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Not a news story technically, but its news to me.
US based military company sells gun oil laced with pig fat to deny terrorists paradise.
http://www.silverbulletgunoil.net/
In response, terrorists have been lacing their bullets with Socialism. :roll:
US based military company sells gun oil laced with pig fat to deny terrorists paradise.
http://www.silverbulletgunoil.net/
In response, terrorists have been lacing their bullets with Socialism. :roll:
I love Florida...yes, that is a raccoon standing on a gator.
A man walking in a national forest in central Florida has captured a rare image of a raccoon appearing to ride on the back of an alligator.
Richard Jones was walking with his family in the Ocala National Forest when they spotted the alligator.
He believes his son startled the raccoon while trying to take a picture of the reptile.
The image has become an internet sensation since the photo was taken on Sunday morning.
Mr Jones told local television station WFTV that he "snapped a lucky picture right when the gator slipped into the water and before the raccoon jumped off and scurried away".
"Without the context you'd think the raccoon was hitching a ride across the river," he told the television station.
A man walking in a national forest in central Florida has captured a rare image of a raccoon appearing to ride on the back of an alligator.
Richard Jones was walking with his family in the Ocala National Forest when they spotted the alligator.
He believes his son startled the raccoon while trying to take a picture of the reptile.
The image has become an internet sensation since the photo was taken on Sunday morning.
Mr Jones told local television station WFTV that he "snapped a lucky picture right when the gator slipped into the water and before the raccoon jumped off and scurried away".
"Without the context you'd think the raccoon was hitching a ride across the river," he told the television station.
This looks like the beginnings of a great Disney movie.gingerhobbit said:I love Florida...yes, that is a raccoon standing on a gator.
A man walking in a national forest in central Florida has captured a rare image of a raccoon appearing to ride on the back of an alligator.
Richard Jones was walking with his family in the Ocala National Forest when they spotted the alligator.
He believes his son startled the raccoon while trying to take a picture of the reptile.
The image has become an internet sensation since the photo was taken on Sunday morning.
Mr Jones told local television station WFTV that he "snapped a lucky picture right when the gator slipped into the water and before the raccoon jumped off and scurried away".
"Without the context you'd think the raccoon was hitching a ride across the river," he told the television station.
Alligator involved in fatal Texas attack is killed, hunter may face fine
Texas game wardens are deciding whether to charge a man who admitted to killing an alligator involved in a fatal attack.
The alligator is suspected in the death of Tommie Woodward, 28, who jumped into a bayou early Friday morning -- despite a verbal warning from a witness and a posted "No Swimming Alligators" sign at Burkhart's Marina in Orange County.
Kent Robnett tells CNN affiliate KTRK that he trapped the 400 pound, 11½-foot alligator himself and then shot it in the head. He left the carcass on the marina dock Monday, where officials recovered it.
Though an autopsy reported that Woodward died by drowning, Orange County Justice of the Peace Rodney Price says his body parts were found inside the alligator.
Robnett told KTRK that he killed the deadly creature to protect his family and others who walk and swim near the bayou, which is near the Louisiana state line.
"I have a 1-year-old, a 3-year-old and a 14-year-old who swim out here," he told the affiliate. "He was just too big."
Robnett says he knew he was breaking the law and anonymously called a local game warden, knowing he could face a charge of hunting without a permit and a $500 fine. He has since talked to investigators.
So far, no charges have been filed by Texas Parks and Wildlife authorities, who were hunting the alligator themselves.
In last week's incident, Woodward seemed to mock the deadly creatures. Justice Price told CNN affiliate KFDM that "he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped into the water and almost immediately yelled for help."
Woodward's body was found hours later. An unidentified woman who jumped in with him for the late-night swim was not injured.
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Texas game wardens are deciding whether to charge a man who admitted to killing an alligator involved in a fatal attack.
The alligator is suspected in the death of Tommie Woodward, 28, who jumped into a bayou early Friday morning -- despite a verbal warning from a witness and a posted "No Swimming Alligators" sign at Burkhart's Marina in Orange County.
Kent Robnett tells CNN affiliate KTRK that he trapped the 400 pound, 11½-foot alligator himself and then shot it in the head. He left the carcass on the marina dock Monday, where officials recovered it.
Though an autopsy reported that Woodward died by drowning, Orange County Justice of the Peace Rodney Price says his body parts were found inside the alligator.
Robnett told KTRK that he killed the deadly creature to protect his family and others who walk and swim near the bayou, which is near the Louisiana state line.
"I have a 1-year-old, a 3-year-old and a 14-year-old who swim out here," he told the affiliate. "He was just too big."
Robnett says he knew he was breaking the law and anonymously called a local game warden, knowing he could face a charge of hunting without a permit and a $500 fine. He has since talked to investigators.
So far, no charges have been filed by Texas Parks and Wildlife authorities, who were hunting the alligator themselves.
In last week's incident, Woodward seemed to mock the deadly creatures. Justice Price told CNN affiliate KFDM that "he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped into the water and almost immediately yelled for help."
Woodward's body was found hours later. An unidentified woman who jumped in with him for the late-night swim was not injured.
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So this guy's douche-baggery costs not only his own life, but also the life of the gator.
The video has a bit more to the story. Had me chuckling when the news story mentioned other people in the town are calling in also admitting to killing the alligator in defense of the guy who did it.
MEXICAN IMMIGRANT DESIGNS DONALD TRUMP BUTT PLUG
Artist Fernando Sosa—a Florida-based Mexican immigrant who came to the United States at the age of 11—has designed a delightful Donald Trump bum-hole plug.
"I usually make Butt plugs to insult dictators, homophobes and politicians. However, when i heard [von Clownstick’s] remarks about Mexicans and latinos from south america i was extremely angry. You see I was born and raised in Mexico and moved to United States when i was 11 years old. So i don’t approve of what [F$27.99, Ted Cruz and the republican party have to say about us hard working americans.
When [Fuckface von Clownstick] decided to announce he is running for president he decided to use Latinos as a scapegoat and blame us for everything that is ailing America. Many republican politicians have done this before but never a politician running for president."
If you recall, Sosa was responsible for the Vladimir Putin plug last year. If you really got to own a Trump AKA “Fuckface von Clownstick” plug, they’re being sold onShapeways for $27.99 plus shipping. It’s a steal!
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Artist Fernando Sosa—a Florida-based Mexican immigrant who came to the United States at the age of 11—has designed a delightful Donald Trump bum-hole plug.
"I usually make Butt plugs to insult dictators, homophobes and politicians. However, when i heard [von Clownstick’s] remarks about Mexicans and latinos from south america i was extremely angry. You see I was born and raised in Mexico and moved to United States when i was 11 years old. So i don’t approve of what [F$27.99, Ted Cruz and the republican party have to say about us hard working americans.
When [Fuckface von Clownstick] decided to announce he is running for president he decided to use Latinos as a scapegoat and blame us for everything that is ailing America. Many republican politicians have done this before but never a politician running for president."
If you recall, Sosa was responsible for the Vladimir Putin plug last year. If you really got to own a Trump AKA “Fuckface von Clownstick” plug, they’re being sold onShapeways for $27.99 plus shipping. It’s a steal!
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Russian Police Seek Gay, Transgender Islamic State Suspects – Report
Who'd have thunk the Islamic State would be so open-minded?
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/...er-islamic-state-suspects--report/524280.html
Who'd have thunk the Islamic State would be so open-minded?
Bear breaks into bakery, eats all the pies except the rhubarb....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ut-turns-down-strawberry-and-rhubarb-pie.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ut-turns-down-strawberry-and-rhubarb-pie.html
It will probably be a $300 fine and 30 days probation plus court costs. The probation monitoring will be a third party company who will charge her $500 for the month. She won't be able to pay that so she'll be brought back into the court for probation violation where she'll get a year in jail and another fine.
Her $26 meal will end up costing her tens of thousands by the time she's done.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...th-previous-husband-pet-cat-boyfriend-it.html
I wanted to leave some joke as a comment but couldn't think of anything cuz it's fucking absurd!
I wanted to leave some joke as a comment but couldn't think of anything cuz it's fucking absurd!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...th-previous-husband-pet-cat-boyfriend-it.html
I wanted to leave some joke as a comment but couldn't think of anything cuz it's fucking absurd!
I'm assuming she decided to marry a dog this time because the cat was so emotionally unavailable.
In that case she should have married a crocodile. Like this guy did.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-dressed-white-gown-traditional-ceremony.html
P.S.: How could his "bride" say "Yes" if her "jaw was wired shut for the duration"? xD
Mmm... starling! Yummy.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ear...stic-seagull-swallows-smaller-bird-whole.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ear...stic-seagull-swallows-smaller-bird-whole.html
Kissing the bride could not have been fun. But I hear that crocodiles can really rock.
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The Jell-O Man was getting Quaaludes from his gynecologist.
http://gawker.com/bill-cosby-was-getting-quaaludes-from-his-gynecologist-1719926838
And to think, all mine ever gives me is dirty looks. Also, quaaludes have an incredibly long shelf life for a tablet formulation. They are like the cockroaches of pharmaceuticals.
http://gawker.com/bill-cosby-was-getting-quaaludes-from-his-gynecologist-1719926838
And to think, all mine ever gives me is dirty looks. Also, quaaludes have an incredibly long shelf life for a tablet formulation. They are like the cockroaches of pharmaceuticals.
Karmadillo !
Texas man injured as bullet ricochets off armadillo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33748027
Texas man injured as bullet ricochets off armadillo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33748027
Boston Police Foil Potential Massacre at Pokemon World Championship
Two men drove from Iowa to Massachusetts with a trunk full of ammo and guns, boasting about "killing the competition" on Facebook.
BOSTON — Police said Sunday they thwarted what could have been a massacre at the Pokemon World Championship held here this weekend.
Boston police arrested James Austin Stumbo, 27, and Kevin Norton, 18, on Saturday “because of threats of violence made over social media.” When police searched Stumbo and Norton’s vehicle parked in a garage several blocks from the Pokemon event, they found found a shotgun, AR-15 assault rifle, a hunting rifle, and 250 rounds of ammunition.
Stumbo and Norton are charged with several firearm charges including unlawful possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of ammunition.
“The BPD detectives did a great job in the stop and prevention of a potential tragedy," said Superintendent Paul Fitzgerald, commander of the police department's Bureau of Intelligence and Analysis.
Stumbo wasn’t shy about his arsenal or his alleged target. Stumbo posted a photo of the car and guns in a Facebook group entitled “Mayhem Pokemon Crew.” The caption read:
“Kevin Norton and I are ready for Worlds Boston here we come!!!”
“Good luck!” wrote a Facebook user named Joey Faux.
“With killing the competition?” asked Norton.
“Haha yes,” replied Faux.
Stumbo and Norton were both invited to play in the U.S. masters division in Boston this weekend, according to the Pokemon World Championship website.
On Thursday, security at the Hynes Convention Center where the Pokemon championship was being held detained Stumbo when he tried to enter. (It’s unclear why.) While security was escorting Stumbo out of the building, they noticed Norton trying to enter, according to the police report. Stumbo and Norton were both slapped with a “No Trespass Order.”
Hynes Convention security called the Boston Police Department, which radioed two officers to look into Norton and Stumbo. The “officers were informed” of Stumbo’s post on Facebook, according to the police report. When Stumbo was questioned, he claimed the post was taken out of context. However, Norton told police where their car was parked and that it had weapons inside. Norton said the shotgun was his but the AR-15 was Stumbo’s. Neither man produced a permit to carry firearms.
Police obtained a warrant on Friday and on Saturday, the two were arrested at a motel in nearby Saugus, Massachusetts with assistance from the Saugus police. On Monday, the two men will be arraigned at Boston Municipal Court.
"Prior to the event this weekend, our community of players made us aware of a security issue," the Pokemon International Company wrote in a statement on Sunday. "We gathered information and gave it as soon as possible to the authorities at the John B. Hynes Veterans Memorial Convention Center who acted swiftly and spearheaded communication with the Boston Police Department. Due to quick action, the potential threat was resolved. The Pokemon Company International takes the safety of our fans seriously and will continue to ensure proper security measures are a priority."
The 12th Pokemon World Championship hosted hundreds of players from 30 different countries and thousands more spectators. Winners are given thousands of dollars’ worth of prizes, and $2 million worth of scholarships are donated.
Pictures at the source.
Two men drove from Iowa to Massachusetts with a trunk full of ammo and guns, boasting about "killing the competition" on Facebook.
BOSTON — Police said Sunday they thwarted what could have been a massacre at the Pokemon World Championship held here this weekend.
Boston police arrested James Austin Stumbo, 27, and Kevin Norton, 18, on Saturday “because of threats of violence made over social media.” When police searched Stumbo and Norton’s vehicle parked in a garage several blocks from the Pokemon event, they found found a shotgun, AR-15 assault rifle, a hunting rifle, and 250 rounds of ammunition.
Stumbo and Norton are charged with several firearm charges including unlawful possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of ammunition.
“The BPD detectives did a great job in the stop and prevention of a potential tragedy," said Superintendent Paul Fitzgerald, commander of the police department's Bureau of Intelligence and Analysis.
Stumbo wasn’t shy about his arsenal or his alleged target. Stumbo posted a photo of the car and guns in a Facebook group entitled “Mayhem Pokemon Crew.” The caption read:
“Kevin Norton and I are ready for Worlds Boston here we come!!!”
“Good luck!” wrote a Facebook user named Joey Faux.
“With killing the competition?” asked Norton.
“Haha yes,” replied Faux.
Stumbo and Norton were both invited to play in the U.S. masters division in Boston this weekend, according to the Pokemon World Championship website.
On Thursday, security at the Hynes Convention Center where the Pokemon championship was being held detained Stumbo when he tried to enter. (It’s unclear why.) While security was escorting Stumbo out of the building, they noticed Norton trying to enter, according to the police report. Stumbo and Norton were both slapped with a “No Trespass Order.”
Hynes Convention security called the Boston Police Department, which radioed two officers to look into Norton and Stumbo. The “officers were informed” of Stumbo’s post on Facebook, according to the police report. When Stumbo was questioned, he claimed the post was taken out of context. However, Norton told police where their car was parked and that it had weapons inside. Norton said the shotgun was his but the AR-15 was Stumbo’s. Neither man produced a permit to carry firearms.
Police obtained a warrant on Friday and on Saturday, the two were arrested at a motel in nearby Saugus, Massachusetts with assistance from the Saugus police. On Monday, the two men will be arraigned at Boston Municipal Court.
"Prior to the event this weekend, our community of players made us aware of a security issue," the Pokemon International Company wrote in a statement on Sunday. "We gathered information and gave it as soon as possible to the authorities at the John B. Hynes Veterans Memorial Convention Center who acted swiftly and spearheaded communication with the Boston Police Department. Due to quick action, the potential threat was resolved. The Pokemon Company International takes the safety of our fans seriously and will continue to ensure proper security measures are a priority."
The 12th Pokemon World Championship hosted hundreds of players from 30 different countries and thousands more spectators. Winners are given thousands of dollars’ worth of prizes, and $2 million worth of scholarships are donated.
Pictures at the source.
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Waco Police discovered a large drug stash during a traffic stop and a fully loaded handgun hidden in the female suspect's vagina.
http://www.kcentv.com/story/29981641/waco-police-fully-loaded-handgun-found-in-females-vagina
http://www.kcentv.com/story/29981641/waco-police-fully-loaded-handgun-found-in-females-vagina
“Men are publicly debating how to allocate women, as though women were commodities like houses or cars, in order to realize some grand political ideal originating from either the patriarchal left or the patriarchal right,”
http://sinosphere.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/10/26/china-polyandry-gender-ratio-bachelors/?_r=0
http://sinosphere.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/10/26/china-polyandry-gender-ratio-bachelors/?_r=0
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