JordanBlack said:Poor doggy.
Great Dane survives after eating 43 socks – and its hospital wins a prize
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/s ... CMP=twt_gu
so THATS where they go...
JordanBlack said:Poor doggy.
Great Dane survives after eating 43 socks – and its hospital wins a prize
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/s ... CMP=twt_gu
VenPerv2 said:JordanBlack said:Poor doggy.
Great Dane survives after eating 43 socks – and its hospital wins a prize
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/s ... CMP=twt_gu
so THATS where they go...
Thousands of birds are flying into a new solar "mega-trap" in the middle of California's Mojave Desert, killing the avian lot at a rate of up to one bird every two minutes, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS).
The state-of-the-art Ivanpah Solar Electric Generating System (ISEGS), which opened in February, is the world's largest solar plant to utilize "power towers," skyscraping structures that receive beams of focused solar rays to generate electricity.
At Ivanpah, the sun's ray's are redirected from a sea of more than 300,000 mirrors on the desert surface below to hit water filled boilers atop three 459-foot "power towers." Temperatures near the towers can climb to 800 degrees, which causes the water to produce steam that turns turbines which generate energy.
All told, the facility at Ivanpah generates enough electricity to power 140,000 homes and eliminates carbon dioxide emissions equivalent to 72,000 vehicles a year, according to a press release from Bright Source Energy, one of the trio of investors behind the solar plant.
That sort of renewable energy source might seem like a triumph for the environment, but the same super-heated skyscrapers that generate renewable electricity are also taking a toll on wildlife in the area.
According to the Associated Press, up to 28,000 birds per year might be meeting an early death after burning up in the focused beams of sunlight, with birds dying at a rate of one bird every two minutes. The burned-up birds are being dubbed "streamers," after the poof of smoke produced by the igniting birds.
A report by the USFWS states that most of the birds are dying from various levels of exposure to "solar flux" which causes "singeing of feathers."
"Severe singeing of flight feathers caused catastrophic loss of flying ability, leading to death by impact with the ground or other objects," the report states. "Less severe singeing led to impairment of flight capability, reducing ability to forage and evade predators, leading to starvation or predation."
A quasi-food chain is being established around the solar plant, with predators eating birds and bats that burn up in the plant's solar rays chasing after insects which are attracted to the bright light from the sun's reflected rays. That prompted wildlife officials to refer to Ivanpah as a "mega-trap" for wildlife.
Unfortunately, the USFWS doesn't yet know the full extent of the solar facility's impact on bird populations, and is calling for a full year study of the death toll at the site before the plant's operators are allowed to construct an even bigger "power tower" solar plant between Joshua Tree National Park and the California-Arizona border, the Associated Press reports.
The proposed facility would have a power tower nearly twice the size of the ones found at Ivanpah and is located in an area with more than 100 species of birds, including protected species like golden eagles and peregrine falcons. Officials estimate that if the plant were built it would be nearly four times deadly to avian species than the solar plant at Ivanpah.
A spokesperson for NRG Solar, another one of the companies behind Ivanpah told the Associated Press that "we take this issue very seriously." So far, the only remedy appears to be cash. BrightSource has anted up $1.8 million to compensate for bird deaths and the trio of companies behind the project is looking into potential solutions to stop wildlife from colliding with the solar plant.
Bocefish said:Growing Penises...
Scientists have successfully grown penises in a laboratory and say they could be tested on humans within five years.
The organs would be used to help men who have suffered a serious injury to the region, had surgery for cancer or are suffering from a congenital abnormality.
Bocefish said:Growing Penises...
Scientists have successfully grown penises in a laboratory and say they could be tested on humans within five years.
The organs would be used to help men who have suffered a serious injury to the region, had surgery for cancer or are suffering from a congenital abnormality.
Shaun__ said:Bocefish said:Growing Penises...
Scientists have successfully grown penises in a laboratory and say they could be tested on humans within five years.
The organs would be used to help men who have suffered a serious injury to the region, had surgery for cancer or are suffering from a congenital abnormality.
I do not know if what they are doing really counts as growing a penis. They are taking a "donor" penis and washing all the cells out of it, then putting your cells back into the husk where they follow the old pathways. It is really more of a Frankenstein's penis.
If they get it perfected I guess there would be two nuts attached to the 'bolt.' So your analogy does work. :hello2:Shaun__ said:Bocefish said:Growing Penises...
Scientists have successfully grown penises in a laboratory and say they could be tested on humans within five years.
The organs would be used to help men who have suffered a serious injury to the region, had surgery for cancer or are suffering from a congenital abnormality.
I do not know if what they are doing really counts as growing a penis. They are taking a "donor" penis and washing all the cells out of it, then putting your cells back into the husk where they follow the old pathways. It is really more of a Frankenstein's penis.
Bocefish said:Bachelorette Party Ends With Woman Getting Pregnant By Dwarf Stripper
By Jonathan Wolfe, Thu, October 09, 2014
A newlywed bride had to confess to cheating on her husband with a dwarf stripper after she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism recently. The husband had no clue until the confession that his wife cheated on him. He thought throughout the pregnancy that the child was his.
The woman met the stripper at her bachelorette party and had sex with him afterwards. According to Spanish news sit Las Cinco Del Dia, not even the woman’s closest friends knew about the secret affair.
The woman reportedly confessed to the incident as she held her newborn baby in her arms.
“As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her [bachelorette party] broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave,” the media outlet writes. “But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism.”
Somewhere in Spain, a very small stripper is shaking his head in disbelief.
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/ ... f-stripper
Zoo Spends Years Trying to Mate Male Hyenas
IT'S HARD TO TELL MALES, FEMALES APART, JAPAN ZOO SAYS
They put the pair in the same cage for breeding in 2012 but didn't discover they were both males until experts conducted hormone checks while they were under anesthesia.
The two animals never really got along and "remained confrontational, leaving bite marks on each other," a zookeeper tells the Wall Street Journal.
School District Getting Rid of 'Dangerous' Swings
Swingsets are becoming a thing of the past at school playgrounds in a Washington state school district because insurance companies have decided they're too hazardous.
Chatty Smoker Steals Gun From Open-Carry Guy
A man openly touting his brand-new handgun in Oregon—an open-carry state—had the weapon stolen from him at gunpoint
William Coleman, 21, was hanging with his cousin on a street in Gresham when a young man walked up asking for a cigarette. The visitor inquired about the new gun, a black Walther P22 semi-automatic, then pulled a gun of his own.
"I like your gun," he says. "Give it to me." Coleman reportedly concurred, and the guy ran off.
Police are now looking for a 6' 1" man with wavy hair, a small goatee, "and a trickster spirit,"
Mormon Missionary Ballers
My cousin Cole, a missionary in Dallas Texas, has been dying to play some street ball and got the chance. After playing it cool asking to play because they are "Just some white boys", they were allowed to play and tried to make it look like they weren't that good. That is until they started to play. Turn up the volume and laugh hysterically. Cole proves that white boys can jump
Goto 1 Minute to see the best part
Best part of the story is that one of the guys daughters ended up getting Baptized.
He actually was on a State Champ basketball team where he can dunk a regulation size hoop. He has over a 40" Vert. but doing this in his dress shoes is even better
:lol: :lol: :lol:Dem boyz ain't boo-shittin
ACFFAN69 said:
" A British backpacker troubled by weeks of nosebleeds found a three-inch long leech had been living up her nose for more than a month.
Daniela Liverani believed the persistent nosebleeds she suffered while travelling around south-east Asia were down to a burst blood vessel from a motorbike crash.
Days after returning to her Edinburgh home, however, she spotted an object in one nostril that she first dismissed as congealed blood.
The 24-year-old graduate was rushed to A&E after realising she had an animal up her nose.
More info at the source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/1 ... 03192.htmlThis 80-Foot 'Butt Plug' In Paris Isn't A Giant Sex Toy, It's A Paul McCarthy Sculpture
This week in art news, Parisians are up in arms over an 80-foot "butt plug" imagined by the art world's ultimate enfant terrible, Paul McCarthy.
Of course, the massive sculpture isn't technically a butt plug. It's a Christmas tree, simply dubbed "Tree," that's made its way to Place Vendôme in Paris. The piece is part of the International Contemporary Art Fair (FIAC), writes Citylab's Kriston Capps, and is showing in conjunction with McCarthy's first solo show in France -- "Chocolate Factory."
Yet despite all the seemingly obvious signs -- it's art, McCarthy's an artist, FIAC is an art fair -- the inflatable masterpiece is attracting attention not for its aesthetic uniqueness but for its resemblance to sex toys. In fact, France's far-right is not convinced the 24-meter high plant is an objet d'art at all.
"Anal plug or tree?" Printemps Français pondered on Twitter. "Place Vendôme is disfigured... Paris is humiliated!" On top of this, an unknown assailant allegedly attacked McCarthy during the installation of the piece, "screaming that his sculpture did not belong" in public.
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Man Arrested in Bizarre Naked Rampage
Stop eating cats and dogs say animal rights campaigners in Switzerland
Hundreds of thousands of Swiss people eat cat and dog meat say activists, who want the practice to be made illegal.
A petition with 16,000 signatures has been handed to the Swiss parliament, calling for the government to stop people eating "domestic animals".
"Around three percent of the Swiss secretly eat cat or dog," said Tomi Tomek, founder and president of animal protection group SOS Chats Noiraigue.
Cat appears on traditional Christmas menus in some areas of Switzerland.
It is often cooked for the festive season in a similar way to rabbit - with white wine and garlic.
"We especially see it in the regions of Lucerne, Appenzell, Jura and in the canton of Bern," said Tomek.
Dog meat goes mostly into making sausages and a fatty remedy for rheumatism.
Chlorine gas leak at Chicago-area hotel hosting 'furries' convention sickens 19
Authorities in suburban Chicago said a chlorine gas leak that sickened 19 people at a hotel hosting a 'furries' convention early Sunday was "intentional."
The source of the gas was apparently chlorine powder left in a ninth-floor stairwell at the Hyatt Regency O'Hare hotel, according to the Rosemont Public Safety Department. Investigators are treating the leak as a criminal matter.
The sickened people reported nausea or dizziness.They were treated at local hospitals and at least 18 were released shortly thereafter. The convention-goers, dressed in cartoonish animal costumes, were ushered across the street to a convention center hosting a dog show.
Within hours, emergency workers decontaminated the Hyatt Regency O'Hare and allowed people back inside. Six-foot-tall rabbits, foxes and dragons poured into the lobby, chatting and giving each other high paws.
"I think we'll recover from this," said Kit McCreedy, a 28-year-old from Madison, Wisconsin, his fox tail swinging behind him as he headed back inside for the last day of the Midwest FurFest. "People are tired but they're still full of energy."
While authorities conducted their investigation, organizers tried to assure the participants that the evacuation would not overshadow the convention. But attendees seemed to think the evacuation was part of the fun — particularly those who recalled being herded into the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center as it was hosting a dog show.
"In walk all these people dressed like dogs and foxes," said Pieter Van Hiel, a 40-year-old technical writer from Hamilton, Canada, chuckling as he thought back to the scene.
Others said they did not have a clue as to why anyone would intentionally disrupt the convention that includes dance contests and panel discussions on making the costumes, with some quick to point out that the brightly colored outfits are made from fake fur and foam and not real fur.
"Nobody uses real fur," said Frederic Cesbron, a 35-year-old forklift operator who rode a plane to Chicago from his home in France. He attended the convention dressed head-to-toe in a fox outfit that he said cost him about $2,000 four years ago but would go for $3,000 today.
Attendees said they came for fun, but also for the spiritual and artistic aspects of the convention that have them celebrating animal characters from movies, TV shows, comic books and video games. Some also create their own characters and appreciate being in an atmosphere where nobody seems surprised or shocked by an elaborate, bright purple dragon.
"Everyone is from a different background," said Michael Lynch, a 25-year-old from Madison, Wisconsin, who, like his buddy, McCreedy, dressed as a fox. "Nobody judges anybody. It's nice to come to a place like that."
Or, as Van Hiel put it, "It's kind of weird, but it's not weird here."
The Associated Press contributed to this report.
EXCERPT_FROM_ARTICLE said:It is time for a Deadspin holiday tradition like no other: our annual trawl of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits to discover the strangest, unlikeliest, and most awkwardly shaped objects America inappropriately shoved into its various holes. God bless us, everyone.
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Penis
RUBBER TUBE
"PLASTIC SPOON AND PERHAPS A PENCIL"
CROCHET NEEDLE
"STUCK A NAIL IN URETHRA THEN IT MIGRATED UP INTO THE BLADDER"
WOOL YARN
LONG PLASTIC HAND OF STIRRING SPOON
"INSERTED A LONG BALLOON IN PENIS TO HAVE GIRLFRIEND BLOW UP FOR SEXUAL STIMULATION AND IT BROKE"
Vagina
PLASTIC HANDLE OF SCISSORS
KNITTING NEEDLES
PEN
"A LARGE AMOUNT OF SAND"
HAIR TIE
BAG OF CRYSTAL METH
10" STEAK KNIFE
RAZOR
SPONGE
"ONE BATTERY AND THREE COINS"
BATHTUB STOPPER
"PUT A BAG OF MONEY IN VAGINA TO HIDE IT FROM HUSBAND"
BILLIARD BALL
"ORGASM BALLS"
Rectum
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
PIPE
KEYS
ACORN
SHOT GLASS
DRUM STICK
ICE PICK
UNSHARPENED PENCIL
"HAD ANAL SEX & HAS BRUISING, BLOOD ON TOILET PAPER, TOOK CRYSTAL METH TO HELP PAIN"
CANDLE
AIR FRESHENER
CAN OF SPRAY PAINT
SHAVING CREAM CAN
SHAMPOO BOTTLE
LOTION BOTTLE
SODA CAN
"BEER BOTTLE UP RECTUM & BOTTLE BROKE WHEN TRIED TO RETRIEVE BOTTLE W/ PLIERS. COCAINE USE PRIOR TO INSERTION"
TURKEY BASTER
PHONE CORD
GOLF BALL
METAL TOILET PAPER HOLDER
TENT STAKES
"ROLLED UP STACK OF PLASTIC TRASH BAGS"
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