to him that gave him an atomic wedgie about?

 

[sxycherrypie]

Sorry for the double post I know I do this often.But man this guy loves to dress in drag he can sign up on cams.com and be a tranny.He would do well since he does know how to be a camgirl =P lol if i ever see him I am going to tell him that and also that his ultra lighting makes him more attractive lol.

 

[Paris_Lee]

oh i love maddox, he pokes fun at everythign and everyone. gotta have a little sense of humor. btw thats really oldschool!

 

[Jupiter551]

Yeah I guess he's poking fun but...it still came across kinda bitter, and way too knowledgeable. I'd bet money he's been a cam-viewer who's felt unappreciated or something.

 

[RainbowBryte]

That's some 2003 shit :lol:

And still funny. It's my kind of humor, though. I wouldn't take this particular guy seriously

I agree. I thought it was kind of funny

 

[Paris_Lee]

check otu the rest of his site, its pretty funny.

eta: holy crap he still updates it! i have a ton of catching up to do i thought the site died a long time ago.

 

[sxycherrypie]

I thought he came off attacking us cam girls when I read this.

 

[KeelyAimee]

check otu the rest of his site, its pretty funny.

eta: holy crap he still updates it! i have a ton of catching up to do i thought the site died a long time ago.

He's hilarious, I've always been a fan of his site/humor and I also thought it died a while ago! I guess I also need to catch up on stuff.

And if you think it's attack on Cam Girls perhaps you're too sensitive, he really just pokes fun at everything, his website is called "The Best Page in the Universe" this is just his humor.

 

[Teagz]

Meh, he may be funny - but he could've gone about that in a much more tasteful way.

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Maddox is a huge troll, I love him. He really has no idea what he is saying most of the time.

Anyway, I'm gonna go through these points.

1. I get tipped so smile or for smiling ALL the time. "Just tipping to see you smile" "That was worth the smile" Bam, flaw in that logic.
2. No idea what poetry has to do with cam modeling, but alright.
3. We know the truth about lighting.
4. Well, I've seen the glasses on girls and they look cute - maybe they do work. But certainly not every model, Maddox!
5. Well, he's got me there. The only true statement =P

Mostly he just looks silly dressed as a camgirl. I wonder who the audience was supposed to be here.

 

[Jupiter551]

I thought it was a bit weird that he categorised camgirls as using phrases like "hru" and never using proper grammar, then in the next writing poetry using words like nihilism. It's funny, but it still reeks of being snubbed by some camgirls

 

[AedanRayne]

Maddox is still going? :lol: I love this man with a passion. I was hooked to him when I was 15 but had no clue that his site was still up. TY!

 

[Nordling]

I LOVE Maddox. Back in the day I used to spend hours at work reading his page instead of actually working. I am glad he still posts from time to time.

Still, my all time favorite:'

"The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:

Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F "


Fucking.Awesome.

That's my favorite section of Maddox too. lol So wrong...that it's right! Hilarious.

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah, he lost me at "online prostitution."

Well, the guy who posted that nonsense is ugly as shit, and anyone who calls it "online prostitution" is just an ass. And I love it when beggars/demanding guys get all butthurt and say something like "Get a real job, you fucking whore!" when they don't get the freebies they've asked for. :lol: THAT is probably what that dude is pissed about.

We're not being paid to fuck men that we don't know. We're getting paid for being sexy and for playing with our favorite toys. :mrgreen: Prostitution? Um.....no.

 

[Anonymous]

I thought he came off attacking us cam girls when I read this.

Absolutely. I tend to cringe even when I see cam girls referring to themselves as 'whores', but when you see guys like him talking about us that way, it's like 'Wow, dude...really?!' And if we're sooo trashy, what does that make him for spending so much time on the sites? I mean, he's obviously spent lots of time on the sites since he seems to know so much about what we do. :lol:

 

[Nordling]

I agree. His cam model "joke" didn't come across as funny, but I'm thinking it's not because he knows so much about it but just the opposite. He did a very shallow, surface look at the occupation and based his "humor" on what he saw at a glance. Maddox himself, I doubt even feels that what he says is true.

He uses a unique combination of "insult humor" and "the absurd" to create essay jokes that attack everything--where his bit about children's refrigerator drawings was funny, because the absurdity of it was obvious, in his cam model bit it was totally unfunny because it wasn't based on absurdity and ended up being pure insult based on a LACK of knowledge.

 

[Anonymous]

His cam model "joke" didn't come across as funny, but I'm thinking it's not because he knows so much about it but just the opposite.

I was being sarcastic when I said that he knows so much about what we do. He doesn't know DICK about what we do. LOL.

 

[Nordling]

His cam model "joke" didn't come across as funny, but I'm thinking it's not because he knows so much about it but just the opposite.

I was being sarcastic when I said that he knows so much about what we do. He doesn't know DICK about what we do. LOL.

lol I knew. But I had to mention that to support my reason for saying his joke piece in this case fell flat. A good comic needs to research his material. lol

 

[ComicOzzie]

I've actually seen his critique of children's drawings before and that was one of the most hilarious things I've ever read. This effort, not so much.

 

[sxycherrypie]

THis guy is a total loser!Whoever thinks this is funny to I'd like to say ummm wtf?And ask why is it funny to you when it is obviously an attack. THat is how I feel.And thank you fox for agreeing with me.

 

[Rosemary]

Whoever thinks this is funny to I'd like to say ummm wtf?And ask why is it funny to you when it is obviously an attack. THat is how I feel.And thank you fox for agreeing with me.

This is the same guy who recommends dragon kicking your kids to discipline them and draws pictures of himself as a pirate. I don't feel like I have to say anymore :lol:

 

[Shaun__]

He has a super useful flowchart around the middle of this video. He is truly deserves recognition for his great works.

 

[AedanRayne]

I pledge to change the name of this thread to, "What an awesome "A" hole" :-D

 

[Jupiter551]

He has a super useful flowchart around the middle of this video. He is truly deserves recognition for his great works.

I didn't find the camgirl joke funny, but that video of his is comedically brilliant.

 

[sxycherrypie]

Whoever thinks this is funny to I'd like to say ummm wtf?And ask why is it funny to you when it is obviously an attack. THat is how I feel.And thank you fox for agreeing with me.

This is the same guy who recommends dragon kicking your kids to discipline them and draws pictures of himself as a pirate. I don't feel like I have to say anymore :lol:

Well this time his joke was a bit hostile in my opinion though he may have meant for it to be funny.

 

[AedanRayne]

He purposely lashes out at all types for the sake of comedy. Why are you even slightly offended by his post about camgirls if his claims are not accurate? Move onto something you do find hilarious if his sense of humor does not appeal to you. There's no reason to get butthurt over a popular troll who has been around for years but I guess Maddox is doing his job well since people still get angry over his wacky antics.

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